A POLITELY NON-CHRISTIAN 'PROGRESSIVE PROHIBITIONIST RELIGION' GUIDE TO THE CURRENT 2016 U.S. PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN:

Of the current candidates for U.S. President, which candidate or candidates:

--have the best strategy for helping to conserve the total combined nationwide acreage allotted as agricultural cropland, ranchland, forested areas, and undeveloped lands throughout the United States?

---will achieve the most at promoting innovative, energy-efficient, multi-story construction projects and other land-saving projects that help to put a stop to the truly outrageous rate of urban sprawl currently occurring throughout the entire United States of today?

---will be the most successful at helping to revitalize our nation's economy through a very healthy redirection of our nation's economy away from the tobacco industry, the tattooing industry, the alcohol-for-drinking industry (as distinct from a creatively vital industry featuring the healthful use of wine and beer, bourbon, cooking sherry, etc., in preparation of delicious, tasty, and healthful dishes, with actual human consumption of those dishes occurring with the clear prior understanding that the alcohol per se had all evaporated as of that point), the gambling industry, and the gratuituously-violent-movies industry, for instance?

---will be the most successful at promoting a massive increase in the natural-resources recycling industry, the energy-conservation industry, the lifelong-education industry, the fine-locution-and-fine-speaking-industry, the educational documentaries industry, the crime-prevention industry, the illicit-drug-addiction-treatment industry, the alcohol-addiction-treatment industry, the tobacco-addiction-treatment industry, the lifelong sports industry (semi-hard-court tennis, clay-court tennis, lawn tennis, racquetball, roller skating, golf, etc.), the preventive-medicine industry, and the organic-farming industry, throughout this entire nation?

---will achieve the greatest success at promoting attempts throughout the United States to systematically achieve recycling of any and all recyclable waste items?

---exhibit the greatest interest in that expected future U.S. President making an official visit to the Swedish capital city of Stockholm in order to congratulate city officials there on that city's phenomenal success at recycling a higher percentage of any and all recyclable waste items than any other major city in the world reportedly accomplishes at present?

---exhibit the greatest interest in hiring well-paid consultants from Sweden who might help American cities and towns to massively increase their own level of participation in recycling of waste items?

---exhibit the greatest level of tactful and humbly proud statesmanship toward other nations, accompanied by a willingness to acknowledge each of the many sobering areas in which American society of today has an urgent need for improvement?

---will exhibit the greatest capacity for identifying a kindly and respectful "common ground" or "point of agreement" with U.S. Senators or Congressmen who are not members of his or her own party?

---will best promote a devotion to tactful honesty and obedience of the law and admirable vigilance on the part of all Americans, including members of Congress?

---will exhibit a creative empathy and vision so much so that he or she as President will frequently and publicly befriend American citizens and approved immigrants to this nation who most observers would say are the "least similar to our President, and strikingly different from our President"?

---will exhibit the greatest genius for bipartisan leadership and statesmanship throughout this entire nation?

---will help to promote a major increase in the role of percussion instruments and mariachi bands and the classical guitar and the sitar and brass instruments and clarinets and flutes and wooden recorders and piccolos and clarinos and oboes and harps and saxophones and other typical band instruments in modern American music, thereby significantly promoting a massive increase in the variety of popular forms of music in our country, with the role of the piano and the electric guitar, the latter of which is often deafening and the form of which is irksome to the ear, declining dramatically during that President's term of office.

---will promote a generous annual prize competition, to be independently funded, that generously rewards at least one American citizen, and at least one citizen of a foreign nation as well who seeks to help improve American society, who offers what is judged to be the very best public-policy idea for the United States and American society that has been submitted to the sponsors of that annual 'Let's Improve America' Competition. The financial award to the winning American citizen, and the financial award to the citizen of a foreign nation, would be at the same amount.

---will propose a Constitutional Amendment to the U.S. Constitution that will either withdraw privacy protection to, or will deny non-profit legal status to, any non-profit group in the United States that advocates vigilante-style violence against any person or group of persons or nations.

---