MY MOST RECENT CRAIGSLIST 'AUSTIN RANTS AND RAVES' POSTING ASKS: HOW MANY DEVIL-WORSHIPERS WERE THERE IN THIS STATE CAPITAL CITY OF AUSTIN IN 2011?

HOW MANY DEVIL-WORSHIPERS WERE THERE IN THIS STATE CAPITAL IN 2011?(Austin)

I am still to this day baffled and haunted by a very surprising disclosure to me on the telephone that I received in 2011.

It was five years ago when a Houston-based private attorney stated to me on the telephone in 2011 from his law office that he believed I was being victimized during that time period inside my rental apartment unit along Research Boulevard in northwest Austin by "devil-worshipers in Austin," as he put it.

This raises two inevitable follow-up questions:

(1) HOW MANY DEVIL-WORSHIPERS WERE THERE IN AUSTIN FIVE YEARS AGO?

(2) IF YOU ANSWERED THAT FIRST QUESTION FROM ME, HOW DID YOU OBTAIN YOUR STATISTICAL ESTIMATE?