Tuesday, November 15, 2016

'LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!! YOU'RE NOT TOO BRIGHT', CRAIGSLIST 'RANTS AND RAVES'-SECTION RESPONDENT 'MARK STRAUSS' ON NOVEMBER 15, 2016, REPLIES IN WRITING TO POSTING THIS WEEK IN THAT CRAIGSLIST SECTION FROM JOHN KEVIN McMILLAN OF AUSTIN, TEXAS, USA





Search for Hygienic, Sanitary Housing Coop or Frat House (Austin) hide this posting


I have searched many times for a housing coop or fraternity house in northwest Austin or central Austin that permits adult non-students to reside there, and that:








---is NOT for "recovering alcoholics" or "current alcoholics" or "recovering drug addicts" or "former drug addicts" or "current drug addicts".

---has zero alcohol consumption anywhere in that housing coop or fraternity house.

---has ZERO tobacco consumption anywhere on the premises of that housing coop or fraternity house, and is exclusively for persons who abstain from tobacco products on a 24-hour-a-day-and-year-round basis.

---has ZERO marijuana consumption and ZERO illicit-drug consumption or illicit-drug-trafficking anywhere inside or on the grounds of that housing coop or fraternity house.

---features a clean-cut, facially-cleanshaven (no beard, no mustache, no goatee) or hygienic style in all of its residents.

---features a profanity-free environment in all everyday conversations among residents inside that housing coop or fraternity house.

---features as little piano music as possible, and only a minimal amount of electric guitar music, inside that housing coop or fraternity house.

---features preparation of creative and healthful meals for all of its members and visitors.

---fosters a creatively vital, intellectually stimulating home environment for all members that is conducive to their pursuing writing projects and other creative projects.

---offers safe, comfortable living conditions for all residents.

---is very public-health-minded and sponsors random-drug testing, for instance, for any and all residents, with any resident failing two consecutive random-drug tests being asked to move away from that housing coop or fraternity house.

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