A POLITELY-WORDED LEGAL WARNING TO THE TAXPAYERS OF ANY AND ALL CENTRAL TEXAN CITIES AND COUNTIES:

I hereby insist on my legal right to myself lawfully and in a civil manner file a lawsuit at the earliest opportunity against each and every government entity anywhere in Central Texas or elsewhere in Texas---or in any other U.S. state or any foreign nation, for that matter-- that has allegedly permitted or authorized any person or group of persons to violate my own privacy rights in any context that exhibits a refusal on their part to fully and adequately acknowledge that 99 percent or more of all of the law-abiding and honest male adult persons most comprehensively like myself as human beings, and most appropriate as prospective or actual personal friends of mine or as prospective or actual coreligionists of mine or as prospective or actual roommates or housemates of mine, are, in fact, heterosexual in sexual identity per se.