REPUBLICAN TRAVIS COUNTY COMMISSIONER GERALD DAUGHERTY AGAIN DECLINES TO OFFER ANY REPLY TO A CONSTITUENT WHO CITES ALLEGED DISENFRANCHISEMENT OF THAT PRIVATE CITIZEN BY THE CITY GOVERNMENT OF AUSTIN----DISENFRANCHISEMENT ALLEGEDLY OCCURRING INSIDE THE COUNTY PRECINCT OF COMMISSIONER DAUGHERTY

On Friday, September 29, 2017 12:22 PM, John McMillan wrote:

Dear Travis County Government County Commissioner Daugherty,

As you may be aware, I am a law-abiding, gainfully-employed, teetotaling single adult Anglo male constituent of yours who resides in your precinct.

I would like to politely remind you, Commissioner, that I still have not received a reply letter from you on the following letter (below) I wrote and sent to you earlier this year that posed some direct and civilly-worded questions to you.

I hope to hear from you soon.


Best Wishes,


John Kevin McMillan.


My new home address ever since September 5, 2017:
Village Oaks Apartments, 10926 Jollyville Road, Apt. 1609 (new apt. unit for me), Austin, TX 78759.
Home phone: (512) 342-2295 (same phone number).
My Blog: John Kevin McMillan: A 21st Century Conservative Left-Wing Agenda
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On Friday, May 19, 2017 7:53 AM, John McMillan wrote:

To: Precinct 3 Travis County Commissioner Gerald Daugherty, Austin, Texas, with your office phone number of (512) 854-9333 and your office FAX number of (512) 854-9376.

May 19, 2017

Dear Travis County Republican Party-affiliated elective official and Precinct 3 Travis County Commissioner Daugherty,

As you may recall from previous e-mail letters of mine I have shared with you, I myself am a law-abiding and honest and vigilant and law-enforcement-minded, gainfully employed, tax-paying, permanently alcohol-free and anti-marijuana-minded, lifelong-tobacco-free, single-by-choice, longtime-celibate-by-choice, psychologically very healthy, adult Scottish-English-German-ancestry white male resident of City of Austin District 10.

I am also a resident of the Travis County Commissioners Court precinct that you yourself directly represent and serve.

I might add that I am the sole founder and only approved member of a new and non-Christian and non-proselytizing religion, the "Honor Society" Progressive Prohibitionist Religion with very stringent membership-eligibility requirements, that is fully independent and not affiliated with any other religious group or denomination or civic group anywhere in the world.

My own duly-elected City of Austin District 10 City Council Member, the Harvard University-trained public-policy expert and Democratic Party activist Dr. Alison Alter, has reportedly prohibited me ever since the morning of March 9, 2017, from ever again myself directly contacting either her or any of her own District 10 City Hall staff members or her husband, Dr. Jeremi Suri, a professor employed in both UT-Austin's Department of History and UT-Austin's LBJ School of Public Affairs, in any context or about any issue or topic of any type.

As you know, the District system that the City of Austin has instituted in recent years is designed to give each and every resident of Austin--myself among those current Austin residents--the opportunity for direct representation on the Austin City Council and direct accountability from a duly elected City Council Member primarily serving that resident's own specific district.

I have been told by City of Austin officials I have consulted on the telephone in recent weeks that they are not aware of any other case in which any Austin City Council member under this new District system has ever at any time ever once prohibited a resident of the district that Council member directly serves from sending e-mail letters or letters or making phone calls to that Council member about cited public-policy-related concerns or other concerns of that constituent.

Do you agree with me, Commissioner Daugherty, that the policy of defacto alleged disenfranchisement of myself, John Kevin McMillan, that the City Government of Austin has reportedly imposed on me ever since March 9, 2017, in particular, may possibly violate my own civil rights and other legal rights in one or more ways?

If so, which legal action do you recommend that I pursue to appeal or lawfully and in a civil manner oppose that "taxation without representation" policy currently being imposed on me by the City Government of Austin?

My third question to you is this:

Commissioner Daugherty, are you yourself willing to directly contact Austin City Council Member Alison Alter on my behalf and directly obtain from her a written explanation that states in plain English what prompted Dr. Alter to impose a "no-phone calls, no-direct-written communications, no office visits" policy on myself ever since March 9, 2017?

Thank you in advance, Commissioner Daugherty, for your kind and helpful reply note to me about this very alarming legal liability issue and civil-rights issue currently facing the City Government of Austin in this capital city of Texas.

Sincerely and Best Wishes,

John Kevin McMillan, a resident of Austin proper on a continuous and uninterrupted basis ever since mid-March 1997.

My home address: Village Oaks Apartments (a NW Austin apartment complex reportedly owned and managed throughout by a for-profit corporation headquartered in Newton, Massachusetts), 10926 Jollyville Road, Building 9, Apartment 902, Austin, Texas, 78759.
My home phone: (512) 342-2295.
My Blog: John Kevin McMillan: A 21st Century Conservative Left-Wing Agenda
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TEXAS LEGISLATURE STILL TO THIS DAY HAS FAILED TO OFFICIALLY DESIGNATE 'RIO RED GRAPEFRUIT JUICE' AND UNSWEET ICED TEA AS THE OFFICIAL STATE BEVERAGES OF TEXAS

The continued failure by the Texas Legislature over a multi-decade period to officially designate an official state beverage for Texas comprises yet another example of the repeated squandering of a golden opportunity by our state's often-incompetent lawmakers.

When the Legislature finally does vote to approve the wonderfully delicious Rio Red Grapefruit Juice (Rio Red Grapefruits being a variety of grapefruit that reportedly is grown commercially only in Texas) and iced black tea or iced green tea as our official state beverages, this will offer a long-overdue and well-publicized promotion of those alcohol-free and very healthful beverages in our state.

That official endorsement by the Texas Legislature will also offer a major boost throughout Texas to the commercial preparation and production and sales of Rio Red Grapefruit Juice and iced tea.

Official adoption of "Rio Red Grapefruit Juice" as an official state beverage for Texas will also boost the economy of the Rio Grande Valley ---the region of Texas where those distinctively appetizing grapefruits are grown commercially. 

Anyone wishing to learn more about "Rio Red Grapefruit Juice" may find it in the refrigerated fruit-juices section at their nearby H-E-B chain supermaket. H-E-B Supermarkets are headquartered in San Antonio, Texas.

One cup of H-E-B's "Rio Red" grapefruit juice contains 100 percent of the minimum daily recommended consumption levels for vitamin C, and 10 percent of the minimum daily recommended consumption levels for potassium. One cup of H-E-B-brand "Rio Red" grapefruit juice reportedly contains 370 milligrams of potassium.

The cited Rio Red grapefruit juice at H-E-B stores is also fat-free and sodium-free, which is very good for your health.

THEORIES OF MINE THAT MIGHT EXPLAIN THE FACTUALLY DOCUMENTED POPULARITY IN RUSSIA OF MY ONLINE GOOGLE BLOGS

--Some Russians may be wondering why the City Government of Austin in Austin, Texas, has still to this day refused to ever at any time officially acknowledge that I myself, John Kevin McMillan of northwest Austin, have been a victim of alleged continuous and continuing criminal activities, including personal-injury crimes, in Austin.

---Some Russians may be wondering whether I myself have been victimized by allegedly vicious anarchist groups or allegedly mean-spirited plutocrats in Austin, Texas, that allegedly exhibit possible alleged criminal intent toward myself.

---Some Russians may be alarmed to note that the City Government of Austin's alleged decision over a multi-decade period to fail to itself publicly acknowledge that I myself am psychologically healthy and honest and factually accurate and law-abiding, may be putting the City Government of Austin at risk of incurring a lawsuit against that municipal government and state-capital city for Texas.

--Some Russians may be wondering why the Texas Rangers Division of the Texas Department of Public Safety state law-enforcement agency in Austin has still to this day chosen not to pursue any investigation of alleged possible violation of the law or alleged possible corruption by one or more City Government of Austin officials or employees in a context that directly refers to myself, self-identified crime victim John Kevin McMillan of northwest Austin.

--Some Russians may be wondering whether there could possibly be an alleged Russian source for any of the alleged personal-injury crimes and alleged fraudulent information and alleged criminal mischief allegedly inflicted on me against my wishes that allegedly have been occurring in Austin, Texas, USA.

---Some Russians may admire my sociological insights about American society.

--Some Russians may admire my intellect.

--Some Russians may be greatly impressed by my consistency of civility over a multi-decade period of my having resided in Texas.

--Some Russians may be impressed by my own complete lack of harmful intent, or complete lack of criminal intent, toward anyone and everyone, regardless of their nationality or racial or ethnic or religious or political identity or ideology.

--Some Russians may regard me as a very honorable chronicler of American decadence and depravity allegedly occurring in the 21st Century in the state capital city of Austin, Texas. 

---Some Russians may believe or suspect that the City of Austin and the County of Travis and the State of Texas and the Texas Legislature governing body of the State Government of Texas, have each allegedly and repeatedly failed over a multi-decade period to adequately reward me, including financially, for my own very keen intellect.

---Some Russians may be wondering why neither the State Government of Massachusetts, such as through the Massachusetts state legislature, nor the State Government of Minnesota, nor the State Government of New York, nor the State Government of Florida, nor the State Government of my own native state of Nebraska, nor the State Government of California, nor the State Government of Missouri, nor the State Government of Georgia, nor the State Government of any of the U.S. states bordering Texas (those states being Oklahoma, New Mexico, Louisiana, and Arkansas) has ever at any time chosen to directly contact the State Government of Texas on my own behalf in order to directly express major concern by that U.S. state about alleged violations of my own privacy rights allegedly occurring in Austin, Texas, at present.

--Some Russians may be wondering why I myself still have not been granted or do not have full and immediate access to all of my own cumulative lifelong personal financial wealth, a reportedly sizable multi-million dollar financial wealth of mine that my eldest brother, Kent Neal McMillan of Westlake Hills, Texas (a city bordering Austin), informed me about on the telephone in 1994 during a long-distance phone call I had made to Kent's and his wife's home (with themselves having resided in south Austin during that time period), a phone call I made from my own  "Snyder Daily News" daily newspaper newsroom workplace in west Texas. In that long-distance phone conversation, brother Kent volunteered to me that my lifelong cumulative financial wealth was being kept at that time in a savings account at a banking institution that Kent McMillan chose not to cite the name or location of.

---Some Russians may believe or suspect that I have been victimized by numerous alleged violations of my own human rights in the United States, including in Texas.

--Some Russians may be alarmed to note that the Austin Police Department municipal law-enforcement agency in Austin, Texas, USA, apparently has made no attempt at any time to ever on any occasion interview Central Texan businessman John Schlueter, himself a former KVUE Television Station staff member and apparently kindly personal friend of mine, about what prompted Mr. Schlueter to volunteer to myself on the telephone in February 2012, during a time period when he was still employed by the ABC-affiliate KVUE television station in northwest Austin: "No matter where you (John Kevin McMillan) go in Austin, you will always be getting raped (during your sleep)."

--Some Russians may be wondering why two news media companies situated in Austin, Texas---the KVUE Television station of Northwest Austin, situated a few blocks from the Texas Board of Pardons and Paroles state agency headquarters offices, a TV station that is currently owned by Gannett Broadcasting Company of McLean, Virginia; and the Fox 7 News station that is affiliated with the Fox Television network headquartered in New York City, New York---in a recent prior year have each specifically asked me to never again contact their television station ever again about my being a victim of alleged personal-injury crimes allegedly being inflicted on me against my wishes during my sleep as I lie alone on my own bed inside my own bolt-locked rental apartment unit in Austin, Texas.

--Some Russians may be wondering why the very powerful longtime chairman of the U.S. House of Representatives Homeland Security Committee, Congressman Michael McCaul of Westlake Hills, Texas---a municipality bordering the state capital city of Austin, Texas---has apparently done nothing at all through his congressional committee to help protect my own personal safety in Austin, including, in particular, during periods when I am sleeping alone (and I ALWAYS sleep alone) as I lie alone, unconscious and probably also snoring, on a bed I myself own inside my locked or bolt-locked apartment unit in northwest Austin.

--Some Russians may regard me as an honorable conservative left-wing victim of alleged continuous anonymous communications over a multi-decade period in Austin, Texas---a hideous form of ongoing alleged criminal mischief victimizing myself that the City of Austin, the County of Travis, the County of Williamson, the State of Texas, and the Texas Legislature governing body of the State of Texas, and the U.S. Government under President Donald Trump and, immediately before him, President Barack Obama, have each chosen to either permit or sponsor or finance.

--Some Russians may believe or suspect that the City of Austin, the County of Travis, the State of Texas, and the U.S. Government have allegedly permitted some fanatical Christian religious or political-action group --- a group exhibiting intolerance toward my own legal right to myself be a lifelong non-Christian gentleman --- to themselves participate in continuous alleged harassment of myself and alleged physical abuse of myself over a multi-year period in Austin, Texas, USA.

--Some Russians may believe or suspect that the City of Austin, the County of Travis, the State of Texas, and the U.S. Government have each been involved in an alleged cover-up of what is in fact an alleged continuous-felony-personal-injury-crimes case, with myself as the longtime-celibate-by-choice single adult white male victim---an alleged crime case that no law-enforcement agency for the City of Austin, the County of Travis, the State of Texas, or for the U.S. Government has ever at any time been willing to investigate in a diligently professional and very thorough and factually-accurate manner, or to ever at any time arrest any cited crime suspect.

--Some Russians may suspect that an unethical media company with ties to the illicit-drug underworld, the marijuana-trafficking underworld, the American tobacco industry, the American alcohol industry, or possibly the so-called gay-lesbian-transsexual-bisexual "community", has allegedly been harassing me and allegedly physically abusing me and medically injuring me in Austin, Texas, USA.

--Some Russians may be wondering why no government agency in Austin, Texas, has ever at any time publicly acknowledged to a reputable and honest and honorable news media company that I myself have been victimized in Austin, Texas, USA, by alleged hate crimes allegedly perpetrated against me by persons of an ethic group or racial group or religious group other than my own one-member (myself, only) and non-Christian as well as non-Judaistic, non-Moslem, non-Mormon, and non-Unitarian, religiously independent "Progressive Prohibitionist Religion".

--Some Russians may have expressed incredulity over the defiance by many Central Texans toward my own law-abiding choice to myself lead a life as a morally and aesthetically straight single adult white male gentleman in which 99 percent or more of all of my own personal friends or roommates or housemates are, in fact, heterosexual in sexual identity per se.

--Some Russians may suspect that the private financing of alleged extensive daily and year-round and multi-year harassment of myself in Austin, Texas, points to an alleged possible criminal involvement in my own substandard living conditions in this state capital city for which one or more millionaires or billionaires may allegedly be partly blameworthy.

--Some Russians may suspect or strongly believe that the daily and year-round sleep-interruption harassment, harassment-related sleep deprivation, and accompanying personal injury-infliction "medical services" allegedly victimizing me in Austin, Texas, on a daily and year-round and multi-year and continuing basis, comprise one of those most heinous and sadistic cases of attempted homicide victimizing a human  being that have ever occurred anywhere in the United States of America at any time in the entire history of this nation.

--Some Russians may suspect that the contempt toward my own privacy rights on a 24-hour-a-day-and-year-round basis that are allegedly exhibited by the City of Austin, the County of Travis, the State of Texas, and the U.S. Government allegedly comprise a form of alleged modern version of the infamous "Bataan Death March" that Imperial Japan during World War II subjected numerous Allied soldiers to in the Philippines.

---Some Russians might be alarmed by the in-person legal advice that Austin-based attorney John F. Campbell, an early 1960s University of Texas at Austin Law School alumnus, verbalized to me in person one day in the late 1990s during a two-person legal consultation meeting I had with Mr. Campbell inside his law-firm office near downtown Austin: "If the continuous noise pollution in your own living conditions here in Austin is in fact occurring as you (John K. McMillan) say, that is all the evidence I (State Bar of Texas member private attorney John F. Campbell of Austin, Texas) need to prove in a court of law that SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL YOU, JOHN (McMILLLAN)!"

--Some Russians may suspect or believe that the City of Austin, the County of Travis, the State of Texas, and the U.S. Government have allegedly permitted a militant gay group or militant gay media company to allegedly subject me to physical harm and medical injury as a means of illegally punishing me and illegally retaliating against me for leading a life for myself in Austin, Texas, in which I am lawfully single and am also celibate by choice on a daily and year-round and multi-year basis, including on a continuous and uninterrupted basis ever since the day when I moved to northwest Austin in August 2001.

--Some Russians may believe or suspect that the City of Austin, the County of Travis, the State of Texas, and the U.S. Government have knowingly permitted a militant gay group or militant gay person or militant gay media company to allegedly pursue illegal punitive measures against me in retaliation against my Constitutionally-protected legal right I assert to myself lead a life in which I very emphatically identify with and feel a greater overall affinity and enjoyment as a human being toward a significantly higher percentage of all of the law-abiding heterosexual adult men and law-abiding heterosexual adult women than of the other cited adult subpopulations.

--Some Russians may regard it as noteworthy that the American Civil Liberties Union, a non-profit group in the United States that I have sought legal assistance from on numerous occasions over a multi-decade period in Austin, Texas, has repeatedly chosen not to file any lawsuit on my behalf in any court of law anywhere in the United States.

---Some Russians may be aware that a former roommate of mine in Austin, Texas, Denis Eremin, who stated to me in the late 1990s that he was from the former Soviet Union (and who identified himself to me as a doctoral or post-doctoral student at the University of Texas at Austin's Physics Department, when he responded in the late 1990s to a "roommate-wanted" ad of mine in "The Daily Texan" student newspaper serving UT-Austin faculty, staff, administrators, and students), may have himself directly contacted Russian government authorities to express Mr. Eremin's own major concern about citedly substandard living conditions endured by myself over a multi-year period in Austin, Texas, USA.

--Some Russians may believe or suspect that I have been victimized by organized crime in Austin, and that possibly there may have been an alleged possible Russian Mafia or Jewish Mafia or Italian Mafia or Irish Mafia or Chinese Mafia or Mexican Mafia or alleged organized-crime sexual-trafficking involvement in those alleged organized crime activities allegedly victimizing me on a daily and year-round and multi-year basis during periods when I myself was asleep and unconscious and lying ALONE on my own bed inside my locked or bolt-locked rental apartment unit in Austin.

--Some Russians may believe or suspect that a U.S. state in addition to Texas, and possibly a foreign nation other than Russia, has allegedly had an alleged role, whether as financier or as sponsor or perpetrator or otherwise, in alleged violations of my own human rights that allegedly have occurred in Texas over a multi-decade period.

---Some Russians may believe that I have been subjected to religious or political or personal persecution in the United States.

--Some Russians may believe or suspect that I have been subjected against my wishes to allegedly fraudulent or allegedly harmful or injurious "medical care services" or "health-care services" in Austin, Texas.

---Some Russians may believe that alleged racial or ethnic antipathy toward me by many Texans has played a role in alleged violations of my own human rights and my own legal rights in the U.S. state of Texas.

--Some Russians may subscribe to the view that the living conditions I myself have endured in the U.S. state of Texas ever since January 1988 have been comparable to an individual being held against his wishes as a prisoner of war or inmate in a "prison" that was owned and operated in the early 1940s by Nazi Germany.

---Some Russians may be reviewing and re-evaluating whether one or more financial investors or businesses based in Russia are willing to have a continued financial relationship or business partnership of some type with Austin, Texas, or the greater Austin area of Texas, or with an institution based or headquartered in Austin, Texas, or the greater Austin area.

---Some Russians may suspect that one or more American citizens with Russian ancestry may have had an alleged involvement of some type in alleged harassment of myself in Texas over a multi-decade period.

--Some Russians may suspect that American citizens who identify themselves as either "atheist" or "agnostic" or "anti-religious" have allegedly had an involvement in alleged harassment and alleged physical abuse and alleged torture of myself in Austin, Texas.

---Some Russians may suspect or believe that a cited "gay group" or "gay professor" has allegedly violated my own privacy rights and human rights.

--Some Russians may suspect that I myself have been subjected to illegal forms of reprisal and retaliation in Austin, Texas, in response to my own very justifiable and factually-based and law-abiding and honest rejection of the so-called "gay rights movement" per se.

--Some Russians may suspect or believe that a so-called "educational services provider", such as a university or public school district or a college or alumni association or a religious group or media company offering "educational" services, has allegedly in a flagrantly illegal manner deprived me of full and immediate year-round access to full and reliable news and information services in Austin, Texas, USA.

---Some Russians may be intrigued and puzzled and horrified by factual evidence they observe from my blogs about alleged possible corruption and alleged possible dishonesty in conduct toward myself by officials and employees of local and state and federal government agencies and institutions in the United States, and particularly in the city of Austin, the county of Travis, the county of Williamson, and the U.S. state of Texas.

---Some Russians may seek to offer me a "safe home" in Russia.

--Some Russians may believe that if I were to visit or reside in Russia, this might boost Russian political propaganda about American society being allegedly repressive and illegally punitive toward a law-abiding and honest conservative single adult left-wing Anglo gentleman such as myself.

---Some Russians may be aware of possible alleged outside interference in my own life in Austin, Texas, that involves conduct by either a current Russian citizen or group of Russian citizens, or by a corporation or government-owned institution or agency based in Russia.

--Some Russians may regard my own brainstorming efforts over a multi-decade period in the United States as a possible long-term threat to the Russian quest for intellectual supremacy and cultural hegemony on this planet.

--Some Russians may regard a publicized review of my own nocturnal dreams about Russia over a multi-decade period as possibly comprising a threat to the internal security of Russian government.

--Some Russians may regard my alcohol-free new religion, the Progressive Prohibitionist Religion, as a possible eventual threat to the economy of Russia, since vodka currently ranks among the leading exports from Russia.

---Some Russians may regard me as an advocate for more harmonious relations between the United States and Russia.

---Some Russians may admire my own factually based approach to religion.

---Some Russians may find it impressive that I have expressed a lifelong keen affinity for the politically neutral and human-rights-minded northern European nation of Sweden.

--Some Russians may be aware that I am the youngest biological son of a botany researcher, Professor Calvin McMillan of the Austin area of Texas, whose published articles in scientific publications in prior decades elicited frequent and year-round reprint requests to Dr. McMillan from numerous scientists in the Soviet Union.

A GRIM CONSOLATION FOR ME, IN THE FORM OF LEGAL ADVICE TO ME ABOUT SIX YEARS AGO FROM A STATE BAR OF TEXAS MEMBER ATTORNEY IN HOUSTON:

I found it very reassuring this morning to recall inside my apartment unit in northwest Austin that a presumably first-rate State Bar of Texas member attorney in Houston, the honorable Mark Watler, did helpfully reassure me on the telephone about six years ago that the United States Constitution protects my own legal right and human right to myself enjoy FREEDOM OF NON-ASSOCIATION in regard to any and all of the individuals whom I myself have chosen to exclude from my own life.

"That Freedom of Non-Association is a corollary to the Freedom of Association clause of the Bill of Rights of the U.S. Constitution," private attorney Mark Watler, who spoke with me on the subject, did helpfully point out during the brief legal-consultation telephone call I made to his Ross Banks law firm roughly six years ago from my rental apartment unit at that time at Wind River Crossing Apartments in northwest Austin.

SEPTEMBER IN NEW YORK: AN IMAGINARY EAVESDROPPER'S REPORT

---"You can't live in New York without enrolling in a crash course on Wall Street and its role in New York life. Let me know when you decide to enroll, and I'll give you the name of the best instructor I know on that subject."

---"With my luck, the day I enroll in a crash course about Wall Street is the very day that the market itself crashes. The instructor would be too depressed about it all to even show up for class sessions. He might call in sick, and we'd get a substitute teacher who knows nothing about Wall Street. It's also likely that half the class would be so depressed about the market crash that they might cite mental health reasons for dropping out of the class."

--"The class you enroll in about Wall Street could turn into a course exclusively devoted to studying the most recent crash on Wall Street. That could be very depressing for you, and I recommend that you stay away from balconies of buildings at all times during that period."

---"You get called a moron here if you ever comment at a cocktail party that hedge funds obviously have something to do with lawn maintenance."

---"If your favorite cause is investing in wind power, this may be the right city for you. You could even build your own blow-them-away wind-energy-only portfolio, if you find the right investment firm here to help you on that."

---"Wasn't Boras the Greek God of the Wind? Since your emphasis is promoting wind power, maybe you should look for an investment firm that offers you a consultant with the first name of Boras. It would be so very, very, perfect for what you want as a Wind Power Tycoon."

---"Too bad they don't currently harness the wind power from hurricanes in Florida as a source of renewable energy. Every time a hurricane hits, it could be a massive bonanza for the wind-power energy industry there."

---"I have cousins who live in Florida, so I try to keep Florida's needs in the back of my mind. Plus, half of us New Yorkers move to Florida for retirement. It's like attending a class reunion when you move down to West Palm Beach for retirement."

--"Can you imagine being the spouse or dating partner of a Wall Street broker, and never being quite sure whether he'll be alive and well the next time you call him. I think every New Yorker who dates brokers worries that one day you suddenly learn that your broker boyfriend took a suicide leap after the market plunged. It's a very frightening scenario that all of us face."

---"Anytime you get a seemingly cheerful text from a broker boyfriend of yours, you are thinking in the back of your mind that if something fatal happens to him later that day, the 'New York Daily News' will publish that entire text message on their front page as his final words to the entire world. So then the question from the 'Daily News' would be, 'Why didn't you identify something eerie about that seemingly cheerful text message you got from your boyfriend, when you had reason to believe that he was fighting depression when he texted you that message?'"

---"To me, the worst possible combination is to date a manic-depressive stock broker. One day you would be feeling very, very depressed when you are with him, the next day you would be feeling very, very high around him. There will also be days when the market is down but your boyfriend is on an upswing emotionally in his manic-depressive mood swings. So when you go on dates with him during that period, half the time he'll be gleeful and half the time he'll be talking about Wall Street-induced suicide leaps."

--"No one in New York is ever financially secure. We have the bankrupt New Yorkers, and we have the potentially bankrupt New Yorkers. Those are our only two classes of people here."

--"Do you think the Statue of Liberty that greets visitors to New York gives an unfair advantage to Liberty Mutual insurance company on Wall Street? To me, the subliminal suggestiveness of the Goddess of Liberty welcoming you to New York carries the message, 'Liberty Mutual is the proud sponsor of this welcome'."

--"I'm just glad we don't have a computerized message board at Times Square that cites the total number of days that have occurred since New York City was most recently victimized by an act of terrorism. With all the sadistic people we have here, someone might regard that type of display sign as an invitation to break the winning streak we're currently on."

--"My only consolation with Donald Trump as President is that he's a landlord who understands a rent-paying tenant's need for a safe home in which to live and to get a full eight hours of uninterrupted, unmolested, unharmed, un-injured, unraped, un-poisoned, unharassed sleep every night without any home-invasion perpetrators ever attempting to enter their own bolt-locked residence. Many of Donald Trump's tenants are probably Democrats or conservative left-wing persons like myself who are a world apart from Trump when it comes to their political and religious beliefs. And I have not seen any story yet about any of his left-wing tenants complaining that Donald as landlord was unfair to them in any way. So when I think about Trump as head of state,  that is always grounds for hope for me."

--"As a non-drinker myself, I am very grateful that President Trump abstains from alcohol. There is never any risk that my 8-year-old son will see a photograph of Trump drinking a beer, as Obama was so keen on doing in front of the cameras. Maybe Trump's primary accomplishment as President will be to help to encourage as many Americans as possible to pursue an alcohol-free lifestyle, or to be light-drinkers. And I am also hopeful that the number of Americans who join Alcoholics Anonymous or some other support group for those seeking to abstain from alcohol will double or triple during Trump's term of office. Then maybe we'll finally get a drop in the DWI rate here in New York, where you would expect Donald's impact to be the greatest. So this may well be Trump's primary contribution to American history: that fewer of us are drunkards after his term of office finally does expire in 2021."

---"This is definitely the City that Never Sleeps. My standard diary entries from the last six-year period indicate very clearly that the most recent early-morning periods in which I got a full 8 hours of uninterrupted, un-harassed, unharmed, un-raped sleep as I lay alone on my bed inside my bolt-locked apartment here in New York were September 10, 2011, and before that, September 3, 2011. That is more than six years ago, and NYPD still has not arrested any suspect."

--"Maybe you are being hounded and harassed by some fanatical religious group that went on a retreat or celebrated a religious holiday of some type on Saturday, September 3, 2011, and then on Saturday, September 10, 2011. This might explain why they decided not to physically abuse you during your sleep inside your locked private residence on those two total days from the most recent six-year period here in New York."

--"The only thing I have in common with Donald Trump is that the Russians seem to like me quite a bit. Whenever I check readership stats from around the world on my online blog I write, I find that Russians read my blog more than twice as often as the citizens of Germany, three times as often as the French, nearly four times as often as the Ukrainians, and about 10 times more often than the British. And those are the top five foreign countries for readership of my blog. It's hard for me to figure out, since I have never even visited Russia, I have never studied the Russian language, and I am not a communist."

--"Maybe the Russians read your blogs so diligently because the KGB is after you! Maybe the KGB figures you have Russian military secrets in your possession---even though you of course do not. You might want to contact your congressman and ask him how to convince the KGB that you yourself have ZERO access to any Russian military secrets, so the KGB has no reason to be pursuing you or spying on you."

---"Are you completely sure it's not the CIA harassing you during your sleep inside your bolt-locked apartment unit here in New York? This may be a rare case where we blame Russian spies for harassment activities targeting American citizens, when the source of the harassment is actually the Central Intelligence Agency of the United States Government. You could contact your congressman and ask him to find out from the CIA whether that is the federal agency harassing you--or whether it's actually a foreign-government harassing you here in New York."

--"I would love to find out which of the numerical streets of New York gets the least motor-vehicle traffic. I could then make a weekly ritual of walking along that street while delighting in the absence of loud honking noises and carbon-monoxide emissions. It would be like an oasis in the middle of New York, if I can just figure out whether that heavenly street is 110th Street or some other street. And maybe there's even a nice park along this ideal street for pedestrians like me. I could take my dog into the park for some relaxation there."

--"I cannot imagine living in New York without owning a barking dog inside my apartment unit. Any pet that doesn't make loud noises to warn me about an intruder or prospective intruder in my apartment would be completely useless to me. I savor those barks, because they are what keep me alive in order to dial 911. Then when the police visit my crime-scene apartment, I always tell them it was my barking dog that saved my life. I even have a special dog biscuit I feed my dog whenever he saves my life with loud barking noises. That's my way of rewarding Scout for being a good Boy Scout for me inside my unit."

--"I wish I were as resourceful as my neighbors. They have Scottish, English, and German ancestry, so they called the British Embassy and German embassy here and asked them when their next embassy party will be. They then found a way to get invited to that embassy party, which is no mean feat. They tell me it's a great way to sample the cuisine of Britain and Germany without having to pay for the meal or leave a tip. They also said the British dishes offered at their embassy party were surprisingly tasty. It may well be that Great Britain gets an unfair reputation for bland food. Personally, I've always liked the taste of the malt vinegar the English pour on their fish and chips. It's the only cuisine I associate with malt vinegar."

DO NOT BE DUPED OR MISLED BY THE 'RAINBOW FLAG' THAT IS BEING ENDORSED WITH ALARMING FREQUENCY BY THE SO-CALLED GAY-RIGHTS MOVEMENT IN THE UNITED STATES

The so-called "Rainbow Flag" or "Rainbow Coalition Flag" that is being publicly displayed for propaganda purposes by gay activists in the United States is, in fact, a flagrant lie.

The "Rainbow Flag" implies in a very deceitful manner that any and all conduct by self-identified gay persons, lesbian persons, homosexual persons, bisexual persons, transvestite persons, and transsexual persons, is as "natural" and "beautiful" and "awesome" as a rainbow in the sky.

This analogy between a sublimely inspirational natural phenomenon occurring in the sky after rainfall, a multi-colored rainbow, and any and all conduct pursued by self-identified gay persons, is dangerously misleading and dishonest.

That analogy also implies in a dangerously misleading manner that any and all conduct being pursued by self-identified "gay persons" is somehow "divinely blessed" by a "deity in the sky". 


"No matter what conduct I as a gay person pursue in my own lifestyle, God is smiling on me at all times," the gay activist in his typically arrogant manner might as well declare.

Nothing could be further from the truth, as I myself, a dependably civil and law-abiding and honest single adult Anglo male opponent of the so-called "gay rights" movement, would like to politely emphasize to you.

My advice to you is that if you ever at any time observe any of the following conduct by a self-identified "gay" person, PLEASE feel free to exercise YOUR own freedom of speech and freedom of religion legal right to lawfully and in a civil manner oppose that conduct, such as by filing criminal-law charges through a reputable law-enforcement agency ---- or by filing a civil-law lawsuit in a court of law ---- against a cited "gay" or "lesbian" person or, if applicable, "gay group" or "gay media company":


---ALLEGED HOME INVASION CRIMES ALLEGEDLY PERPETRATED BY GAY ACTIVISTS AGAINST A PERSON WHOM THEY REGARD AS HAVING A CRITICAL VANTAGE POINT TOWARD THEIR CITED "SUBCULTURE".

--ALLEGED ILLEGAL FORMS OF STALKING PERPETRATED BY GAY ACTIVISTS THAT IS ALLEGEDLY INFLICTED ON A PERSON WHOM THE GAY ACTIVISTS IDENTIFY AS HAVING A CRITICAL VANTAGE POINT TOWARD THEIR CITED "SUBCULTURE".

--ALLEGED ILLEGAL SPYING AND FLAGRANTLY ILLEGAL ELECTRONIC SURVEILLANCE PERPETRATED BY GAY MILITANTS IN A CONTEXT VICTIMIZING HONORABLE, LAW-ABIDING, MALE ADULT PRIVATE CITIZENS.

--ALLEGED FLAGRANTLY ILLEGAL DEFIANCE OF THE PRIVACY RIGHTS AND FREEDOM OF SPEECH RIGHTS AND FREEDOM OF ASSOCIATION RIGHTS AND FREEDOM OF RELIGION RIGHTS OF LAW-ABIDING AND HONEST AND PRIVACY-RESPECTFUL GENTLEMEN AND LADIES WHO EACH HAVE A CRITICAL VANTAGE POINT TOWARD THE SO-CALLED "GAY RIGHTS" MOVEMENT.

--ALLEGED ILLEGAL FORMS OF HOSTAGE-TAKING OR ATTEMPTED ENTRAPMENT OR KIDNAPPING OR ALLEGED ILLEGAL "DEPROGRAMMING" ATTEMPT ALLEGEDLY PERPETRATED BY GAY MILITANTS IN A CONTEXT VICTIMIZING LAW-ABIDING AND HONORABLE AND HONEST PRIVATE CITIZENS.

---ALLEGEDLY ILLEGAL ANONYMOUS COMMUNICATIONS ALLEGEDLY PERPETRATED AGAINST AND VIOLATING THE PRIVACY RIGHTS OF AN HONORABLE HUMAN BEING WHOM THE GAY ACTIVISTS ALLEGEDLY TARGET FOR ABUSE BASED ON THE CITED HONORABLE INDIVIDUAL HAVING A CRITICAL VANTAGE POINT TOWARD THEIR OWN CITED "SUBCULTURE".

--ALLEGED ILLEGAL REPRISALS AGAINST INDIVIDUALS WHO MAINTAIN THAT A SELF-IDENTIFIED GAY PERSON OR SELF-IDENTIFIED LESBIAN PERSON WHO ADMITS TO BEING AN "ALCOHOLIC" OR WHO ADMITS TO BEING A "DRUG ADDICT" SHOULD NOT BE PERMITTED TO ADOPT ANY MINOR OR TO HOLD THE ROLE OF A CITED "LEGAL GUARDIAN" OF ANY MINOR.

--ALLEGEDLY ILLEGAL ANONYMOUS VERBALIZED DEATH THREATS ALLEGEDLY PERPETRATED BY GAY MILITANTS IN A CONTEXT THAT VICTIMIZES LAW-ABIDING, HONEST, AND PRIVACY-RESPECTFUL PERSONS.

--ALLEGED INFLICTION OF MEDICALLY INJURIOUS CONTINUOUS NOISE POLLUTION AS A POLITICAL AND RELIGIOUS AND ANTI-RELIGIOUS OR ATHEISTIC WEAPON OF VIGILANTE-STYLE AND OUTRAGEOUSLY ILLEGAL PUNISHMENT AND TORTURE AND PAIN-INFLICTION ALLEGEDLY INFLICTED BY GAY MILITANTS ON HONORABLE AND LAW-ABIDING HUMAN BEINGS.

---ALLEGED ILLEGAL FORMS OF PERSECUTION AND ILLEGAL FORMS OF PUNISHMENT OF AND RETALIATION AGAINST LAW-ABIDING GENTLEMEN AND LADIES WHO EACH OPPOSE LEGALIZATION OF MEDICAL MARIJUANA, LEGALIZATION OF MARIJUANA, AND ALSO OPPOSE ANY AND ALL FORMS OF ILLICIT-DRUG TRAFFICKING.

---ALLEGED ILLEGAL FORMS OF PERSECUTION AND ALLEGEDLY ILLEGAL FORMS OF PUNISHMENT OF AND RETALIATION AGAINST HONORABLE AND LAW-ABIDING GENTLEMEN AND LADIES WHO EACH IDENTIFY THEMSELVES AS BEING EITHER PERMANENTLY ALCOHOL-FREE TEETOTALERS OR, ON RARE OCCASIONS, LIGHT DRINKERS.

--ALLEGED ILLEGAL FORMS OF PERSECUTION AND ALLEGEDLY ILLEGAL FORMS OF PUNISHMENT OF AND RETALIATION AGAINST HONORABLE AND LAW-ABIDING MEMBERS OF THE ANTI-TOBACCO COMMUNITY IN THE UNITED STATES.

---ALLEGEDLY ILLEGAL FORMS OF PERSECUTION AND ALLEGEDLY ILLEGAL FORMS OF PUNISHMENT OF AND RETALIATION AGAINST HONORABLE AND LAW-ABIDING MEMBERS OF THE ANTI-GAMBLING COMMUNITY IN THE UNITED STATES.

---ALLEGEDLY ILLEGAL FORMS OF PERSECUTION AND ALLEGEDLY ILLEGAL FORMS OF PUNISHMENT OF AND RETALIATION AGAINST LAW-ABIDING AND HONORABLE PERSONS WHO EACH OPPOSE LEGALIZATION OF THE SEX CRIME OF PROSTITUTION.

---ALLEGEDLY ILLEGAL FORMS OF RETALIATION AGAINST AND PERSECUTION OF VIGILANT AND LAW-ABIDING AND HONORABLE AMERICAN CITIZENS WHO EACH OPPOSE THE ORGANIZED-CRIME "COMMUNITY" IN THE UNITED STATES.

--ALLEGED THOUGHT-CONTROL PROJECTS ALLEGEDLY PERPETRATED BY GAY MILITANTS AGAINST HUMAN BEINGS WHO EACH HAVE A CRITICAL VANTAGE POINT TOWARD THE SO-CALLED "GAY RIGHTS MOVEMENT".

--ALLEGED ILLEGAL AND INJURIOUS FORMS OF HARASSMENT ALLEGEDLY INFLICTED BY GAY MILITANTS ON LAW-ABIDING AND HONEST HUMAN BEINGS WHO HAVE A CRITICAL VANTAGE POINT TOWARD THE SO-CALLED "GAY RIGHTS MOVEMENT".

--ALLEGED ILLEGAL CONDUCT PERPETRATED BY GAY MILITANTS IN A CONTEXT EXHIBITING DEFIANCE AND CONTEMPT TOWARD A LAW-ABIDING AND HONEST SINGLE ADULT GENTLEMAN WHO HAS CHOSEN TO LEAD A FULLY CELIBATE LIFESTYLE ON A 24-HOUR-A-DAY AND YEAR-ROUND BASIS.

--ALLEGED ILLEGAL FORMS OF RETALIATION AGAINST AND ALLEGED ILLEGAL FORMS OF PUNISHMENT ALLEGEDLY INFLICTED ON COURAGEOUS INDIVIDUALS WHO EACH OPPOSE INTER-GENERATIONAL EXPLOITATION OF YOUNGER PERSONS, SUCH AS MIGHT OCCUR FROM THOSE YOUNGER PERSONS BEING UNFAIRLY PRESSURED INTO HAVING A "COMPELLED RELATIONSHIP" AGAINST THEIR WISHES WITH A SADISTIC AND INJURIOUS AND LAW-BREAKING "SUGAR DADDY" OLDER MALE PERSON.

--ALLEGED ILLEGAL FORMS OF HARASSMENT AND OTHER ALLEGEDLY CRIMINAL CONDUCT VICTIMIZING HUMAN  BEINGS WHO THEMSELVES IN A VERY HONORABLE MANNER OPPOSE THE SADO-MASOCHISTIC TORTURE OF ANOTHER PERSON, OR "S&M", IN THE CONTEXT OF A "GAY SEX LIFE" OR "GAY SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP".

---ALLEGED PERSONAL-INJURY CRIMES ALLEGEDLY PERPETRATED AGAINST A HUMAN BEING BY A GAY OR HOMOSEXUAL OR LESBIAN OR TRANSSEXUAL OR BISEXUAL OR TRANSVESTITE PERSON.

--ALLEGED DELIBERATE AND WILLFUL PERSONAL INJURY TO OR INFLICTION OF PERSONAL MEDICAL HARM ON ANOTHER HUMAN  BEING THAT IS ALLEGEDLY INFLICTED ON THAT INDIVIDUAL BY A MEMBER OF THE SO-CALLED "RAINBOW COALITION".

--DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED.

--INVOLVEMENT OF ANY TYPE IN SEXUAL TRAFFICKING AND PROSTITUTION.

--THE ALLEGED SEX CRIME OF PEDERASTY INVOLVING ALLEGED VIOLATIONS OF THE HUMAN  RIGHTS AND LEGAL RIGHTS OF MINORS.

--ALLEGED ILLICIT-DRUG TRAFFICKING.

--ALLEGED PURSUIT OF A "SEX LIFE" WITH ONE OR MORE OTHER HUMAN BEINGS BY A SELF-IDENTIFIED "GAY PERSON" AFTER THAT SELF-IDENTIFIED "GAY PERSON" HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR THE HIV VIRUS, WHEN THE ONLY HONORABLE AND LAW-ABIDING OPTION FOR THAT GAY PERSON IS, OF COURSE, PERMANENT AND YEAR-ROUND CELIBACY---AN HONORABLE CELIBACY THAT HELPS TO PROTECT THE HUMAN RIGHT OF MEMBERS OF THE HIV-NEGATIVE COMMUNITY TO ENJOY FULL AND YEAR-ROUND FREEDOM FROM THE OFTEN-FATAL HIV VIRUS.
--ALLEGED ILLEGAL FORMS OF PERSECUTION AND HARASSMENT OF HONORABLE INDIVIDUALS WHO ARE PERSONALLY OPPOSED TO SEX-CHANGE OPERATIONS INVOLVING SURGICAL REMOVAL OF THE MALE SEX ORGAN.

SEVERAL OF THE MOST COMMON LIFE-THREATENING OR INJURIOUS MISTAKES THAT ARE COMMITTED BY YOUNGER MEN AND TEENAGE MALE YOUTHS:

--They drive a motor vehicle while intoxicated.

--They are a passenger in a motor vehicle with a drunken driver.

--They drive a motor vehicle while under the influence of an illicit drug.

--They are a passenger in a motor vehicle with a driver under the influence of an illicit drug.

--They develop an addiction to marijuana or another illicit drug.

--They develop an addiction to consumption of tobacco products.

---They develop an addiction to spending money on gambling.

---They develop an addiction to consumption of alcohol.

--They host a social party without making it very clear to all invited guests from the start that no quantity of marijuana or any other illicit drug would be permitted anywhere on the premises of the party site.

--They attend a social party without obtaining specific assurance from the party host in advance that no quantity of any marijuana or any other illicit drug would be present or consumed anywhere on the premises of the party site.

--They have a role in a girl or woman sustaining an unwanted pregnancy.

--They fail to obtain a direct statement of prior consent from a girl or woman before they attempt to have sex with her.

--They center their social life on a nightclub or pick-up bar scene.

--They associate with persons who are not law-abiding.

--They associate with persons who are frequent liars.

---They pull pranks on, or perpetrate criminal mischief victimizing, other human beings.

TO BE CONTINUED

YOUR CHOICE ON HOW YOU VIEW THE ACHIEVEMENTS AND SUCCESSES OF OTHERS

Do you yourself look upon fine achievements by others as a source of vicarious enjoyment, or as a source of envy?

If you choose the former response, you will feel much happier and better and experience a sense of greater and kinder and more generous empathy toward another human being. And that can be very fulfilling in its own way.

TO THE HYPOTHETICAL ADULT YOUNGER GENTLEMAN WHO JUST RECEIVED A VERY IMPRESSIVE PROMOTION IN YOUR CAREER AND WHO ASKS ME FOR MY ADVICE, I URGE YOU TO PLEASE CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING STEPS TO MAKE THE MOST OF THIS GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY FOR YOURSELF:

---PLEASE refrain from participating in any binge drinking consumption of alcohol at any time during the first six-month period of your new position of employment. If you are consistently sober and proper and polite, this will greatly impress your work supervisors and associates.

--PLEASE refrain from consuming any drinking alcohol during any of your workdays or in any of the meals you eat in the middle of a workday for you.

--PLEASE make a point of identifying ANY possible current addiction you may currently have that might possibly undermine your job performance in any way, or that might possibly put you at risk of getting arrested by a law-enforcement agency or being subjected to a traffic-violation citation, or that might possibly subject you to a medical injury or emergency hospital room visit, at any time during the first six months of your new position of employment.

If you are able to identify ANY addiction you currently have that fits the above description, consider obtaining a loan from your credit union (if you are a current member of one) or borrowing from a trusted relative or a trusted friend, with the sole specific purpose of that loan being to yourself enroll in a successful addiction-treatment program ASAP that can help you to ensure that your first six months in your new job go very well for you.

---PLEASE pay closer attention than ever to driving within the speed limit at all times, when you travel by automobile, and to driving that vehicle in a very responsible and prudent and cautious and law-abiding manner. If you appear to be a "steady hand behind the wheel", this will make your supervisors and associates all the prouder that they chose to promote you to that new job you have just begun.

--PLEASE strive to arrive at least 15 minutes early for any and all of your scheduled appointments or scheduled meetings or clock-ins at the workplace that you pursue or attend while on duty for your company. This reputation for consistent promptness by you will help to reassure your work supervisors and associates that you are admirably polite, respectful, diligent, and conscientious in your new position of employment for your company.

--PLEASE refrain from patronizing any nightclubs or pick-up bars during the first six months of your new job.

--PLEASE refrain from participating in any fist-fights or major altercations or heated arguments at any time during the first six months of your new job.

--PLEASE refrain from verbalizing within earshot of any associate of yours any profane word or off-color word or flagrantly misanthropic word that might undermine your ability to convey a cheerful, optimistic, kind, polite, and gentlemanly style.

--PLEASE strive to yourself present a consistently cleanshaven, cleancut, well-groomed personal appearance throughout the entire six-month "probationary period" in which you are being scrutinized and monitored very closely by supervisors of yours at you workplace.

--PLEASE refrain from wearing more than one total ring, such as a wedding ring or engagement ring, throughout your entire six-month "probationary period" as a newly promoted employee for your company.

--PLEASE refrain from wearing any item of jewelry that you believe or suspect might possibly detract from your ability to convey a consistently professional style as a gentleman with a strong sense of platonic purposefulness in your career pursuits.

---PLEASE refrain from having any additional tattoos emblazoned anywhere on your body. If you impose a six-month ban on yourself obtaining any additional tattoos on your own body, this could help to convey your hygienic, professional style while on duty for your company.

--PLEASE refrain from consuming or purchasing any marijuana or any medical marijuana or any cocaine or any crack-cocaine or any other illicit drug at any time during the first six months of your new job.

--PLEASE refrain from attending any "party" or "dinner party" to which you are invited, if you have any reason to believe or suspect that any quantity of marijuana or any other illicit drug will be consumed by AT LEAST ONE PERSON at that party or dinner party.

--PLEASE refrain from spending any of your own hard-earned money on gambling at any time during the first six months of your new position of employment.

--PLEASE strive to reduce or minimize your consumption of any and all tobacco products throughout that very crucial six-month "probationary" period in which you are being evaluated on a frequent basis by work supervisors of yours and professional associates of yours.

--PLEASE spend as little time as possible with "smoke breaks" for yourself, if you are in fact a smoker who is not yet able to quit smoking. Also, make sure that any "smoke break" you participate in is a "smoke break" that your work supervisors have specifically approved for you in advance as acceptable to your employer.

--PLEASE keep a daily log of how many total minutes per workshift you are using to participate in "smoke breaks", if you are in fact a smoker and are not yet able to quit smoking altogether. Then promptly report to your immediate supervisor about that, in order to determine whether you should clock out immediately before  each and every "smoke break" you take. Your consulting your supervisor about your "smoke breaks" will also help you to determine whether the total number of minutes you devote per workshift to taking a "smoke break" is acceptable to your employer. It is possible that your employer will want you to make up for those "smoke break" minutes through a later clock-out time upon conclusion of your entire workshift.

--PLEASE refrain from inviting any of your coworkers or work supervisors or professional associates to "date" you during your off-duty time. This will protect your professional credibility and platonic-politeness credibility with all of your associates during this very, very crucial six-month period for you in your new position of employment.

---PLEASE politely decline any invitation from any female associate of yours, or any other associate of yours, to go on an off-duty "romantic date" with them. It is imperative throughout your entire first six months of your new position of employment that you demonstrate a strong sense of separating your professional life from your off-duty personal life.

--PLEASE refrain from paying any of your own money to attend any X-rated or pornographic movie at a movie theater, or to watch any X-rated or pornographic movie inside your own home, throughout the entire six-month probationary period for you in your new position of employment. This restraint on your part will help to convey the message to your work supervisors and associates that you are very job-focused and you have a strong sense of platonic purpose in your very impressive new role for your company.

---PLEASE strive to limit your own physical contact with any and all of your work associates or supervisors to handshakes or polite "verbal hugs", which will protect you against any possible risk of any associate of yours ever filing a harassment complaint against you with a work supervisor.

---PLEASE refrain from subjecting any coworker or associate of yours to any "prank" or "mischief" of any type at any time during your first six months of employment in your very impressive new career. This will signal the right message to your work supervisors that you are determined to be a true gentleman at all times in your new career-related life.

---PLEASE strive for tactful and polite work-related comments throughout the entire first six months of your very impressive new position of employment. This will help to demonstrate to your supervisors within you company that you are, in fact, a very responsible gentleman with a dependably professional style.

---PLEASE strive to consult honorable relatives and friends of yours who have had a proven record of success at achieving upward mobility in their career. Their suggestions and ideas and tips on how you can make the most of your wonderful career-related promotion will help you to maintain a calm, composed, confident, and hard-working style throughout the very crucial first six months of your new job.

---PLEASE consider inviting a trusted personal friend or trusted relative of yours to accompany you on at least one of your out-of-town business trips that you pursue during the first months of your new position of employment. Including that trusted confidante in your "new career life" will help to remind you to conduct yourself in a responsible, honorable manner throughout the very crucial six-month "probationary period" of your new job.

---PLEASE in your off-duty time consider attending a house of worship at least once per week, which will help you to achieve a sense of sublime devotion to your and others' lives during this very sensitive first six months of your new job. It will also be conducive to success in your new position of employment if you are encouraged, with help from attendance at a house of worship, to strive for an honest, moral, and kind style as a professional gentleman and human being.