THE SEEMINGLY IMPOSSIBLE QUEST IN AUSTIN, TEXAS: MY CURRENT VERY DIFFICULT SEARCH FOR A NEW ROOMMATE AGE 18 OR OLDER WHO:

(1) Does not consume any tobacco products.

(2) Either consumes no alcohol or is a very, very light drinker.

(3) Consumes ZERO marijuana, ZERO "marijuana brownies", ZERO medical marijuana, and ZERO illicit drugs.

(4) Is NOT a "recovering drug or alcohol or tobacco addict".

(5) Is Honest and Law-Abiding and Conscientious and Polite and Vigilant.

(6) Does not have any felony-conviction record, and does not have any misdemeanor record involving an act of physical violence.

(7) Is Hygienic and cleanshaven.

(8) Supports Freedom of Speech involving non-anonymous speech, and also Supports Freedom of Religion involving law-abiding religious conduct, for everyone.

(9) Generally refrains from himself verbalizing profanity or obscenities in his (or her) everyday conversations with others.

(10) Has some or several creative hobbies and pastimes that keep him (or her) creatively fulfilled in his (or her) leisuretime.

(11) Enjoys athletics, and pursues one or more healthful sports during his (or her) leisuretime.

(12) Knows how to live harmoniously and politely with a law-abiding and polite and tactfully honest roommate.

(13) Exhibits a refreshing LACK OF "CI", OR LACK OF CRIMINAL INTENT, TOWARD OTHERS, INCLUDING IN REGARD TO PERSONS WITH WHOM HE HAS OR HAS HAD CONFLICTS OR WAS HIMSELF REJECTED BY.