MY MOST RECENT CRAIGSLIST 'RANTS AND RAVES' ITEM, WHICH I POSTED TODAY ONLINE: THE HERCULEAN CHALLENGE I FACE IN SEARCHING FOR AN HONEST NEW ROOMMATE SITUATION AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

Are there any honest law-abiding new roommate prospects? (Austin)


DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS ON HOW I CAN FINALLY SUCCEED AT FINDING AN HONEST AND LAW-ABIDING AND VIGILANT NEW ROOMMATE OR NEW HOUSEMATE?

I WILL BE AMAZED WHEN THAT DAY DOES OCCUR, AND I WILL DEFINITELY CELEBRATE THAT MOMENT BY TREATING MY NEXT ROOMMATE OR HOUSEMATE TO A NICE MEAL AND FRIENDLY CONVERSATION IN A RESTAURANT OR CAFE THAT HE (OR SHE) ALSO LIKES.