----SOMEONE WHO, IF HE SIGNS A WRITTEN STATEMENT FOR MYSELF THAT CONTAINS HIS CITED DATE OF BIRTH BEFORE HE MOVES INTO THIS RENTAL APARTMENT UNIT, PROVIDES THE VERY SAME DATE OF BIRTH FOR HIMSELF TO ANYONE ELSE, SUCH AS ANY LAW-ENFORCEMENT OFFICER WHO MIGHT EVER HAPPEN TO VISIT OUR APARTMENT UNIT, OR IN SELF-IDENTIFYING INFORMATION THAT MY ROOMMATE PROVIDES ON THE TELEPHONE TO A BUSINESS ENTITY OR PROVIDES IN WRITING TO THE MANAGEMENT TEAM AT OUR APARTMENT COMPLEX.
----SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM EVER AT ANY TIME STATING TO ME THAT IF I MYSELF SHUFFLE PAPERS INSIDE MY BOLT-LOCKED PRIVATE BEDROOM AT 1 A.M. IN THE MORNING, THAT ROOMMATE OF MINE IS "NOT ABLE TO FALL ASLEEP ON MY (THE ROOMMATE'S) OWN BED IN THE LIVING ROOM, SINCE I (THE ROOMMATE) CAN HEAR EACH AND EVERY PAPER-SHUFFLING SOUND THAT YOU (JOHN KEVIN MCMILLAN) GENERATE INSIDE YOUR (JOHN KEVIN MCMILLAN'S BOLT-LOCKED) BEDROOM AND THAT NOISE KEEPS ME (THE ROOMMATE) AWAKE AT NIGHT."
----SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM EVER AT ANY TIME STATING TO ME IN THE LIVING ROOM OF OUR RENTAL APARTMENT UNIT THAT HE EXPECTS TO "OUTLIVE YOU (JOHN KEVIN MCMILLAN) IN THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE, AND I (THAT ROOMMATE) PLAN TO HAVE YOUR BODY CREMATED AFTER YOU ARE DEAD."
-----SOMEONE WHO IS GAINFULLY EMPLOYED, AND WHO HAS A VERY DEPENDABLE, CONSISTENTLY POLITE, AND VERY HONEST REPUTATION WITH HIS EMPLOYER OR EMPLOYERS.
----SOMEONE WHO HAS A VERY GOOD WORK ETHIC AND EITHER HOLDS ONTO HIS CURRENT JOBS SUCCESSFULLY OR, IF HE EVER DECIDES TO RESIGN FROM ANY GIVEN JOB OF HIS, GIVES FULL WRITTEN PRIOR NOTICE TO HIS EMPLOYER.
-----SOMEONE WHO IS ADMIRABLY VIGILANT AND TACTFULLY HONEST AND CONSCIENTIOUS.
----SOMEONE WHO IS VERY HONORABLE ABOUT IMMEDIATELY CALLING THE AUSTIN POLICE DEPARTMENT, SUCH AS BY CALLING 911, IF HE HIMSELF EVER AT ANY TIME OBSERVES ANY POSSIBLE EVIDENCE OF ANY ALLEGED POSSIBLE ILLEGAL INTRUDER OR UNWANTED VISITOR INSIDE OUR HOME OR RENTAL APARTMENT UNIT.
-----SOMEONE WHO NEVER STATES TO ME OR BOASTS TO ME IN THE LIVING ROOM OF OUR APARTMENT UNIT THAT "IN MY (THAT ROOMMATE'S) ENTIRE LIFE, I (THAT ROOMMATE) HAVE NEVER ONCE CALLED THE POLICE FOR HELP OR ASSISTANCE ON ANY OCCASION."
----SOMEONE WHO, IF HE REPEATEDLY VERBALIZES THE OBSERVATION TO ME OVER A MULTI-MONTH PERIOD IN THE LIVING ROOM OF OUR RENTAL APARTMENT UNIT THAT "LAST NIGHT I (THAT ROOMMATE) HEARD LOTS OF LOUD MOANING SOUNDS COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR BOLT-LOCKED PRIVATE BEDROOM WHERE YOU (JOHN KEVIN MCMILLAN) WERE SLEEPING ALONE ON YOUR BED AND YOU WERE THE ONLY PERSON IN THERE," IS WILLING TO THEN ACKNOWLEDGE AS NOTEWORTHY MY POLITE RESPONSE TO HIM ON THAT POINT THAT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, NO PREVIOUS ROOMMATE OF MINE OR HOUSEMATE OF MINE OR RELATIVE OF MINE HAS EVER AT ANY TIME STATED TO ME THAT I MYSELF EVER AT ANY TIME "MOAN LOUDLY" WHILE LYING ALONE UNCONSCIOUS, AND PROBABLY SNORING AS WELL, ON TOP OF MY OWN BED INSIDE MY DESIGNATED BEDROOM.
---SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM HABITUALLY OR FREQUENTLY OR GENERALLY REFERRING TO MUNICIPAL POLICE OFFICERS IN THE LIVING ROOM OF OUR APARTMENT UNIT AS "THE COPS," AND WHO INSTEAD IN HIS COMMENTS TO ME EXHIBITS A HIGH LEVEL OF RESPECT TOWARD HONORABLE AND HONEST AND VIGILANT AND COURAGEOUS AND COMPETENT MUNICIPAL LAW-ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS.
---SOMEONE WHO FULLY HONORS THE PRELIMINARY PLEDGE HE REPEATEDLY VERBALIZED TO ME WHILE BEING INTERVIEWED BY ME ON TWO OR MORE SEPARATE PRIOR OCCASIONS INSIDE A NEARBY SCHLOTZKY'S CHAIN RESTAURANT IN AUSTIN, TEXAS, AS MY PROSPECTIVE NEW ROOMMATE: THAT HE HIMSELF WOULD VERY DEFINITELY HIMSELF IMMEDIATELY MAKE A TELEPHONE CALL TO THE AUSTIN POLICE DEPARTMENT AND LET APD KNOW IMMEDIATELY IF THAT PROSPECTIVE NEW ROOMMATE FOR ME EVER IN ANY SCENARIO OF THE FUTURE IN WHICH HE MIGHT ACTUALLY ROOM WITH ME EVER DIRECTLY OBSERVES ANY POSSIBLE EVIDENCE OF ANY ILLEGAL INTRUDER OR UNWANTED VISITOR INSIDE OUR RENTAL APARTMENT UNIT IN AUSTIN, TEXAS.
---SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM EVER AT ANY TIME STATING TO ME THAT HE IS UNWILLING TO EVER PERMIT ANY LAW-ENFORCEMENT AGENCY ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD TO ORDER OR SPONSOR ANY DNA-SWABS FORENSIC MEDICAL EXAM ON HIS OWN GENITALS OR ANUS OR BODY.
---SOMEONE WHO NEVER AT ANY TIME STATES TO ME IN THE LIVING ROOM OF OUR APARTMENT UNIT THAT "I (THAT ROOMMATE) WOULD HIRE AN ATTORNEY, IF NEED BE, TO PREVENT THE AUSTIN POLICE DEPARTMENT HERE IN AUSTIN, TEXAS, FROM EVER DOING ANY DNA-TRACE SWABS ON MY (THAT ROOMMATE'S) OWN ANUS OR GENITALS, OR ANY OTHER PORTION OF MY (THAT ROOMMATE'S) BODY."
----SOMEONE WHO NEVER STATES TO ME AT ANY TIME THAT "IF THE AUSTIN POLICE DEPARTMENT HERE IN AUSTIN, TEXAS, DID DNA-TRACE SWABS ON MY OWN (THAT ROOMMATE'S) ANUS OR GENITALS OR ANYWHERE ELSE ON MY (THAT ROOMMATE'S) OWN BODY, THAT WOULD VIOLATE MY OWN (THAT ROOMMATE'S) PRIVACY RIGHTS."
---SOMEONE WHO NEVER ON ANY OCCASION EVER KNOWINGLY PERMITS ANY UNWANTED OR UNAUTHORIZED VISITOR OR INTRUDER TO EITHER ENTER OR HIDE ANYWHERE INSIDE OUR RENTAL APARTMENT UNIT OR HOME, OR TO ENTER OR HIDE ANYWHERE INSIDE MY OWN PRIVATE BEDROOM OF OUR APARTMENT UNIT.
---SOMEONE WHO VERY DILIGENTLY AND CONSCIENTIOUSLY KEEPS THE FRONT DOOR OF OUR RENTAL APARTMENT UNIT OR HOME FULLY SECURED AND BOLT-LOCKED AND CHAIN-LOCKED (IF APPLICABLE) AT ALL TIMES, AND WHO KEEPS ANY AND ALL WINDOWS TO THAT RENTAL APARTMENT UNIT OR HOME FULLY SHUT AND SECURED AND LOCKED AT ALL TIMES.
----SOMEONE WHO NEVER MAKES ANY COMMENT TO ME INDICATING THAT HE IS DEFIANT OF OR HE REGARDS AS LAUGHABLE OR UNNECESSARY MY OWN CONSISTENTLY STATED POLICY OF KEEPING OUR APARTMENT UNIT OR RENTAL HOME LOCKED AND FULLY SECURED AT ALL TIMES.
----SOMEONE WHO NEVER AT ANY TIME INDICATES OR STATES TO ME THAT HE REGARDS IT AS "PERFECTLY SAFE" FOR HIMSELF TO UNLOCK THE FRONT DOOR OF OUR APARTMENT UNIT AND THEN LEAVE THE FRONT DOOR TO OUR RENTAL APARTMENT UNIT UNLOCKED, "SINCE I (THAT ROOMMATE OF MINE) WILL BE OUTSIDE OF THIS APARTMENT UNIT FOR ONLY FIVE OR 10 MINUTES, AND I AM VERY SURE THAT NO ONE WOULD EVER BREAK INTO OUR RENTAL APARTMENT UNIT DURING THAT VERY BRIEF TIME PERIOD," OR WORDS TO THAT EFFECT.
----SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT PERMIT ANY VISITOR OTHER THAN ON-DUTY POLICE OFFICERS OR ON-DUTY EMERGENCY MEDICAL SERVICES EMPLOYEES WHO ARE SPECIFICALLY RESPONDING TO A 911 PHONE CALL OR 311 PHONE CALL BY MYSELF OR THAT ROOMMATE, TO ENTER OUR APARTMENT UNIT OR HOME AT ANY TIME OR UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES AFTER MIDNIGHT AT NIGHTTIME.
---SOMEONE WHO IS DISMAYED BY VIGILANTEISM, AND WHO BELIEVES IN RESPONDING IN A CIVIL AND LAW-ABIDING MANNER, SUCH AS BY CALLING 911 IMMEDIATELY, TO ANY EVIDENCE HE EVER OBSERVES AT ANY TIME OF ANY ALLEGED ILLEGAL INTRUDER OR ANY UNWANTED VISITOR INSIDE OUR RENTAL APARTMENT UNIT OR HOME.
----SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT OWN AND KEEP ON DISPLAY LETHAL KNIVES OR GUNS OR OTHER WEAPONS OF HIS INSIDE OUR RENTAL APARTMENT UNIT OR HOME.
---SOMEONE WHO NEVER AT ANY TIME STATES TO ME OR "JOKES" TO ME AT ANY TIME THAT HE HIMSELF ALLEGEDLY COMMITTED "FIRST-DEGREE HOMICIDE" IN A PRIOR YEAR FOR WHICH HE HIMSELF WAS NEVER ARRESTED OR EVER CHARGED WITH A FELONY CRIME BY ANY LAW-ENFORCEMENT AGENCY ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.
---SOMEONE WHO IS VERY CONSISTENTLY LAW-ABIDING AND POLITE AND CONSTRUCTIVE IN CONDUCT OF HIS THAT I MYSELF DIRECTLY OBSERVE.
---SOMEONE WHO ONLY RARELY VERBALLY CRITICIZES ME, AND WHO IS DEPENDABLY CONSTRUCTIVE IN HIS TONE OF VOICE AND DEMEANOR WHEN HE DOES VERBALIZE CRITICISM OF ME INSIDE OUR RENTAL APARTMENT UNIT OR HOME.
---SOMEONE WHO EITHER COMPLETELY ABSTAINS FROM CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES, OR WHO ONLY MINIMALLY CONSUMES ANY ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES AND MIGHT HIMSELF BE ACCURATELY DESCRIBED AS A "LIGHT DRINKER".
----SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM EVER AT ANY TIME OR AT ANY LOCATION EVER HIMSELF CONSUMING ANY QUANTITY OF ANY MARIJUANA OR COCAINE OR ANY OTHER ILLICIT DRUG.
----SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM EVER AT ANY TIME STATING TO ME THAT 'YOU (JOHN KEVIN MCMILLAN) SHOULD SMOKE MARIJUANA, IT WOULD HELP YOU TO MELLOW OUT', OR ANY SUCH COMMENT ADVOCATING OR CONDONING THE ILLEGAL CONSUMPTION OF AN ILLEGAL AND MEDICALLY INJURIOUS AND VERY DANGEROUS FOREIGN SUBSTANCE SUCH AS MARIJUANA.
----SOMEONE WHO STRONGLY OPPOSES LEGALIZATION OF MARIJUANA AND STRONGLY OPPOSES LEGALIZATION OF SO-CALLED "MEDICAL MARIJUANA" UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.
----SOMEONE WHOSE STATEMENTS TO ME AT VARIOUS TIMES AND OVER A MULTI-MONTH OR MULTI-DAY PERIOD ARE FACTUALLY CONSISTENT.
----SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT TOUCH MY OWN STORE-BOUGHT FOODS OR STORE-BOUGHT BEVERAGES, AND WHO EXHIBITS A LACK OF CRIMINAL INTENT TOWARD MYSELF AT ALL TIMES, AND WHO ALSO EXHIBITS A KINDLY WELL-INTENDEDNESS TOWARD MYSELF AND OTHERS AT ALL TIMES.
----SOMEONE WHOSE CONDUCT AND COMMENTS CONSISTENTLY CONVEY HIS OWN STRONG SUPPORT FOR MY OWN PERSONAL GOAL OF MYSELF ACHIEVING THE BEST POSSIBLE MEDICAL HEALTH AND THE BEST POSSIBLE CREATIVELY VITAL AND FULLY AMBULATORY MEDICAL LONGEVITY OR LIFESPAN FOR MYSELF, ONE OF MY OWN LAW-ABIDING AND HONORABLE GOALS BEING TO MYSELF LIVE TO AGE 90 OR OLDER AS A FULLY AMBULATORY AND CREATIVELY VITAL AND ARTICULATE HUMAN BEING AND GENTLEMAN.
----SOMEONE WHO IN HIS TELEVISION-VIEWING HABITS IS REPULSED AND DISMAYED BY EXTREMELY VIOLENT FICTIONAL MOVIES AND BY REAL-LIFE PROFESSIONAL BOXING MATCHES, AND WHO IS ALSO VERY REPULSED BY FREQUENT PHYSICAL TORTURE SCENES AND GRATUITOUS VIOLENCE IN ANY AND ALL OF THE HBO MOVIES THAT HE HIMSELF CHOOSES TO WATCH ON TELEVISION.
----SOMEONE WHO HAS A PROVEN CREDIT HISTORY RECORD THAT CITES HIS OWN FULL LEGAL NAME IN HIS CREDIT REPORTS.
---SOMEONE WHO NEVER STATES MY OWN NAME (JOHN KEVIN MCMILLAN) TO ANY ACQUAINTANCE OR ASSOCIATE OF HIS IN ANY CONTEXT IN WHICH HE ALLEGEDLY MISLEADS THAT ACQUAINTANCE OR ASSOCIATE OF HIS INTO BELIEVING THAT THAT CITED NAME FOR MYSELF (JOHN KEVIN MCMILLAN) IS IN FACT HIS (THE ROOMMATE'S OR HOUSEMATE'S) OWN LEGAL NAME.
----SOMEONE WHO CONSISTENTLY IDENTIFIES HIMSELF TO OTHERS USING HIS FULL AND CORRECT LEGAL NAME, REGARDLESS OF WHAT THAT LEGAL NAME MIGHT BE.
----SOMEONE WHO IS WILLING TO STATE TO ME THE CITY AND U.S. STATE (OR FOREIGN COUNTRY, IF APPLICABLE) WHERE HE HIMSELF WAS BORN, SHOULD I EVER POSE THAT QUESTION TO HIMSELF AT ANY TIME.
----SOMEONE WHO CONSISTENTLY EXHIBITS A HIGH LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE IN MY OWN PSYCHOLOGICAL HEALTH AND HONESTY AND OBEDIENCE OF THE LAW, IT BEING VERY CLEAR TO ME THAT HONESTY, PSYCHOLOGICAL HEALTH, AND OBEDIENCE OF THE LAW ARE DEFINITELY STRENGTHS OF MINE.
----SOMEONE WHO STRONGLY SUPPORTS FREEDOM OF RELIGION AND FREEDOM OF NON-ANONYMOUS SPEECH FOR ANYONE AND EVERYONE, INCLUDING MYSELF.
----SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT ATTEMPT TO "CONVERT" ME TO HIS OWN CITED "RELIGIOUS BELIEFS", AND DOES NOT PRESSURE ME TO JOIN HIS OWN "RELIGIOUS DENOMINATION" OR HIS OWN "RELIGIOUS CONGREGATION" AT ANY TIME.
----SOMEONE WHO SUPPORTS NON-ANONYMOUS AND CIVILLY-STATED CRITICISM BY ANYONE OF ANY AND ALL SUBCULTURES OR COMMUNITIES OR INSTITUTIONS OR INDIVIDUALS IN THIS CITEDLY DEMOCRATIC NATION THAT REVERES AND STRONGLY SUPPORTS FREEDOM OF SPEECH INVOLVING NON-ANONYMOUS SPEECH BY ANY AND ALL AMERICAN CITIZENS, INCLUDING MYSELF.
----SOMEONE WHO FULLY SUPPORTS THE LEGAL AND HUMAN RIGHT OF EACH AND EVERY ADULT AMERICAN CITIZEN TO SET HIS OWN PRIORITIES IN HIS OWN LIFE.
----SOMEONE WHO HAS A STRONG SENSE OF PURPOSE IN HIS LIFE, AND WHO ARISES FROM BED BY 10 A.M. NEARLY EVERY MORNING OF THE WEEK.
----SOMEONE WHO HAS A SOCIAL LIFE AND OTHER CREATIVE PURSUITS DURING HIS LEISURETIME THAT INVOLVE HIM BEING AWAY FROM THE APARTMENT UNIT OR HOME SEVERAL OR MORE HOURS PER WEEK.
----SOMEONE WHO HAS MUTUAL-CONSENT PERSONAL FRIENDS OF HIS OWN WHOM HE KEEPS UP WITH, AND WHO KEEPS UP ON A FRIENDLY BASIS WITH AT LEAST ONE RELATIVE OF HIS.
----SOMEONE WHO NEVER AT ANY TIME STATES TO ME THAT HE HIMSELF HAS "NO FRIENDS", AND WHO NEVER STATES TO ME AT ANY TIME THAT "ALL OF MY (THAT ROOMMMATE'S) RELATIVES ARE DEAD."
----SOMEONE WHO NEVER STATES TO ME AT ANY TIME THAT A PREVIOUS ROOMMATE OF HIS DIED WHILE ROOMING WITH HIMSELF, OR THAT HE CONSIDERS THAT CITEDLY ABRUPT DEATH OF THAT PARTICULAR PREVIOUS ROOMMATE OF HIS TO HAVE BEEN A "BLESSING" FOR THE INDIVIDUAL WHO REPORTEDLY DIED SUDDENLY AND UNEXPECTEDLY WHILE ROOMING WITH HIM.
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