My Current 'Rooms & Shares' Online Ad on 'Craigslist' Cites Additional Specific Traits I Seek In a White Blond Male Roommate Age 19 or Older

The Kind of White Blond-Haired Politely Masculine Male Roommate I Seek (Downtown Salt Lake City)

air conditioning

dogs are OK - wooof

Your share of monthly rent is $300 per month, All Bills Paid. (If you own a pet dog, you would be asked to pay a monthly dog-related fee that would be added to your $300 monthly share of rent.)

Modern one-room apartment we will share offers 4-burner stove and oven, two-basin sink, modern refrigerator and freezer, adequate storage space in closets, Central Air Conditioning and Heat, modern bathroom with bathtub that can be used for taking showers and a sink.

You as a True Gentleman Age 19 or Older Fit the Following Description:

---You are Tactfully Honest and Facially Cleanshaven and Tattoo-Less and Lead a Permanently Alcohol-Free, Permanently Tobacco-Free, Marijuana-Free, Illicit-Drug-free, Law-Abiding, Clean-Talking (Virtually No Profanity) Lifestyle.

---You are NOT a "Recovering Alcoholic" or "Former Alcoholic" or a "Former Drug Addict".

----You are Physically Active and Intellectually Incisive.

----You enjoy lifelong sports such as tennis, racquetball, and roller-skating.

----You oppose reverse discrimination in hiring practices or employment practices that discriminates against law-abiding white Anglo-Saxon gentlemen.

-----You oppose inter-racial harassment of and inter-racial stalking of yourself and other law-abiding white Anglo-Saxon gentlemen.

----You are alarmed by any report you may have read about the infliction of continuous noise pollution as a political weapon against targeted individuals.

-----You lead a relatively quiet lifestyle.

----You oppose Thought Control projects.

----You oppose vigilantism. You believe in politely contacting the police if you observe noteworthy evidence of illegal conduct, regardless of the racial or ethnic or religious or age identity of the alleged crime perpetrator you observe or obtain a reliable report about.

----You Support Freedom of Religion and Freedom of Speech in a context involving non-anonymous communications and respect for the privacy rights of others.