'DEAN STAFF' OF THE AUSTIN AREA ON DECEMBER 26, 2016, SENDS AN ANGRY-SOUNDING AND OBSCENE E-MAIL LETTER TO MYSELF, JOHN KEVIN McMILLAN OF AUSTIN, IN RESPONSE TO A POLITELY WORDED 'RANTS AND RAVES' ITEM FOR CRAIGSLIST THAT I WROTE ON CHRISTMAS DAY THIS YEAR ABOUT MY FAILURE SO FAR TO FIND ANY PROSPECTIVE NEW ROOMMATE WILLING TO APPLY TO ROOM WITH ME BEGINNING JANUARY 1, 2017, INSIDE MY TWO-BEDROOM, TWO-BATHROOM, APARTMENT UNIT NEAR ARBORETUM, WITH DEAN STAFF'S REPLY CONTAINING A PHOTOGRAPH FROM HIMSELF THAT FEATURES A MALE ADULT PERSON, HIS BUTTOCKS NAKED, AS HE LIES ON HIS STOMACH NEXT TO AN OUTDOOR SWIMMING POOL WITH TWO BEER BOTTLES BESIDE HIM

Dean Staff <1b16ac754b1d39ee8e63883cbeb97bea reply.craigslist.org="">

To
p6j4k-5932897237@pers.craigslist.org (John Kevin McMillan of Austin)

(Time:) Today (Dec. 26, 2016) at 9:39 a.m.

Jesus fucking Christ, would you please 

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

What a faggot, cry baby, fucking asshole !

Go suck a dick you fucking sissy !

Move back in with mommy or something.??

But shut your fucking pie hole

_______________________

(THE FOLLOWING IS
 THE CRAIGLIST 'RANTS
 AND RAVES' ITEM I WROTE
 AND THEN POSTED 
AT 12:05 A.M. THIS
 MORNING (MONDAY, DECEMBER 26, 2016), 
AND THAT SOMEHOW PROMPTED THE
 OBSCENELY INDIGNANT
 ABOVE REPLY THAT IS 
QUOTED VERBATIM AND IN ITS ENTIRETY. -- jkm)

Date: 

PostID:5932897237

Title:() Why is no one seeking
 me as a roommate?

I am raising this question 
because I feel very confident 
that I would make a great
 roommate for the right
 person or persons here
 in the Arboretum area 
where I live (or if I moved
 into your home or apt.).

Among the occupational groups whom I feel I would be especially
 compatible with as a 
strictly-platonic  roommate are: 
students age 18 or older who are plan to eventually become 
either attorneys
 or law-enforcement officers; law-enforcement 
officers who are honorable
and not  "on the take"; 
honorable and law-abiding professionally bonded private detectives; 
home-security experts 
and consultants; professional athletes such as tennis 
players and their families; 
attorneys 
and other persons employed in law firms;
 City of Austin or Travis County Government or State Government 
of Texas or U.S. 
Government employees who are
 honorable and law-abiding; state
 legislators or staff members of theirs who are honorable
and law-abiding;
 restaurant-industry employees
 or managers who are honest
 and law-abiding; 
and honorable news-media professionals 
or staff members at newspapers 
or radio stations or television stations here in Austin.

(1) I am a lifelong NON-smoker,
 so I will NEVER subject you to passive smoking at any time.

(2) I am always sober (I have
 not consumed any drinking 
alcohol in many years, my
 last-ever drink having been a Tequila Sunrise here in Austin).

(3) I am NOT an alcoholic or recovering alcoholic, so I
 present ZERO risk of having
 any type of relapse in which I
 might ever lose my always-sober identity as your roommate.

(4) I am a longtime abstainer 
for many consecutive years
 from any and all marijuana 
and any other illicit drug, and
 I am NOT a "former drug addict"
 or "recovering drug addict". 
I present ZERO risk of my ever
 being "misled" or "duped" 
into consuming any quantity
 of any illicit drug at any time
 in the present or future.

(5) I always keep my hands
 to myself (I DO NOT grab or
 pinch or pounce on others) 
and have very high platonic-involvements aptitude with
 anyone and everyone. This 
is true regardless of whether
 they are actually physically attractive to me (and here in
 Austin these days, as most of you already know, physically 
attractive persons account for
 only a very tiny percentage
 of all of the adult Austin residents
 in the year 2016).

(6) I am facially cleanshaven, and
 I present a full face and full and often-smiling facial expression
 to others, including any new roommate or housemate of 
mine.

(7) I have ZERO tattoos anywhere
 on my entire body.

(8) I am NOT censorious. I am
 very tolerant of law-abiding
 and privacy-respectful forms
 of Freedom of Speech, and 
law-abiding and privacy-respectful and non-violent, non-injurious
 forms of Freedom of Religion expression by anyone. I have
 a healthy respect for the Bill
of Rights of the U.S. Constitution.

(9) I myself always use clean,
 non-profane language in my everyday conversations with
 others. Anyone who rooms 
with me will NEVER hear the 
"F" word from me under any circumstances!

(10) I am gainfully employed 
and I work six days per week 
here in Austin.

(11) I am tactfully honest, dependably civil and 
law-abiding, devoted to helping
 to protect the security of the apartment or home where
 I live, polite, and friendly
 toward a wide range of persons.

(11a) I myself do NOT have
 any criminal-conviction
 record.

(12) I have been most frequently described by others as
 "friendly", "nice", 
"kind", "very kind", "conscientious", "polite", 
"very polite", "a good person", "intelligent", "idealistic", 
and "thoughtful".

(13) I wash my dishes 
immediately after I use them
 and then place them back into 
my designated shelves in the cupboards of the spacious apartment 
where I
 currently am living here in Austin.

(14) I am very quiet. I do not currently listen to any music 
of my own in the apartment 
where I live. and I spend most 
of my time inside my own
 locked private room.

(15) I have hobbies and pastimes that include tennis, racquetball, 
roller-skating, 
pursuing writing projects, dining out in healthful-dining restaurants,
 and creative brainstorming about quality-of-life issues.