AN ANONYMOUS CRAIGSLIST 'AUSTIN RANTS AND RAVES' SECTION RESPONDENT ON JUNE 12, 2017, REPLIES TO ME WITH AN ONLINE POSSIBLY FACETIOUS AND IN-JEST-ONLY 'DISCLOSURE', OR MOCK-DISCLOSURE: 'THERE ARE WATCHERS IN YOUR (BOLT-LOCKED PRIVATE BEDROOM'S AND BOLT-LOCKED PRIVATE BATHROOM'S) WALLS OF YOUR RENTAL HOUSING UNIT IN AUSTIN, TEXAS'

Answer: how many devil worshippers in ATX in 2011

1. a bunch

2. I know because I read Rants-n-Raves, the most logical, scientific online forum there is.

I can understand how you're baffled by that, because from what the watchers in your walls report, you're still baffled by flush toilets and light switches.

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(THE ABOVE E-MAIL REPLY LETTER WAS POSTED ONLINE AT ROUGHLY 3 P.M. ON MONDAY, JUNE 12, 2017, IN CRAIGSLIST'S 'AUSTIN RANTS AND RAVES' PERSONALS-ITEMS SECTION BY AN ANONYMOUS WRITER AS A RESPONSE TO THE FOLLOWING (BELOW) 12:01 P.M. JUNE 12, 2017, CRAIGSLIST 'AUSTIN RANTS AND RAVES' SECTION POSTING FROM MYSELF, JOHN KEVIN McMILLAN OF NORTHWEST AUSTIN:)

HOW MANY DEVIL-WORSHIPERS WERE THERE IN THIS STATE CAPITAL IN 2011? (Austin)


I am still to this day baffled and haunted by a very surprising disclosure to me on the telephone that I received in 2011.

It was six years ago when a Houston-based private attorney stated to me on the telephone in 2011 from his law office that he believed I was being victimized during that time period inside my rental apartment unit along Research Boulevard in northwest Austin by "devil-worshipers in Austin," as he put it.

This raises two inevitable follow-up questions:

(1) HOW MANY DEVIL-WORSHIPERS WERE THERE IN AUSTIN SIX YEARS AGO?

(2) IF YOU ANSWERED THAT FIRST QUESTION FROM ME, HOW DID YOU OBTAIN YOUR STATISTICAL ESTIMATE?