Advantages to Celibacy When You are Single

(1) You are far less likely to contract any sexually transmitted disease.

(2) It's very unlikely that you'll ever infect anyone with any sexually transmitted disease.

(3) You save a lot of money from not having to purchase any condoms or other contraceptives.

(4) You can devote more time to your platonic personal relationships, including personal friendships.

(5) You don't have to worry about either getting pregnant or getting someone else pregnant.

(6) You won't have to pay for or get an abortion.

(7) You won't have to worry about all of the very difficult parenting issues you would have faced inside your home had you given birth to or fathered a child out of wedlock.

(8) You won't have to worry about how to meet the monumental financial expense of raising a biological offspring of yours that you otherwise might have given birth to or fathered out of wedlock.

(9) You won't have to pay for or undergo a vasectomy.

(10) You save money from not having to take a pregnancy test or pay for someone else's pregnancy test.

(11) You get helpful preparation for life as a monk or priest or nun.

(12) You won't have to share your bed with a complete stranger.

(13) You save money by not having to purchase a new toothbrush for a one-night-stand guest in your apartment.

(14) You won't have to worry about what to say to a complete stranger during breakfast inside your apartment.

(15) You save money by not having to treat a "hot date" to a meal.

(16) You have more time available for petting or hugging or kissing your pet dog or cat.

(17) You are more likely to be praised by others as "wholesome".

(18) You are less likely to be accused of alleged sexual harassment in a context involving physical contact from yourself.

(19) You are less likely to ever be accused of having allegedly committed the sex crime of rape.

(20) You are less likely to get labeled as a "Playboy" or "Playgirl" or "Playboy Bunny."

(21) You could help lead a Celibate Rights Movement.

(22) You are less likely to get invited by a man to watch a porno movie with himself.

(23) You are less likely to hear someone tell you that he or she likes your body.

(24) You are less likely to be repulsed by the genitalia or sex organs of another person. What you never have to look at cannot possibly offend you.

(25) You have more options on what to do with your hands.

(26) Through your masturbation fantasies, the physical attractiveness of your imaginary romantic partners can be significantly greater than your real-life options would have been.

(27) You have no need to take a morning-after pill.

(28) You can enjoy having fewer conversations with others that refer to sex or sexuality topics.

(29) You are less likely to be asked if you yourself are a "prostitute", "hooker", "gigolo," "pimp," or "an illicit john".

(30) You are less likely to be called a "whore" or a "slut" by other persons.

(31) You have no need to ask anyone which type of music they prefer to listen to while doing it with you in bed.

(32) You have no need to ask anyone what their favorite romantic "turn-ons" are.

(33) You are less likely to trigger a rejection of yourself in your personal life.

(34) You won't have to hear anyone telling you how you "performed" in bed.

(35) You have fewer reasons for crying.

(36) You have more free time available for reading.

(37) You won't be accused by a friend of canceling your dinner engagement in order to go out on a romantic date with someone else.

(38) You have fewer reasons for asking yourself why you had gone "all the way" with a cited individual.

(39) You have fewer reasons for asking yourself why you had failed to say "no" to a cited individual.

(40) You have fewer occasions for listening to someone criticize your personal tastes in underwear fashion.

(41) You have fewer reasons to ask yourself whether you had experienced actual intimacy with another human being, or, instead, merely the faking of intimacy, the night before.

(42) You have fewer reasons in the bedroom for faking a moaning sound or exclaiming "Thank you!" with faked ecstasy in your tone of voice.

(43) You have fewer occasions for wondering whether a person you're getting together with during your leisuretime is planning to reject you.

(44) You have fewer occasions for contemplating marriage with anyone.

(45) You have no need to consult an attorney about what common-law marriage consists of.

(46) You save money from not having to worry about paying for any wedding expenses.

(47) You have fewer reasons for asking another person, "Did I score a perfect 10 with you tonight?"

(48) You have fewer reasons for asking another person, "So tell me, how would you rate your most recent orgasm with me on a scale of 1 to 10?"

(49) When you wake up in the morning, you won't have to ask a complete stranger inside your apartment to please tell you again what their first name is.

(50) You are less likely to hear anyone tell you why they think you are "very sexy" or "sexy."

(51) You are less likely to hear anyone tell you what the "sexiest" feature of your body is.

(52) You are less likely to hear anyone in your personal life tell you that you need to brush your teeth more effectively.

(53) You are less likely to hear anyone in your personal life ask you to rinse your mouth with mouthwash ASAP.

(54) You are less likely to cause your bed to collapse from strenuous activity on that bed or the combined weights of two human bodies pursuing bedroom ballet together.

(55) You have fewer reasons for asking a new acquaintance if you could glance at their driver's license in order to verify their legal name and date of birth.

(56) You have fewer reasons to subtract from the current calendar year the year of birth of a younger person you would have considered dating, and then through additional thinking about the month and day of the month of that younger person's birthdate, determine for yourself whether that prospective dating partner of yours meets the state-mandated minimum legal age requirement for yourself.

(57) You have no need to spend any money on romantic dating services.

(58) You have more occasions for comparing yourself to the famous "Virgin Queen," Queen Elizabeth I of The United Kingdom.

(59) You have more occasions for identifying with a musical instrument of the Elizabethan Era----"The Virginal", as it was called.

(60) You have fewer occasions in which you'll be asked the questions "Is this your first time?" or "Were you a virgin before we did it together tonight?"

(61) You are far less likely to contract AIDS.

(62) You are far less likely to die from AIDS.

(63) You have fewer reasons for visiting the red-light districts of Copenhagen, Denmark; Amsterdam, The Netherlands; and Tokyo, Japan.

(64) You save lots of money by not making any payments of money to sexual prostitutes.

(65) You are less likely to be subjected to blackmail relating to your personal life.

(66) You are less likely to be secretly videotaped by anyone else, there being nothing for them to videotape.

(67) You are less likely to read about yourself in the graffiti scrawled on the wall inside public restrooms.

(68) You are less likely to get invited to a sex orgy.

(69) You are less likely to attend a sex orgy.

(70) You are less likely to go financially bankrupt from spending too much money on a romantic partner of yours.

(71) You are less likely while lying in bed to wonder why it is taking him longer than you had expected.

(72) You are less likely to fault another person for failing to use a lubricant.

(73) You save money from not purchasing a Black Book for yourself.

(74) You do not have to worry about whether it might appear hypocritical of you to wear white when you get married someday.

(75) No one will ever accuse you of betraying your fiancee, since you won't be having any
pre-marital sex with another woman.

(76) You are less likely to be asked by friends of yours for "how-to" advice on recommended sexual techniques to use in the bedroom.

(77) No one will ever accuse you of having "knocked up" any young lady.

(78) You are not at risk of being forced into a shotgun wedding, since you did not impregnate any woman out of wedlock.

(79) You have less to confess to your clergyman.

(80) You have no need to ever write to "Playboy" magazine and seek written advice.

(81) You are far less likely to see a surprise "You Tube" Internet image of yourself naked and having sex with someone.

(82) You will receive words of praise for your "remarkable self-discipline. Myself, I couldn't endure five straight weeks of celibacy, much less five days of it," as an admiring single adult gentlemen friend of yours may comment to you.

(83) You are more likely to be perceived as being capable of sexual monogamy. "Since he can go without any sex for this many months, it's obvious he could endure having only one total sex partner if he ever agrees to be in a monogamous sexual relationship with another person."

(84) Fewer people will accuse you of professing to love anyone whom you don't, in fact, love.

(85) You will never have to hire a divorce attorney, since there is no one to divorce: You are still single.

(86) You will never have to decide which food to offer guests at a hypothetical wedding reception on your and your planned spouse's behalf.

(87) You will never have to decide which clergyman should preside over your wedding, since weddings are for those who pursue a non-celibate or post-celibate life together.

(88) You will never need to worry that the person you are having intimate relations with in bed may actually be a spy for a foreign government.

(89) You don't have to purchase a greeting card on St. Valentine's Day, since there is no current romantic partner in your own life.

(90) You can avoid having to explain to anyone that "I never would have had sex with that individual if it weren't for the alcohol that I drank that night. Had I been sober, I would have easily resisted that person's charms."

(91) You are less likely to hear profane or obscene speech on a frequent basis.

(92) You won't be at risk of ever being charged in a court of law with having infected another human being with a permanently injurious or potentially fatal sexually transmitted disease such as AIDS.

(93) You won't have to figure out who might have infected you with a sexually transmitted disease: your celibacy protects your disease-free status.

(94) You won't ever need to ask anyone who else they have had sex with in recent weeks.

(95) You won't have to worry about any case of impotence or frigidity occurring in your bedroom.

(96) You won't have to remind anyone that you yourself are not into S&M or sadomasochism.

(97) You won't have to say 'no' in response to someone in your bedroom asking you if you happen to have a whip, chain, or rope available.

(98) You won't have to face any comment from an overnight guest of yours who insists that "I like to smoke a joint of marijuana before I do it. Do you have any marijuana on you?"

(99) You won't ever be asked by anyone in your bedroom whether you have any Viagra pills available, with that individual adding that "I've run out of mine."

(100) You won't have to worry about any older person suddenly collapsing from a heart attack while in bed with you in your own bedroom.

(101) You don't have to worry about any law-enforcement agency arresting you on the charge that you had allegedly failed to make child-support payments for children you had fathered that were born out of wedlock.

(102) You are spared from any scenario of your ever having any carnal relations or co-mingling of human flesh with any person whom you are physically repulsed by or otherwise repulsed by or alienated from.

(103) You are spared from having to decide which romantic-love poem to read aloud to a hypothetical sex partner of yours in your personal life.

(104) You are spared from being victimized by an unethical, sadistic, and law-breaking Sugar Daddy figure who might otherwise have attempted to take advantage of your own financial weakness by seeking to compel you to have carnal relations with himself.

(105) You are all the more appreciative of the great wisdom behind the Freedom of Association clause of the Bill of Rights. The corollary to that clause is a "Freedom of Non-Association" in regard to individuals whom you have rejected from your own personal life, this corollary having been helpfully confirmed in a recent prior year by at least one first-rate private attorney member of the Austin-based State Bar of Texas state agency of the State Government of Texas.

(106) You are spared from asking your travel agent to please include several of the most romantic vacation destinations for lovebirds when he plans your itinerary for your next leisuretime vacation.

(107) You experience gratitude from noting that the U.S. Constitution and American legal system fully honor and fully protect your own legal right, should you choose to exercise that right, to remain celibate throughout the remaining five or so decades of your own life.

(108) You don't have to worry about any hypothetical scenario in your personal life involving coitus interruptus, since there would be virtually nothing going on inside your bedroom---other than your period of nocturnal slumber in your bed----that could possibly be interrupted.

(109) You will have fewer reasons to hear about or talk about Cupid, the Roman god of desire and erotic love who shot arrows into human hearts that inflamed mortals with romantic desire toward a fellow mortal.

(110) You will be more aware of which persons, on an in-person basis, are the very finest and most enjoyable conversation partners for you in regard to non-sexual topics.

(111) You won't have to worry about which first name and which middle name to give to a hypothetical child born out of wedlock that you might have otherwise fathered or given birth to.

(112) You won't have to hire a baby-sitter or day-care center to take care of any child born out of wedlock whom you might otherwise have fathered or given birth to.

(113) You won't have to continually explain to acquaintances of yours why you are the only legal guardian of the child accompanying you on that outing, since you are not married to the other biological parent of that child.

(114) There is no chance that you will forget to buy a birthday present for a child born out of wedlock that you might have otherwise fathered or given birth to.

(115) You won't have to buy any diapers for any infant child born out of wedlock that you might have otherwise fathered or given birth to.

(116) You won't lose any sleep from having to get up in the middle of the night to take care of a crying baby that you might have otherwise fathered or given birth do out of wedlock.


(117) You significantly reduce your risk of contracting cervical cancer or anal cancer that otherwise might have resulted from your having indiscriminate sex with a wide variety of sex partners.

(118) Your risk of an unfavorable afterlife, according to your own religious beliefs as a Christian person whose Christian religion opposes premarital sex, is significantly reduced.

(119) You are more likely to get discovered by a Hollywood movie director as someone who could convincingly portray a lifelong celibate Roman Catholic priest or a lifelong celibate Roman Catholic nun in a Hollywood movie.

(120) You significantly reduce the risk that the complete stranger you just invited into your apartment a few hours after you met him or her in an alcoholic bar or alcoholic nightclub, is himself a violent person who'll point a gun at you and threaten to kill you.

(121) You are spared from the humiliation of learning that the person you'd picked up from a nightclub or bar and promptly had sex with after they assured you that they were single, was, in fact, a married man or married woman.

(122) You are spared from the humiliation of learning that the man you just had sex with is, in fact, a law-breaking pimp who will now ruthlessly attempt to force you into an illicit career as a sexual prostitute under his control.

(123) You are spared from the emotional duress you might otherwise have suffered from learning that the complete stranger you agreed to have sex with after you had just met that individual for the first time ever inside a bar or nightclub, is, in fact, a freelance journalist writing an expose for a foreign magazine about how deplorably easy it is these days to pick up single Americans and have quickie sex with them, "since Americans of today are shockingly promiscuous and immoral," as that cover story featuring photographs of yourself and other citedly promiscuous single Americans might explain.

(124) You are spared from a humiliating scenario in which you are informed that the individual you just had sex with for the first time in your life was, in fact, a minor employed as an undercover agent for a law-enforcement agency. In that hypothetical scenario, the minor employed as an undercover agent had falsely claimed to you that that individual is a legal-status adult. Your cited failure to ask that individual if you could check their date of birth on their driver's license is one of the primary allegations against you to be cited in a court of law in which you are formally accused of a pederastic sex crime, in that hypothetical scenario you are spared from ever being subjected to.

(125) You are encouraged to develop a profound sense of philosophy that does not focus on philosophy of the bedroom.

(126) You are less likely to be asked by an invited guest inside your home whether you have any "sex toys" or whips to offer that guest of yours.

(127) You are less likely to be asked by an invited guest inside your home whether you like to be tied up after getting naked with that individual?

(128) You are less likely to be asked by another human being whether you would "like to become a sex slave" of that individual?

(129) You are less likely to be asked by a visitor inside your home whether you have any musk cologne in the medicine cabinet of your apartment, since "musk cologne is a favorite aphrodisiac of mine, and I have a very difficult time doing it in the bedroom without the powerful scent of musk," as that visitor might otherwise have put it.

(130) You are less likely to be asked by another person to cite your favorite aphrodisiac.

(131) You are less likely to be asked in bed by an anonymous sex partner of yours if you will be willing to pose for a photograph of you that your sex partner wishes to take while you're still in the nude, "since my photo album exclusively features each of my hundreds of sexual conquests," as that person might boast to yourself seconds after he had sex with you. "I take pride in being a 21st Century Casanova."

(132) You are less likely to be asked by a male sex partner of yours if you would like to know what his secret is for having maintained his erection for as many consecutive minutes as he just did inside your bedroom.

(133) You are less likely to be asked by a male sex partner of yours if you would like to know what his secret is for phenomenal sexual prowess in the bedroom, which he feels very sure that he just demonstrated to yourself that night.

(134) You are less likely to be asked by your male sex partner to tell him exactly how many times you achieved an orgasm during your most recent adventure in the bedroom with him, "since I'm very sure you did it multiply with very big numbers," as he might proudly point out to yourself.

(135) You save a lot of money, and a lot of trips to a laundrymat, from not having to wash the sheets and blankets to your bed more than once per week.

(136) You are spared from being told by a complete stranger inside your apartment that you remind that individual of a porno movie star whom he or she has admired quite a bit.

(137) You are spared from being told by a naked stranger inside your apartment that he is a recruiter for a porno movie-making company, and that he had just had sex with you primarily to find out whether you have what it takes to succeed as a porno movie star.

(138) You can successfully thwart any stalker seeking to force you to room with that individual or have sex with that individual, since the U.S. Constitution and American legal system make it very clear that you as a single adult person are NOT required to have sex with anyone or room with anyone in particular, regardless of what the stalker's own "wishes" or "desires" or "fantasies about you" might be.

(139) You are more likely to visit a Roman Catholic monastery in order to learn more about celibate lifestyle options for single adult persons such as yourself.

(140) You are more likely to admire Roman Catholic monks, since it strikes you as likely that those priests living in complete isolation are, in fact, true to their celibacy vow.

(141) You are more likely to pursue a career as a researcher on celibate lifestyles, with yourself possibly pursuing an oral history project in which you interview thousands of long-term celibate adult Americans about what prompted them to choose that lifestyle option for themselves, and what their lives and values are like.

(142) You are more likely to write a best-selling and fully illustrated non-fiction book profiling "Famous Virgins of World History" or "Famous Long-Term Celibate Adult Persons of World History," depending on which of the two book titles would appeal the most to the book publishers you send inquiry letters to.

(143) You are more likely to write a best-selling book deploring the misconception by millions of Americans that long-term adult celibacy in this country is "proof that the long-term celibate is mentally ill and paranoid."

(144) You are more aware than ever of the high percentage of all other single adult Americans who would not have passed a "sobriety test," as you might put it, with yourself defining a "sobriety test" as "asking myself whether I would have actually wanted to get naked and have sexual intercourse with that adult person if each of us were completely sober at the time."

(145) You are more likely to ask yourself whether a person you just met "might make a good candidate for friendship with me" and less likely to ask yourself whether the individual you just met in person "might make a good candidate for sex-partner status with me."

(146) You are less likely to play strip poker with anyone.

(147) You are less likely to risk violating the law by telling a woman that if she agrees to have sex with you, you will hire her for a position of employment she's recently applied for, or you will arrange for her to get a screen test she seeks with a Hollywood director.

(148) You are more likely to write a best-selling non-fiction book with the title, "Virginity and Celibacy in the American Cinema."

(149) You are more likely to leave behind a generous amount of money in your last will and testament toward the establishment of an "American Long-Term Celibacy Research Institute".

(150) You are less likely to be sternly informed by another person that if you had instead lived in Puritan New England during the 17th Century, you would have definitely been branded with the scarlet letter "A" on your chest.

(151) You are less likely to be informed by a male adult stranger inside your bedroom that "after getting a closer look at you tonight as we copulated together in bed, I have to withdraw my previous comment that you'd make a fine centerfold for 'Playboy' magazine. I can see now that the alcohol in my bloodstream exaggerated some of the physical traits I praised you for inside that nightclub."

(152) You are at less risk of being insulted by a complete stranger inside your bedroom who suddenly declares to you that "I cannot understand why you rate so high in the breast department, but you rate so low in the vagina and derriere department. To be in bed with you is like experiencing the very best and the very worst that a lady can offer a man."

(153) You are at less risk of anyone saying to you, "If you were one-tenth as good at conversation as you are in the boudoir, I might consider dating you again. But it's obvious your conversational skills are so weak that I cannot possibly in good conscience continue dating you."

(154) You are at less risk of anyone saying to you, "That sexual climax you just experienced will be your final one with me. I don't believe in having sex with the same person more than once. It would cramp my style."

(155) You are less likely to be told by a complete stranger inside his home, "I lied to you about my career. I'm actually a Sex Trafficking Specialist by occupation, and you are my latest kidnapping victim. Later this week, you'll be a sex slave in a brothel somewhere in eastern Europe. I'll be giving you a mandatory crash course in that foreign language in the meantime."

(156) You are less likely to be asked by a complete stranger inside his private residence, "So tell me, how many positions do you do in the bedroom? I prefer dating those who can do it 100 ways in the bedroom."

(157) You are less likely to regard every phrase and term and word of the English language as a Freudian slip laced with juicy sexual innuendo.

(158) You are less likely to be accused by another person of only knowing bathroom humor.

(159) You won't feel compelled to explain to a complete stranger in your home that "I'm a lot less sexually active than you think I am. The only reason I said 'yes' to you tonight is because
I felt sorry for you inside that nightclub where we met. No one else was responding favorably to you, and that didn't seem fair to you."

(160) You are spared from your most recent sex partner suddenly informing you just after having sex with you that "I forgot to tell you that I have herpes. I'm sorry that it slipped my mind. I guess I was so intoxicated by your beauty during our date tonight that I forgot to tell you about my herpes. I will make it up to you, though, by paying for your first bottle of medication you'll need to temporarily remove the herpes lesions from your body."

(161) You are spared from being told by a complete stranger inside a hotel room, "I've got some good news and some bad news for you, honey. The good news is that I'm HIV-negative. The bad news is that I'm herpes-positive. I would have told you about it if you had asked me. Look at it this way. You still can enjoy a full medical longevity, despite the date we had tonight."

(162) You are spared from being abruptly informed by a male college student inside that individual's hotel room, "Honey, I meant to tell you that my background in football taught me a lot about the value of gang tackling. I hope you don't mind, honey, if several of my former varsity-squad teammates join us tonight inside this hotel room for a fun gang-tackle. It's not going to be gang rape, as long as you say 'yes' to us. And I promise you that you'll be doing lots of multiple orgasms tonight, so you'll be in constant ecstasy all night long. In fact, you might even reach infinity in your ecstasy level, with all the multiplying you'll be doing tonight in bed."

(163) You are spared from hearing "well-intended" personal guidance from acquaintances of yours that "as long as you can't see your sex partner in the dark, you should never be repulsed by that individual. In the dark, even the ugliest or most unsightly person can come across as pleasant, since you enjoy the freedom to yourself imagine that individual as someone else altogether, an individual found in your own favorable-fantasy life who IS, in fact, attractive to and appetizing to yourself."

(164) You have achieved full protection against any risk of any person born more than 12 months before yourself ever attempting to have carnal relations or sexual relations with you in any context at any time, or even seeking to compel you to room with anyone more than 12 months older than yourself in age. That freedom from older persons in your personal life in either of those two contexts can be a source of very great and wonderful relief.

(165) You have more occasions for re-reading American writer James Thurber's 1929 book, "Is Sex Necessary?", in order to yourself politely concur with the author that sex is not, in fact, necessary.

(166) You can save money by choosing not to purchase or read Alex Comfort's famous book, "The Joy of Sex."

(167) You have more incentive to write a best-selling book with the title, "History of Spinsters in the United States."

(168) You have no need to ever write a best-selling book with the title, "101 Ways to Achieve an Orgasm."

(169) You will develop a keener appreciation for the asexual or non-sexual or non-romantic definitions and connotations and sounds of words and terms such as "climax", "erection", "virgin olive oil", "come", "seamen," "titular," "blow," "date," "lover," "lubricant", "partner", "jam", "cherry", "wet", "hot", "heat", ""virgin forest", "wool", "lady killer", "screw", "affair", "eruption", "flood", "hole", "thing", "toy", "slave", "hard", "stiffen", "gymnastics", "thrust", "enter", "bottom", "top", "open", "receptive", "dominant", "passive", "lay", "stripped", "crotch", "trick", "neck", "loose", "doing it", "encounter", "discreet", "tongue", "frigid", "potency", "aids", "flesh", "eager", "beaver", "shot the bird", "wad", "weapon", "tool", "valley", "unzip", "zipper", "quickie", "bang", "oral", and "penetrate."

(170) Your eventual estate after you die is less likely to be subjected to numerous lawsuits in which numerous persons---including dozens of former dating partners of yours and former spouses and former roommates or housemates of yours in your personal life---each demand to be paid a sizable amount of money or given property from your estate, based on their claim in probate court that they had each been "sexually intimate" with you during your lifetime for a specific period of time ranging from one minute in duration to 30 total combined minutes of duration, or even longer in total combined minutes of duration.

(171) You are less likely to be suspected by others of having allegedly committed the crime or possible crime of pederasty or extortionism or bribery or blackmail or attempted enslavement of a human being, or intergenerational exploitation of younger persons, when you are generous toward, and express keen enthusiasm and appreciation for, several or many of the younger persons whom you like or admire or love.

(172) You can pursue other forms of vigorous exercise that provide you with better cardiovascular stimulation and strengthen a greater variety of muscles on your body than participating in the sex act per se would have accomplished for you.

(173) You won't be as likely to hear your life described by others as featuring a triangle of any type.

(174) You will have fewer occasions for pondering romantic-love triangles in your own life whenever you fly near Bermuda, and the famous Bermuda Triangle, on a commercial airline flight.

(175) You are more likely to write to the Mayor of Dallas, Texas, and politely request that an existing street in Dallas be re-named "Just Friends Lane", thereby serving visitors to Dallas and current Dallas residents who don't feel comfortable with the world-famous "Lovers Lane" in that north Texas city.

(176) You are less likely to be accused by anyone of yourself falsely stating that you are suffering from a headache, with the accuser in that scenario adding that you obviously did not want to have sex with that individual at that particular time and that the "headache complaint" was merely a pretext for your lack of sexual desire toward that individual.

(177) You are less likely to hear anyone ask you which of the vitamin or mineral supplements that you ingest on a daily basis account for your "legendary success in the bedroom."

(178) You are less likely to ever hear anyone pose the accusatory-sounding question to you, "Aren't you too old to be having sex, during this period of your life? Why can't you be like the many senior citizens who limit their exercise to going back and forth on a rocking chair?"

(179) You are less likely to ever hear anyone say to you, "You are a lot better looking when you're fully attired. Have you thought of retiring from any further pursuits in the nude, during this period of your life when you primarily elicit winces from anyone having to look at you in that condition?"

(180) You have fewer reasons for telling dirty jokes to anyone, and you also have fewer reasons for listening to dirty jokes from anyone else.

(181) You have more incentive for reading books profiling great non-sexual or strictly-platonic personal relationships of world history, including the famous personal friendship in the 1950s and 1960s between Former First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt and Illinois Governor Adlai Stevenson.

(182) You are more likely to lead an Involuntary Huggers' Rights Movement that protects the legal right of individuals NOT wishing to be embraced or hugged or kissed by another person in any context, to enjoy full freedom from an involuntary embrace, an involuntary hug, or an involuntary kiss, regardless of whether any such embrace, hug, or kiss would have occurred with both individuals being fully clothed at the time. Your Involuntary Huggers' Rights Movement could file lawsuits and seek financial compensation on behalf of individuals who were infected with herpes of the lip when a herpes sufferer kissed them without obtaining their prior permission for that kiss.

(183) You are more likely to enhance your personal appreciation for the virgin Greek Goddess Athena, the Goddess of Wisdom, while lowering your personal estimation of the Greek Goddess Aphrodite, the Greek Goddess of Romantic Love.

(184) You will have fewer occasions for having to figure out how to remove a brassiere from a woman's body.

(185) You are less likely inside the bedroom to ever hear another person accuse you of secretly fantasizing about someone else who is not present in that bedroom.

(186) You have less of a need to worry that "Playboy" magazine or "Playgirl" magazine will ever make a phone call to you and request the opportunity to interview you about your activities in the bedroom.

(187) You are far less likely to get into a "lovers' quarrel" with another human being.

(188) You are far less likely to jump from a cliff and leave behind a suicide note expressing your grief over having been rejected by another person.

(189) You are less likely to lose sleep over trying to figure out why another person in your life has been aloof or cruel toward you in recent days.

(190) You can hone your skills at politely saying "no" to individuals you don't wish to date who are seeking to go on a romantic date with you.

(191) You are more likely to notice physical attributes of other persons that are situated above their waistline.

(192) You have additional incentive to anthologize a collection of Platonic Love poems and then serve as the editor of that proposed new best-selling book.

(193) You develop greater appreciation for philosophers---Kant, for instance---who emphasize the crucial importance of mutually-beneficial platonic relationships in life.

(194) You are more likely to write a first-rate and wholesome book for children that becomes a best-seller.

(195) You are less likely to be distracted by the adult person sitting on the passenger side of you motor vehicle when you give that individual a ride somewhere.

(196) You are more likely to celebrate International Friendship Day in August of each year.

(197) You have more occasions for getting to know the various tea blends--ginger green tea, for instance---and for having a conversation with another person over a cup of hot tea.

(198) You have more free time available for learning and honing your skills in a variety of lifelong sports, tennis and roller skating and racquetball among them, that can help to sustain you throughout your life.

(199) You are more likely to serve as the editor of a new recipe book that exclusively contains favorite culinary recipes of noteworthy or famous long-time celibate persons (the widowed First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt, for instance; or various nuns and monks and priests who fully honored their celibacy vow) who ate each of the featured dishes with particular delight during a period of long-term celibacy for themselves.

(200) You are far less likely to be suspected of the crime of homicide, since any possibility of intense romantic jealousy by yourself toward any other human being can be ruled out from the start.

(201) You are more likely to earn a significant amount of financial compensation after you successfully prove in a court of law, with help from a private attorney of your choosing, that a ruthless stalker of yourself who repeatedly meddled in your own life, had subjected you to unwanted and involuntary sexual celibacy against your wishes over a multi-month or multi-year or multi-decade period of your own life.

Why I'm More Inclusive Toward a Higher Percentage of Heterosexual Men and Heterosexual Women

Many Central Texans have asked me why I identify with, and am myself willing to be receptive toward and congenially inclusive toward, a higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men and all heterosexual adult women than of the adult homosexual, adult gay, adult lesbian, adult bisexual, adult transsexual, and adult transvestite subpopulations.

Among the dozens of reasons for my own law-abiding and politely conveyed form of heterophilia, as I call it, are the following:

--A higher percentage of all heterosexual men (as compared with all homosexual men, all gay men, and all bisexual men, in particular) have never once lain a hand on another male person in any context in which the latter individual accused the former individual of sexual impropriety or indicated to the former individual that he was himself guilty of sexual impropriety or "romantic impropriety" toward the latter male individual.

In my entire life, I myself have never once lain a hand on another male person with sexual impropriety or "romantic impropriety" at any time, and on NO OCCASION in my entire life has any male person ever once stated to me or indicated to me or alleged to me that I had allegedly wronged him in any such manner or context.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men (as compared with all homosexual men, all gay men, and all bisexual men, in particular) would agree in response to a questionnaire providing them with that two-word descriptive term that they regard themselves as being "politely aggressive" and also "conscientious" in their own personal style and career-related style.

I regard myself as being politely aggressive and also conscientious in my own personal style and career-related style.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult men, all gay male adult persons, and all bisexual adult men, respectively) have never once on any occasion in the last 10-year period ever at any time directly asked any other adult male person to have sex with themselves.

I myself have never on any occasion in the most recent 10-year period ever at any time directly asked any adult male person to have sex with myself.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all bisexual adult men, all homosexual adult male persons, and all gay male adult persons, respectively) would always or nearly always decline to ever during the 21st Century period of their life ever on any occasion have carnal relations with or have sex at any time with, any adult person more than one year older than himself in legal age (i.e., any adult person born more than one year BEFORE his own date of birth).

I myself will always decline to ever at any time during the 21st Century of my own life ever on any occasion have carnal relations with, or have sex at any time with, any adult person more than one year older than myself in legal age (i.e., any adult person born more than one year BEFORE my own date of birth).

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all bisexual adult men, all homosexual adult men, all effeminate male adult persons, and all gay male adult persons) have only once or never in the most recent 10-year period ever been approached in person by a person stating that that individual seeks to have sex with, or seeks to go out on a romantic date with, himself.

I myself in the most recent 10-year period have either only on one total occasion or never myself been approached in person by a person stating to me that that individual seeks to have sex with me, or seeks to go out on a romantic date with me.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men, in particular, have never once been accused by another person on any occasion of themselves allegedly "spying" on or illegally electronically surveillancing or illegally videotaping another male person on any occasion in the their entire life.

I myself have never once been accused by another person on any occasion of myself allegedly "spying" on or illegally electronically surveillancing or illegally videotaping another male person on any occasion in my entire life.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, or all bisexual male adult persons) in the most recent 10-year period have consistently and always promptly honored a verbalized rejection of themselves by another adult male person.

I myself throughout the most recent 10-year period have always myself promptly honored a verbalized rejection of myself by another adult male person.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men and all heterosexual women do not have any criminal-conviction record.

I myself have no criminal-conviction record.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men and all heterosexual women do not have any felony-conviction record.

I myself do not have any felony-conviction record.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men (as compared with all homosexual male adult persons, all gay male adult persons, and all bisexual male adult persons, in particular) in the last 20-year period have repeatedly or on several noteworthy occasions, or on at least one significant occasion, been directly told in person by other human beings that they themselves as individuals are "straight", "too straight", "dependable", "honest", "very honest", "idealistic", "conscientious", "someone very similar to the Roman Empire", "trustworthy", "polite", "someone so pure and idealistic that you would have thrived in 19th Century Victorian England", "a NARC", "an FBI agent", "a CIA agent", "an attorney", "a learned man", "a good candidate for President of the United States," "scandal-free", "square", "too square", "similar to a clergyman", "a true gentleman", or "a gentleman and a scholar", or words so to that effect.

I myself in the last 20-year period have repeatedly or on at least one significant occasion been myself directly told in person by another human being that I fit each of these above-cited descriptions.


---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men and all heterosexual women do not consume marijuana or any other illicit drug.

I myself have not knowingly consumed marijuana or any other illicit drug on any occasion since the fall or late summer of 1984.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men (as compared with all homosexual male adult persons, all gay adult male persons, or all bisexual male adult persons, respectively) have not consumed any illicit drug other than marijuana on any occasion in their entire life.

I myself have never once consumed any illicit drug other than marijuana on any occasion in my entire life; and I have not knowingly consumed marijuana on any occasion since the fall or late summer of 1984.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, and all bisexual male adult persons) have each consistently and repeatedly responded to an invitation from someone else that he ingest or snort cocaine, by himself clearly stating that he did not want to ingest or snort any cocaine.

I myself have consistently and repeatedly over a multi-decade period responded to an "invitation" someone else that I ingest or snort cocaine, by myself clearly stating that I myself do NOT want to ingest or snort ANY cocaine.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men and all heterosexual women (as compared with homosexual adult men, gay male adult persons, lesbian adult persons, or bisexual adult persons, respectively) have never in their entire life purchased ANY quantity of marijuana or ANY quantity of any other other illicit drug on more than one total occasion in their life.

I myself have never in my entire life purchased any quantity of marijuana or any other illicit drug on more than one total occasion in my life; and I have not purchased ANY quantity of marijuana or ANY quantity of any other illicit drug on ANY occasion since 1978.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, and all bisexual adult male persons, respectively) have never once on any occasion during their adult years ever at any time deliberately and knowingly subjected another human being to involuntary or unwitting consumption of marijuana or any other illicit drug on any occasion.

I myself have never at any time in my entire life ever once subjected any other human being to any involuntary or unwitting consumption of marijuana or any other illicit drug on any occasion.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, and all bisexual adult persons, respectively) have never once in their entire life ever on any occasion invited another human being to eat a brownie that was, in fact, laced with and contaminated with marijuana.

I myself have never at any time in my entire life ever once invited another human being to eat a brownie that was, in fact, laced with and contaminated with marijuana.


---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men and all heterosexual adult women (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay adult male persons, all bisexual adult male persons, all bisexual adult female persons, all lesbian adult persons, and all transvestite adult persons, respectively) have never on any occasion in their entire life ever once hosted any party at which that party host either offered or provided or sold any marijuana or any other illicit drug to any party guest at the party, or permitted any guest at that party to consume any marijuana or any other illicit drug at any time during that party.

I myself have never on any occasion in my entire life ever once hosted any party at which I allegedly either offered or provided or sold any marijuana or any other illicit drug to any party guest at that party, or at which I allegedly permitted any guest at that party to consume any marijuana or any other illicit drug at any time during that party.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men and all heterosexual adult women (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, all bisexual adult persons, and all lesbian adult persons, respectively) can truthfully and accurately state that none of their own current mutual-consent personal friends is addicted to marijuana or any other illicit drug.

I myself can truthfully and accurately state that none of my own current mutual-consent personal friends is addicted to marijuana or any other illicit drug.

--A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all bisexual adult male persons, and all gay male adult persons) have on several or numerous occasions throughout the most recent 14-year period directly contacted a law-enforcement agency to report tentative evidence of illicit drug activities that they have themselves directly observed in the city where they reside.

I myself have on several or numerous occasions throughout the most recent 14-year period reported to the Austin Police Department and other law-enforcement agencies tentative evidence I've directly observed relating to alleged illicit-drug activities in the city where I reside (Austin, Texas, ever since mid-March of 1997, most recently).

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men can truthfully say that none of their own current friends at any time in the most recent two-year period has been or currently is an illicit-drug dealer.

I myself can truthfully say that none of my own current personal friends at any time in the most recent two-year period has been or currently is an illicit-drug dealer.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men and all heterosexual women either do not consume any beer or drinking alcohol, or consume only a minimal amount of beer or drinking alcohol.

I myself have not consumed any beer or drinking alcohol at any time since the summer of 1990.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men and all heterosexual women do not consume any tobacco products.

I myself am a lifelong abstainer from any and all tobacco products.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men and all heterosexual women (as compared to all homosexual male adult persons, all gay male adult persons, all bisexual adult persons, and all lesbian adult persons, in particular) during their leisuretime prefer to associate with nonsmokers.

I myself during my leisuretime prefer to associate with nonsmokers.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual women, in particular, have never once agreed to purchase marijuana or any other illicit drug or tobacco or beer or alcohol on behalf of any minor.

I myself have never once agreed to purchase marijuana or any other illicit drug or tobacco or beer or alcohol on behalf of any minor in my entire life.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men and all heterosexual women are neither current alcoholics nor recovering alcoholics.

I myself am neither a current alcoholic nor a recovering alcoholic.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men and all heterosexual adult women (as compared to the other cited subpopulations) during their leisuretime prefer to associate with non-alcoholic persons.

I myself during my leisuretime prefer to associate with non-alcoholic persons.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men and all heterosexual women are neither current illicit-drug addicts nor former illicit-drug addicts.

I myself am neither a current illicit-drug addict nor a former illicit-drug addict.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men and all heterosexual women (compared with all homosexual male adult persons, all gay male adult persons, all bisexual adult persons, all lesbian adult persons) have never on more than one total occasion, if any, been on duty during working hours at a workplace in a context in which they themselves were high on marijuana or any other illicit drug.

I myself have never on more than one total occasion in my entire life been on duty during working hours at a workplace in a context in which I was high on marijuana or any other illicit drug.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men and all heterosexual adult women, in particular, prefer to associate in all aspects of their respective lives with persons who are not addicted to alcohol and who are not addicted to any illicit drug, either.

I myself prefer to associate in all aspects of my own life with persons who are not addicted to alcohol and who are not addicted to any illicit drug, either.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, or all bisexual adult male persons) prefer to associate as much as possible in all aspects of their own life with individuals who are non-smokers.

I myself prefer to associate as much as possible in all aspects of my own life with individuals who are non-smokers.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men and all heterosexual women are not currently addicted to any licit (or legal) drug.

I myself am not currently addicted to any licit (or legal) drug.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men (as compared with all bisexual male adult persons, all homosexual male adult persons, and all gay male adult persons) have not spent any of their own money on gambling or spent any money of their own to participate in a government-supported gambling "lottery," on any occasion in the most recent 10-year period.

I myself have never once spent any money of my own on gambling or spent any of my own money to participate in a government-supported "lottery", on any occasion in the most recent 10-year period.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men (as compared with homosexual adult male persons, gay male adult persons, or bisexual male adult persons) have never once spent any money on gambling inside any gambling casino anywhere in the world on any occasion in the most recent 10-year period.

I myself have never once spent any money on gambling inside any gambling casino anywhere in the world on any occasion in the most recent 10-year period. In fact, I have never once even entered any gambling casino anywhere in the world at any time in the most recent 10-year period.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men and all heterosexual women either never or almost never verbalize any profane or obscene speech in their everyday conversations with other persons.

I myself either never or almost never verbalize any profane or obscene speech in my everyday conversations with other persons.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men (as compared with all homosexual male adult persons, all gay male adult persons, all bisexual male adult persons, and all effeminate male adult persons, in particular) have almost never or never deliberately or knowingly verbalized sexual-innuendo "jokes" or "dirty jokes" or "Playboy"-style humor or "dirty jokes" that were significantly sexually suggestive in nature, or gay-style "campy humor," at any time during the most recent 10-year period.

I myself almost never or never deliberately or knowingly have myself verbalized any sexual-innuendo "jokes" or "dirty jokes" or "Playboy"-style humor or jokes that were sexually suggestive in nature, or any gay-style "campy humor," at any time during the most recent 10-year period of my own life.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men, in particular, in the most recent 10-year period have either never or almost never subjected another human being to anonymous verbalized communications from themselves that violated his or her own privacy rights.

I myself in the most recent 10-year period have never once subjected another human being to anonymous verbalized communications from myself that violated his or her own privacy rights.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men, in particular, in the most recent 10-year period have either never or almost never been directly criticized by any other adult person for allegedly wearing "lewd attire" or for allegedly wearing "obscene attire" in public.

In the most recent 10-year period, I myself have either never or almost never been directly criticized by another adult person for allegedly wearing "lewd attire" or for allegedly wearing "obscene attire" in public.

--A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all bisexual adult male persons, and all gay male adult persons, respectively) almost never or never receive a phone call or letter from another male adult person in which the former individual states or indicates to the latter male-adult person that the phone call or letter conveys the message to the former individual that the male adult person seeks to have sex with the former individual.

I myself never state or indicate to any male adult individual who makes a phone call or writes a letter to me that this conveys the message to me that the former individual seeks to have sex with myself.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men and all heterosexual women almost never or only rarely talk about sex per se and sexuality themes per se at their workplace.

I myself am among those gainfully employed Americans who almost never or only rarely have myself ever talked about sex per se or sexuality themes per se at any of my workplaces in Texas.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men over the course of the last 10-year period have never once been a dues-paying official member of any organization or civic group or religious group, or employee of any non-profit group or business or media company or other entity, that is primarily or significantly focused on sexuality or sex-related themes or sexual-identity-related themes.

In the last 10-year period, I myself have never once been a dues-paying official member of any organization or civic group or religious group, or employee of any non-profit group or business or media company or other entity, that is primarily or significantly focused on sexuality or sex-related themes or sexual-identity-related themes.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men and all heterosexual women (as compared with all homosexual men, all gay male adult persons, all bisexual adult men, and all bisexual adult women) regard themselves as being either "deeply religious" or "religious" human beings.

I regard myself as being an either "deeply religious" or "religious" human being.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men, in particular, are civil and law-abiding persons who are also lifelong non-Christian gentlemen.

I myself am a civil and law-abiding person who is also myself a lifelong non-Christian gentleman.

---A significantly higher percentage of all heterosexual men and all heterosexual women on an individual basis meet the criteria for prospective or actual future membership in the non-Christian, non-Unitarian, non-Unitarian Universalist (non-UUA), non-Mormon, non-Quaker, non-Judaistic, non-MCC (non-Metropolitan-Community-Church), non-Scientologist, non-Jehovah's-Witnesses, non-Moslem religion that I myself have founded, a law-abiding and privacy-respectful religion very opposed to anonymous communications violative of anyone's privacy that has very stringent membership-eligibility requirements. Those membership-eligibility requirements include no history of current or prior addiction to illicit drugs or alcohol, in particular, and a vow of complete abstinence from any consumption of marijuana, any other illicit drug, alcohol, or tobacco products.

I myself meet the criteria for membership in that new and fully independent, implicitly-deistic, modern religion that I've founded.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men and all heterosexual women (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, all bisexual adult persons, all lesbian adult persons, and all transsexual adult persons) have never been a member of Metropolitan Community Church or any other homosexual-gay-lesbian-bisexual-transsexual-oriented religious group at any time in their entire life.

I myself have never been a member of the Metropolitan Community Church or any other homosexual-gay-lesbian-bisexual-transsexual-oriented religious group at any time in my entire life.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men (as compared with the other cited subpopulations of adult men) are dismayed by atheism and agnosticism and anarchism.

I myself am dismayed by atheism and agnosticism and anarchism.

--A higher percentage of all heterosexual men (as compared with all homosexual men, all gay male adult persons, or all bisexual men) inside their own home own only one or no VCRs or compact-disc videotapes of an X-rated or pornographic movie.

I myself inside my own home own only one or no VCRs or compact-disc videotapes of an X-rated or pornographic movie.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult men, all gay male adult persons, or all bisexual adult men) disagree with the outlook that an adult person's identity as a human being is primarily sexual in nature.

I myself strongly disagree with the outlook that an adult person's identity as a human being is primarily sexual in nature.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, and all bisexual adult male persons) only rarely, if ever, devote time in their conversations with others to verbally speculating about whether a cited male adult person is himself "gay" or "homosexual" or "bisexual" in sexual identity per se.

I myself only rarely, if ever, devote any time in my conversations with others to myself verbally speculating about whether a cited male adult person is himself "gay" or "homosexual" or "bisexual" in sexual identity per se.

--A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, and all bisexual adult male persons) either never or almost never ask another adult male person, "Do you have a lover?" or "Who is your lover?" or "Do you have a romantic partner?" or "Who is your current romantic partner" or "Do you have a boyfriend?" or "Do you have a Sugar Daddy?"

I myself either never or almost never ask another adult male person, "Do you have a lover?" or "Who is your lover?" or "Do you have a romantic partner?" or "Who is your current romantic partner?" or "Do you have a boyfriend?" or "Do you have a Sugar Daddy?"

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men (as distinct from gay men or lesbian women, for instance) do not object to civilly-stated and verbalized criticism of the gay, homosexual, bisexual, lesbian, transsexual, or transvestite adult subcultures that is expressed in a context in which the person verbalizing his or her criticism directly identifies himself or herself by name.

I myself never object to civilly-worded criticism of any of those cited subcultures that is expressed in a context in which the person verbalizing his or her criticism directly identifies himself or herself by name.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as opposed to all gay male adult persons, all homosexual male adult persons, or all bisexual male adult persons, in particular) would never or almost never seek to inflict non-stop or continuous noise pollution on another individual as a means of punishing him or injuring him or harming him for having beliefs and opinions that are incompatible with their own beliefs and opinions.

I myself would never seek to inflict non-stop or continuous noise pollution on another individual as a means of punishing him or injuring him or harming him for having beliefs and opinions that are incompatible with my own beliefs and opinions.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, and all bisexual adult male persons, in particular) revere and fully honor the Constitutional and legal right of any other human being to despise or hate or dislike themselves, any such response being fully protected by the Freedom of Speech clause of the Bill of Rights of the United States Constitution, with any concerns of theirs on that being focused instead on whether the individual disliking themselves might ever conceivably break the law or attempt to harm or injure themselves in some context reflecting that antipathy toward themselves.


I myself revere and fully honor the Constitutional and legal right of any other human being to despise or hate or dislike myself, with any concerns of mine on that being focused instead on whether the individual disliking myself might ever conceivably break the law or attempt to harm or injure myself in some context reflecting his or her antipathy toward myself.

--A higher percentage of all heterosexual men (as distinct from all heterosexual adult women, all lesbian adult women, all homosexual adult male persons, all effeminate male adult persons, all transvestite adult persons, all gay male adult persons, and all transsexual adult persons) would strongly oppose ANY FAILURE by any law-enforcement agency (such as the Austin Police Department in Austin, Texas, the Travis County Sheriff's Office that's also based in Austin, Texas, the Texas Department of Public Safety based in Austin, Texas, or the Federal Bureau of Investigation of the U.S. Department of Justice) to itself ARREST AND INCARCERATE inside a jail or prison facility any gay adult person, any effeminate adult male person, any transvestite adult persons, any homosexual adult persons, any lesbian adult persons, or any transsexual adult persons, who allegedly broke the law and allegedly committed a possible felony crime in the process.

I myself strongly oppose ANY FAILURE by any law-enforcement agency to itself ARREST AND INCARCERATE inside a jail or prison facility any and all gay adult persons, any and all effeminate male adult persons, any and all lesbian adult persons, any and all transvestite adult persons, any and all homosexual adult persons, any and all lesbian adult persons, or any and all transsexual adult persons, who allegedly broke the law and allegedly committed a felony crime in the process.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men (as compared with all homosexual male adult persons, all gay male adult persons, and all bisexual male adult persons, respectively) strongly support the legal right of any individual in the United States to file a civil-law lawsuit in a court of law against a cited "gay group" or "gay-lesbian group" or "gay civic group" or "gay media company" or cited "gay activist" or "lesbian activist" who, according to that lawsuit, allegedly violated the legal rights of the complainant and allegedly violated the law in the process.

I myself strongly support the legal right of myself or any other individual in the United States to file a civil-law lawsuit in a court of law against a cited "gay group" or "gay-lesbian group" or "gay civic group" or "gay media company" or cited "gay activist" or "lesbian activist" who, according to that lawsuit, allegedly violated my own legal rights and allegedly violated the law in the process.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men (as compared with all homosexual male adult persons, all bisexual male adult persons, and all gay male adult persons, respectively) support the pressing of criminal charges in a court of law against any homosexual, gay, or bisexual male adult person who allegedly infects another human being with the often-fatal HIV virus.

I myself support the pressing of criminal charges in a court of law against any homosexual, gay, or bisexual male adult person who allegedly infects another human being with the HIV virus.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all bisexual adult male persons, and all gay male adult persons, respectively) have each never once declined to fully honor a specific request from a current romantic partner or prospective dating partner that that adult man provide that romantic partner or prospective dating partner with a printout or hard copy of that adult man's most recent HIV-virus medical test results and STD (sexually transmitted disease) medical-test results that, in each such case, also cited that adult man's actual legal name and correct date of birth.

I myself have never once declined to provide my most recent HIV-virus test results and my most recent sexually-transmitted disease test results to any current or prospective dating partner (if any) for myself who ever might have requested that factual medical information from me.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, and all bisexual adult male persons) would like to see a change in federal law in the United States that fully supports each employed person's right to know at the workplace whether the HIV virus or AIDS is currently present in the bloodstream or body of at least one total coworker or work supervisor of that individual.

I myself strongly support a proposed change in federal law of that type.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men have never on any occasion in their entire life ever had sex with any current coworker or any current work supervisor of theirs.

I myself have never on any occasion in my entire life ever once had sex with any current coworker of mine or any current work supervisor of mine.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men and all heterosexual women (as distinct from all gay male adult persons, all homosexual adult male persons, all bisexual adult men, all lesbian adult persons, and all female bisexual adult persons, in particular) have never once on any occasion ever at any time accused another person of allegedly being a "queer-basher", and have never criticized another person for being "too critical of the gay community" or "too critical of the gay subculture," or "too critical of the 'gay rights' movement'," or words to that effect.

I myself have never once in my entire life ever on any occasion accused another person of allegedly being a "queer-basher", nor have I ever once criticized another person for being "too critical of the gay community", "too critical of the gay subculture", or "too critical of the 'gay-rights movement'," or words to that effect.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men and all heterosexual adult women (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, all bisexual male adult persons, all bisexual female adult persons, all lesbian adult persons, all transvestite adult persons, and all transsexual adult persons) fully support the full range of legal and Constitutional rights of individuals in the United States who publicly or privately verbalize significant criticism of, or a rejection of, the "gay community", the "gay-lesbian-transsexual community", the "lesbian community," the "transsexual community", the "lesbian community", the "gay rights movement", or cited individual "gay activists" or "homosexual activists" or "lesbian activists" or "transsexual activists".

I myself fully support the full range of legal and Constitutional rights of all individuals in the United States of America who publicly or privately verbalize significant criticism of, or a rejection of, the "gay community", the "gay-lesbian community-transsexual community", the "lesbian community", the "transsexual community", the "lesbian community", the "gay rights movement", or cited individual "gay activists" or "homosexual activists" or "bisexual activists" or "lesbian activists" or "transsexual activists".

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men and all heterosexual women, in particular, have never once themselves been accused by another person of allegedly exhibiting "heterophobia," or an irrational antipathy toward or unjustifiable dislike of heterosexual men and heterosexual women.

I myself have never once myself been accused by another person of myself allegedly exhibiting "heterophobia," or an irrational antipathy toward or unjustifiable dislike of heterosexual men and heterosexual women.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult men, all gay adult male persons, and all bisexual adult male persons, in particular) have never or only rarely made comments to other persons or written statements expressing contempt for or malice toward the majority or nearly all or all biological parents who are themselves raising their own children inside that family's home.

I myself have never on any occasion made any comment to any other person or written any statement of my own expressing contempt for or malice toward the majority or nearly all or all biological parents who are themselves raising their own children inside that family's home.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult men, all gay adult male persons, and all bisexual adult male persons, in particular) have never or almost never in their entire life made any comment to another person or written any statement expressing contempt for or malice toward or hatred of the majority of or all or nearly all of the children and other persons under age 17.

I myself have never once in my entire life made any comment to another person or written any statement of my own expressing contempt for or malice toward or hatred of the majority of or all or nearly all of the children and other persons under age 17.


---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men and all heterosexual women (as distinct from lesbian adult persons, bisexual adult persons, homosexual male adult persons, or gay male adult persons), either oppose the widespread practice of sex-change operations, or significantly question whether the vast majority of those sex-change operations are, in fact, justifiable and beneficial to the individual whose gender is altered in that way.

I myself either oppose the widespread practice of sex-change operations or significantly question whether the vast majority of those sex-change operations are, in fact, justifiable and beneficial to the individual whose gender is altered in that way.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, all effeminate male adult persons, or all bisexual male adult persons) have never once directly stated to anyone that they themselves on an individual basis would like to undergo a sex-change operation.

I myself have never on any occasion in my entire life ever at any time stated to any person that I would like to myself undergo a sex-change operation.

----A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men and all heterosexual adult women (as compared with lesbian adult persons, bisexual adult persons, homosexual male adult persons, and gay male adult persons, in particular) reject the view that each human being's sexual identity per se is genetically pre-determined upon the birth of that human being.

I myself emphatically reject the view that each human being's sexual identity per se is genetically pre-determined upon the birth of that human being.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men, in particular, strongly oppose favoritism in employment practices that rewards a person based on that job applicant or job holder being citedly "gay," "homosexual," "effeminate adult male," "bisexual," "lesbian," "transsexual," "pre-sex-change-operation," or "transvestite."

I myself strongly oppose any and all such types of favoritism in employment practices----favoritism, I might add, that in a flagrantly unfair manner discriminates against heterosexual men, masculine adult men, and heterosexual women, in particular.


---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men than of the bisexual adult male or homosexual adult male subpopulations, in particular, have either NO TATTOO emblazoned on their own body or, at most, one tattoo emblazoned on their own body.

I myself take pride in having NO TATTOO emblazoned anywhere on my own body.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, and all bisexual adult male persons, respectively) are each either never or almost never directly told in person or over the telephone by another individual that the former adult man is either "bitchy" or "abrasive" or "nasty" or "mean" or "cruel" or "capricious" or "vicious".

I myself am either never or almost never directly told in person or over the telephone by another individual that I myself am either "bitchy" or "abrasive" or "nasty" or "mean" or "cruel" or "capricious" or "vicious".

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, and all bisexual adult male persons, respectively) in their personal life and overall life habitually smile appreciatively at a wide variety of female adult heterosexual persons of all ages and backgrounds.

I myself in my personal life and overall life habitually smile appreciatively at a wide variety of female adult heterosexual persons of all ages and backgrounds.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, and all bisexual male adult persons) are never or almost never told by another person that he regards themselves as allegedly being a "liar" or a "pathological liar" or a "habitual liar" or a "frequent liar."

I myself am almost never told by another human being that he regards me as allegedly being a "liar" or a "pathological liar" or a "habitual liar" or a "frequent liar."

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all bisexual adult men, all gay male adult persons, and all homosexual adult persons, respectively) during their adult years have each either never or almost never lied to another person about the former individual's legal age or date of birth.
I myself during my adult years have never once lied to another person about my own legal age or my date of birth.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men, in particular, habitually call 911 to report to a law-enforcement agency noteworthy suspicious incidents they observe that might involve alleged possible illegal conduct by another person.

I myself habitually and on a year-round basis call 911 to report to a law-enforcement agency noteworthy suspicious incidents I've observed that might involve alleged possible illegal conduct by another person.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men, in particular, would state in response to a survey that "S&M or sadomasochism does not play a major role in my own personal life or romantic life."

I myself would also state in response to a survey that "S&M or sadomasochism does not play a major role in my own personal life or romantic life."

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, and all bisexual adult male persons) have either never or almost never in their entire life ever once knowingly entered an alcoholic bar or nightclub that is primarily or exclusively devoted to the theme of sadomasochism or S&M.

I myself have never in my entire life ever on any occasion knowingly entered an alcoholic bar or nightclub that was primarily or exclusively devoted to the theme of sadomasochism or S&M.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, and all bisexual adult male persons, respectively) have never once worn a harness on his own body, nor have they ever purchased or requested or borrowed, or lent, anyone a harness for planned use by or on, or planned placement on, a human being in any context relating to the latter individual's "sex life" or "sexuality" or "romantic life" or cited "sex slave" status or "slave boy" status or cited "slave" status.

I myself have never once worn a harness on my own body, nor have I ever once purchased or requested or borrowed, or lent anyone, a harness for planned use by or on, or planned placement on, a human being in any context relating to the latter individual's "sex life" or "sexuality" or "romantic life" or cited "sex slave" status or "slave boy" status or cited "slave" status.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men and all heterosexual adult women (as compared with all gay male adult persons, all homosexual adult men, all bisexual adult persons, and all lesbian adult persons) have never once on any occasion in their entire life ever on any occasion slapped a legal-status adult person on the behind or on the buttocks, and have never once on any occasion in their entire life ever once spanked a legal-status adult person on the buttocks or on the behind.

I myself have never once on any occasion in my entire life ever on any occasion slapped a legal-status adult person on the behind or on the buttocks, and I have never once on any occasion in my entire life ever once spanked a legal-status adult person on the buttocks or on the behind on any occasion in my entire life.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men, in particular, would state in response to a questionnaire that they have no desire to enslave anyone or to be enslaved by anyone, nor do they have any desire to live with any legal-status adult person who wishes to instead room with an individual OTHER than that heterosexual male adult questionnaire respondent.

I would also state in response to a questionnaire that I have no desire to enslave anyone or to be enslaved by anyone, nor do I have any desire to live with an adult person who wishes to instead room with an individual OTHER than myself.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men and all heterosexual women, in particular, have never once physically beaten or physically whipped any romantic partner or sex partner of theirs, and also have never once permitted a romantic partner or sex partner of theirs to physically beat or physically whip themselves.

I myself have never once physically beaten or physically whipped any other person, or permitted any other person to physically beat or physically whip myself, on any occasion since my fourth-grade year of elementary school.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, and all bisexual male adult persons, in particular) have never once in their entire life ever on any occasion inserted or shoved or plunged their own fist into the anus of a sex partner or "romantic partner" or spouse of theirs, or permitted any sex partner or "romantic partner" or spouse of theirs to insert or shove or plunge a human fist into the anus of themselves, either.

I myself have never once in my entire life ever on any occasion inserted or shoved or plunged my own fist into the anus of any human being, and never once in my entire life have I ever on any occasion permitted any other human being to insert or shove or plunge that individual's fist into my own anus on any occasion.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, and all bisexual male adult persons, respectively) have never once in their entire life ever on any occasion deliberately urinated into the mouth of or onto the body of a sex partner or romantic partner or spouse of themselves, and have never once permitted or asked any sex partner or romantic partner or spouse of themselves to urinate into their own mouth or onto their own body at any time in their own life.

I myself have never once in my entire life ever on any occasion deliberately urinated into the mouth of or onto the body of any human being, and I have never once permitted or asked another human being to urinate into my own mouth or onto my own body at any time in my entire life.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, and all bisexual adult male persons) have never once at any time in their entire life ever deliberately and knowingly defecated on the naked body of a sex partner of that individual.

I myself have never once at any time in my entire life ever on any occasion deliberately and knowingly defecated on the naked body of a sex partner of mine.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, and all bisexual adult male persons) in the most recent five-year period have never once participated in a mutual-consent sex act with another human being that within 24 hours of that sex act required medical treatment or hospitalization for that individual.

I myself in the most recent five-year period have never once participated in any mutual-consent sex act with another human being that within 24 hours of that sex act required medical treatment or hospitalization for myself.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all bisexual adult male persons, all homosexual adult male persons, all effeminate male adult persons, and all gay male adult persons) have never on any occasion during their adulthood ever on any occasion deliberately or knowingly used their fingernail to deliberately scratch the skin or body of any other human being.

I myself have never on any occasion during my adulthood ever on any occasion deliberately or knowingly used my fingernail to deliberately scratch the skin or body of any other human being.


---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men, in particular, in the last 10-year period have never once paid money to anyone in exchange for the latter individual having sex with or performing sexual favors for the former adult man.

I myself have never once paid anyone to have sex with me on any occasion in my entire life.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with gay male adult persons, homosexual male adult persons, and bisexual male adult persons, in particular) have never once paid money to an "escort service" in exchange for an individual employed by that escort service going on an outing with themselves.

I myself have never once in my entire life ever on any occasion paid money to an "escort service" in exchange for an individual employed by that escort service going on an outing with myself.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all gay male adult persons, all homosexual adult men, and all bisexual adult men, respectively) have never once been told by another person that the latter individual regards the former individual as being "sexually promiscuous" or "promiscuous" or "too sexually active", or words to that effect.

I myself have never once been told by any person in my entire life that he regards me as being "sexually promiscuous" or "promiscuous" or "too sexually active," or words to that effect.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men and all heterosexual women, in particular, support the government-ordered closing of all of the so-called gay bathhouses where sex occurs in a public place, and of all of the houses of sexual prostitution.

I myself support the government-ordered closing of all of the so-called gay bathhouses where sex occurs in a public place and all of the houses of sexual prostitution.

----A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all bisexual male adult persons, in particular) have never once entered any house of prostitution or whorehouse or brothel on any occasion in their entire life.

I myself have never once entered any house of prostitution or whorehouse or brothel on any occasion in my entire life.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all bisexual adult male persons, all homosexual adult persons, and all gay male adult persons, respectively) have never once in their entire life ever had penetrational sex inside any "adult bookstore" or video arcade or inside any movie theater, or anywhere on the grounds of or inside any restaurant or cafe, or at a live-music event (such as a rock-music concert or punk-rock music concert) or live-entertainment event.

I myself have never myself participated in penetrational sex of any type in any of those contexts at any time in my entire life.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men, in particular, in the most recent 10-year period have never once had anonymous sex with any other person on any occasion.

I myself have never once had anonymous sex with any other person on any occasion in the most recent 10-year period.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with homosexual or bisexual or gay adult male persons, in particular) have pursued a lifestyle in the most recent 10-year period in which any and all anonymous sex partners, if any, accounted for less than 10 percent of all of the sex acts involving a romantic partner or sex partner, and in which those heterosexual adult men each chose to participate.

I myself have pursued a lifestyle in the most recent 10-year period in which any and all anonymous sex partners accounted for zero percent of all the sex acts (zero total sex acts) involving a romantic partner or sex partner in which I myself chose to participate at any time during the most recent 10-year period.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all bisexual adult male persons, all homosexual male adult persons, all gay male adult persons, in particular) on only five or fewer occasions in their entire life have themselves each met a complete stranger for the first time ever inside a bar or nightclub and then had sex with that complete stranger later that day or evening or night, or the following morning.

I myself on five or fewer total occasions in my entire life have myself met a complete stranger for the first time ever inside a bar or nightclub and then myself had sex with that complete stranger later that day or evening or night, or the following morning.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all bisexual adult male persons, all homosexual adult persons, and all gay male adult persons, respectively) have not led a bar-centered lifestyle at any time during the most recent five-year period of their own life.

I myself have not led a bar-centered lifestyle at any time during the most recent five-year period of my own life.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult men, all gay adult male persons, and all bisexual adult men) have never once agreed to have sex with another person inside a public restroom or had sex with another person inside any public restroom.

In my entire life, I myself have never once agreed to have sex with another person inside any public restroom, and I have never once had sex with another person inside any public restroom on any occasion in my entire life.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult men, all gay male adult persons, and all bisexual adult men, respectively) have never on any occasion in their entire life ever once visited a clothing-optional beach or participated in that clothing-optional beach scene, or stayed overnight at a clothing-optional resort, or been a member of any nudist colony on any occasion.

I myself have never on any occasion in my entire life ever once visited any clothing-optional beach or participated in that clothing-optional beach scene, or stayed overnight at a clothing-optional resort, or been a member of any nudist colony on any occasion.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men (as compared with all bisexual adult male persons, all homosexual adult male persons, and all gay adult male persons, in particular) during their leisuretime nearly always or generally state their own correct or actual first and their own correct or actual last name when they introduce themselves in person to or identify themselves in person to another adult man during a first-ever meeting with that individual.

I myself have a longtime tradition during my leisuretime of nearly always correctly and accurately stating my first name and correctly and accurately stating my last name whenever I introduce myself to or identify myself in person to another adult man during a first-ever meeting with that individual.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men, in particular, are facially cleanshaven and have no beard or mustache or goatee.

I myself am facially cleanshaven, and I have no beard or mustache or goatee. Furthermore, I am myself either mildly repulsed, somewhat repulsed, repulsed, or very repulsed by male adult facial hair, depending on the individual whom I'm observing.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men, in particular, are observably masculine.

I myself am observably masculine.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men, in particular, are either very repulsed by, repulsed by, or somewhat repulsed by male adult effeminacy.

I myself am either very repulsed by, repulsed by, or somewhat repulsed by male adult effeminacy.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men, in particular, wear either no jewelry anywhere on their body or only one total ring on their body.

I myself take pride in wearing no jewelry anywhere on my body.

----A high percentage of all heterosexual men (as compared with all homosexual men, all gay male adult persons, and all bisexual male adult persons, respectively) have never once worn an ear-ring on any occasion in their entire life.

I myself have never once worn any ear-ring on any occasion in my entire life, and I am myself either mildly repulsed, somewhat repulsed, repulsed, or very repulsed, depending on the individual I'm observing, by the spectacle of male adult persons wearing ear-rings.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men (as compared with all homosexual men, all gay male adult persons, and all bisexual adult male persons) have never once at any time during their adulthood ever on any occasion worn a dress or a skirt.

I myself have never once worn a dress or a skirt on any occasion at any time during my adulthood.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, and all bisexual adult male persons) have never on any occasion in their entire life ever at any time painted their fingernails or permitted another person to paint, or apply nail polish to, their own fingernails.

I myself have never on any occasion in my entire life ever at any time painted my fingernails or permitted another person to paint, or apply nail polish to, my own fingernails.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men, in particular, in the most recent five-year period have not worn any eye make-up or cosmetic make-up on their face in their everyday lifestyle, with the possible exception of any make-up that their varsity football coach might ask them to wear during a varsity football game, for instance.

I myself have never worn any eye make-up, and I also have never worn any make-up anywhere on my face, at any time in the most recent five-year period.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men do not wear any cologne or perfume or perfumed powder on their body in public.

I myself do not wear any cologne or perfume or perfumed powder on my body at any time.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult men, all bisexual adult men, and all gay male adult persons) have never at any time been told or informed by another male adult person that the latter individual was himself repulsed by or offended by or disgusted by the scent of any cited cologne or perfume or fragrantly-scented body powder being worn at that time by the cited heterosexual adult man.

I myself have never at any time in my life ever once been told or informed by another male adult person that the latter individual was himself repulsed by or offended by or disgusted by the scent of any cited cologne or any cited perfume or any cited body powder of any type that I might ever have possibly worn at any time.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men, in particular, are medically healthy, psychologically healthy, friendly and polite and smiling toward a wide range of people, tactfully honest (as distinct from blunt or dishonest), HIV-negative, and disease-free.

I myself am medically healthy, psychologically healthy, friendly and polite and smiling toward a wide range of people, tactfully honest (as distinct from blunt or dishonest), HIV-negative, and disease-free.

--A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men and all heterosexual adult women (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, all bisexual adult persons, and all lesbian adult persons) would describe themselves as being consistently cheerful optimists.

I would describe myself as being a consistently cheerful optimist.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all bisexual adult male persons, and all gay male adult persons, respectively) while driving a motor vehicle in the most recent five-year period almost never or never exhibited the symptoms of "road rage" toward other motorists, or toward pedestrians.

I myself while driving a motor vehicle at any time in the most recent five-year period almost never or never exhibited the symptoms of "road rage" toward other motorists, or toward pedestrians.


---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men and all heterosexual adult women (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, all bisexual adult persons, and all lesbian adult persons) lead lifestyles in which nearly all or the vast majority of all their own mutual-consent personal friends are cheerful optimists.

I myself lead a lifestyle in which nearly all or the vast majority of my own mutual-consent personal friends are cheerful optimists.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men (as compared with all homosexual men, all gay male adult persons, and all bisexual adult male persons) have never once consulted or met in person with any psychologist or psychiatrist at any time in the most recent 10-year period, and also have not been provided with mental health services by any mental-health services provider at any time in the most recent 10-year period.

I myself have never once consulted or met in person with any psychologist or psychiatrist at any time in the last 10-year period, and I have not been provided with any mental health services by any mental-health services provider at any time in the most recent 10-year period.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men and all heterosexual adult women (as compared with lesbian adult women, bisexual adult persons, homosexual adult male persons, or gay male adult persons) have never once in their entire life verbally threatened to kill themselves, and have never once attempted to commit suicide at any time in their entire life.

I myself have never once verbally threatened to kill myself, nor have I ever once on any occasion ever at any time threatened to commit suicide.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men, in particular, are members of the HIV-negative community.

I myself am a member of the HIV-negative community.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, and all bisexual adult male persons) have never once on any occasion in their entire life ever on any occasion knowingly or deliberately infected another human being with the often-fatal HIV virus at any time.

I myself have never on any occasion in my entire life ever on any occasion knowingly or deliberately committed any such law-breaking and immoral and injurious conduct at any time; and I am HIV-negative, in any event.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, and all bisexual adult male persons) have never on any occasion in the most recent 20-year period ever once been informed on an individual basis by any medical services provider or medical physician or nurse that the cited male patient has contracted, or at that time had, a sexually transmitted disease of any type.

I myself have never once on any occasion in the most recent 20-year period ever once been informed by any medical services provider or any physician or medical nurse that I myself had contracted, or at that time had, any such sexually-transmitted disease of any type at any time during that 20-year period.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men (in contrast to all bisexual men, all homosexual men, or all gay men, respectively) have never once infected any other human being with any sexually transmitted disease on any occasion in their entire life.

I myself have never once infected any other human being with any sexually transmitted disease on any occasion in my entire life.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men and all heterosexual women, in particular, have not "picked anyone up", or been "picked up by" a prospective sex partner, inside an alcoholic nightclub or bar on any occasion in the most recent 10-year period.

I myself have not "picked up" anyone or been "picked up" by any prospective sex partner inside any alcoholic nightclub or bar on any occasion in the most recent 10-year period.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men and all heterosexual women are extensively involved in helping to raise children.

I myself am very involved in helping to raise children, having myself been a successful "Big Brother," both officially and unofficially, on five separate occasions over a multi-decade period. I also do a lot of constructive and wholesome brainstorming during my leisuretime that is designed to help children.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men and all heterosexual women consistently vote in local bond elections to approve property-tax increases aimed at improving local primary and secondary-level public school facilities and related public-education services for youths in the public school district where those respective voters each reside.

When I have myself voted in bond-issue elections of that type, I have always voted in favor of proposed property-tax increases aimed at improving educational services and educational facilities for the public school district in the city or town where I resided at that time.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men and all heterosexual adult women (as compared with homosexual adult male persons, gay male adult persons, bisexual male adult persons, bisexual female adult persons, and lesbian adult persons) as part of their everyday lifestyle strive to help address the broader needs of the entire city, county, state, region, nation, and world in which each such individual resides or lives---including the needs of all future generations of persons residing in that city, county, state, multi-state region, nation, and world.

I myself as part of my everyday lifestyle strive to help address the broader needs of the entire city, county, state, multi-state region, nation, and world in which I reside or live, including the needs of all future generations of persons residing in that city, county, state, multi-state region, nation, and world.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men and all heterosexual adult women (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, all lesbian adult persons, and all bisexual adult persons, in particular) have lived in the very same private residence throughout the entirety of the most recent five-year period.

I myself have lived in the very same private residence throughout the entirety of the most recent five-year period.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men and heterosexual women (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, all bisexual adult persons, and all lesbian adult persons) have never on any occasion chosen to vote for a cited candidate for elective office primarily or significantly because a gay group or gay media company had officially endorsed that candidate for elective office.

I myself have never once in my entire life ever on any occasion chosen to vote for a cited candidate for elective office primarily or significantly because a gay group or gay media company had endorsed that candidate.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men and all heterosexual adult women (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all lesbian adult persons, all gay male adult persons, and all bisexual adult persons) would be less likely to vote for a candidate for elective office if that candidate repeatedly verbalized no major criticism of the gay community or the gay rights movement.

I myself would be LESS LIKELY to vote for any candidate for elective office if that candidate repeatedly verbalized no major criticism of the gay community or the gay rights movement.


---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men and all heterosexual adult women (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, all bisexual adult persons, and all lesbian adult persons) would regard a candidate for elective office or a current elective official in government as dishonest and unenlightened and possibly corrupt as well if that candidate for elective office never once publicly verbalizes any major criticism of his own about the gay subculture or gay community or the "gay rights" movement.

I myself would regard a candidate for elective office as dishonest and unenlightened and possibly corrupt as well if that candidate or current elective official in government never once publicly verbalizes any major criticism of his own about the gay subculture or the gay community or the "gay rights" movement.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men and all heterosexual adult women (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all lesbian adult persons, all gay male adult persons, and all bisexual adult persons) would NEVER vote for a candidate for elective office primarily or solely because that candidate had made a public statement or otherwise indicated that he or she strongly supports "the gay rights movement" and he or she strongly supports "the gay community."

I myself would NEVER vote for a candidate for elective office primarily or solely because that candidate had made a public statement or otherwise indicated that he or she strongly supports "the gay rights movement" and he or she strongly supports "the gay community."

----A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as opposed to all homosexual male adult persons, all bisexual male adult persons, and all gay male adult persons) on election day are more likely to vote AGAINST a candidate for political office who publicly states that he endorses the entire "gay rights" agenda that the majority of self-described gay activists in the USA advocate.

I myself on election day am more likely to myself vote AGAINST a candidate for political office who publicly states that he endorses the entire "gay rights" agenda that the majority of self-described gay activists in the USA advocate.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men do not believe that any law-abiding adult American citizen's legal rights or ability to achieve full financial solvency and financial success in his own life should be made in any way contingent on that individual's "popularity rating" or "level of popularity" among homosexual male adult persons, gay male adult persons, lesbian adult persons, bisexual adult persons, or transsexual adult persons.

I myself do not believe that any law-abiding American citizen's legal rights or ability to achieve full financial solvency and financial success in that American citizen's own life should be made in any way contingent on that individual's "popularity rating" or "level of popularity" among homosexual male adult persons, gay male adult persons, lesbian adult persons, bisexual adult persons, or transsexual persons.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult men, all gay male adult persons, and all bisexual male adult persons, respectively) have never once attended any gay-rights-theme political march or any "gay pride"-theme public march or parade in their entire life.

I myself am very proud to note that I have never once attended any gay-rights-theme political march or any "gay pride"-theme public march or parade in my entire life; nor would I ever agree to attend any such event at any time in the remaining five or more decades of my own life. I emphatically reject the view that there is anything intrinsically commendable about a person's "sexual identity" per se, other than the capacity to procreate, when applicable.

----A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, and all bisexual male adult persons) would never knowingly agree to themselves reside in a city (San Francisco, California, or Provincetown, Mass., for instance) where the percentage of all adult residents of that city who are themselves homosexual, gay, bisexual, lesbian, transvestite, or transsexual is,. in fact, 10 percent or higher.

I myself would never knowingly agree to myself reside in a city (San Francisco, Calif., or Provincetown, Mass., for instance) where the percentage of all adult residents of that city who are themselves homosexual, gay, bisexual, lesbian, transvestite, or transsexual is, in fact, 10 percent or higher.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual men and all heterosexual adult women (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, all bisexual male adult persons, all transvestite adult persons, and all lesbian adult persons) would state in response to a survey on the subject that they generally trust conduct toward themselves by heterosexual adult men and heterosexual adult women significantly more than they could have trusted homosexual male adult persons, gay male adult persons, bisexual male adult persons, transvestite adult persons, or lesbian adult persons, in particular.

I myself would accurately state in response to a survey on the subject that I generally trust conduct toward myself by heterosexual adult men and heterosexual adult women significantly more than I could have ever trusted homosexual male adult persons, gay male adult persons, bisexual male adult persons, transvestite adult persons, or lesbian adult persons, in particular.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all homosexual adult male persons, all gay male adult persons, all bisexual adult persons, and all lesbian adult persons) are not themselves currently affiliated in any way with the Democratic Party in the United States, or in any state of the United States.

I myself am not currently affiliated in any way with the Democratic Party in the United States of America, or in any state of the United States; and I take great pride in being politically independent and in not being currently affiliated myself with any political party anywhere in the world.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men and all heterosexual adult women (as compared with all homosexual adult men, all gay male adult persons, and all bisexual adult male persons, all lesbian adult persons, and all bisexual adult persons) have never been a dues-paying official member of any Unitarian Universalist Association-affiliated religious group or any Unitarian Universalist Association-affiliated entity at any time since January 1987.

I myself have NEVER on any occasion been a dues-paying member of any Unitarian Universalist Association-affiliated religious group or any Unitarian Universalist Association-affiliated entity at any time since January 1987.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men and all heterosexual adult women (as compared with all gay male adult persons, all homosexual adult persons, all lesbian adult persons, all bisexual adult persons, all transvestite adult persons, all effeminate male adult persons, and all transsexual adult persons) have never once been a dues-paying member of any Metropolitan Community Church group or any Metropolitan Community Church-affiliated entity on any occasion in their entire life.

I myself have NEVER on any occasion in my entire life ever on any occasion ever at any time in my entire life ever once been a dues-paying member of any Metropolitan Community Church group or any Metropolitan Community Church-affiliated entity on any occasion in my entire life.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men and all heterosexual adult women (as compared with all homosexual adult men, all gay adult male persons, all bisexual adult male persons, all bisexual adult female persons, all lesbian persons, and all transsexual persons) have never once in their ever life ever on any occasion been a subscriber to any gay-theme media company or any homosexual-theme or lesbian-theme or transsexual-theme or effeminate-adult-male-theme media company, nor have they ever on any occasion in their entire life been a subscriber to any gay-theme or homosexual-theme or lesbian-theme or transsexual-theme or effeminate male-adult-theme publication on any occasion ("Texas Triangle" gay magazine and the California-based "The Advocate" gay magazine being among those gay-theme and lesbian-theme and transsexual-theme publications).

I myself have never once in my entire life ever on any occasion been a subscriber to any gay-theme or homosexual-theme or lesbian-theme or transsexual-theme or effeminate-male-adult-theme media company, nor have I ever on any occasion in my entire life ever once myself been a subscriber to any gay-theme or homosexual-theme or lesbian-theme or transsexual-theme or effeminate-male-adult-theme publication on any occasion in my entire life.


--A higher percentage of all heterosexual men can truthfully state that NONE of their own mutual-consent personal friends whom they associate with during their leisuretime is an effeminate male adult person.

I can truthfully state that NONE of my own mutual-consent personal friends whom I associate with during my leisuretime is himself an effeminate male adult person.

---A higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men (as compared with all bisexual adult male persons, all homosexual adult male persons, and all gay male adult persons, respectively) fully support the legal right of a law-abiding, non-alcoholic, illicit-drug-free, facially-cleanshaven, tobacco-free single adult gentleman to choose to lead a life in which virtually all or all of his own personal friends during his own leisuretime are heterosexual in sexual identity per se.

I myself fully support the legal right of a law-abiding, non-alcoholic, illicit-drug-free, facially-cleanshaven, tobacco-free single adult gentleman to choose to lead a life in which virtually all or all of his own personal friends during his leisuretime are heterosexual in sexual identity per se.