Monday, January 23, 2012

Warning Signs That Some Illegal Intruder is Somehow Entering Your Home Illegally When You are Either Asleep or Away from Your Home

Among the warnings signs that one or more persons may be illegally breaking into your home or illegally entering your locked and fully secured home when you are away from your home or when you are sleeping alone on a bed you own inside your home, are:

---WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING OR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, ARE YOU SURPRISED TO FIND HAIR FOLLICLES ON YOUR BED THAT ARE DARK BLACK IN COLOR, WHEN YOUR OWN HAIR COLOR IS BROWN?

---ARE YOU ALSO SURPRISED TO FIND HAIR FOLLICLES ON YOUR BED THAT ARE VERY THICK IN DENSITY, WHEN YOUR OWN HAIR FOLLICLES ARE THIN IN DENSITY?

----ARE YOU FINDING CURLY HAIR FOLLICES ON YOUR BED WHEN YOU GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING, WHEN YOU ARE VERY SURE THAT YOUR OWN HAIR FOLLICLES ARE DECIDEDLY STRAIGHT.

----DID YOU RECENTLY REPORT TO YOUR MUNICIPAL POLICE DEPARTMENT THAT ON A RECENT NIGHT AS YOU LAY ALONE IN YOUR BED ON THE VERGE OF FALLING ASLEEP, YOU WERE STARTLED TO HEAR A VERY DISTINCT AND RASPY APPARENTLY MALE VOICE FROM UP CLOSE----A VOICE APPARENTLY EMANATING FROM INSIDE YOUR OWN BOLT-LOCKED ONE-BEDROOM APARTMENT UNIT IN AUSTIN, TEXAS, EVEN THOUGH YOU YOURSELF HAD NOT INVITED ANYONE TO VISIT YOU THAT NIGHT, AND THAT VOWED WITH VERY SHOCKING AND INEXPLICABLE RAGE TOWARD YOURSELF: "I'LL (EXACT WORDING) KILL (EXACT WORDING) YOU (EXACT WORDING), C-NT (EXACT QUOTE OF A VERBALIZED OBSCENITY, WITH THE LETTER 'U' BEING THE MISSING LETTER FROM THAT EXACT QUOTE THAT YOU PROMPTLY REPORTED VERBATIM TO YOUR MUNICIPAL POLICE DEPARTMENT IN AUSTIN, TEXAS)!"

---ARE YOU BEING ABRUPTLY AND RUDELY AWAKENED IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR NOCTURNAL SLUMBER ON YOUR BED INSIDE YOUR PRIVATE BEDROOM ON SEVERAL SEPARATE OCCASIONS OVER THE COURSE OF THE VERY SAME NIGHT?

---ARE YOU OFTEN FINDING IT IMPOSSIBLE TO ACHIEVE AT LEAST EIGHT CONSECUTIVE HOURS OF PEACEFUL AND RESTFUL SLEEP WHILE LYING ALONE ON YOUR BED, MUCH LESS THE FULL REM OR DEEP SLEEP THAT YOU NEED FOR ENJOYING THE BEST POSSIBLE MEDICAL AND EMOTIONAL HEALTH FOR YOURSELF.

---ARE YOU FINDING A VERY LARGE DRIED AND FLATTENED CRANBERRY ON YOUR BED IN THE MORNING, EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE VERY SURE THAT YOU DO NOT OWN ANY CRANBERRIES INSIDE YOUR HOME.

---ARE YOU FINDING BLOOD STAINS ON YOUR BED THAT YOU HAD NOT OBSERVED ON THE MOST RECENT PREVIOUS DAY?

---ARE YOU FINDING LARGE PORTIONS OF TOENAILS ON YOUR BED IN THE MORNING THAT YOU FEEL SURE DID NOT COME FROM YOUR OWN BODY?

---ARE YOU FINDING NUMEROUS FINGERPRINT SMUDGES ON WINDOWS OR THE GLASS PANES OF SLIDING GLASS WINDOWS INSIDE YOUR HOME, EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE VERY SURE THAT YOU DID NOT TOUCH THAT WINDOW OR SLIDING WINDOW ON ANY RECENT OCCASION?

---ARE YOU FINDING AND COLLECTING AS CRIMINAL-LAW EVIDENCE FOR YOUR LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENT A LARGE BRIGHT-RED BUTTON, APPARENTLY COMING FROM A SHIRT, THAT YOU DISCOVERED ONE MORNING LYING ON YOUR DOORMAT THAT'S SITUATED OUTDOORS DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF YOUR TOP-FLOOR FLOOR APARTMENT UNIT, WHEN YOU ARE VERY SURE THAT YOU YOURSELF DO NOT OWN ANY SHIRT THAT FEATURES LARGE BRIGHT-RED BUTTONS?

---ARE YOU NOTICIING CUTS OR BRUISES OR GASHES OR WELTS OR SCRAPES OR RASHES OR CUTS ON YOUR BODY WHEN YOU GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING THAT YOU DID NOT OBSERVE ON YOUR BODY ON THE MOST RECENT PREVIOUS DAY.

---ARE YOU FINDING NUMEROUS RED PRICK MARKS AT A VARIETY OF SPOTS ON YOUR BODY THAT YOU ARE VERY SURE YOU YOURSELF DID NOT CAUSE, AND THAT PROMPT YOU TO WONDER WHETHER SOME LAW-BREAKING INTRUDER INTO YOUR HOME ALLEGEDLY MAY HAVE USED A NEEDLE OF SOME TYPE TO ALLEGEDLY INFLICT PHYSICAL ABUSE ON YOU DURING YOUR NOCTURNAL SLUMBER AS YOU LAY IN BED SLEEPING.

---ARE YOU HEARING WHAT APPEARS TO BE THE VOICE OF A HUMAN BEING SITUATED INSIDE YOUR APARTMENT UNIT AS YOU LIE IN BED AT NIGHT ATTEMPTING TO FALL ASLEEP, EVEN THOUGH YOU YOURSELF LIVE ALONE, YOU ARE THE ONLY APPROVED TENANT IN YOUR APARTMENT UNIT, AND NO ONE WAS AUTHORIZED BY YOU TO BE PHYSICALLY PRESENT INSIDE YOUR APARTMENT UNIT AT ANY TIME THAT ENTIRE DAY OR NIGHT.

---ARE YOU FINDING WHAT APPEAR TO BE SEMEN STAINS ON YOUR BEDHSEETS OR ON YOUR BED THAT YOU ARE VERY SURE YOU COULD NOT POSSIBLY HAVE CAUSED OR HAD ANY ROLE IN, SINCE YOU YOURSELF NEVER MASTURBATE ON YOUR BED, YOU YOURSELF ALWAYS WEAR UNDERWEAR DURING YOUR NOCTURNAL SLUMBER, AND YOU YOURSELF ARE A LONGTIME CELIBATE SINGLE ADULT PERSON.

---ARE YOU FINDING ANY MYSTERIOUS PAIRS OF UNDERWEAR IN YOUR BEDROOM THAT ARE FOR A 28-INCH OR 30-INCH WAISTLINE, WHEN YOUR OWN WAISTLINE IS 34 INCHES OR 36 INCHES.

---DID YOUR LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENT ACCEPT FROM YOU FOR SAFE-KEEPING AS CRIMINAL-LAW EVIDENCE AT LEAST TWO PAIRS OF MYSTERIOUS UNDERWEAR YOU DISCOVERED IN YOUR BEDROOM THAT ARE EACH FOR WAISTLINES THAT ARE SIGNIFICANTLY DIFFERENT FROM YOUR OWN WAISTLINE.

---ARE YOU SURPRISED TO NOTE INEXPLICABLE TEARS OR CUTS TO SEVERAL OF YOUR UNDERGARMENTS IN YOUR BEDROOM THAT YOU CANNOT RECALL HAVING YOURSELF CAUSED AT ANY TIME.

---HAS YOUR LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENT ACCEPTED FROM YOU NUMEROUS CRIMINAL-LAW EVIDENCE SPECIMENS THAT YOU HAVE FOUND ON YOUR BED OR ELSEWHERE IN YOUR HOME IN CONNECTION WITH ONE OR MORE CRIMINAL-LAW COMPLAINTS FROM YOURSELF?

---DID YOU RECEIVE A MYSTERIOUS PHONE CALL INSIDE YOUR HOME AT 3:30 A.M. ON A RECENT MORNING IN WHICH THE MYSTERY CALLER STATES TO YOU THAT THAT INDIVIDUAL IS HIMSELF "HORNY," AND THE MYSTERY CALLER, APPARENTLY A COMPLETE STRANGER TO YOU, THEN ADDS THAT HE HAS AN URGENT NEED TO MEET WITH YOU THAT SAME NIGHT FOR THE CITED PURPOSE OF HAVING PHYSICAL OR SEXUAL CONTACT WITH YOU, AND THE CALLER INDICATES THROUGH HIS TONE OF VOICE THAT HE IS VERY DETERMINED TO ACHIEVE THAT CITED GOAL OF HIS, EVEN THOUGH YOU THEN HANG UP YOUR END OF THE PHONE LINE TO YOURSELF PERSONALLY REJECT ANY SUCH SCENARIO FROM EVER OCCURRING.

---ARE YOU NOTICING THAT THE QUANTITIES OF SEVERAL BEVERAGE AND FOOD ITEMS IN YOUR RERIGERATOR ARE MYSTERIOUSLY LOWER THAN YOU THOUGHT THEY HAD BEEN AT THE TIME WHEN YOU MOST RECENTLY HAD LEFT YOUR RESIDENCE?

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