AUSTIN POLICE DEPARTMENT SEX CRIMES UNIT SERGEANT MARTINA ST.LOUIS'S HELPFUL ASSURANCE TO ME ON THE TELEPHONE THIS WEEK DURING A POLITE 15-MINUTE PHONE CONVERSATION I HAD WITH HER FROM 1:58 P.M. TO 2:13 P.M. ON MONDAY, MAY 8, 2017:

"THE AUSTIN POLICE DEPARTMENT SEX CRIMES UNIT IS NOT AWARE OF ANYONE OTHER THAN YOURSELF WHO IS EVER AUTHORIZED TO BE IN YOUR BEDROOM DURING YOUR SLEEP" (approximate quote).