IF MY ENTIRE LIFE STORY HAD BEEN A HOLLYWOOD MOVIE, THE FOLLOWING MIGHT HAVE BEEN SOME OF THE TRIVIA QUESTIONS BEING ASKED IN MOVIE THEATERS ABOUT THAT MAMMOTH MOVIE:

---Who stated to John Kevin McMillan on the telephone in 1986 or 1985, during a long-distance phone call he made from Quincy, Massachusetts, to her home in Washington, D.C., or possibly in North Carolina: "You're not getting any younger, John."

CORRECT ANSWER: Sarah Goodfriend.

---Which American professional tennis champion in 1989 or 1990 mailed to John Kevin McMillan at his home in Big Spring, Texas, a photograph of herself hitting a two-fisted backhand, accompanied by the handwritten message "Good Luck!"?

CORRECT ANSWER: Chris Evert.

--Which flattering nickname did some schoolmates of John Kevin McMillan give him during his high school years at Stephen F. Austin High School?

CORRECT ANSWER: "Mr. Goody Two Shoes."

--Which German-American attorney in New Ulm, Minnesota, in 1981 made a surprise visit to the newsroom of "The Journal" daily newspaper in that German-American town and volunteered inside the newsroom of that publication to "Journal" reporter John Kevin McMillan: "It seems to me that you haven't lived very much. I recommend that you move to Minneapolis as soon as possible and pursue some real-life experiences there that you can then draw from in writing works of fiction."

CORRECT ANSWER: Roger Hippert.

---Which nationally-famous professor at the University of Minnesota School of Journalism and Mass Communications in Minneapolis in 1984 advised John Kevin McMillan in person inside that journalism school building to move away from Minnesota and "Go East, Young Man!", as that professor put it?

CORRECT ANSWER: Professor Donald Gillmor, a Media Law Scholar and native of Canada.

---In which seven U.S. states, respectively, did John Kevin McMillan reside for at least six months each?

CORRECT ANSWER: Nebraska; Texas; California; Missouri; Florida; Minnesota; and Massachusetts.

--In which west Texas city did a Peruvian-born gentleman in his 20s who was employed at the time inside a Furrs chain cafeteria situated in that city, pose the following question in 1989 to John Kevin McMillan during a two-person conversation that took place away from the former individual's Furrs Cafeteria workplace: "If you could live your entire life over again, would you want it to be like it is today?"

CORRECT ANSWER: Big Spring.

---Which male rabbi emeritus of Temple Beth Israel Reform Judaistic religious congregation of Austin, Texas, in 1988 or 1987 posed the following question to John Kevin McMillan during a local phone call the latter individual made to the Temple Beth Israel religious congregation near the UT-Austin campus from his parents' home in Westlake Hills, Texas: "If you could live your entire life over again, would you want it to be like it is today?"

CORRECT ANSWER: Rabbi Emeritus Louis Firestein.

---In which coastal city of Texas did a senior Anglo male Protestant clergyman in 1988 or 1989 volunteer to John Kevin McMillan in person inside the former individual's ministerial study in that clergyman's Christian church that was either Presbyterian-affiliated or Episcopalian-affiliated or Lutheran-affiliated (one of the three): "Unless you yourself (John Kevin McMillan of El Campo, Texas) can connect intimately and successfully with at least one other person, your entire life is a complete waste and a complete disaster, and is completely ruined"?

CORRECT ANSWER: Bay City.

---In which west Texas city did John Kevin McMillan receive the following unsolicited personal advice inside his top-floor apartment unit on the telephone in 1991 or 1990 from his oldest brother Kent Neal McMillan, during a long-distance phone call that the former individual made to Kent's and his wife's home in Austin, Texas: "The background voices seem to be angry with you. I (Kent) recommend that you treat them like friends of yours and try to get along with them"?

CORRECT ANSWER: Sweetwater.

---In which west Texas city did John Kevin McMillan hear the following unexpected statement on the telephone in 1991 from his oldest brother, Kent Neal McMillan, during a long-distance phone call the former individual had made from his top-floor apartment unit to the south Austin home of that oldest brother: "I have MY REASONS for wanting the voices to continue!"?

CORRECT ANSWER: Sweetwater.

---Which Austin Police Department senior police officer in Austin, Texas, volunteered to criminal-law complainant John Kevin McMillan on the telephone in 2012, with no apparent context to that surprising disclosure, in response to criminal-law complaints the latter individual had filed with APD about being subjected against his wishes on a daily and year-round basis to alleged anal-rape-crimes and alleged-personal-injury-crimes and alleged deliberate-daily-and-year-round-sleep-disruption-and-sleep-ruination harassment crimes during periods when the latter individual was lying ALONE on his own bed and asleep and unconscious inside his bolt-locked northwest-Austin apartment unit in which he himself was the only approved occupant and only official tenant: "These types of things can turn around overnight and lead to a fast out-of-court settlement"?

CORRECT ANSWER: APD Senior Police Officer James Turner.