PROOF THAT MY STILL-ONE-MEMBER (MYSELF, ONLY) AND NON-CHRISTIAN, IMPLICITLY-DEISTIC PROGRESSIVE PROHIBITIONIST RELIGION IS VERY, VERY SELECTIVE: IF YOU ANSWER 'YES' TO ANY OF THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS, YOU COULD NOT POSSIBLY QUALIFY FOR PROSPECTIVE MEMBERSHIP IN MY OWN HONOR-SOCIETY RELIGION

(1) Do you support sex-change operations?

(2) Have you consumed any quantity of marijuana at any time in the most recent five-year period?

(3) Do you support legalization of marijuana?

(4) Do you support legalization of so-called "medical marijuana"?

(5) Have you consumed any quantity of drinking alcohol at any time in the most recent two-year period?

(6) Are you either a current alcoholic or a recovering alcoholic?

(7) Are you either a current illicit-drug addict or a former illicit-drug addict?

(8) Have you consumed any tobacco product, whether by snuffing tobacco or otherwise, at any time in the most recent two-year period?

(9) In the most recent five-year period, have you ever at any time subjected anyone to ANY anonymous communications that violated that individual's own privacy rights?

(10) Have you ever physically beaten or physically whipped or deliberately and knowingly physically tortured or physically abused another human being at any time in the most recent five-year period?