Friday, April 28, 2023

THE FRIENDLY ROOMMATE-WANTED ANNOUNCEMENT THAT I POSTED TODAY IN THE COPYRIGHTED KSL.COM CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING 'OTHER REAL ESTATE, SEEKING ROOMMATE' SECTION


"If You Meet These Criteria I Would Love to Hear from You:


"Salt Lake City, UT 
"$400.00






"--You are law-abiding and honest and do not have any criminal-conviction record.

"---You do not verbalize any profanity in your comments to others.

"---You do not consume any alcohol or tobacco or vaping products.

"---You have either no tattoo on your body or only one tattoo on your body, at most.

"---You are facially cleanshaven and do not hide behind facial hair.

"---You are optimistic and cheerful and as a polite and wholesome as a Mormon Missionary.

"---You have a current job at a workplace away from where you live.

"---You are not a former or current illicit drug addict or alcoholic.

"---You (are) conscientious and calm, and many people have told you that you are a 'perfect gentleman' or 'true gentleman'.

"---You are an American citizen.

"---You have an affinity toward, and feel comfortable about talking in person with, white non-Hispanic American citizens of English, Scottish, or German ancestry.

"---You would feel comfortable about living with an Anglo-Saxon gentleman whose favorite hobbies and interests are tennis, racquetball, hiking, crime-prevention-research projects, public-policy brainstorming aimed at helping Utah, cooking and eating vegetarian or semi-vegetarian dishes, dining in heart-healthy restaurants, watching idealistic movies, quiet music with no profanity in the lyrics."

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