My Long-Awaited Interview of Myself by the Mormon Church-owned 'Deseret News'D

  Among the questions I look forward to answering on that inevitable future day when the LDS-owned "Deseret News" of Salt Lake City, Utah, requests an interview with me for a feature story:

---"Does it surprise you that no one here in Salt Lake County, Utah,  has ever asked you whether your own Northern European ancestry is primarily English?"

---"Do you recall the content of the friendly  letters that Queen Elizabeth II wrote and mailed to you during her lifetime?"

---"After you learned that there is no British Consulate in Salt Lake City, did you ever write to the British Government to request that they reconsider their decision not to have an embassy here in this state-capital city for Utah?"

---"Do you know what prompted a male British Consulate representative in Houston, Texas, to state to you in late 1988 or 1989 when you called his British Government office  from your home phone inside your duplex apartment in Big Spring, Texas, that 'Even if you were to visit Great Britain, the voices would still continue in Great Britain, so your trip to England would not help you at all, I'm afraid."

---"Did anyone ever state to you at any time during the 1970s, 1980s, 1990s, 2000s, 2010s, or 2020s that they knew which male person or female person or group of persons allegedly prevented you from receiving friendly unsolicited phone calls from law-abiding and honest white politely masculine adult men your age or younger?"

---"Do you know why it is that the U.S. Attorney's Office and FBI never contacted you and directly informed you that they believed you had been victimized by continuous  fraudulent communications involving interstate commerce in flagrant violation of federal law?"

---"Did any official of our LDS Headquarters here in Salt Lake City ever call you or write to you and assure you that your older biological brother Dr. Michael Kim McMillan of California was correct when he wrote you about 10 years ago and stated to you that the LDS Church opposes thought-control projects?"

----"Were you ever able to obtain  the full legal name of that wonderful female immigrant from Sweden  residing in Murray, Utah, in the 1920s and 1930s who lived in the same neighborhood as your LDS-raised  father, Calvin McMillan, and  generously befriended your father during his childhood in Murray?"

---"One of your Utah native father's sayings during your childhood in another state was: 'Never put off until tomorrow what you can accomplish today'. Do you think the Industriousness theme we all associate with our beloved  Beehive State played a role in your Father's lifelong determination to stay busy and live life to the fullest?"

---"You have been quoted as saying that you smile a lot more around and feel much calmer around  natural-blond-haired politely masculine hygienic white  gentlemen than any other type of white gentlemen. Do you attribute this to the many very fine blond white gentlemen you became acquainted with in the 1960s, including your schoolmate at Hillside Elementary School in Berkeley, California, a white gentleman named 'Graham' who helped you to dramatically improve your high-speed jump-roping skills when you attended second grade at Hillside in the 1960s?"

---"In view of your own drug-free, alcohol-free, tobacco-free, nonvaping, tattoo-less, non-profane, jewelry-less, civil and law-abiding,  non-gambling lifestyle, do you ever experience culture shock from what Salt Lake City has turned into this century?"

---"Has anyone in Utah ever told you that you would make  a very fine Mormon if you converted to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints?"

---"Does anyone ever ask you about the ancestors  of yours, apparently including a lady on my the "Pugh" side of your family genealogy,  who were there at Nauvoo, Illinois, with Prophet Joseph Smith in the 19th Century? It must feel a bit exhilarating yet, at the same time, very saddening, for you to know that through your ancestors you were right there with LDS Prophet Smith at Nauvoo. Do you ever fantasize about yourself entering a time tunnel so you could personally help to save the life of LDS President Smith at Nauvoo?"

---"You have been quoted as saying that you get along better with Anglo-Saxon adult men younger in age than yourself than the older adult Anglo-Saxon men. Could you elaborate on why you feel more comfortable with the adult Anglo-Saxon men younger in age than yourself?"

---"You have stated that you put more emphasis on friendly inter-generational personal platonic relationships than do the age-group-based congregations of the LDS Church these days. Could you explain why you are a leading proponent of intergenerational platonic relationships here in Utah?"

---"You have been quoted as saying that in your personal life, you have much stricter criteria on who you agree to associate with than most subscribers of Christianity have. You have stated, for instance, that you prefer to associate with white adult men who do not have any criminal conviction record. Could you please elaborate on that 'No Convicts In My Personal Life' lifestyle  you have chosen to pursue that is quite different from the Christian emphasis on inclusiveness toward all. As I'm sure you are aware, we Christians seek to help save as many  souls as possible in order to  get more souls into Heaven."

---"Did you ever feel disappointed by the many people who failed to acknowledge that you yourself are a lifelong single gentleman who has been completely celibate ever since one total day in 1995, when you resided in Baytown, Texas?"

---"So you know why it is that of the hundreds of work supervisors you have worked under  in a variety of temp jobs and permanent jobs you held ever since May of 1987, only one total work supervisor, Dr. Madalyn Murray O'Hair, the famous editor in chief of the American Atheist magazine in Austin, Texas, was heard by you stating inside your and that supervisor's 

workplace that that work supervisor of yours  "can't handle the voices!", which was  followed in Dr. O'Hair's case by her very loud and emphatic request to a female assistant of hers, Robin Murray, to "Get him (yourself, John McMillan) out of here!," accompanied by your abrupt dismissal from that publication minutes later."

---"Do you ever wonder why American Atheist leader Dr. Madalyn Murray O'Hair stated to you in 1990,  during a local phone call you made  while unemployed to her magazine  office  from your parents'  home in Westlake Hills, Texas, that Dr. O'Hair refused to consider hiring you for a proofreading job at that time  because 'it will take many years to cure you of your very severe case of mental illness', Dr. O'Hair stated."

---"Your biological older brother Dr. Michael Kim McMillan of California wrote and mailed to  you a personal letter earlier this century in which he advised you to 'develop a dialogue with Mormons, since the Mormons oppose thought control projects.' Do you agree with the many observers  who say that LDS members are the ones who helped you the most in your own life during the period ever since May of 1987? And my follow-up question, of course, is how do you plan to befriend The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and thereby express your gratitude to the Church?"

---"Some observers have pointed out that during the 34-year period January 1988 until December 31, 2021, when you were being persecuted in Texas, our polite and idealistic and wholesome  Mormon Missionaries were among the very few adult younger gentlemen age 19 or older who agreed to meet with you for lunch during your leisuretime in Texas. Do you plan to make a financial donation toward a Mormon Missionaries College Scholarship Fund after Texan interference in your life finally ends?"

---"It is a well known fact that then- "Texas Monthly" Story Assignment Editor John Borders told you in 1999 or 2000 during a local phone call you made to his office from your State of Texas agency workplace in Austin  that '...An unethical media company is harassing you in Austin these days". Have you ever obtained the name of that unethical media company in order to file a lawsuit against it?"

---"Continuous Noise Pollution is a subject that is on the minds of many Utahns these days. Do you believe that Utah Attorney General Sean Reyes should take the initiative to file a lawsuit on your and other Utahns' behalf against any media entity subjecting thousands of Utahns to unwanted  continuous noise pollution?"

---"You have been quoted as saying that Henry Kellison, Executive Assistant to Travis County District Attorney Jose Garza, stated to you on the telephone in 2021, when you were still stranded in Austin, Texas, and made a courtesy follow-up call to Mr. Kellison, that 'You are the complainant in a home invasion crimes case. You are not the defendant, you are the complainant."

---"Do you have any theories about what prompted Austin Police Department Sex Crimes Unit Detective William Costello in Austin, Texas,  to state to you on your  telephone in 2021 that he recommended that you move directly from Austin, Texas, to Salt Lake City, Utah?"