Thursday, November 26, 2020

I AM VERY THANKFUL THIS THANKSGIVING DAY FOR ANY AND ALL AUSTIN-AREA RESIDENTS OF TRAVIS COUNTY, WILLIAMSON COUNTY, BASTROP COUNTY, CALDWELL COUNTY, BURNET COUNTY, BELL COUNTY, HAYS COUNTY, MILAM COUNTY, LEE COUNTY, AND CALDWELL COUNTY, WHO:

 

I am grateful this Thanksgiving Day here in this state-capital city for Texas for any and all persons residing in Travis County, Hays County, Williamson County, Burnet County, Milam County, Bastrop County, Blanco County, Caldwell County, Lee County, or Bell County, Texas, who:

---refrain from EVER AT ANYTIME entering my current double-bolt-locked apartment unit in northeast Austin in any context in which I have not given express prior permission immediately before their entry into my unit.
---refrain from entering my current bolt-locked apartment unit through any means other than my front door, which I keep double-bolt-locked at all times whenever I am inside my unit.
---refrain from entering my current always-bolt-locked apartment unit unless and until I myself specifically open the front door for them (which I would never do for anyone other than on-duty Austin Police Department officers, on-duty Austin-Travis County Emergency Medical Services staff members, on-duty maintenance staff members for the Pebble Creek Apartments where I live, on-duty Better Business Bureau-accredited cleaning staff members whom I had specifically authorized to visit my unit for that one total purpose; on-duty technicians for Grande Communications, the company that has an exclusive-provider media services contract for my current apartment complex and all tenants at this complex; or an on-duty investigator for the Texas Department of Family and Protective Services, who so far has visited me on only one total occasion---which occurred in November 2019).
---refrain from having any physical contact with me of any type during periods when I am in fact sleeping on my own bed.

---refrain from deploying medical technology in an attempt at harming my own medical health, such as through inflicting damage on my own cardiovascular system or through continuous-year-round-sleep-deprivation-induced premature aging of myself and my body, during my sleeping hours as I lie alone, asleep and unconscious, on my own bed inside my double-bolt-locked solo-occupancy current apartment unit in Austin.
---refrain from subjecting me to any sexual contact of any type during my sleeping hours as I lie alone on my own bed.
---refrain from subjecting me to an anal-vibrator of any type during my sleeping hours, it being very clear that I myself have never at any time authorized any anal-vibration services being inflicted on my own body in any context or at any time.
---refrain from subjecting me to any nasal inhalants during my sleeping hours inside my current apartment unit, I myself not being the owner or consumer of any nasal inhalants.
---refrain from subjecting me to any hydroplaning during my sleeping hours as I lie alone, asleep and unconscious and probably snoring, on my own bed.
--refrain from subjecting me to any continuous noise pollution I myself did not authorize that has been determined by an Austin-based ear, nose, and throat medical specialist, Dr. David Tobey, to have been significantly harmful to my own hearing capacity and medical health.
---refrain from participation in any form of vigilanteism that seeks to punish me or injure me or physically assault me or fatally injure me or "hound" or "railroad" me out of Austin proper.
---refrain from participation in an illegal thought-control project that on a continuous daily and year-round and multi-year basis allegedly invades my own privacy rights in a pervasive and nefarious manner.
---refrain from subjecting me to any anonymous communications that violate my own privacy rights.
---refrain from subjecting me to any anonymous verbalized death threats targeted at me on any occasion.
---refrain from participation in any hydration of my body, whether that be my mouth or anus or any other part of my body, during my sleeping hours.
---refrain from participation in a nocturnal-dream-content censorship project that interrupts me in the middle of my nocturnal dream with pain in my anus and verbal castigation of me conveying a "critique" of the content of my nocturnal dream.
---refrain from physical abuse of me during my sleeping hours in retaliation against me because they did not like the content of some of my internal-thoughts during the most recent 24-hour period.



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