A GOOD TEXAN IS:

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM ILLEGALLY ENTERING OR BREAKING INTO THE PRIVATE HOME OF ANOTHER PERSON.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM EVER PARTICIPATING IN A HOME INVASION OF ANOTHER PERSON'S PRIVATE RESIDENCE.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM EVER STALKING ANOTHER PERSON, STALKING BEING A VERY DEPLORABLE FELONY CRIME IN THE STATE OF TEXAS.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO DECLINES TO AID AND ABET ANYONE IN A CONTEXT IN WHICH THE LATTER INDIVIDUAL IS STALKING AND FLAGRANTLY VIOLATING THE PRIVACY RIGHTS OF SOMEONE WHO HAD ALREADY REJECTED THAT INDIVIDUAL.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM FINANCING OR SPONSORING OR PARTICIPATING IN OR PURSUING OR INSTALLING ANY FORM OF ILLEGAL AND UNAUTHORIZED ELECTRONIC SURVEILLANCE OF ANOTHER HUMAN BEING, ESPECIALLY IN A CONTEXT WHEN THAT SURREPTITIOUS ILLEGAL ELECTRONIC SURVEILLANCE OF ANOTHER PERSON IS OCCURRING INSIDE THE BEDROOM OR ANY OTHER INTERIOR ROOM OF THE PRIVATE HOME OR APARTMENT UNIT WHERE THAT HUMAN BEING RESIDES.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO DECLINES TO SUBJECT ANOTHER PERSON TO HUNDREDS OR THOUSANDS OF VERBALIZED AND ANGER-INDUCING THREATS AND RUMORS ON A DAILY AND YEAR-ROUND BASIS THAT REFER INCESSANTLY TO DOZENS OF INDIVUDALS WHOM THAT PERSON HAS ALREADY PERMANENTLY REJECTED FROM HIS OWN LIFE.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO DECLINES TO SUBJECT ANOTHER PERSON TO FREQUENT OR CONTINUOUS ANONYMOUS COMMUNICATIONS VIOLATING HIS OWN PRIVACY THAT WERE SPECIFICALLY AIMED AT RAISING THE BLOOD PRESSURE LEVEL AND STRESS LEVEL AND INCREASING THE RISK OF A HEART ATTACK OR STROKE FOR THE INDIVIDUAL BEING SUBJECTED TO THOSE VERY UNPLEASANT ANONYMOUS COMMUNICATIONS AGAINST HIS OWN WISHES.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO DECLINES TO SUBJECT ANOTHER PERSON TO A TIME WARP OF ANY TYPE THAT WOULD BE DESIGNED TO DEPRIVE THE LATTER INDIVIDUAL OF THE LEGAL AND HUMAN AND CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO LIVE IN THE PRESENT AND FUTURE AND DEVELOP HONEST AND REAL-LIFE PERSONAL AND PROFESSIONAL RELATIONSHIPS WITH A VARIETY OF NEW ACQUAINTANCES AND NEW FRIENDS AND NEW ASSOCIATES.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO ACKNOWLEDGES THE LEGAL AND CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT OF ANOTHER PERSON TO REJECT HIMSELF AND PERMANENTLY EXCLUDE HIMSELF FROM THE LATTER'S LIFE.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM SUBJECTING ANOTHER PERSON TO ANONYMOUS COMMUNICATIONS THAT VIOLATE THAT PERSON'S PRIVACY RIGHTS.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM SUBJECTING ANOTHER PERSON AGAINST HIS WISHES TO DELIBERATELY DISHONEST OR FRAUDULENT OR SLANDEROUS COMMUNICATIONS.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO, IF HE EVER AT ANY TIME SUBJECTS ANOTHER PERSON TO ONE OR MORE VERBALIZED DEATH THREATS OR TO SLANDEROUS COMMUNICATIONS VICTIMIZING THE LATTER INDIVIDUAL, AGREES TO APPEAR IN A COURT OF LAW IN ORDER TO EXPLAIN THAT SAME TEXAN'S OWN CONDUCT AFTER BEING CITED AS RESPONDENT IN A CIVIL-LAW LAWSUIT.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM VERBALIZING OR SPONSORING CRITICAL OR UNFAVORABLE EVALUATIONS OF ANOTHER PERSON ON HUNDREDS OR THOUSANDS OF OCCASIONS PER DAY IN A CONTEXT THAT VIOLATES THE LATTER INDIVIDUAL'S PRIVACY RIGHTS.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM DEFYING OR VIOLATING ANOTHER PERSON'S ASSERTED RIGHT TO HIMSELF ENJOY FULL FREEDOM FROM CRIME THROUGHOUT HIS OWN LIFE.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO FULLY AND ENTHUSIASTICALLY SUPPORTS REVISION OF STATE LAW IN TEXAS THAT WILL AUTHORIZE COURT-ORDERED CAPITAL PUNISHMENT (DEATH BY INJECTION AT HUNTSVILLE STATE PRISON, FOR INSTANCE) OF ANY LEGAL-STATUS-ADULT PERSON, REGARDLESS OF WHETHER THAT INDIVIDUAL WAS A "VISITOR" TO TEXAS OR A "FOREIGN CITIZEN" AT THE TIME, WHO HAS BEEN CONVICTED OF COMMITTING THE HEINOUS AND UNCONSCIONABLE CRIME OF ATTEMPTED HOMICIDE SOMEWHERE IN TEXAS.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM ATTEMPTING TO COMMIT HOMICIDE OR MURDER OR MANSLAUGHTER OF ANOTHER PERSON.

----A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM WITHHOLDING FROM ANOTHER PERSON FACTUAL INFORMATION OR RUMORS THE GOOD TEXAN HAS HEARD INDICATING THAT A CITED INDIVIDUAL OR GROUP OF INDIVIDUALS ALLEGEDLY SEEK TO HARM OR MURDER OR RAPE OR OTHERWISE VIOLATE THE LEGAL RIGHTS OF THAT PERSON.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM ASKING ANOTHER PERSON, OR FROM PAYING ANOTHER PERSON, TO MURDER OR PHYSICALLY ABUSE OR MEDICALLY HARM OR INJURE OR CRIPPLE A CITED POLITICAL OR RELIGIOUS OR PHILOSOPHICAL OR PERSONAL ADVERSARY OF THAT TEXAN.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM ATTEMPTING TO TRIGGER THE DEATH OF, OR FROM INFLICTING PHYSICAL ABUSE OR TORTURE OR OTHER INJURIOUS CONDUCT ON, ANOTHER PERSON WHO HAS HIMSELF VERY KINDLY AND GENEROUSLY CITED THAT SAME TEXAN AS A BENEFICIARY IN HIS OWN LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM VERBALIZING DEATH THREATS TO ANOTHER PERSON, AND WHO ALSO REFRAINS FROM SAYING "DROP DEAD!" or "YOU DIE!" TO THAT PERSON.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM ATTEMPTING TO SPONSOR OR ADVOCATE OR GENERATE "HEXES" OR "VOODOO WITCHRAFT" AIMED AT VICTIMIZING AND HARMING PERSONS WHOM THAT TEXAN DISLIKES.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO DECLINES TO REFER TO ANOTHER PERSON OR BRAND ANOTHER PERSON AS BEING A "WITCH" OR "WARLOCK" OR "SORCERER" WHEN THE LATTER INDIVIDUAL HAS MADE IT VERY CLEAR THAT HE OR SHE DOES NOT REGARD HIMSELF OR HERSELF AS FITTING ANY OF THOSE DESCRIPTIONS, AND THAT HE OR SHE HAS VERY LITTLE, IF ANY, INTEREST IN SORCERY OR WITCHCRAFT.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM SUBJECTING ANYONE TO PROFANE OR OBSCENE VERBALIZED SPEECH.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM SUBJECTING ANOTHER PERSON TO ANY FORM OF INVOLUNTARY PUBLIC NUDITY OR INVOLUNTARY DEFACTO PUBLIC NUDITY AT ANY TIME.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM SUBJECTING ANOTHER PERSON TO ANY PRANK OR CRIMINAL MISCHIEF.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM CONSCIOUSLY AND DELIBERATELY ATTEMPTING TO MAKE ANOTHER PERSON "GO DEAF" OR INCUR A SIGNIFICANT PERMANENT HEARING LOSS.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM SUBJECTING ANOTHER PERSON TO CONSTANT OR CONTINUOUS MAN-MADE NOISE POLLUTION OVER A PROLONGED PERIOD OF TIME.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM PHYSICALLY MOLESTING OR PHYSICALLY ABUSING ANOTHER PERSON WHO IS ASLEEP AND UNCONSCIOUS AND LYING ALONE ON HIS OWN BED.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM PHYSICALLY TORTURING OR PHYSICALLY HARMING ANOTHER PERSON WHO IS ASLEEP AND UNCONSCIOUS AND LYING ALONE ON HIS OWN BED.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM EVER RAPING OR INFLICTING SEXUAL RAPE ON ANOTHER PERSON.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM ATTEMPTING TO INFLICT CANCER OF THE ANUS, CANCER OF THE COLON, CERVICAL CANCER, A SEXUALLY-TRANSMITTED DISEASE, OR AN IMMUNOLOGICAL DISORDER ON ANOTHER PERSON THROUGH REPEATED AND FREQUENT SEXUAL RAPE OF THE LATTER INDIVIDUAL DURING PERIODS IN WHICH THE VICTIM IS KEPT UNCONSCIOUS DURING HIS SLEEP INSIDE HIS BOLT-LOCKED PRIVATRE RESIDENCE AND IS THEREBY DENIED THE OPPORTUNITY TO CITE THE CRIMINAL PERSON'S NAME OR CLEARLY DESCRIBE THE CRIMINAL PERSON IN A CRIMINAL-LAW COMPLAINT TO A LAW-ENFORCEMENT AGENCY.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO ALWAYS OBTAINS SPECIFIC PRIOR VERBALIZED CONSENT FROM ANOTHER PERSON IMMEDIATELY BEFORE THAT GOOD TEXAN ATTEMPTS TO ENTER THE VAGINA OR ANUS OR MOUTH OF THE LATTER INDIVIDUAL IN A CONTEXT INVOLVING GENITALIA CONTACT OF ANY TYPE WITH THE LATTER INDIVIDUAL.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM ATTEMPTING TO MEDICALLY INJURE OR POISON OR INFLICT A MEDICAL DISABILITY OR DISEASE ON ANOTHER PERSON WHO IS ASLEEP AND UNCONSCIOUS AND LYING ALONE ON HIS OWN BED.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM INFLICTING CUTS OR PRICKS OF THE SKIN OR WOUNDS OR SLASHES OR SCARS ON THE BODY OF ANOTHER PERSON WHO IS ASLEEP AND UNCONSCIOUS AND LYING ALONE ON HIS OWN BED.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM ATTEMPTING TO INJURE THE BLOOD VESSELS OR NERVOUS SYSTEM OR INTERNAL ORGANS OR EXTERNAL ORGANS OF ANOTHER PERSON WHEN HE IS ASLEEP AND UNCONSCIOUS AND LYING ALONE ON HIS OWN BED.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM DELIBERATELY AND REPEATEDLY ATTEMPTING TO INFLICT SLEEP DEPRIVATION ON ANOTHER PERSON BY WAKING HIM UP IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS SLEEP AS HE LIES ALONE ON HIS OWN BED.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM EVER BEING AN ACCOMPLICE OR CONSPIRATOR OR VIOLENT PERSON IN A SNUFF MOVIE OR A WOULD-BE SNUFF MOVIE.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM DECLARING OR BELIEVING THAT ANOTHER PERSON WHOSE LAW-ABIDING CONDUCT OR BELIEFS PER SE ARE OFFENSIVE TO THAT TEXAN HAS, ON THAT BASIS, "FOREFEITED THE RIGHT TO CONTINUE LIVING ON THIS PLANET," AS SOME INTOLERANT TEXANS MIGHT DECLARE ABOUT THAT SO-DESCRIBED PERSON.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFUSES TO IGNORE FACTUAL EVIDENCE HE DIRECTLY OBSERVES THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS BEING VICTIMIZED BY VIOLENT CRIME OR OTHER INJURIOUS CONDUCT THAT APPEARS TO BE ILLEGAL.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO IS WILLING TO CONTACT A LAW-ENFORCEMENT AGENCY TO REPORT FACTUAL EVIDENCE HE'S DIRECTLY OBSERVED THAT A NEIGHBOR OR ACQUAINTANCE OF HIS IS BEING VICTIMIZED BY CRIME.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFUSES TO FINANCE OR HELP FINANCE THE PRODUCTION OF A SNUFF MOVIE OR WOULD-BE SNUFF MOVIE FEATURING THE MURDER OR ATTEMPTED MURDER OF A VICTIM BEING HELD HOSTAGE AGAINST HIS OWN WISHES.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM HAVING ANY INVOLVEMENT WITH ANY ORGANIZED CRIME GROUP, REGARDLESS OF WHETHER THAT ORGANIZED CRIME GROUP IS AN ILLICIT YOUTH GANG OR THE MAFIA OR COSA NOSTRA OR SOME OTHER CRIME GROUP.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO DISCOURAGES HIS FRIENDS AND ASSOCIATES FROM EVER HAVING ANY INVOLVEMENT OF THEIR OWN WITH ANY ORGANIZED-CRIME GROUP.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM ATTEMPTING TO HARM OR PUNISH ANOTHER PERSON FOR LEADING A LIFE FOR HIMSELF IN WHICH HE HIMSELF ONLY CONSUMES ALCOHOL-FREE BEVERAGES AND IS A TEETOTALER.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM ATTEMPTING TO HARM OR PUNISH ANOTHER PERSON FOR LEADING A LIFE IN WHICH HE HIMSELF NEVER CONSUMES ANY MARIJUANA OR ANY OTHER ILLICIT DRUG.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM ATTEMPTING TO HARM OR OTHERWISE PUNISH ANOTHER PERSON IN RETALIATION AGAINST THE LATTER INDIVIDUAL FOR HAVING CONTACTED A LAW-ENFORCEMENT AGENCY TO REPORT EVIDENCE OF POSSIBLE MARIJUANA-RELATED OR ILLICIT-DRUG-RELATED ACTIVITIES THAT THE LATTER INDIVIDUAL HAS OBSERVED OR LEARNED ABOUT.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM ATTEMPTING TO HARM OR PUNISH ANOTHER PERSON FOR LEADING A LIFE IN WHICH HE HIMSELF NEVER CONSUMES ANY TOBACCO PRODUCT.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM ATTEMPTING TO PUNISH OR HARM ANOTHER PERSON FOR LEADING A STRICTLY-CELIBATE SINGLE-PERSON LIFESTYLE AT ALL TIMES.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM EXPRESSING CONTEMPT TOWARD OR DISDAIN TOWARD OR ANTIPATHY TOWARD STRICTLY-MUTUAL-CONSENT PLATONIC PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM EVER ADVISING ANYONE THAT THEY HAVE A "BIOLOGICAL NEED TO HAVE SEX ON A DAILY AND YEAR-ROUND BASIS," AND THAT FOR THIS CITED REASON THE LATTER INDIVIDUAL WOULD BE EXPECTED BY THE FORMER INDIVIDUAL TO PURSUE A SERIES OF ONE-NIGHT STANDS EVERY WEEKEND WITH INDIVIDUALS WHOM THE LATTER INDIVIDUAL WOULD PRESUMABLY "PICK UP" INSIDE ALCOHOLIC NIGHTCLUBS OR BARS AND THEN SPEND THE NIGHT WITH IN BED.

--A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM EVER ATTEMPTING TO INFLICT THE CRIMINAL ACTIVITIES OF SEXUAL TRAFFICKING OR SEXUAL PROSTITUTION ON ANOTHER PERSON AGAINST THE LATTER INDIVIDUAL'S WISHES.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM EVER PURSUING AN ILLICIT CAREER AS A PIMP OR MADAM, OR AS A KIDNAPPER OR HOSTAGE-TAKER INVOLVED WITH SEXUAL TRAFFICKING OR HUMAN TRAFFICKING.

----A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO NEITHER ADVOCATES SLAVERY NOR ATTEMPTS TO SUBJECT ANY OTHER PERSON TO EITHER SLAVERY OR INDENTURED SERVANTSHIP.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM EVER PURSUING AN ILLICIT CAREER INVOLVING THE PRODUCTION OR SALE OF THE ILLICIT DRUG MARIJUANA OR ANY OTHER ILLICIT DRUG.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFUSES TO PUNISH OR HARM OR PHYSICALLY ABUSE ANOTHER PERSON FOR LEADING A LIFESTYLE IN WHICH HE HIMSELF DOES NOT AGREE TO EVER PARTICIPATE IN ANY INTER-RACIAL ROMANTIC DATING OR ANY INTER-RACIAL SEXUAL CONTACT.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM EVER ATTEMPTING TO REDUCE OR UNDERMINE THE EXPECTED MEDICAL LONGEVITY OR LIFESPAN OF ANOTHER PERSON.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO SUPPORTS A FULL AND FULLY VITAL MEDICAL LONGEVITY AND FULL NATURAL MEDICAL LIFESPAN FOR ANYONE WHO IS NOT HIMSELF A DEATH-ROW INMATE INSIDE A PRISON AS A CONVICTED MURDERER.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM ATTEMPTING TO HARM THE FULL AND NATURAL AND VITAL MEDICAL LONGEVITY OF ANOTHER PERSON IN ANY CONTEXT IN WHICH THE FORMER INDIVIDUAL PLANS TO EITHER FILE A CLAIM AGAINT THE LATTER'S EXPECTED ESTATE OR THE FORMER INDIVIDUAL EXPECTS TO BE A CITED BENEFICIARY OF THE LATTER'S LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM ATTEMPTING TO CENSOR OR PUNISH OR ALTER OR RETALIATE AGAINST THE INTERNAL THOUGHT PROCESSES OF ANOTHER PERSON.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM ATTEMPTING TO HARM OR PUNISH IR PHYSICALLY ABUSE OR TORTURE ANOTHER PERSON FOR VERBALIZING CRITICISM OF ANY THE FORMER'S SELF-DESCRIBED "FAVORITE PERSONS" OR "FAVORITE SUBCULTURES" OR "FAVORITE MINORITY GROUPS" OR "FAVORTIE RELIGIOUS GROUPS" or "FAVORITE POLITICAL GROUPS" OR "FAVORITE ETHNIC GROUPS" OR "FAVORITE MEDIA COMPANIES" OR "FAVORITE CAUSES" or "FAVORITE MEDIA COMPANIES" OR "FAVORITE BUSINESSES" OR "FAVORITE PLACES" OR "FAVORITE CITIES" OR "FAVORITE STATES" OR "FAVORITE COUNTRIES."

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM ATTEMPTING TO SUBJECT ANOTHER PERSON TO ATTEMPTED BRAINWASHING OR ATTEMPTED "DEPROGRAMMING" OF THAT PERSON IN A CONTEXT OCCURRING WHILE THAT PERSON IS BEING HELD HOSTAGE AGAINST HIS WISHES.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM REFERRING TO ANOTHER PERSON AS A CRIMINAL IN THE COMPLETE ABSENCE OF ANY FACTUAL EVIDENCE THAT THE LATTER INDIVIDUAL DOES OR WILL EVER COMMIT A FELONY CRIME OR A VIOLENT CRIME.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM ATTEMPTING TO FORCE COMPELLED SPEECH ON ANOTHER PERSON.

--A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM ATTEMPTING TO INFLICT A SO-CALLED "ARRANGED MARRIAGE" UPON ANOTHER PERSON, "ARRANGED MARRIAGES" BEING FLAGRANTLY ILLEGAL AND UNCONSTITUTIONAL IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM ATTEMPTING TO ENSLAVE OR ENSLAVING ANOTHER PERSON, SLAVERY BEING FLAGRANTLY AND OUTRAGEOUSLY IN VIOLATION OF THE U.S. CONSTITUTTION.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM ATTEMPTING TO PUNISH OR HARM ANOTHER PERSON FOR LAWFULLY EXPRESSING A STRONG OVERALL HUMAN AFFINITY TOWARD A HIGHER PERCENTAGE OF THE PERSONS SIGNIFICANTLY YOUNGER IN AGE THAN HE HIMSELF IS.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM DEPRIVING ANOTHER ADULT TEXAN OF ENJOYING FULL AND IMMEDIATE ACCESS TO ALL OF THE LATTER INDIVIDUAL'S CUMULATIVE LIFELONG WEALTH, INCLUDING ALL OF THE LATTER'S PROPERTY WEALTH.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM ATTEMPTING TO PUNISH OR HARM ANOTHER PERSON WHOSE POLITICS OR RELIGION OR PERSONAL BELIEFS OR PREJUDICES OR LAW-ABIDING CONDUCT ARE DISLIKED BY THAT TEXAN.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM ATTEMPTING TO TRANSLATE HIS OWN CITED BELIEF IN "SATANISM" OR A "SATANIC CULT" INTO HIMSELF PURSUING ANY FORM OF ILLEGAL OR INJURIOUS CONDUCT THAT VICTIMIZES OR HARMS ANOTHER PERSON.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM ATTEMPTING TO PERSECUTE OR HARASS OR STALK OR BRAINWASH OR VERBALLY ABUSE OR HARM ANOTHER PERSON IN RETALIATION AGAINST THAT INDIVIDUAL FOR HIMSELF LEADING A NON-ATHEISTIC OR AVOWEDLY DEISTIC LIFESTYLE IN WHICH HE HIMSELF PROFESSES A BELIEF IN A DEITY OF SOME TYPE.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO, EVEN AFTER HE HAS PERSONALLY CONCLUDED THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS AN ALLEGED "ANTI-CHRIST FIGURE," CONTINUES TO SUPPORT THE HUMAN RIGHTS AND CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS OF THAT INDIVIDUAL.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO, EVEN AFTER HE CONCLUDES THAT ANOTHER PERSON PURSUES LAW-ABIDING CONDUCT THAT IS CITEDLY "SACRILEGIOUS" TO THAT SAME GOOD TEXAN, REFRAINS FROM STALKING OR HARASSING OR SEEKING TO HARM OR PHYSICALLY ABUSING OR PERSECUTING OR VIOLATING THE PRIVACY RIGHTS OF THAT INDIVIDUAL.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM PUNISHING OR SEEKING TO HARM ANOTHER PERSON FOR PURSUING LAW-ABIDING CONDUCT IN WHICH THAT PERSON FOR RELIGIOUS REASONS OPPOSES OR DEPLORES AS "SACRELIGIOUS" ANY AND ALL ANONYMOUS COMMUNICATIONS SPECIFICALLY VIOLATING THE PRIVACY RIGHTS OF ANYONE.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM ATTEMPTING TO PUNISH OR PERSECUTE OR HARASS OR STALK OR HARM ANOTHER PERSON IN RETALIATION AGAINST THAT INDIVIDUAL FOR HAVING HIMSELF BEEN IDENTIFIED BY OTHERS AS A "CHRIST FIGURE" OR "THE MESSIAH" OR AS "THE EMBODIMENT OF THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST."

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO RERAINS FROM ATTEMPTING TO DENY ANOTHER PERSON OF THE LEGAL RIGHT AND HUMAN RIGHT TO ENJOY FAME AND POPULARITY AND A VERY FAVORABLE PERSONAL AND CAREER-RELATED REPUTATION, ANY SUCH DENIAL OF THOSE RIGHTS TO ANOTHER PERSON BEING SIGNIFICANTLY INJURIOUS AS WELL AS FINANCIALLY AND PERSONALLY DISASTROUS FOR THE LATTER INDIVIDUAL.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM CONCEALING OR HIDING FROM ANOTHER PERSON ANY PORTION OF THE LATTER INDIVIDUAL'S TOTAL LIFELONG CUMULATIVE PROPERTY WEALTH AND TOTAL LIFELONG CUMULATIVE FINANCIAL WEALTH THAT BELONG TO THE LATTER INDIVIDUAL, IT BEING THE CASE THAT IMMEDIATE AND YEAR-ROUND ACCESS TO ANY AND ALL OF THAT PROPERTY WEALTH AND FINANCIAL WEALTH GIVES A PERSON THE OPPORTUNITY TO PAY ALL OF HIS DEBTS, INCLUDING ALL OF HIS DEBTS TO PERSONAL CREDITORS, AND ACHIEVE FULL FINANCIAL SOLVENCY, AND ENJOY A HIGH QUALITY OF LIFE AS WELL AS FIRST-RATE MEDICAL HEALTHINESS.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM EVER ATTEMPTING TO PUNISH OR RETALIATE AGAINST ANOTHER PERSON FOR LEADING A CIVIL AND LAW-ABIDING LIFESTYLE HIMSELF.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM ATTEMPTING TO PUNISH OR HARM ANOTHER PERSON FOR LEADING A LIFE IN WHICH THE LATTER INDIVIDUAL IS NOT HIMSELF ADDICTED TO OR ATTRACTED TO ALCOHOL, TOBACCO, FACIAL HAIR, TATTOOS, SADOMASOCHISM, FOUL OR PROFANE LANGUAGE, MARIJUANA, COCAINE, METHAMPHETAMINES, OR GAMBLING.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM ATTEMPTING TO PUNISH OR HARM ANOTHER PERSON FOR LEADING A VIGILANT AND LAW-ENFORCEMENT-MINDED LIFESTYLE FEATURING FREQUENT FACTUAL REPORTS TO A LAW-ENFORCEMENT AGENCY ABOUT SUSPECTED POSSIBLE ILLEGAL CONDUCT THAT HAS BEEN OBSERVED BY THE LATTER INDIVIDUAL.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO, WHEN HE OFFERS A NEIGHBOR OR FRIEND A BROWNIE AS A TREAT, NEVER GIVES ANYONE A BROWNIE THAT HAD BEEN LACED WITH THE ILLICIT DRUG MARIJUANA.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM OFFERING MARIJUANA OR ANY OTHER ILLICIT DRUG TO ANY OF THE GUESTS AT ANY DINNER PARTY OR SOCIAL PARTY OR SOCIAL EVENT THAT THAT TEXAN HOSTS.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFUSES TO PUNISH OR HARM ANYONE FOR LAWFULLY AND IN A CIVIL MANNER VERBALIZING CRITICISM OF A CITED PERSON, GROUP OF PERSONS, PLACE, BUSINESS, CIVIC GROUP, RELIGIOUS GROUP, ATHEIST GROUP, POLITICAL GROUP, OR OTHER ENTITY.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM ATTEMPTING TO PUNISH ANOTHER PERSON FOR SETTING PRIORITES FOR HIMSELF IN HIS OWN LIFE THAT DIFFER DRAMATICALLY FROM THOSE OF THAT TEXAN.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM ATTEMPTING TO LYNCH ANOTHER PERSON IN ANY CONTEXT, LYNCHING BEING A FLAGRANTLY ILLEGAL AMD OUTRAGEOUS FORM OF VIGILANTEISM THAT IS DEPLORABLY CRIMINAL AND VIOLENT IN NATURE.

---A GOOD TEXAN IS SOMEONE WHO REFRAINS FROM ATTEMPTING TO SPONSOR OSTRACISM OR HARASSMENT OF ANOTHER PERSON THAT IS AIMED AT RAILROADING OR DRIVING THE LATTER INDIVIDUAL OUT OF THE RESIDENCE OR SECTION OF TOWN OR TOWN OR CITY OR METRO AREA OR STATE OR COUNTRY WHERE THAT PERSON IS RESIDING.