Warning Signs that You May Have Turned Into a Sado-Masochist, Sadist, Masochist, or S&M Type

The following are among the possible warning signs from your own lifestyle-related conduct that can help you to determine whether you yourself have turned into, or are at risk of turning into, a Sadomasochist or Sadist or Mentally Cruel Individual or Masochist or Bully:

---Do you ENJOY telling lies to other human beings?

---In your romantic life as a single person, do you refuse to present or decline to present on your very first date with a mutual-consent romantic-dating partner of yours, or a mutual-consent sex partner of yours, for that matter, fully reliable medical test results for yourself from the most recent six-month period that contain your legal name and birthdate, and that clearly indicate you are both HIV-negative and STD-free.

---Do you define a "courtship period" prior to "marriage" to another human being as "years of meddling in and manipulating that person's life and life circumstances in a secretive and surreptitious manner before that individual says 'yes' to me"?

--Do you regard respect for the privacy rights of others as a "minor issue" or a "non-issue," as you might put it, "since privacy rights are a rather ethereal and esoteric subject in this modern era in which almost no one has full privacy rights."

--Do you believe that you yourself are "ready" to marry another human being even though you have not experienced as many as 1,000 or more total combined hours of in-person and intimate conversational companionship with that individual in a mutually-honest and mutually-agreed-upon "romantic" context for each of you??

--Do you own a business where you permit the consumption of alcohol or tobacco or marijuana or any other illicit drug, or you permit carnal relations between human beigns, to occur anywhere on the premises of that business?

---Do you lie about your age, claiming it to be 10 or 20 years younger than your actual age in fact is, and do you later comment to friends of yours that your age is the ONLY thing you ever lie about?

--Do you laugh or smile delightedly when you observe a character in a Hollywood movie slipping on a banana peel?

---Do you raise your voice or shout when you are speaking in person to another human being?

--Do you frequently pose personal-sounding or "intimate" questions to acquaintances of yours that you know in advance will make them squirm or blush or stammer with embarrassment or humiliation or emotional duress?

--Do other persons comment to you that you "like to go straight for the Achilles Heel in everyone, with yourself preying on any weakness you believe you have identified in another human being"?

---Do you enjoy being told lies by other human beings, which gives you the opportunity to "pretend I am in 'never-never land', a favorite fantasy of mine ever since my childhood"?

---Do you frequently fantasize about a very aggressive and very masculine and handsome as well as youthful man breaking into your private residence and raping you?

---Do you almost never smile at any other human being?

--Do you frequently scowl or glare scornfully or frown at other human beings?

--If you are raising a child or helping to raise a child, do you ever sense that you just spanked a child who did not deserve to have been spanked?

--Do you ever hit or strike or beat a child or youth under age 17 with anger?

--Do other human beings frequently and directly state to you that you are "bitchy" or "abrasive" or "combative" or "hostile" or "a bastard" or "a jerk"?

---Has it ever occurred to you that the mustache or beard that you have chosen to grow on your own body is, in fact, scratching the skin and inflicting dermatological abrasions on the face of your female romantic partner whenever you kiss her?

---If you injure your girlfriend's or wife's skin through repeated and extensive contact with your decidedly abrasive beard or mustache, do you refuse to accompany your girlfriend or wife on a visit to a dermatologist who will examine the medical damage that you yourself inflicted on your wife's dermatological health?

---Do you wear sunglasses in public in order to intimidate and frighten the individuals whom you encounter in public places?

---Is the first person whom you think of sending a Christmas card to during the Holiday Season your "favorite drug dealer," as you habitually refer to that individual whenever you praise the cited "purity and quality" of the illicit marijuana and other illicit drugs that your drug dealer sells you on a year-round basis.

--If you were asked to write a one-sentence essay stating what the term "masculinity" means for you in the context of your own life, would you then write: "Masculinity means having the ability to intimidate, overpower, impregnate, dominate, steal, plunder, and subjugate."

---Do you ever attempt to intimidate or frighten acquaintances or associates of yours by stating to them that you recently met a Mafia don who left his calling card with you, should you ever have a need for his services, you then add.

--Do you joke to friends of yours about your keeping an ongoing and frequently updated "hit list" with the names of cited "enemies of yours" whom you would most like to see being "disposed of" in some manner that, you of course add, would not implicate you yourself as the murderer or kidnapper or complicitor in crime in any such "ideal" scenario for yourself, as you might put it with a sly smile in candid comments you verbalize to friends whom you discreetly contact on your cellular phone.

--Do you or any of your housemates or roommates or romantic partners or acquaintances or associates have bruises or black marks on the face or forehead or arms or neck that were, in fact, caused by spouse abuse or partner abuse or domestic violence within your own household, or by physical abuse of an acquaintance or associate?

---Do you threaten to inflict further injury on your girlfriend if she ever states to anyone that the bruise or black mark or scar on her body that she has recently sustained was, in fact, directly caused by yourself?

--Have you EVER ONCE infected any other human being with ANY sexually transmitted disease or with the HIV virus or AIDS on any occasion in your entire life?

---Do you inflict "hickies" on your dating partner's or romantic partner's face or neck that occurred without your dating partner's or romantic partner's prior consent?

---Do you habitually wear T-shirts in public places that feature an obscene invitation such as "F--k me!" or profanely-stated hostility such as "Scr-w you!"

---Do you regard the hay-filled barn of a farm as "the ideal site for a romantic involvement with a female dating partner of mine."

--Does it secretly thrill you to sense that the outline of a skeleton on the T-shirts you wear in public implies to many of your observers that you are a murderer or potential murderer?

--Do you smile with gleeful delight when you note to yourself that several of the tattoos emblazoned on your neck and arms make a public statement to anyone crossing your path that you are a murderer, rapist, and thief.

--Do many of your comments to your roommates or romantic partners or acquaintances or friends consist of verbalized threats of retaliation against them that begin with the phrase, "If you do that, I'll kill you" or "If you do that, I'll beat the daylights out of you!"

---Do you frequently accuse others of having told a flagrant lie to you, even if you have no factual evidence to indicate that the other person was, in fact, dishonest.

---Do you smile to yourself with satisfaction when you learn that other human beings refer to you using the "B" word, with yourself being characterized profanely by others as either a "Bitch" (profanity) or a "Bastard" (profanity).

---Do you find that you prefer to watch movies that feature bloodshed, and that you are disappointed by movies in which no one gets knifed to death?

---Do you state to someone whom you have just met for the first-time ever on a blind date that "I will be taking you with me to Chicago to live with me, and I will give you a study of your very own inside our apartment unit where you can pursue creative writing projects and freelance writing projects."

--Does anyone ever accuse you of attempting to "bribe" or "blackmail" that individual?

--Do you frequently say "Shut up!" or "I don't want to talk about it" to your dating partner or adult roommate?

--If your roommate tells you that he dislikes and is repulsed and alienated by the sound of piano music, do you respond to that by playing more piano music than you normally would inside the bedroom of your apartment unit?

--Does anyone ever comment to you that you are an "intellectual elitist"?

--Do you subscribe to the view that a law-abiding single adult person who has never been previously addicted to alcohol or any illicit drug or to tobacco on any prior occasion, should somehow be "required" or "expected" to room with or live in the same house with, or to have carnal relations of any type with, ANY person who IS himself or herself a current or former alcoholic, a current or former drug addict, or a former or current tobacco addict.

--When you are rooming with another human being and you receive a phone message for him, do you either decline to jot down that message, tell the caller that you will give your roommate a phone message about the call and then fail to jot down any information for your roommate, or throw the phone message you had taken for your roommate into the trash can, with your own conduct in any of those cases reflecting your own outlook that "my roommate is of a lower socioeconomic status than myself" or "my roommate is from out-of-state, from Texas in particular, a state I dislike, so my roommate and his friends or relatives are obviously insignificant and inconsequential," or "my roommate is someone whom I don't respect" or "my roommate has no need for a social life" or "I don't like my roommate."

--Do you prohibit your wife or husband or girlfriend or boyfriend from having lunch and a friendly conversation with a law-abiding individual whom you yourself distrust or dislike, or whom you have identified as being a "Playboy" or a "Playgirl" or a "seductress" or "temptress" or "a potential seducer of my romantic partner", or possibly as being "low-life" or "a ne'er-do-well"?

--Do you complain to a friend of yours that you find the "good guy" characters in Hollywood movies to be far-fetched and unrealistic, since "no one in real life is that way---every guy I know is closer to being an anti-hero than a hero," you comment.

---Do you find that you begin to fall asleep during portions of a Hollywood movie that highlights a benevolent and gentlemanly male character, and that your interest perks up only after you begin to observe a sinister or evil or ultra-sadistic monster-like character on the movie screen?

--Do you exhibit a contempt toward or defiance of the legal right of another human being to set his own priorities for himself and set his own course in his life?

---Do you habitually state to a "friend" of yours that you believe he should move to a foreign country, where you are completely sure, you say, that the current persecution of him that you agree is occurring inside his current nation of residence and citizenship would suddenly end, with that "ideal country for your friend" that you cite to him by name being either England, Scotland, Ireland, Sweden, Russia, Australia, Germany, Israel, China, Cuba, Costa Rica, Chile, Iceland, Mexico, Brazil, Argentina, The Netherlands, Denmark, Norway, Austria, Italy, Canada, France, or Greece, according to what you tell your friend.

---Do you repeatedly volunteer to a "friend" of yours that you believe he is being "persecuted" in Texas during a multi-year period in which you never once volunteer to your "friend" the actual name of ANY specific human being or any specific religious congregation or denomination or any specific political party or any specific civic group or any specific group of persons who or that allegedly has exhibited ANY antipathy toward that "friend" of yours.

--Do you subscribe to the view each adult person's human identity is primarily sexual in nature?

--Do you habitually refer to any conduct by another human being as a "power trip" or a "power play" on his part?

--Do you ever secretly and surreptitiously videotape yourself and a romantic partner of yours having sex together inside your private bedroom of your residence?

--Do you subscribe to the view that a long-term celibate human being is not, in fact, alive or vital, since he is not having carnal relations during that time period.

--Do you subscribe to the view that a long-term celibate human being should have fewer legal rights, should earn less money through his career pursuits, and should have fewer mutual-consent personal friends than an American Playboy.

--Did you recently comment to a friend or acquaintance of yours that you were very pleased by the birthday present you received from a sex partner of yours in the form of either a harness or whip or handcuffs?

--Do you generally feel more comfortable and happier, in your view, when you are attired in leather?

--Do you tend to assume that 99 percent of all motives exhibited by human beings are either sexual or financial in nature?

----Do you subscribe to the view that platonic love or brotherly love between male adult human beings never occurs?

--Do you subscribe to the view that platonic relationships between men and women are "unnatural," and that if a man and a woman are left alone together in the same room, it would be virtually impossible for that man and woman to be platonically polite toward each other and refrain from physically embracing each other or physically fondling each other for 30 straight minutes.

---Do you subscribe to the view that when a man and a woman interact with each other in a platonic context such as inside a library, each person in his or her own mind is primarily attempting to imagine what the other person would be like as a sex partner, had the two of them "gotten naked together" in some private bedroom?

--If you could, would you like to exercise censorship over everything your adult roommate or adult dating partner says or writes that you either disagree with or don't want to be shared with anyone else.

---When you allow your roommates to vote on whether you and your roommates should pursue a project or activity, do you always maintain that have sole veto authority over any vote outcome you do not like?

---Do you enjoy pulling pranks on others?--

---Have you ever asked a roommate of yours to please water your potted indoor "mystery plant," as you called it, only to later admit to your roommate that it was, in fact, a cannabis or marijuana plant he had been politely watering for you for weeks on end without his having ever realized that it was in fact a marijuana plant.

---Do you enjoy stalking others?

---Do you ever confess to another human being on the telephone that "I led you on, and I admit that I misled you into thinking that I had a sexual romantic interest in you, when in fact I have no sexual romantic interest in you."

---When someone rejects you, do you respond by claiming that "the rejection of myself doesn't count unless they get a court-restraining order against me"?

--When you send a rejection letter to another person, do you habitually take that opportunity to assert in writing that the person you are rejecting is "a threat to my own livelihood" without your providing any legal evidence on behalf of that statement in your rejection letter to that individual?

--Do you frequently compare other human beings to animals or things, such as culinary dishes you either eat with particular zeal or you are repulsed by.

--Does anyone ever accuse you of toying with or tormenting another human being?

--Does anyone ever accuse you of being mentally cruel toward another human being?

--Do you enjoy subjecting another human being to anonymous verbalized communications that he did not request and does not want?

--Do you enjoy verbalizing flagrantly inaccurate and slanderous statements about another human being that are inflicted on that human being against his wishes without his being informed at that time who the source of those slanderous statements about himself were?

--Do you enjoy participating in deliberate and verbalized "character assassination" of another human being, since "anyone who offends me deserves to be subjected to character assassination involving slander and libel, and no attorney in this city would ever help the victim to file a lawsuit against me," you might declare in a gleeful manner.

---Have you knowingly initiated lots of chain-letter writing projects?

---Do you attempt to "share" any contagious or communicable disease you contract with as many other human beings as possible? Do you frequently declare to others that "'Misery loves company' is my favorite wise saying"?

--Do you profess to be amused or entertained by acts of torture that criminals subject other human beings to?

--Was "The Joker" your favorite character from the entire cast of characters in the "Batman" series on television or in the movies?

--If another human being says "no" to having sex with you, do you believe that you should then threaten to kill or punish or thwart anyone else who indicates to you that he would like to date or have sex with that human being?

--If you were asked to sum up your philosophy toward romantic relationships, would that philosophy of yours be, "If I can't have her, then no one else should have her, either!"

--Do you ever joke about yourself being a "Sugar Daddy"?

--Do any of the bumperstickers on the bumper of your motor vehicle boast that you are competing with Casanova for the largest number of ladies you have conquered in the bedroom?

--Do you boast or brag to friends of yours about the large number of children you fathered who were born out of wedlock to numerous ladies?

--Do you find yourself smiling with gleeful delight when you observe that someone else is in pain or is angry?

--Do you compare yourself to a "blank slate" who strives to absorb and fully reflect the values and beliefs and impressions of your most recent romantic partner or sex partner, with yourself pretending to have no values and beliefs of your own during that period.

---Do you permit your boyfriend or husband to decide for you which television shows and which movies you cannot or should not watch?

---If your husband tells you that he does not want you to watch any professional baseball games on television, since those youthful male athletes are too sexually provocative for you, he says, do you automatically honor your husband's request?

--Are you drawn to pathological liars, and admit that you find them entertaining and intriguing as companions?

--Are you or any of your friends or acquaintances members of the Mafia or some other organized crime group?

---Do you refuse to ever call the police about anything, with yourself declaring that "I'll just beat them up myself if anyone tries to break into my motor vehicle and steal anything. I relish every opportunity I get to take the law into my own hands."

--Do you frequently declare to friends and acquaintances of yours that you yourself are "with the Mafia"?

--Have you ever warned a suspected illegal immigrant in your metro area that unless that individual pays you a large sum of money and keeps quiet about it, you will report that illegal immigrant to the FBI?

---Is April Fool's Day a favorite day of the year for you?

---On Valentine's Day, are you primarily intrigued by the historic death of mobsters in Chicago which occurred on that day of the year in the late 1920s?

--Do you confide to a friend of yours that you find Valentine's Day to be very threatening, since it implies that you have to love a woman in order to have sex with her? Do you also confide to that same friend of yours that "Cupid never shoots any arrows into my heart whenever I'm out on a hot date, and the only Roman God I ever notice is Bacchus urging me to celebrate this drunken occasion by getting physical with my date," as you might put it.

---Do you celebrate Valentine's Day by attempting to infect another person with venereal disease, your joke at the time being that after all, herpes is truer than romantic love, since herpes lasts forever.

--Do you frequently drive 10 or more miles above the speed limit, even if there is a passenger in your motor vehicle?

--While driving your motor vehicle on the roadway, do you habitually change lanes without signaling to other motorists?

---Do you habitually and in an obscene manner shoot the bird at any other motorist, regardless of who that might be, who does not yield to you when you are driving?

---Do you condone or support the use of deliberately-inflicted noise pollution or brainwashing or kidnapping or hostage-taking as a means of punishing or restricting or harming or incapacitating someone whose political or religious beliefs or other beliefs and related conduct are incompatible with those of yourself?

--Have you ever attempted to make another human being "go deaf" from continuous and uninterrupted noise pollution that you inflicted on that human being against his wishes?

--When you are asked to comment on other human beings, do you primarily refer to them in terms of body parts, such as breasts or a derriere, that you either like or dislike?

--Do you feel a need to tie up your romantic partner when you are alone together?

--Have you ever pressured your romantic partner into getting tattooed with a message declaring ardent love for yourself or declaring herself or himself to be "property" of yourself or a "slave" of yourself?

--Do you ever boast to anyone that a romantic partner or roommate or housemate of yours is "my slave"?

--Do you ever comment to others that you support legalization of slavery in certain contexts?

--Do you ever confide to anyone that your idea of a "perfect bride" for yourself would be a Japanese woman who is "very submissive toward me at all times"?

--Do you ever state to anyone that you are unwilling to accept orders or instructions or commands from any work supervisor of yours, or from anyone else?

--Do you ever confide to anyone that Marquis de Sade is your all-time favorite novelist and all-time favorite writer?

---Do you indicate that you are "intrigued" or "fascinated" or "amused" or "entertained" when you hear others describe so-called "snuff movies" in which a pre-designated victim against his wishes is videotaped while being held hostage and brutally tortured for many hours or days before he is brutally murdered.

---Are you among those who have declared that a television series about a serial killer, "Dexter," was in your opinion among the finest and most entertaining and most humorous television shows you have ever watched.

---Do you frequently compare life to a game, and other human beings to "toys"?

--Do you pose virtually no personal questions at all to a new acquaintance whom you seek to have a "romantic" or "sexual" relationship with?

---Do you verbalize a death threat to another human being at least once per day, on the average, regardless of whether you claim that the "death threat" was "just a joke" on your part?

---Do you know of any other human being who has sustained at least one permanent medical injury that you deliberately inflicted on that human being through physical violence you either committed or ordered someone else to commit?

---When a woman directly informs you that she has rejected you, do you regard that as a "reminder that I need to be more persistent about contacting her, in order to wear down her resistance to me so that she'll eventually say yes if I ask her out on a date."

---Do you dislike watching movies in which a law-abiding and benevolent hero is triumphant in the end, and the bad guy or villain gets punished.

---In your romantic life as a single man, do you boast that you like to date two different women during the same multi-week time period in order "to play one woman off against the other woman."

---Is Halloween a favorite cultural event for you, with yourself gleefully noting to an acquaintance of yours that "I love to scare the daylights out of naive young persons and their parents, and lots of other people, too, on Halloween!"

---Do acquaintances of yours every Halloween comment to you that "you have no need to wear a scarey mask for Halloween, since you are already frightening enough to everyone!"

---Do you sometimes admit to another human being that you "don't like people"?

---Do you confide to a friend or acquaintance of yours that "even though I myself am a member of a religion that encourages me to confess immoral conduct of mine to a member of the clergy on a weekly basis, I find every week that I never have anything to confess. And if anyone says otherwise, I'll add his name to my enemies list ASAP! It's not like I'm being mean or vindictive with the wise guys who claim I've done anything immoral; the way I see it, they're just getting their just desserts, if you get my drift, and I'm here to help facilitate those JUST DESSERTS for them!"

---Do you frequently use profane or obscene or scatological language when you are asked to describe your romantic life? Do you frequently boast to other men, for instance, that "I've got my girlfriend wrapped around my d--k (obscenity signifying the male organ)"?

---Do you routinely verbalize a detailed oral critique that evaluates and rates the "love-making technique" of your romantic partner or sex partner in comments you make to him or her shortly after you have each had sex with each other?

--Do you frequently state to a roommate or romantic partner of yours that he or she is "a big disappointment to me after my most recent previous roommate" or "a big letdown for me after my most recent previous romantic partner, who rated a 9 on a scale of 1 to 10. I'd still be with her today, in fact, had it not been for the unexpected crisis in her family that forced her to move out of state in order to take care of her elderly mother who's been diagnosed with cancer."

---Do you frequently discuss private facts about, or otherwise gossip about, your roommate or romantic partner in comments you make to coworkers, work supervisors, and acquaintances of yours?--

Do you habitually attempt to "put someone in his place" by assigning him an unflattering or embarrassing nickname----a nickname such as "Lizard" or "Sir Dildo," for instance----that you repeatedly use in directly speaking to him or referring to him in comments you make to others.

---Do you exhibit a defiance of the Freedom of Religion legal and Constitutional rights of any roommate or romantic partner or friend or acquaintance of yours? For instance, do you sometimes warn that individual that "I don't regard your own religious beliefs as valid, and unless you convert to my own religion you will be going to Hell and be eternally punished after you die."

---When someone rejects you, do you then seek guidance from the credo, "If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again?"

---When someone rejects you, do you primarily interpret that as an indication that you are now in a "waiting period" during which time you are presumably free to secretly meddle in their own life and undermine their own quality of life and their own options and freedoms in life, and you are presumably free to secretly attempt to punish them or harm them during that period in which you wait for them to eventually conclude (or so you hope), after many weeks or months or years of suffering and misery that you secretly inflicted on them, that "their feelings have changed in your favor" or that "they changed their mind" about yourself?


---Do you knowingly and repeatedly withhold pertinent factual information you are privy to from someone you refer to during that period as being a "friend" or "roommate" of yours?

----Do you frequently end conversations with other persons by slamming down your end of the phone line in the middle of the conversation?

--Do you habitually state to other human beings that "I have no sympathy for you, since I myself have suffered a lot more in my own life than you have in your life!"

--Do you habitually gaze intently at a variety of male strangers at a public place with a predatory, intimidating look in your own facial expression and demeanor that is identified by others as "cruising"?

--Do you habitually grab or pinch or embrace or kiss or lay a hand on someone, or pounce on someone in a context in which that individual indicates that he or she is significantly repulsed by or significantly offended by that unwanted physical contact from you?

---When you attend an art show in honor of a female artist who's a former art teacher of yours, do you insist on kissing her on her lips at that art show even though you yourself have contracted herpes of the lip and are thereby infecting her with your dreaded disease?

---Do you ever ask someone to have sex with you that you plan to then pay that individual for, even though you sense taht this makes you an "illicit john" or "illicit customer" who is participating in the deplorable crime of prostitution in that manner.

--Do you frequently describe suburban housewives as "very similar to amoeba" in those ladies' level of intellectual development, you say.--

If you are married to a woman in a mutual-consent context, do you never or almost never verbalize words of praise about your wife to other human beings, aside from your possibly declaring at a Rotary Club meeting you attend that "I like to refer to my wife as 'my better half', implying that each of your two bodies had somehow merged and were physiologically inseparable from each other.

---Do you confess in your diary that you are an intellectual elitist, and do you also note in your diary that 99 percent or more of all human beings are intellectually so inferior to yourself that you find it difficult to hold a conversation with them at their own very, very low level.

----Do you frequently state to others that you refuse to have any further involvement with any person who verbalizes to you or anyone else, for that matter, any noteworthy criticism of yourself?

---Do you ever state to anyone that legalization of prostitution in countries such as Germany "is a good idea, since there are lots of German women whose primary talent lies in the bedroom, in my opinion, so this enables them to pursue a career where their talent lies."

---Do you lack empathy toward others, so much so that whenever you attempt to recall an argument or conflict you had with another person, you are incapable of summarizing what that other person's stated point of view had been.

--Do you find that whenever you have an argument or conflict with another person, you are completely sure that you are 100 percent in the right, and the other person is 100 percent in the wrong.

---Do you refer to thank-you cards as "the type of greeting card that I myself would never send to anyone. I don't believe in excessive displays of sentimentality."

---Do you deliberately inflict noise pollution on other human beings in the hope that it might undermine their concentration, disrupt their daily life, and hurt their hearing capacity?

---Do you refuse to acknowledge the legal right of another human being to set his own priorities for himself, and to set his own course in life?

--Are you intolerant toward law-abiding forms of human diversity that you observe in your everyday life?

--Do you regard censorship as something that poses a potential alarming threat to you yourself, but as something that does not concern you at all if it is imposed on a person or civic group or instution whose religious and political and philosophical and personal beliefs you strongly disagree with?

--Do you sometimes comment to others that "at least Mussolini kept the trains on time when he ruled Italy as its Fascist dictator", even though you recall having read that the passenger trains in Italy were often operating behind schedule during Mussolini's period of dictatorship over Italy.

---Are professional boxing matches your favorite "sport" to watch?

---When you watch professional racing car competitions on television, are you primarily watching in the hope that some dramatic and injurious accident will occur that you regard as being intriguing and entertaining?

---When others ask you to comment on what you admired the most about ancient Rome, do you cite as your primary topics of interest and affinity the gladiator "battle-to-the-death" matches in the Coliseum, the sexual orgies of ancient Rome, and the institution of slavery?

---Do you spend money on gambling each week that you know at the time is also money you should have spent toward purchasing a new shirt for a child of yours?

---Do you spend any of your own money toward the purchase of any illicit drug or alcohol during the same week in which you are telling your young son that "we don't have enough money for me to buy a notebook for you this week."

---Do you spank your child if your child offers you a sincere opinion that you strongly disagree with?

--Do you seek to censor and punish and stalk and harass and torture and verbally abuse any person who verbalizes criticism of a "subculture" or "community" (the "gay community", for instance, being an example of a cited "community" or "subculture" in the Austin area) that you yourself have directly chosen as one of your own leading "subcultures" or "communities" of directly-stated strong affinity for yourself in your own life, so much so that you always side with any "gay group" or "gay person" or "gay media company" that has a cited conflict with someone verbalizing criticism of that gay group, gay person, or gay media company.

---Are you yourself addicted to tobacco, alcohol, marijuana, or any other illicit drug?

---Do you yourself ever sell any marijuana or any other illicit drug to another human being?

---Do you take pride in being a member of a secret society or secretive society of any type?

--If you observe someone being physically assaulted by another person in a public place, do you have a policy of never calling your local police department to report that incident?

--If you observe a young woman or female youth apparently being raped by a man or male youth, do you have a policy of not reporting that incident to the local police department because, in your view, "she must have led them on, so she asked for it. She was probably being real coy and sexy with him, which provoked or incited it all.". Do you then add, "As a man, I feel that I owe it to other men to take the side of the man in a situation like that, unless I myself actually heard her saying 'no' to him more than five times in a loud enough voice that I could actually hear with my own ears. That would indicate to me that she really and sincerely meant it when she said 'no' to him he first time. A lot of girls will say 'no' to a guy just to be a tease. I feel that it's only natural for men to be carnivorous predators, and these anti-rape laws all too often cramp the style of us guys! I feel that the law of the jungle works fine in the animal kingdom, and it should work fine for human beings, too! If one animal is able to overpower another, so be it, and it's the same with guys and gals!"

--Do you yourself ever patronize alcoholic bars or nightclubs that specifically cater to persons seeking to either beat and whip, or to be beaten and whipped by, any anonymous sex partner whom they "pick up" from that commercial establishment?

--Do you confess to anyone that all of the human beings whom you have agreed to have sex with are "intellectually inferior to myself, so much so that I dread having a conversation with those air-headed morons after I've had sex with them!"

--Do you choose to pursue a sex life in which the majority or many of your sex partners are anonymous, so much so that you never bother to learn their last name and you come up with excuses to avoid having breakfast with your latest early-morning sex partner, the prospect of your having a breakfast conversation with your one-night-stand sex partner being quite dreadful and repulsive to you.

--Do you regard a "sex orgy" party featuring a wide variety of anonymous fully-nude sex partners as the "ideal type of party for me to attend, since it guarantees me lots of libidinal pleasure without any need for an opening line on my part, and besides, if I get anyone pregnant from that orgy, my understanding is that she could not go to court against me and ask for child-support payments from me, because of the compromising context in which she got pregnant by me.

--Do you comment to acquaintances of yours that when you travel to Europe, you will be focusing your itinerary exclusively on the "red-light districts" of prostitution-hub cities such as Amsterdam and Copenhagen, "since I wouldn't want to bother taking the time to strike up conversations with the ladies of Europe whom I seek to have sex with."

--Do you subscribe to the view that any and all sexual relationships are not meant to last more than a matter of hours or days or weeks or months, a policy of yours that you regard as "lending variety and excitement to my (your own) romantic life."

--Do you frequently compare your own mutual-consent romantic partners to "used cars I try to get rid of through a trade-in whenever I can."

--Do you expect someone who is NOT attracted to you to have carnal relations with you, to "romantically date" or have sex with you, or to live with you as your roommate or housemate?

--Are you alarmed by those who insist on honesty in human relationships, and do you regard honesty as completely unnecessary in modern American society.

--Do you confide to an acquaintance that "these days, it's just a given of life that every single person living with a romantic partner in this city will be habitually telling lies to his or her romantic partner on a daily basis. It's just a given of modern American life here in Austin, Texas."

---Do you frequently boast to others that you are keeping a "black notebook" or "diary" detailing each and every sexual encounter that you are having with explicit physiological details being provided for each of those journal or diary entries.

----Do you frequently boast to others that you have had 500 or more total sex partners in your life thus far, and that you are "hoping to meet my goal of 1,000 sex partners by the end of this year."

---Do you comment to others that you prefer to have unprotected sex in which no condom or contraceptive is used?

--Do you confess to others that you deliberately seek to yourself have sex with persons whom you know in advance to be HIV-positive?

---Do you strongly agree with the homosexual writer Truman Capote's emphatic view that death is the most exciting thing that ever occurs in any person's life?

---When you have sex with another person, do you imagine that individual as your personal servant or slave or paid sexual prostitute or slave-owner or customer of a prostitute throughout the entire sex act?

---When you are chatting in person or on the telephone with a friend or acquaintance or coworker of yours, do you habitually describe a sex partner of yours in terms of the size or shape of his or her sex organ.

---Do you frequently speak of "collecting IOU's" from other human beings in a context that does not refer to their paying you a financial debts per se that they owe you?

---If someone owes you money, do you believe you have the legal right to use that as a means of controlling them, subjugating them, undermining their freedom as human beings, and violating their privacy rights?

---Have you ever attempted to pressure any person into pursuing the crime of "sexual prostitution" as a means of paying back that person's financial debts to others.

---Do you openly boast about having "knocked up" or impregnated a single woman or female youth whom you had carnal relations with?

---Do you ever boast to male friends of yours or drinking buddies of yours that you recently "raped" a woman or female youth, and that she seemed to enjoy having involuntary sex with you so it's unlikely she'll complain to anyone about it.

---Do you subscribe to the view that in your role as a work supervisor, any employee whom you supervise at the workplace is your "underling" or "slave" or "servant"?

---When you drive your motor vehicle, do you regard it as compromising to your masculinity if you yield to another male motorist in any context?

---When you drive your motor vehicle, do you regard that as a perfect opportunity for you to imitate whichever Hollywood actor of today strikes you as being the most charismatically abrasive, combative, aggressive, and hostile toward others in his movie roles? Do you feel yourself to be "very Hollywoodesque" when you eloquently shoot the bird at the motorist in front of you?

--When you reject another person, do you state in writing to that individual that he is strictly forbidden by yourself from ever again verbalizing your own name to any person or entity anywhere in the world, with any circumstance to the contrary being an automatic basis for your filing a lawsuit against or "pusuing legal actions against" the cited rejectee, you declare in writing.

---Do you ever confess to anyone that you seek to "compel" a prospective romantic partner for you to have a sexual romantic relationship with you?

---Do you ever state to anyone that his decision to lawfully reject you and exclude you from his own life and career means that he himself will be subjected to an unfavorable and very miserable "afterlife," as you put it.

---Do you ever state to any person that his rejection of yourself merely implies the need for a "reconciliation" with yourself at some future date, with yourself citing Christian theology as the basis for that expected future meeting and expected future dialogue with that particular rejector of yourself.

---Do you state to any of the non-Christian persons whom you encounter that you are very sure that individual will be going to Hell in his cited "afterlife" --unless he converts to Christianity, you add.

--Do you ever sense that the person or persons whom you most seek to compel to have a "relationship" with you are also persons whom you were never at any time conversationally compatible with on an in-person basis.

--When you are treating a friend or acquaintance of yours to a birthday meal inside a restaurant and your waitress asks you to describe your dining experience that day, you reply with emphasis that "the MEAL was good...," with yourself thereby implying that you had not enjoyed the conversational companionship of the individual you had chosen to treat to a meal that day.

---Do you almost never or never pose any significant personal questions to any of the respective individuals whom you most attempt to pressure into having a "personal relationship" with yourself?

--Do you find that you are more likely to speak like a lecturer to another person, than you are to speak to that individual as if you were a true and personable friend seeking to have a true and mutual-consent and privacy-respectful dialogue with that person.

--Do you ever notice that you almost never laugh or chuckle at any of the jokes or humorous comments verbalized in person by the one individual whom you most seek to "compel to have a relationship with you".

---Do you ever confess that you like being seen in public with a cited glamorous or prominent individual far more than you like actually speaking with that person and actually listening to that person's comments.

--Do you find that your most dramatic response to the "object of your desires" is one of intense jealousy toward any person other than yourself who might actually approach that "object of your desires" and have an intimate conversation with that individual.

--Do you frequently not respond to phone messages from persons whom you agree to regard as being a "personal friend" of yours during that period?

--Do you frequently not write and send any reply to E-mail letters or E-mail notes from a person whom you agree to regard as being a "personal friend" of yours during that period?

--Do you state to other human beings that your willingness to become or remain a mutual-consent personal friend of theirs is strictly contingent on whether they reside in your own metro area or city or town?

---Do you frequently verbalize accusations and allegations against other human beings that you know at the time to be false or unfounded?

--Do you ever state to another human being that while you yourself support Freedom of Religion as a Constitutional and legal right for every American citizen, that support of yours does not apply to an American citizen whose religion you yourself do not regard as being "a true religion" or "a religion" or "valid," you emphasize.

--Do you habitually or frequently write personal letters to other human beings whom you claim to like or admire or adore, in which the pronoun "you" never appears in those letters you write and send to those individuals?

--Do you frequently describe other human beings as being "lazy"?

--During your everyday life, do you frequently or habitually state to another human being that you regard him as being "mentally ill" or "delusional" or "psychotic" or "crazy" or "insane"?

---Do you state to other human beings that you regard "The Chase for Romantic Partners" or "The Chase for Sex Partners" as the primary metaphor for what motivates all adult human beings' conduct.

---Do you state to another human being that any person who is not mired in a year-round, lifelong, "chase for new romantic partners" is himself a loser, and a and a "mere observer of what life is all about, with all of that loser's pleasures in life being solely vicarious in nature.

--Do you describe your own philosophy toward "romantic" relationships by confessing to others that "as soon as I develop a new attraction to someone new, I simply dump my most recent lover or romantic partner and begin dating the new person."

--Do you state or indicate to others that on at least one prior occasion, you have yourself agreed to have anonymous sex with another human being inside a public restroom, such as at a passenger-train station in New York City, New York.

---Do you volunteer to a new acquaintance in Boston, Massachusetts, that you have a PhD in Economics, and your own favorite type of sex is "anonymous sex with other men in public restrooms," you confess.

--Do you deliberately and knowingly withhold words of praise from persons whom you secretly believe to deserve those words of praise from yourself, with yourself possibly sensing that "I would not want to boost his morale, since he's a competitor of mine and this is a dog-eat-dog world. If I say something nice to him, it could backfire against me. He could quote my words of praise to someone else, which might give him a competitive advantage over me."

---Do you frequently or habitually state to other human beings that they are "morons" or "stupid" or "mentally retarded" or "low in IQ" compared to yourself?

--Do you frequently state to other human beings that you are a genius, while they are a walking and talking antonym of the word "genius"?

--Do you frequently or habitually make late-night phone calls to another human being that either wake him up or require him to get out of bed in order to answer the phone?

---Do you frequently emphasize to another human being that you yourself are a person of philosophical and political substance and depth and savvy, while that individual is hopelessly mired in a life of "babbling" and unwitting humor and social ineptness and ignorance and endless faux pas, in your view.

---Do you state emphatically to someone whom you agree to regard as a mutual-consent personal "friend" of yours during that time period that "I am completely sure that NONE of the persons whom you have ever encountered at any prior time during your entire life thus far would want to keep up with you in any way. That is one of the reasons why I'm completely sure, John, that NO ONE is stalking you, and NO ONE is meddling in your own life or restricting your options in life in any way."

---Do you boast to friends of yours and drinking buddies of yours that your wife is "my guaranteed one-night-stand sex partner every night of the year, which saves me lots of cover charges I would have otherwise paid in nightclubs. This, to me, is the best thing about marriage as an institution: it saves me money and time. Plus, I don't have to worry about getting STDs, now that I'm a married man."

---"Do you confess to friends and acquaintances of yours that you have achieved a complete separation between your sex life per se and, on the other hand, your emotional affinities life featuring love from yourself toward another human being? Do you further confess that you only agree to have sex with persons whom you don't love or like all that much, which keeps your emphasis in the bedroom on physiological feats or sexological feats per se? Do you then further confess that all of your love energy and emotionally depth as a human being goes strictly toward platonic relationships in which you shake hands, at most, with your loved ones?"

---Do you knowwingly inflict frequent headaches on the persons whom you associate with in person?

---Do you exhibit a lack of awareness about or a complete obliviousness toward the winces and grimaces involving emotional revulsion and physical or aesthetic revulsion toward yourself that other human beings either reveal or are unable to conceal in your presence?

---When you receive a phone call from another human being, do you arrogantly and presumptuously assume that that person seeks to have a "romantic relationship" or a "sexual relationship" with yourself, or that the person making that phone call to you seeks to room with you or live with you?

---Do you claim that someone "owes" you a "romantic" relationship or "sexual" relationship or roommateship because of some cited "favor" or service that you did or performed for that individual?

--Do you believe that a dating partner of yours has significantly wronged you and is very unfair to you if you treat that individual to a meal inside a restuarant and, after the meal, your dating partner declines to have sex with you?

--Do you habitually treat another person or regard another person as an "outsider" or an "archaic and eccentric throwback to ancient Roman history or Greek history or to Victorian England of the 19th Century," rather than as a 21st Century human being of the present who himself has the capacity to contribute to and be included in the mainstream of contemporary modern society?

---Do you habitually and repeatedly assign another human being the nickname of "Fidel Castro" or "Adolph Hitler" or "Benito Mussolini," even though the individual you assign that unflattering "nickname" to convincingly states to you that he himself is NOT A COMMUNIST AND HE HIMSELF IS NOT A NAZI or FASCIST, NOR IS HE VIOLENT, NOR IS HE LAW-BREAKING, NOR IS HE ANTI-SEMITIC, NOR IS HE HIMSELF GERMAN OR ITALIAN, FOR THAT MATTER, HE REPEATEDLY EMPHASIZES TO YOU.

--Do you delight in making cryptic statements to another human being that you know at the time will be very distracting to that person over a multi-month and multi-year period, and will haunt him in a very disagreeable way throughout a multi-year period in which intense concentration is particularly crucial to that individual's survival, such as if you declare one day to that human being over dinner, "You will HATE me someday!" without your ever elaborating at any time ABOUT WHAT PROMPTED THAT STATEMENT OF YOURS WITH NO CONTEXT TO IT?
For that matter, do you take pride in having volunteered to a human being over the telephone with no context to your unsolicited comment that you made from your residence in a northern state: "I know for a fact that a gay attorney in Houston, Texas, has claimed to represent you without your written permission or direct authorization and has pursued legal actions in Texas relating to yourself that you don't know about," this without yourself elaborating at any time as to how the human being in Texas whom you made that "disclosure" to could himself obtain a court-restraining order against, and also file criminal-law charges and civil-law charges in a court of law against, that outrageously reprehensible, very immoral, unconscionably sadistic, sinister, and very injurious, citedly "gay" attorney and his also-outrageously unethical affiliated law firm allegedly based in Houston, Texas.

---When someone under age 21 asks you to purchase a pack of tobacco cigarettes for that individual, do you ever agree to that, even though you are aware at the time that any such purchase of cigarettes on your part comprises a felony crime in the state of Texas?

---Do you take pride in having "introduced" a variety of youths to alcohol or to tobacco products or to any illicit drug, even though that activity of yours is in flagrant violation of the law and significantly injurious to those youths.

---Do you take pride in being the "devil's advocate" who habitually takes the opposing side to any opinion or belief or statement verbalized to you by another human being whom you refer to as being a "friend" of yours during that period?

---Do you refuse to talk with another human being about life-threatening circumstances of any type that he is being subjected to against his wishes in his own life?

---Do you ever state to another human being that you urge him to go on a spree of "one-night" stands involving frequent anonymous sex with a variety of sex partners?

---Do you ever agree to be a personal friend of someone who confesses to you that he himself deliberately seeks to infect other human beings with either herpes or some other sexually transmitted disease, or with the HIV virus?

--Do you have a history of attempting to deprive another adult American citizen of immediate and full and complete access to reliable news and factual information services?

---Do you refer to yourself as being a "friend" or "romantic partner" of someone during a multi-month time period in which you never once directly verbalize any words of praise to that individual about noteworthy personal attributes of his or norteworthy accomplishments of his?

---Do you habitually neglect to initiate a verbalized greeting of that individual when you happen to cross paths with a friendly acquaintance or friend or relative or coworker of yours or work supervisor of yours?

---Do you call yourself a "personal friend" of someone if over the course of a multi-month or multi-year time period in which your cited "friend" is either unemployed or low-income or poverty-stricken, you offer your "friend" no practical or helpful advice on how he can significantly increase his financial earnings capacity.

---Do you respond to disclosures from a friend or relative or acquaintance of yours about his own poverty by emphasizing to him that he should learn to live more frugally, and that many of the recent immigrants to the USA from Third-World countries set a fine example in the way of frugality.

---Is your most frequently repeated comment to an acquaintance or relative of yours, "You are cute when you're angry"?

---Do you respond by laughing with apparent amusement seconds after a new acaquaintance of yours politely informs you that he was himself shocked by the "Boston Globe" news account about a recent fatal passenger-train wreck in Vermont.

--Do you explain to other human beings that after the death of your mother in Germany from cancer, you have responded to all subsequent news about tragedies by yourself laughing and appearing amused by it all.

---When someone invites you to meet them for lunch or breakfast or tea and conversation, do you habitually respond to that friendly invitation by replying with either "Toward what end?" or "For what purpose, John?"

---Do you frequently accuse other human beings of "trying to pick my brain" and "trying to use me as a sounding board for your own ideas"?

---Does anyone ever accuse you of being guilty of intergenerational exploitation of someone significantly younger in age than yourself?

---Does anyone ever accuse you of being guilty of intergenerational exploitation of someone significantly older in age than yourself?

--If you yourself are an alcoholic single adult person, do you subscribe to the view that it should somehow be legal or "fair" for a non-alcoholic person to be required or expected to room with you or live with you?

--If you yourself are a single adult chain smoker or smoker, do you subcribe to the view that a permanent and lifelong non-smoker should somehow be required or expected to room with you or live with you?

--Do you repeatedly assure a prospective roommate for yourself that you definitely do not consume any marijuana or any other illicit drug, only to then, a matter of hours after that same individual has moved in with you, ask him if he would like to celebrate rooming with you by smoking a joint with you?

---Have you ever subjected another human being without his prior knowledge or consent to involuntary and unwitting ingestion of an illicit drug such as marijuana? Did you, for instance, offer an acquaintance of yours a "homemade brownie treat" without warning that acquaintance of yours in Minneapolis, Minnesota, that the "homemade brownie" in question is, in fact, laced with hidden marijuana --- marijuana, as you well know, that had been combined with and concealed in the batter prior to the brownies being baked in an oven.

--When you are rooming with another human being, do you habitually and over a multi-month period late at night invite a string of inebriated strangers into your apartment unit for overnight stays with you that feature a first-name-only introduction to your roommate, such as over a bowl of cereal in the dining room of your apartment?

---Do you repeatedly and directly threaten to divorce your mutual-consent spouse during a period in which you are neither consulting a marriage counselor nor consulting an attorney about whether you should, in fact, divorce the spouse of yours in question.

---Do you ever accuse another adult male human being of being "pederastic" or "a child molester" or "a pedophile," even though you cannot recall having heard about or directly observed any occasion in which the adult male human being in question ever once laid a hand on any child or minor with impropriety or incivility, or ever once consumed alcohol or appeared to be inebriated or intoxicated in the presence of any child, or ever once consumed any illicit drug or drug in the presence of any minor.

--Do you know the name of the individual or group of individuals who are allegedly harassing or stalking an acquaintance or friend relative of yours, but you fail to directly share that factual information with your acquaintance or friend or relative?

--Do you enjoy studying the facial expresssions of persons who are grimacing or wincing with pain or on the brink of tears or crying?

--Do you subscribe to the view that you cannot and should not trust any person other than yourself, since "whenever I have goals or moral or religious values or needs that differ significantly from those of the other person, that individual is not trustworthy"?

---Do new acquaintances of yours frequently ask you to please reasure them that you are not, in fact, a serial killer?

---Do you frequently ask new acquaintances of yours to prove to you that they are NOT a serial killer, especially since they appear to fit the profile of what a serial killer is like, you emphatically declare.--

When a prospective roommate or prospective business associate asks you if you have "any skeletons in your closet," do you characteristically reply that "I've stopped counting, at this point, since I don't know what comes after 1 trillion. I guess it would be 1 trillion and one, but I never find the time to consult an almanac on that."

---Do you interpret a formal rejection letter you received in the mail from another human being as "proof that they are interested in me and seeking to have a 'relationship' with me, since otherwise they would not have bothered to write and send me a letter"?

--When someone rejects you with particular anger and rage toward you on their part, do you interpret that as "proof that they have lots of passion toward me, so all I have to do is manipulate them into channeling that passion of theirs into romantic passion toward me. It's obvious they have a passionate love-hate relationship with me, and all I have to do is tap the 'love' part of that duality."

---When someone rejects you and you regard that person as being of a "lower socioeconomic status" or "lower intellect" than your own, do you cite that perception of yours as being a reason for simply ignoring and defying the rejection of yourself by that individual whom you have perhaps labeled as a "lesser person" or "underling" or "knave" or "peon" or "thing"?

---Do you habitually reject other human beings from your personal life or career based on your perception that they themselves are "not as intelligent as I am" or "not as knowledgeable about literature and erudite as I am" or "not as sophisticated as I am"?

---Do you tend to favor "long-distance relationships," as you would see them, in which the object of your cited "affection" or "adoration" lives hundreds or thousands of miles from yourself and your total number of mutual-consent meetings with that cited "loved one" are either NONE or fewer than two in the last 12-month period.

---Do you confess to others that you "love to shock people," so much so that you have cultivated an interest in punk rock music partly out of your intense desire to shock and offend as many people as possible through your own hairstyle, attire, verbalized tirades, and demeanor?

---Do you habitually respond to requests for factual information from others by replying, "I'll offer you this clue, and let you figure it out on your own..."

--Do you habitually state to another human being that "you are perceived by many people as being eccentric," with yourself then implying that the cited eccentricity in that human being can somehow serve as a legal justification for denying that human being of his full range of privacy rights and other legal rights, his employment-law rights and career-related opportunities, and also denying that individual the opportunity to develop a full and strictly-mutual-consent personal life and social life?"

---Do you admit to a friend of yours that he has been subjected to "pervasive and frequent manipulations of your (that friend's) life circumstances by others" without ever once stating to that friend of yours the legal name of any of those cited manipulators or tormentors?

--Do you decline to share with a mutual-consent personal friend of yours citing legal issues in his own life, factual information you are privy to about the name of a very honorable and first-rate attorney who are a friendly acquaintance of who might be willing to file a lawsuit on behalf of your friend in a court of law at a reasonable rate?

---Do you subscribe to the view that any law-abiding and civil adult human being who guides himself in his own personal life and life partly based on "prejudices" of his and "antipathies" of his, should somehow himself be denied the legal right to obtain fully remunerative and gainful employment with an employer that is compatible with himself, or should somehow himself be denied the legal right to associate in his own personal life and religious life with other human beings whose own beliefs and values are compatible with his own?

---Do you subscribe to the view that a law-abiding adult human being who values voice modulation and vocal intonation should himself be denied the right to associate with other adult human beings exhibiting fine voice modulation and vocal intonation?

--Do you subscribe to the view that any law-abiding human being should be deprived of privacy rights in regard to any of his antipathies or prejudices that he might ever reflect in his internal thought process per se or in his nocturnal dreams per se or in the contents of his diary-writing or personal letters or personal journals that he writes inside his private residence?

--Are you among those human beings who believe that adult individuals who have no prior history of illicit-drug-addiction or alcohol-addiction should be expected to room with, or should be required to room with, adult individuals who themselves have a history of illicit-drug-addiction or alcohol-addiction.

--Do you ever sexually penetrate any human being during a period in which that individual is sleeping in bed?

---Do you sometimes joke that you prefer to "date" or have carnal relations with sheep rather than human beings, since "sheep offer me a guaranteed 'yes' and I don't have to bother with small talk"?

--Do you ever participate in bestiality, and if so, do you later verbalize a comparison beween the "bedroom performance" of the animal you had sex with and one or more of your previous or current human sex partners?

--When you are standing on a public sidewalk and witness a motor vehicle accident, do you then walk up to one of the victims from that accident and clap your hands gleefully while shouting, "Good show! That was very entertaining!"

--When a female dating parner rejects you, do you have a tradition of marking the occasion by scrawling a scathingly profane and libelous statement about her on the wall or divider or toilet-paper dispenser inside a toilet stall of a public men's restroom?

---Have you ever sexually penetrated any human being without that individual's consent during a period in which that person was sleeping?

---Have you ever attempted to threaten another person by emphatically stating to him or her, "If you don't do this for me or if you don't do as I say, I will punish you by...."

---Have you repeatedly verbalized insults to another human being that you knew at the time would be hurtful and traumatic to that individual? Have you ever told another human being that he is the "most boring person I have ever met," for instance?

---Have you ever stated to anyone that you "expect" him or her to move to a cited city or state or nation, regardless of whether that city or state or nation is your own city or state or nation of residence or citizenship.

---Have you ever knowingly watched someone suffer emotionally and suffer financially as well for a prolonged period of time when you were aware that you could have done something to tangibly help that individual?

---Do you repeatedly make statements and pursue conduct calling attention to the cited "weakness" or "vulnerability" or "foible" or "shortcoming" of another human being?

---Do you regard living with another human being as "a power struggle to determine who rules the entire household."

--Do you subscribe to the view that anyone who in a law-abiding manner verbalizes critical awarenesses forfeits the legal and Constitutional right to develop mutual-consent personal friendships and to pursue a fully remunerative career for himself?

--Do you subscribe to the view that if you were somehow privy to information about the "private thoughts" of another human being, your complete ignorance about the "private thoughts" of all other human beings should have no bearing upon your personal evaluation of the former individual?

--Do you withhold praise from another human being because "this would only pander to his big ego"?

---Do other human beings frequently accuse you of being slyly or decitfully "manipulative" in your conduct toward others?

---Do you subscribe to the view that if you don't like someone else's "thought process," you are somehow permitted or somehow authorized to "attempt to censor or change his thought process"?

---Do you ever state to a friend or acquaintance or relative of yours that "I don't care whether you are law-abiding"?

---Do you ever jaywalk across the street at a point many yards from a stopsign and during periods in which there is lots of motor-vehicle traffic on that thoroughfare?

---Do you frequently pressure an adult friend or acquaintance or relative of yours to eat more food or consume more alcohol than he or she wants to eat or drink?

---Do you frequently refer to another human being as a "hopeless case"?

---Do you resent the handicapped-only parking spaces, since you regard them as an inconvenience that undermines your ability to walk the shortest possible distance from your parked motor vehicle to a commercial building that you seek to enter.

---When you are behind the wheel as a motorist, do you honk at other motorists even when there is no apparent justification for your honking at them?

---When you are behind the wheel, do you put your foot on the accelerator in order to increase your motor vehicle's speed immediately after you have observed a motor vehicle attempting to enter your lane several yards in front of you?

--When you are behind the wheel as a motorist, do you insist on all the windows of your own motor vehicle being tinted so heavily that other motorists cannot even see your face or facial expression, or where you are directing your gaze, when you are behind the wheel?

---When you park your very long pick-up truck in a parking lot, does it give you secret pleasure to sense that motorists parked in spaces on either side of your own vehicle are at increased risk of having an accident because their side vision is so thoroughly impaired when they attempt to drive away from that parking lot?

--Do you identify with Scrooge throughout the entire Holiday Season? Do you prefer Scrooge over Santa Claus?

---Do you place lumps of coal or other unpleasant items in the stocking of any relative of yours on Christmas Eve or on Christmas morning?

---Are you philosophically opposed to your giving full two-weeks' prior notice to an employer of yours after you submit your resignation to that employer? Do you emphasize to others that "since this employer has been cruel to me and has treated me badly, I don't feel I owe it that courtesy. When I resign from this job, I want to show my contempt for this employer, and not giving two weeks' prior notice is my way of doing that."

---When you rent a hotel room, do you delight in "trashing my room," since you subscribe to the view that as a hotel guest you are "free to party all night and live like a pig inside my hotel room"?

---Do you subscribe to the view that a single legal-status-adult human being in the United States should ever be denied the legal right to be directly approached by or directly contacted by another legal-status-adult adult human being who would like to have a strictly-mutual-consent romantic date with the former individual?

---Do you subscribe to the view that since you yourself oppose premarital or nonmarital sex, your own view should be imposed on all other human beings as the "law of the land"?

---Do you emphasize to others that you regard yourself as being a "loner," and that you are not accountable to any other human being in any context, according to yourself.

---When you lie in bed at night, do you attempt to fall asleep at night by counting each of the lies you have told to other human beings in the most recent 24-hour or seven-day period?

---Has any psychologist or psychotherapist ever refused to provide you with counseling services after stating to you that he regards you as being a "pathological liar"?

---Do you regard empathy as "something that women are into, but that is not natural in a man"?

---When you are behind the wheel of a motor vehicle, do you habitually tailgate other motorists and then smirk as you delight in watching the motorist in front of you squirming in his seat with shocked dismay?

---Do you habitually refuse to yourself remove the lint from the catchbin of any dryer that you have just used inside a public laundrymat?

---Do you habitually respond to other person's cited concerns and cited needs by saying, "That's your problem, not mine."

---Do you leave your child sitting alone or your pet dog alone inside your unattended and parked motor vehicle on a hot summer day?

---Do you complain about other persons "stalking you" or "spying on you," but expect complete acquiescence from any person whom you yourself are guilty of spying on or stalking?

---Do you habitually refer to another human being as an "enemy" of yours?

---Do you refuse to yourself be medically tested for the HIV virus or for herpes because you sense that if you do so, you'd be more legally blameworthy in a court of law if you were to someday be accused by a plaintiff in a courtroom of having infected that individual with the HIV virus or herpes?

---Do you refuse to even consider purchasing Halloween treats to give out to costumed children in your neighborhood on Halloween night when they ring the doorbell to your front door?

----In your everyday fantasies, do you frequently hope that a cited competitor or rival of yours will perish in a plane crash or automobile accident?

---Do you subscribe to the view that natives of the United States are superior to natives of all other nations?

---Do you subscribe to the view that immigrants to the United States are individuals whom you can treat with less respect and less friendliness than natives of the United States?

---Do you subscribe to the view that persons who share your own ethnic or racial identity are superior to persons who don't share your own ethnic or racial identity?

---Do you ever fail to flush the toilet after you have defecated or urinated in the bathroom of the private residence you are sharing with other human beings?

---Do you believe that you should only smile at prospective or current romantic partners or sex partners for yourself, and that any other smile of yours would be a "wasted smile," in your opinion.

----Do you believe that you should only smile at persons who can advance your own career prospects, and that a smile toward anyone else would be a "wasted smile," in your opinion.

---Do you regard a mirror or wall inside a public building or mass-transportation vehicle as "a perfect opportunity for graffiti," in your opinion?

---When you directly refer to one or more American mothers, is your comment primarily in the form of profanity, such as if you mutter or shout "Motherf--ker!"

---Do you keep a list of each of the individuals whom you believe you have most successfully victimized through pranks you committed?

---Do you believe that the Bill of Rights of the U.S. Constitution does not apply to anyone whom you regard as being an "enemy" of yours?

---Do you believe that any person who criticizes American society or Texan society is guilty of treason and should be banished to Russia or Cuba?

---Do you very curtly say "no" to any and all members of the opposite sex who ask you out on a date, and do you offer those very abrupt rejections because you are going through a period in which you hate all men, with yourself feeling a need to punish any and all gentleman who express personal interest in you?

--Do you routinely attribute any abrasiveness or irritability or rudeness by a woman to a "period" that she is having?

---When you are behind the wheel as a motorist, do you habitually tailgate behind pretty blonde-haired female motorists in their 20s or 30s, with yourself secretly hoping that you might gently nudge her vehicle by rear-ending her vehicle in a gentlemanly manner that does not injure her in any way and primarily results in what you hope to be a mutually-delighted and good-humored exchange of insurance card information that provides you with her name and home address, with yourself being oblivous throughout that romantic fantasy of yours to the high probability that any such deliberately-inflicted "accident" that you caused would, in fact, medically injure the young lady whom you seek to seduce, and possibly even cripple her for life or fatally injure the very same blonde whom you are secretly adorring while staring at what you may regard as a seductive rear end to her motor vehicle that was specially purchased by herself and specially manufactured by an automobile corporation with the primary intent of seducing yourself.

---Do you have a personal tradition of never tipping your hairstylist or barber, with yourself noting that "many people don't tip their hairstylist or barber, so this is a good opportunity for me to save money by following their lead on that."

---When you are driving a motor vehicle on the roadway, is your facial expression toward other motorists and toward pedestrians and bicyclists and motorcyclists often hostile and accusatory and filled with rage toward them?

---Do you believe that any law-abiding male adult person who smiles warmly at a wide variety of masculine and facially-cleanshaven and youthful adult gentlemen, and who exhibits emotional depth of affinity toward a wide variety of masculine and facially-cleanshaven and youthful adult gentlemen, is someone who should himself be required by the government to undergo a sex-change operation, regardless of whether he himself would ever agree to any such government-ordered castration of himself.

---Do you believe that any law-abiding male adult person who is himself aesthetically and personally repulsed by male adult effeminacy should himself be punished and verbally abused by others in response to that Freedom of Speech-protected and lawfully-conveyed personal aversion on his part?

---Do you ever confess to another human being that you hope to die of unnatural causes, with yourself repatedly citing your "favorite" scenario of your being killed by a fatal accident you sustain while driving a motorcycle?

---Do you ever confess to another human being that you so dread the idea of ever being age 30 or older that you hope you will die young?

--Do you hope to develop a "romantic" relationship or "sexual" relationship or "romantic love relationship" with someone who never directly states to you that that individual finds you attractive?

--Do you ever confess to a human being that you feel "very possessive" toward your current live-in sex partner or your current live-in romantic partner?

---Do you admire someone quite a bit, but never volunteer to that individual that you would welcome the opportunity to serve as a favorable character reference for him or as a favorable professional reference for him or as a favorable personal reference for him?

---Do you ever host a party at which you permit any guest to consume any quantity of marijuana or any other illicit drug?

---When you host a party, do you insist on repeatedly refilling the glasses of guests of yours to whom you are serving champagne, without your inquiring about who the designated "sober" driver will be for each of those guests?

---Have you ever hosted a New Year's Eve party that you had described to an invited guest in advance as a social event at which lots of attractive college student guests would be attending-----only to then, on New Year's Eve, abruptly inform the only person who showed up at your party that "none of the other invited guests were able to attend, as it turned out."

---When you become inebriated, do you habitually begin to grab the neck of your housemate, giving him the impression that you are possibly attempting to strangle him?

---If you are a widower, did your wife die very abruptly and of mysterious causes, such as in the middle of her taking a bath?

---Do you ever warn a current housemate or roommate or "romantic" partner or "sex" partner of yours that if he or she rejects you, such as by moving out of your home or apartment, you will commit suicide?

---Do you ever experience "road rage" when you are driving a motor vehicle, so much so that you would like to physically attack a motorist who had offended you or angered you?

---Are all of your own favorite love-story movies the ones that end with the murder of, fatal injury to, or suicide of one of the featured lovers?

---Do you take pride in being the "strong but silent type"?

---Are you never aware of it when another human being is physically repulsed by you or personally repulsed or offended or alienated by you?

---Do you frequently refer to your dating life in terms of "my decision to share my body with her, and I feel that she is very lucky to serve as the receptacle to my instrument of desire in the bedroom. There are a lot of young ladies out there who don't get that type of special opportunity."

---Do you habitually awaken your romantic partner from her slumber and then demand that she have sex with you in bed right at that moment?

---Do you hope to romantically date and live with whichever prospective dating partner for you has offended or alienated your mutual-consent personal friends or relatives the most frequently?

---Do you frequently state to another human being that "you are paranoid" or "you are very paranoid" or "you are too paranoid"?

---Do you claim to be a personal friend of someone whom you never call or write to or get together with in a leisuretime context for you during the Holiday Season?

---Do you call yourself a "friend" of someone whom you prohibit from making any phone calls to your home?

---Do you attempt to intimidate or frighten or bully or badger or subjugate a "romantic partner" or "dating partner" or friend or roommate during a period in which you complain to her that she is "too under-confident" or "too tentative" or "too apologetic"?

--Do you yourself identify with Machiavelli's famous credo that "It is better to be feared than to be loved"? Does it thrill you to name at least 10 former or current of yours at present who appear to be terrified of you?

---Do you refer to yourself as being "so brilliant that all the men I've dated are terrified by my brilliance."

--If you plan to visit Sicily someday, would your planned itinerary include a guided tour of each of the "most popular hangout spots" of Mafia thugs in Sicily, "since I cannot imagine a more intriguing tourist attraction on the island of Sicily than those Mafia hangout spots," as you confess to male friends of yours.

--In your quest for a "social life" or "romantic life," do you regard it as completely inconsequential and beside the point that the very first glance at yourself by an individual whom you seek to compel to have a "relationship" with you of that cited type was one of very obvious physical and aesthetic and emotional revulsion toward yourself?

---Have you ever confessed to a human being that you yourself enjoy participating in fist-fornication ("fisting" or "fist-f--king," as you put it) involving the insertion of a homosexual male adult person's fist into the anus of that homosexual male adult person's sex partner?

--Have you yourself ever confessed to anyone on your own volition that you yourself recommend fist-fornication (a term you yourself did not use, with yourself choosing to instead resort to profane language in referring to 'fist-f--king') as a citedly "enjoyable" lifestyle practice of yours?

--Do you habitually invite anyone to spend the night in your private residence without yourself then routinely offering to treat that overnight guest of yours to a free breakfast the next morning?

---Have you yourself ever written and mailed to another human being a signed personal rejection letter in which, in addition to forbidding the rejectee from ever again writing to or making phone calls to yourself, you presumed to have the legal right to "order" the recipient of your rejection letter to never contact "anyone connected with me (the rejector)" at any time---this without your specifying which persons are, in fact, "connected" with yourself, and without your specifying why it would somehow pose a concern to you if the recipient of your rejection letter were to write to ANOTHER faculty member or an administrator at the same university that employs yourself, regardless of whether that faculty member or administrator has a current acquaintanceship or current "relationship" with you of any type.

---Have you ever stated to a cited "friend" of yours that "you are not that important," implying that you regard your cited "friend" as not being among the Very Important Persons of this world, and that he himself is among the NOT Very Important Persons of this world in your stated view as a self-described "friend" to this individual.

---Have you ever stated to a cited "friend" of yours that he is a "low-priority" friend of yours, and that this explains why you have chosen not to return any of his phone calls, and that your own policy in regard to your "friends" is to only return phone messages from "high-priority friends" or "medium-priority friends" of yours, you state.

---Have you ever stated to a cited friend or acquaintance of yours that "it seems to me that you lack an immunity system that might help you to deflect criticism of yourself by others. Any adult human being should be able to endure lots of criticism by others. With you, however, it seems that everyone you encounter causes you to suffer quite a bit, since you take everyone so seriously and nearly everyone hurts your feelings."

---Have you ever stated to any adult human being that you expect him to move to the city of San Francisco, California, even though you were aware at the time that he himself has NO desire to EVER reside in or "move to" San Francisco, California?

----Have you ever volunteered to a prospective roommate for yourself who had been "matched" to you by a roommate-referral service that if he moved in with you as your roommate, he would, as an additional cited "benefit" from living with you, have the opportunity to sit in the living room of your West Austin apartment unit and "watch" you having anonymous sex with complete strangers you had picked up from bars and nightclubs and brought home to your apartment unit?

---If you carry a concealed handgun on your body at all times, are you planning to someday cite the "I killed him in self-defense" legal strategy in a court of law, should you ever at any future date be charged with the crime of homicide?

---When you drive a motor vehicle, do you enjoy noting that the cloud of smoke generated by the exhaust pipe of your automobile is so thick that motorists behind you suffer from impaired visiblity?

---Do you regard it as "proof" that you are socially successful when you have an outing with another human being who makes virtually no comment throughout your entire dining-out experience in a restaurant or cafe? Do you regard your dining companion's silence toward you as "a sign of their complete agreement with me, accompanied by their willingness to do anything I tell them do do?"

---When someone sitting across from you inside a restaurant glances away from you and gazes at other customers inside that restaurant with a smile of delight on that individual's face, do you regard this as "proof that she is having a good time with me, since her obvious love for me inspires her to smile at all of humanity---even those cleancut handsome young men she gazed at tonight who appear to be 30 years younger than me and who probably aren't geniuses, as I regard myself as being."

----If a single woman you are sitting across from inside a restuarant ever at any time directs her gaze at other male customers who elicit a delighted smile from her, do you immediately accuse of her of "infidelity" or of being "a slut"?

---Has anyone ever accused you of being "vindictive" or "the vindictive type"?

--Does anyone ever comment to you that you remind them of the old saying, "There is no fury like a woman scorned"?

---Do you boast to acquaintances and friends of yours that when you drive coworkers of yours to lunch in your own motor vehicle during lunch break, you habitually exceed the speed limit by 10 to 20 miles per hour.

---Do you look upon your friends and acquaintances as being similar to entries in ledger books, with yourself each week attempting to determine whether the number of unflattering traits you had observed in a cited individual were greater than the number of commendable traits you had observed in that individual?

---Do you subscribe to the view that an adult human being's life should primarily consist of a series of "negative reinforcement" experiences that a law-abiding and honest and tobacco-free, alcohol-free human being should be subjected to against his wishes?

---Do you subscribe to the view that any adult person who confesses to you that he does not consume marijuana or tobacco products or alcohol should be treated like a societal pariah throughout your entire metro area?

--Do you regard it as abnormal and "queer," even, when an adult Austin resident states to you on the telephone that he himself does not consume any alcohol, with yourself immediately replying on the telephone, "I just assume that EVERYONE in Austin drinks alcohol!"

---Do you ever state to a mutual-consent personal friend of yours that you are not sure whether he is lovable or not, and that your only knowledge in that regard is that he is likeable, you state.

---Do you ever state to a "relative" or "acquaintance" of yours that you regard him as being "potentially likeable," with yourself adding that "your goal should be to make the transition from being a dislikeable eccentric into becoming a likeable eccentric."

--Have you written a "personal" letter to a cited single adult "friend" of yours and stated to that "friend" of yours that unless he or she agrees to undergo many years of "psychiatric treatment" and psychiatric counseling, he will never have any hope of ever developing a mutual-consent sexual romantic relationship with anyone.

--If another human being tells you that he or she likes a cited friend or acquaintance or relative of yours quite a bit, do you refuse to share that information with the latter individual, "since I wouldn't want it to get to his head," as you may have put it at the time.

---Do you ever sense that your conduct has the effect of REDUCING the number of options and opportunities and freedoms in the respective lives of the persons whom you agree to associate with and befriend in your personal life?

--Do you support "compelled relationships" or "arranged marrriages," in which case you apparently disagree with the official position of the U.S. Government that arranged marriages are not only illegal in this country but also in flagrant violation of the human rights of the individual being subjected to pressure of that type to permit someone else to "dictate" to him who his or her "marriage partner" should be.

---Do you refuse to support the human rights of any adult person who is not a dues-paying and official member of your own political party or religious group?

---If a friend or acquaintance of yours tells you that he particularly enjoys helping and befriending children, do you immediately reply by commenting, "Gee, I had no idea you were a pederast" or "This indicates to me that you're a pedophile. So how many children have you molested?"

--Do you take pride in announcing to acquaintances of yours that "talking with you in person is giving me a headache," and do you later sometimes choose to declare to acquaintances of yours that "during our most recent get-together, talking with you did not give me a headache" as your primary evaluation of the outing you had just had with the cited individual.

---Do you find that anyone who rooms with you comments that he is consuming twice as many aspirin tablets per week for headaches he contracts as he did before he began rooming with you?

--Do you sense that your roommate or housemate is getting significantly fewer hours of sleep at night than before that individual began rooming with you or sharing a house with you?

---Do you habitually and repeatedly state to a cited "relative" of yours complaining about circumstances in his own life that "you are obnoxious!" without any elaboration on your part at any time.

---Do you state to a cited "friend" or "acquaintance" or "relative" of yours that his distinct impression that he has a need for a private attorney to help him file a lawsuit in a court of law in Texas is "foolhardy, since no attorney can help you----everything you've complained about is completely beyond what the legal system can ever address. Besides, attorneys just take your money and never do anything for you. You might at some point find an attorney who is willing to file a lawsuit for you, but that lawsuit on your behalf would completely fail and you would end having to pay your attorney thousands of dollars in legal expenses! You'd be bankrupted by it all!"

---Do you accuse someone of "being evil" in a context in which you maintain that his consultation of a private attorney in Austin, Texas, about alleged violations of his own privacy-rights in Austin, Texas, indicates that he himself might file a lawsuit in a court of law in Austin, Texas, at some future date that might somehow pose a threat to you yourself, and on that basis you would then regard the cited plaintiff in a court of law as being "an evil person," you allege.

---Do you refer to a former acquaintance of yours as allegedly being "paranoid" or "very paranoid," as you put it, because, as you also stated to your State Government of Texas state agency's Human Resources officer at the time, the cited individual you are complaining to your state agency had himself allegedly consulted a private attorney member of the State Bar of Texas about alleged violations of his own privacy rights in Austin, Texas.

---Have you ever confided to another human being that you seek to completely replace the wardrobe and style of attire that your most recent girlfriend chose for herself, since her taste in fashion is not compatible with contemporary American fashion styles, you indicate.

---Do you support attempts by any cited "subculture" or any cited "religious group" or "atheist group" in your city of residence to subject a law-abiding gentleman against his wishes to near-complete isolation in his personal life and social life-----"because his own views and beliefs and opinions are so offensive to that subculture or group that's been allowed to meddle in and interfere in his own life circumstances for many years," as you may have put it.

---Do you ever state to an individual seeking factual information from you that "Ignorance can be bliss!"

---Do you ever gesture with your fingers or the palm of your friend to indicate to another human being that you seek to "banish to oblivion" any thought or opinion or belief of his that you yourself disagree with.

---Do you subscribe to the view that since your own cited "intelligence quotient" and "socioeconomic status" exceed that of a cited individual, in your opinion, this implies that you should have the authority to censor or banish to oblivion any point of view of the individual whom you regard as being "intellectually inferior to myself" or "socioeconomically inferior to myself," in your view.

--Do you subscribe to the view that your decision to maintain an UNLISTED residential phone number in Houston, Texas, should have no bearing on whether others regard you as being unfriendly or misanthropic or arrogant or aloof and possibly exhibiting mental cruelty toward a wide variety of human beings?--

Have you ever approached another human being at a graduate-student party and introduced yourself by stating that from your vantage point as a citizen of The United Kingdom, "You are much more astute in your writing than you are in person."

---Have you ever failed to acknowledge the legal and human right of another human being to exclusively limit his dating-partner search and romantic-partner search to individuals his age or younger.

---Have you ever volunteered on your own volition to an Austin-area resident from your ministerial study inside your church in Austin that "a psychologist friend of mine here in Austin says that he regards you as being a narcissist, but I myself am not altogether sure that I agree with my psychologist friend's evaluation of you that way."

---Do you habitually reply to a friend or acquaintance's opinion by stating, "I disagree" or "that's not necessarily true"?

---Do you know of any friend or acquaintance or relative of yours who has recently accused you of violating his or her own privacy rights?

--Do you ever sense that nearly all of the noteworthy persons of world history whom you yourelf most admire were, in fact, dictators?

---Do you believe that the trash you generate belongs either on the ground or on the roadway, and that placing trash in a trash can or recycling bin is unacceptable to you.

---Do you subscribe to the view that a handsome or beautiful or physically attractive and youthful adult human being should himself or herself be required to room with or "romantically date" someone whom the former individual is physically repulsed by.

---Do you take pride in having chosen a "new first name" for yourself that is virtually impossible for everyone you meet to ever spell corectly, much less to pronounce correctly?

---Does it give you pleasure to blow a ring of smoke in the face of a non-smoker?

---Do you subscribe to the view that an adult person with lots of natural hair atop that person's own head, and who is repulsed by baldness, should be expected or required to date or have carnal relations with an adult human being who is himself bald?--

---Do you ever confess to a friend or colleague of yours that the career-related activity you most enjoy is giving dictation to your secretary? Do you further confess to your friend or colleague that "this is one context in which I can force an employee of mine to do as I say. She merely types whatever I tell her to type; she is not free to disagree with me or to second-guess my judgment, or to talk back to me in any way. Whenever I give dictation, I feel as if I'm the ruling king, and I thrill to that experience!"

--Do you ever accuse another human being of "stalking" you, even though you're fully aware that he or she does not even know your residential address, that he or she does not have or know your residential phone number, that he or she is not speaking with you in person, that you wrote an ostensibly "friendly" letter to that individual within the last year or so that made no reference to your having rejected that person, that you recently called that person to invite him or her to dinner, and that he or she is not subjecting you to any anonymous communications of any type or verbally harassing you or slandering you or libeling you or publicly disparaging you, that you yourself have never actually stated to that individual that he should never again have any further involvement with you, and that he or she is in fact an honest and law-abiding and very civil human being with very high platonic aptitude, regardless of whether his own political and religious beliefs and personal beliefs and philosophical beliefs are a world apart from your own.

--Do you ever state to another human being that you regard him as being a "freak" or "freak of nature" or a "mutant"?

--Do you refer to yourself as having two or three different "stage names" that you also "go by," even though you yourself are not an actor and you yourself have never once appeared in any entertainment production at any time since your elementary school days, which means, in practical terms, that anyone who becomes acquainted with you is confronted with the eternal question of whether to address you as "Sam," "Terry," "Peter," or "Paul," on any given day, and find that OTHER acquaintances of yours greet you with yet a fifth moniker that adds to the confusion.

---Are you a fugitive from justice who attempts to cover up your various aliases by claiming to acquaintances of yours that "I have a thespian background, you see, so this explains why I go by several different first names."

---Did any of your previous spouses file for divorce against you and cite "mental cruelty" by yourself as one of the reasons for divorcing you?---

--Are you intrigued by the Bataan Death March of World War II, and have you read extensively about the Bataan Death March because, as you once confessed to a friend, "I find the whole genre of death marches to be terribly fascinating, you see!"--

---Do you subscribe to the view that an adult human being who is himself repulsed by facial hair should ever be "required" to reside with or room with an adult human being with a mustache, beard, or goatee.

---When you assign a "nickname" to another human being, is that nickname nearly always profane or obscene or degrading in nature, such as if you address another human being by shouting, "Hey, Shithead (obscenity)!"

--Do you ever state to another human being, "If I were in your shoes, I'd commit suicide" or state to another human being, "Why don't you just commit suicide?"

---Do you state to another human being that his circumstances appear to be hopeless and mired in failure throughout the remainder of his life?

--Do you ever point toward your own head as if your finger were somehow a gun, and state to another human being that you might shoot yourself?

---Do you habitually observe that "the only good neighbor is a fence"?

---Do you habitually criticize nearly all or all of your neighbors, and indicate that you regard all or nearly all of them as being "untrustworthy," in your stated view?

---Do you describe yourself as being a pessimist and a cynic?

---Do you subscribe to the view that individuals who are unpopular with or disliked by any cited subculture or any cited religious group or political group or ethnic group or atheist group have on that basis "forfeited" their own legal and Constitutional human right to enjoy a mutual-consent sexual romantic life during that time period?

---Do you oppose the legal and human right of any and all law-abiding persons to make a phone call to or to knock on the front door of or to send a letter or E-mail note to a cited "friend" or "acquaintance" of yours in Austin, Texas?

---Do you oppose the legal and human right of a law-abiding single adult human being who fervently opposes anonymous communications as one of his leading religious beliefs, to himself NOT reside with or have carnal relations with or be a professional associate of anyone who DOES practice and condone or endorse anonymous communications intrusive upon the privacy rights of one or more other persons.

---Do you support "mind control experiments" or "thought-process alteration projects" or "personality-change projects" that involve compelled and involuntary involvement for the cited "victim" or the cited "subject" of that project.

--Would you find it depressing and very emasculating to yourself if you were to suddenly learn that the United States of America is about to enter into a 10-year period of continuous peace in which no American troops are deployed to fight a cited enemy in any foreign nation of this entire world.

---Are war games and toy-soldier games the types of games that you most enjoy playing during your leisuretime, so much so that you look upon an educationally-enriching board game in which you as a contestant are not pursuing military combat against a competitor of yours to be "unspeakably boring and very emasculating," as you might complain to a friend or acquaintance.

---Does it secretly thrill you to anticipate your wife's facial expression immediately after you have confessed to your wife that "the other woman" in your own romantic life during that period of your life is, in fact, a female sheep that you've become intimate with.

---Do you regard yourself as a "friend" of someone during a time period in which you never once introduce that individual you like to new acquaintances whom you believe might potentially be compatible with your cited friend, whether from a platonic standpoint or from a romantic standpoint or as a career-related friendly acquaintance.

--Do you ever declare to a cited "relative" of yours that "no matter how many seemingly promising initial acquaintanceships you develop during this time period, they are all doomed to failure from the start. I'm very sure that none of those persons will be individuals with whom you develop a lasting personal friendship or a romantic relationship."

---Do you ever state from your private residence in Dallas, Texas, to a mutual-consent personal "friend" of yours during that time period that "I'm very sure that NONE of the persons whom you have ever previously encountered in your own life would want to keep up with you."

--Do you seek to "control" another human being by pursuing actions that prevent him from developing ANY mutually-honest honest and mutual-consent and lasting personal friendships and that prevent him from earning a decent living, with that outside interference from yourself being aimed at preventing the individual from obtaining honest and helpful advice from a friend or attorney who has a critical vantage point toward yourself?

--Do you state to a cited "personal friend" of yours that he reminds you of a "butterfly" that you seek to capture and pin down?

--Do you ever state to a cited "friend" of yours that "your unpredictability is very inimidating. It makes it very difficult for myself and others to control you."

--Do you state to an acquaintance of yours that "I'm very sure you have no public reputation of any type here in Texas or anyplace else. The ONLY way you'd ever get a public reputation is if you wrote a letter to the White House of the U.S. Government in Washington, D.C., and your letter was regarded as so bizarre that the White House sent the FBI or CIA to detain you and interrogate you."

--Do you ever state to a cited "friend" of yours that "you have acquired a public reputation in Texas for yourself having prejudice," without your specifying which TYPE of prejudice you referred to, and without your also specifying HOW any such public reputation for your cited "friend" would, in fact, have developed.

--Do you repeatedly state to a cited "friend" of yours that he must or should get along with everyone, and if he doesn't, it is solely or primarily his own fault and he is himself solely or primarily blameworthy for that.

---Do you repeatedly state to a cited "friend" of yours that whenever he has a conflict with another human being, your "friend" is always either primarily or solely or significantly responsible for that conflict?

--Do you write and send reply letters to a cited "friend" of yours in which your reply letters almost never or never respond to any of the contents of, including any of the questions posed to you in, the most recent personal letter that your cited "friend" had written and sent to you?

---If you vomit frequently inside your home or motor vehicle because of your own addiction to alcohol, do you expect your rommmate or live-in "romantic" partner to clean up your alcohol-induced vomit?

---Do you ever attempt to punish any good-looking and medically healthy adult gentleman because, as your cited reason, he prefers to associate in person with other adult human beings who are as good-looking and medically healthy as himself?

--Do you attempt to punish or verbally harass or stalk any masculine and good-looking and disease-free and facially-cleanshaven and law-abiding and non-alcoholic and tobacco-free adult gentleman because he prefers to associate in person with a higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men than of all homosexual adult male persons or all bisexual adult male persons or all transsexual adult persons or all lesbian adult persons?

---Do you ever have fantasies about yourself placing a sedative in the beverage being consumed by a female dating partner of yours, with yourself then raping her in flagrant and shameless violation of the law?

--Do you subscribe to the view that men are the natural "rulers" of the entire world, and that women's "natural role is to serve men," in your view?

---Do you ever knowingly invite an illicit-drug-dealer to himself attend a dinner party or social party that you are hosting in Austin, Texas?

---Do you ever remove from your party invitation list the name of a person whom you have identified as being "too wholesome" or "too straight" for yourself and the individuals whom you do plan to invite to that party?

--When an adult friend or adult acquaintance or adult relative of yours visits you at your private residence, do you customarily invite that visitor to drink a glass of whiskey on the rocks or a gin and tonic that you'd like to serve that individual in a display of what you consider to be "generous hospitality"?

---Are friends and acquaintances and relatives of yours verbalizing noteworthy and major apologies to you in person an average of 20 times per day?

---Do you decline to attend an awards ceremony or awards banquet for which your cited "current best friend" is among the guests expected to receive a major award at that event?

----Do you frequently joke to friends of yours and acquaintances of yours in New York City, New York, that "I am King of New York City Litterbugs, and I litter as an act of philanthropy. I'm trying to do a favor to the municipal employees of New York. I litter to give our New York City sanitation department employees something to do. Otherwise, they would be out of a job, since there wouldn't be much to clean up here if it weren't for me. I would estimate that I currently account for 99 percent of all the trash being discarded on public properties here in New York City. Remove my trash, and there would be nothing left to keep the New York City Sanitation Department crews occupied!"

---When you choose to recall your high school days in a conversation you are having with an acquaintance of yours, do you choose to primarily focus on what you recall as having been a "strong vaginal odor" emanating from one of your female high school teachers as she stood in front of your class----a "strong vaginal odor," as you put it, that you and male classmates of yours frequently commented on to one another at the time, with yourself and your male classmates all having expressed considerable "amusement" and "gleeful delight" over your female teacher's "strong vaginal odor", according to this "most cherished anecdote" or "favorite anecdote" of yours from your high school days.

---Do you repeatedly and with incredulity in your tone of voice ask a male roommate of yours why he is not "one of the leaders of this college dormitory" during a multi-month period in which you yourself do nothing to praise that same roommate of yours or promote your roommate among other residents of your college dormitory, with the sole exception of your having reportedly agreed with a comment from a male neighbor of yours in that same dormitory that "my roommate is such a nice guy," as you later paraphrased that comment from your neighbor.

---When you discuss your plans to visit Italy in the near future, do you regard your visit to Pompeii to inspect results from a volcanic eruption there that annihilated an entire city of Romans in the midst of their everyday lives, as the "eagerly-awaited high point and the most inspirational and enjoyable moment" of your entire planned trip to Italy?

---When you recall roommates and housemates of your past, do you confess to friends of yours that "my favorite roommates were actually the cockroaches inside our apartment or home, since the cockroaches didn't expect much from me; just a crumb now and then."

---Do "friends" or "acquaintances" or "relatives" of yours experience a "nervous breakdown" that results in their being subjected to "psychiatric care" during a multi-month period in which you had been chatting with them and meeting in person with them on a frequent basis?

---Do other people comment to you that you "drive me crazy" or you "drive him crazy" or you "are driving her crazy"?

---When you reflect on your own eventual expected death from natural causes, do you observe that "after my own death, there will be nothing left at all, it will all be one big nada, one big nothing," with your written observation implying that the death of yourself will somehow be synonymous with the death and annihilation of the entire universe.


--Do you ever state in writing that you will never write up any last will and testament for yourself that cites any individual beneficiary or individual beneficiaries of your eventual estate, since "after I die, nothing will matter anymore, there will be one big nada," as you put it, or words to that effect.


---Do you ever comment to a cited "current acquaintance" or "former acquaintance" of yours on the telephone that "your circumstances in Texas are pervasively dishonest toward you," without your ever volunteering to that current or former acquaintance of yours the exact identity of who or what might be the actual source of that cited "dishonesty in Texas" that you had cited on your own volition in that long-distance phone conversation in which you directly identified yourself as speaking from Minneapolis, Minnesota----a phone conversation, oddly enough, in which you also chose against ever once offering any specific example of a context in which the individual you spoke with was himself being denied full and immediate access to fully reliable and honest news and informational services in Texas during that time period.

---Do you ever joke to friends of yours that "Genghis Khan was a nice guy compared with me"?

---"Do you repeatedly observe on your own volition to a friend or acquaintance or relative of yours that 'I'm completely sure that no one seeks to harm you, and no one is stalking you. Your concerns along those lines are just paranoia on your part."

---"In your role as a private attorney member of the State Bar of Texas, do you ever observe to a client of yours expressing concerns to you about possible alleged violations of his own privacy rights in Austin, Texas: 'If I learned that someone were spying on me or stalking me or electronically surveillancing me or videotaping me all day, I'd feel very flattered by all that attention. The fact of the matter is that most of us just aren't interesting enough to ever be stalked or spied on in that way.'"

---"In your very influential role as a private attorney member of the State Bar of Texas in Austin, Texas, do you ever state to a client of yours expressing concerns about alleged violations of his own privacy rights in Austin: 'If anyone is electronically surveillancing you at present, as you indicate to me that they are, it's probably just for your own good'? Do you as a private attorney also, either days before or days later, state to the very same adult male client of yours during a two-person consultation meeting you have with that client of yours inside your downtown Austin law firm: 'If anyone is subjecting you to continuous and uninterrupted and year-round anonymous verbalized communications of the type you have described, this is all the evidence that I as your attorney need that SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL YOU!' Do you then as a widely-respected private attorney member of the State Bar of Texas repeatedly maintain in letters you write and sign and mail to that very same client of yours over a multi-year period, that 'no legal action is needed on your own behalf, as I have advised you many times, since no one has wronged you in any way and you have never at any time cited any legal issue or problem or evidence to me that I could cite or allude to in a lawsuit on your behalf'?

--"Do you ever state to a current or former acquaintance of yours or cited "relative" of yours that 'your living conditions in Texas these days call to mind the Prohibition on Cruel and Unusual Punishment in the Bill of Rights of the U.S. Constitution' without your ever acknowledging to the individual with whom you are speaking in that long-distance telephone conversation that he himself, of course, has no criminal-conviction record, and without your then politely adding in that same phone conversation that the Prohibition on Cruel and Unusual Punishment of the Bill of Rights of the U.S. Constitution only refers to illegal and inhumane treatment of those persons who are, in fact, being confined in a prison facility and are, in fact, incarcerated during a time period in which they have either been officially charged with a crime or they were recently convicted of a crime."

---Do you ever state to an invited party guest of yours in Austin, Texas, that if he attends that social party you are hosting in Austin later that week, he should be forewarned that "there will undoubtedly be some marijuana and other illicit drugs being consumed by several of the party guests at my party, since this is Austin, after all"?

---Does anyone ever indicate to you that he fears your tendency toward moodiness? Do you have a temperament so volatile that whenever another person asks you a polite and direct question, you are likely to explode with rage toward that individual in your response to his question?

---Do you habitually begin a phone conversation or in-person conversation with another human being by declaring, 'You are on my sh-t (obscenity containing the letters 's', 'h', 'i', and 't') list today!"

---Have you ever confessed to an acquaintance of yours that "'The Godfather' was my all-time favorite movie. I loved that Hollywood movie because I found it very easy to identify with the Italian-American characters. They had a close-knit sense of family that I could strongly empathize with."