THE FANTASY OF PARTICIPATING IN A MASSIVE ANTI-ILLICIT-DRUGS MARCH IN AUSTIN, TEXAS, THAT SPECIFICALLY DENOUNCES MARIJUANA, MEDICAL MARIJUANA, AND COCAINE CONSUMPTION

It seems to me that any truly straight Austin resident, someone who has a healthy support for law-abiding conduct at all times, inevitably develops a fantasy about himself participating in a public march on Congress Avenue in downtown Austin that denounces and deplores and condemns any and all consumption or trafficking of marijuana, medical marijuana, cocaine, heroin, or any other illicit drug.

Among the banners being held by marchers at that anti-drug rally in downtown Austin might be: "MARIJUANA IS MADNESS!"; "MARIJUANA CAUSES LUNG CANCER!"; "THERE IS NOTHING MERRY ABOUT MARIJUANA!"; "MEDICAL MARIJUANA IS POISON!"; "MEDICAL MARIJUANA: WHAT NO GOOD DOCTOR WOULD HAVE ORDERED!"; "COCAINE IS EVIL!"; "COCAINE KILLS!"; "CRACK COCAINE IS INSANE!"; "HEROIN IS SUICIDE!"; "DRUG DEALERS ARE KILLERS!"; "GETTING HIGH IS FLYING WITHOUT A PILOT: YOU CRASH!", "DON'T LET COCAINE TURN YOUR LIFE STORY INTO A TRAGIC SNUFF MOVIE!"; "LET'S ALL SNUFF OUT SNUFF COCAINE!"; "SAY 'NO!' TO THE DRUG-DEALER DEVILS OF AUSTIN!"; "DRUGS: WHY SO MANY AUSTINITES FAIL THE SNIFF TEST!"; "I REFUSE TO WORSHIP THE MARIJUANA LEAF!"; etc.

What I would particularly savor about participating in an anti-drug march in downtown Austin, Texas, is the look of horror on the faces of the thousands of hippies and illicit drug addicts and drug dealers who might stand along Congress Avenue in order to taunt and hurl insults at honorable anti-drug marchers such as myself.

That classic moment of confrontation between the forces of good in Austin in which I would be a proud member, and, on the other hand, he forces of evil in Austin, could be captured by news photographs that would then get publicized all over the world.

"STAND-OFF IN TEXAS'S CAPITAL CITY: THE ANTI-DRUG COMMUNITY FINALLY SPEAKS UP!," as newspaper headlines accompanying those photographs might declare.

"A SHOCKER IN WEED CITY: THE ANTI-DRUG COMMUNITY PROVES IT HAS NUMBERS!", other headlines might declare.

"AUSTIN DRUGGIES GLOWER WITH INTENSE HATRED AS ANTI-DRUG COMMUNITY MARCHES WITH PRIDE!", other newspaper headlines might announce.