I am very glad I posted this item in the General Other section of the KSL.com classified advertising section:
"The Anglo Gentlemen I Get Along With the Best:
"As a new permanent resident of Utah ever since January 2023, I welcome an in-person dialogue with prospective new personal friends for myself here in Salt Lake City or Salt Lake County, Utah, who fit this description:
"---You lead a marijuana-free and anti-marijuana lifestyle.
"--You have never consumed cocaine or heroin or any illicit drug other than marijuana.
"---You do not consume any drinking alcohol and are not an alcoholic.
"---You are an honest facially cleanshaven tattoo-less clean-talking non-profane American citizen age 21 to age 65.
"---You do not have any criminal conviction record and are dependably civil and law-abiding and vigilant.
"---You are of the same racial group as myself -- white non-Hispanic -- and you are of Northern European ancestry.
"---You are conscientious and honorable and support strong crime-deterrence programs and strong disease-prevention strategies.
"---You are very opposed to vigilantism and strongly support law enforcement.
"---You oppose thought control projects or the stalking of someone by a person whom the former individual had already rejected, or by a religious group, political group, government agency, educational institution, media company, of other entity that had harbored or sponsored or condoned or permitted stalking of the former individual.
"---You are idealistic and public-policy-minded and seek to be helpful to Utah.
"--Your favorite pastimes or sports include tennis, racquetball, roller skating, hiking, jogging, and swimming.
"---You have a cheerful friendliness to you that is accompanied by a strong sense of platonic purpose and platonic ambition in your life.
"---You have a gentlemanly sense of humor that has a cheerful effect on others."
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