PROGRESSIVE PROHIBITIONIST RELIGION IDEA: IF YOU LED A YOUNGER PERSON ASTRAY WITH TOBACCO PRODUCTS OR AN ENDORSEMENT OF TOBACCO PRODUCTS FROM YOU THAT TRIGGERED AN ADDICTION FOR THAT YOUNGER PERSON, PLEASE, PLEASE HELP THE TOBACCO-ADDICTION VICTIM TO OBTAIN TREATMENT FOR THAT ADDICTION ASAP!

It is the very emphatic belief of my one-member (myself, only) and non-Christian Progressive Prohibitionist Religion that if you yourself led a young person astray by encouraging him to consume a tobacco product, and if that young person then developed an addiction to tobacco products, YOU HAVE A MORAL RESPONSIBILITY TO OFFER TO FINANCIALLY HELP THAT TOBACCO-ADDICTION VICTIM TO OBTAIN FULL AND EFFECTIVE TREATMENT FOR HIS TOBACCO ADDICTION AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!

AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW THAT TOBACCO-ADDICT'S CURRENT MAILING ADDRESS OR PHONE NUMBER, OR IF HE IS SOMEONE WHO HAD REJECTED YOU AND ASKED YOU TO NEVER AGAIN CONTACT HIM AT ANY TIME, KEEP IN MIND THAT YOU ALWAYS HAVE THE OPTION OF ADDING A 'MEA-CULPA' CLAUSE TO YOUR LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT.

IN THAT 'MEA-CULPA' CLAUSE, YOU CAN BEQUEATH MONEY EARMARKED SPECIFICALLY AND SOLELY FOR TOBACCO-TREATMENT EXPENSES PER SE, TO THE CITED YOUNGER PERSON WHOM YOU YOURSELF HAD LED ASTRAY IN THAT TRULY OUTRAGEOUS AND VERY DESTRUCTIVE MANNER!

EITHER WAY, YOU CAN ADD 10 TO 20 OR MORE YEARS TO THE CREATIVELY VITAL MEDICAL LIFESPAN OR LONGEVITY OF THAT YOUNGER PERSON WHOM YOU HAD SIGNIFICANTLY WRONGED BY ENCOURAGING HIM TO CONSUME TOBACCO PRODUCTS!