MY BEST POSSIBLE U.S. STATE (OR FOREIGN NATION) FOR ME TO EVENTUALLY MOVE TO WILL PROBABLY BE A STATE (OR NATION) THAT RATES BEST OVERALL FOR THE FOLLOWING CATEGORIES, WHEN EVALUATED TOGETHER:

---THE LOWEST PER-CAPITA INCIDENCE OF MARIJUANA CONSUMPTION, COCAINE CONSUMPTION, AND ANY OTHER FORM OF ILLICIT-DRUG CONSUMPTION.

--THE LOWEST PER-CAPITA INCIDENCE OF DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED.

--THE LOWEST PER-CAPITA INCIDENCE OF ADDICTION TO ALCOHOL, OR ALCOHOLISM.

--THE LOWEST PER-CAPITA INCIDENCE OF BINGE DRINKING.

--THE LOWEST PER-CAPITA INCIDENCE OF TOBACCO CONSUMPTION.

---THE LOWEST PER-CAPITA INCIDENCE OF FACIAL HAIR ON MEN.

---THE LOWEST PER-CAPITA INCIDENCE OF VERBALIZATION OF PROFANITY.

--THE LOWEST PERCENTAGE OF ALL LEGAL-STATUS ADULT RESIDENTS OF THAT STATE WHO HAVE BEEN CONVICTED OF A FELONY CRIME.

---THE LOWEST PER-CAPITA INCIDENCE OF HOME-INVASION CRIMES.

---THE LOWEST PER-CAPITA INCIDENCE OF "THOUGHT-CONTROL PROJECTS" ALLEGEDLY OCCURRING IN THAT STATE.

--THE LOWEST PER-CAPITA INCIDENCE OF PERSONAL-INJURY CRIMES.

---THE LOWEST PER-CAPITA INCIDENCE OF SEXUAL-ASSAULT CRIMES.

--THE LOWEST PER-CAPITA INCIDENCE OF SEX CRIMES INVOLVING ILLEGAL PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH CHILDREN AND OTHER RESIDENTS OF THAT STATE WHO ARE MINORS.

---THE LOWEST PER-CAPITA EXPENDITURE OF MONEY BY RESIDENTS OF THAT STATE TOWARD GAMBLING.

---THE LOWEST PER-CAPITA EXPENDITURE OF MONEY BY RESIDENTS OF THAT STATE TOWARD ATTENDING PROFESSIONAL BOXING MATCHES.

---THE LOWEST PER-CAPITA INCIDENCE OF RESIDENTS OF THAT STATE WITH ONE OR MORE TATTOOS EMBLAZONED ON THEIR OWN BODY.

---THE LOWEST PER-CAPITA INCIDENCE OF ORGANIZED CRIME ACTIVITIES.

---THE LOWEST PER-CAPITA INCIDENCE OF DISHONESTY OR FRAUDULENT COMMUNICATIONS BY RESIDENTS OF THAT STATE.

---THE GREATEST RESPECT BY RESIDENTS OF THAT STATE TOWARD FREEDOM OF SPEECH  INVOLVING COMMUNICATIONS THAT ARE NOT ANONYMOUS IN NATURE, PRIVACY RIGHTS, AND FREEDOM OF RELIGION INVOLVING SPONSORSHIP OF LAW-ABIDING ACTIVITIES.

--THE LOWEST PER-CAPITA INCIDENCE OF LITTERING BY RESIDENTS OF THAT STATE.