A QUICK WAY TO DETERMINE THAT THE PERSON YOU JUST MET IS A POSSIBLE CURRENT OR FUTURE MEMBER OF THE 'PROGRESSIVE PROHIBITIONIST RELIGION' OR, AT LEAST, SOMEONE WHO MIGHT HAVE MANY OF THE REQUIRED QUALIFICATIONS FOR POSSIBLE FUTURE MEMBERSHIP IN THAT FULLY INDEPENDENT NEW RELIGION

He states or indicates that he does not pray.
He states or indicates that he supports rational goal-setting by human beings as an alternative to prayer.
He states or indicates that he himself practices IMPLICIT deism, as distinct from someone who talks frequently about God, the Allmighty, the Deity, etc., or who talks frequently about his contempt for any and all religions.
He states or indicates that he strongly supports freedom of speech and freedom of religion and freedom of assembly for anyone and everyone, provided that the religion-related or other activities pursued by that person do not involve criminal activities such as deliberate and willful personal-injury-infliction and other forms of violence, attempted homicide, fraudulent and injurious medical services, deliberately fraudulent communications, infliction of continuous medically-injurious noise pollution on another person, hostage-taking of persons, kidnapping of persons, thought-control projects inflicted on individuals against their wishes, or any other noteworthy conduct that is illegal.
He states or indicates that he himself does not have any criminal-conviction record.
He states or indicates that he himself is dependably civil and non-violent and law-abiding.
He states or indicates that he himself on his own initiative is willing to contact a law-enforcement agency and report the incident if he witnesses another human being being apparently victimized by a felony crime.
He states or indicates that he does not subject another human being to pranks, and that he agrees with those who say that pranks are a form of criminal mischief that can be severely injurious to the person being subjected to a prank against his wishes.
He states or indicates that he never consumes any drinking alcohol.
He states or indicates that he believes the best use for drinking alcohol is in cooking, since alcohol as an ingredient can add flavor to dishes and the alcohol itself evaporates during the cooking process.
He states or indicates that he supports an Amendment to the U.S. Constitution that would authorize any municipality or county to impose restrictions to the sale of drinking alcohol that are more extensive than the restrictions imposed by the state government in that state.
He states or indicates that he never drives a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or any illicit drug.
He states or indicates that he does not have ANY tattoo emblazoned anywhere on his own body.
He is consistently facially cleanshaven, and agrees that facial hair on a male person spreads germs and comprises a threat to the medical health of others.
He states or indicates that he either does not own or wear any jewelry or wears only very minimal jewelry on himself.
He states or indicates that he has never consumed any tobacco product on any occasion in his entire life.
He states or indicates that he feels that smoking cigarettes is harmful to the environment and comprises a flagrant fire-safety hazard, in his opinion.
He states or indicates that he has not consumed any quantity of marijuana on any occasion in more than 10 years.
He states or indicates that in his entire life, he has never once consumed any quantity of any illicit drug other than marijuana.
He states or indicates that he himself does not spend more than $10 per year on gambling.
He states or indicates that he himself believes that professional race-car events waste fossil fuels in an unconscionable manner and are environmentally destructive as well as endangering the personal safety of the race-car drivers.