A revised version of my copyrighted "Craigslist" Rooms and Shares ad that I have posted online today on Craigslist:
"As an English- Scottish-German-ancestry single adult Anglo-Saxon gentleman and lifelong-American citizen, I get along best with white naturally-blond-haired politely masculine facially cleanshaven adult younger gentlemen who have a good calming effect on me. I am seeking a permanently marijuana-free, illicit-drug-free, alcohol-free, tobacco-free, nonvaping, facially cleanshaven and hygienic, tattoo-less, clean-talking and non-profane, conscientous, law-abiding and politely masculine adult male roommate fitting the above description. I am gainfully employed, polite and very civil, and will strive to offer you plenty of space and privacy inside our shared bolt-locked studio rental unit. I have strong LDS ancestry here in Utah and am very respectful toward Mormons. I admire their consistent civility and wholesome optimistic style.
"One possible alternative Anglo-Saxon Haven scenario: If I meet you in person and I get along well with you in person, I will be willing to instead move into your own rental apartment or home or friendly group-living home such as a very honorable alcohol-free, tobacco-free, nonvaping, non-profane, law-abiding, polite, and quiet five-bedroom apartment unit, social fraternity house, coed fraternity house, professional fraternity house, or housing coop here in Salt Lake City".
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