WHY MY ONE-MEMBER (MYSELF ONLY) AND NON-CHRISTIAN 'HONOR SOCIETY' PROGRESSIVE PROHIBITIONIST RELIGION POSES A PLEASANT CONTRAST TO YOUR RELIGIOUS DENOMINATION's OR YOUR ATHEIST GROUP's OR YOUR ANTI-RELIGIOUS-GROUP's OR YOUR LABOR UNION's OR YOUR MEDIA COMPANY's OR YOUR CIVIC GROUP's OR YOUR POLITICAL PARTY's or YOUR UNIVERSITY's OR UNIVERSITY SYSTEM's OR YOUR 'EDUCATIONAL SERVICES PROVIDER's RESPECTIVE COLLECTIVE RECORDS

----EXACTLY NONE OF THE MEMBERSHIP OF MY OWN DENOMINATION EVER VERBALIZES THE INFAMOUS 'F' WORD, EXCEPT IN QUOTING PERSONS FROM OTHER RELIGIOUS DENOMINATIONS OR FROM ATHEIST OR AGNOSTIC OR HEDONISTIC GROUPS IN AUSTIN WHO DO, IN FACT, OFFEND THE EARDRUMS OF THIS PARTICULAR RELIGIOUS GENTLEMAN IN AUSTIN ON A FREQUENT BASIS.

---EXACTLY NONE OF THE MEMBERSHIP OF MY OWN DENOMINATION OBJECTS IN ANY WAY IF YOU AS AN INDIVIDUAL CHOOSE TO LEAD A LIFE FOR YOURSELF IN WHICH ALL OR NEARLY ALL OF YOUR OWN MALE ADULT FRIENDS AND FEMALE ADULT FRIENDS HAPPEN TO BE HETEROSEXUAL IN SEXUAL IDENTITY PER SE.

---EXACTLY NONE OF THE MEMBERSHIP OF MY OWN DENOMINATION PARTICIPATES IN ANY WAY IN SEXUAL PROSTITUTION OR SEXUAL TRAFFICKING OR SEXUAL PROMISCUITY. AS SOME LAW-ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES HAVE BEEN REPEATEDLY INFORMED BY ME OVER A MULTI-YEAR PERIOD, ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE I HAVE BEEN SITUATED OR TRAVELED TO ANYWHERE IN THE ENTIRE GREATER AUSTIN METRO AREA OR IN CENTRAL TEXAS AT ANY TIME SINCE LATE DECEMBER OF 1979, I MYSELF HAVE BEEN COMPLETELY CELIBATE, WITH ZERO SEXUAL CONTACT BETWEEN MYSELF AND ANOTHER HUMAN BEING OR ANY BEAST, FOR THAT MATTER, THROUGHOUT ANY AND ALL OF MY OWN CONSCIOUS OR WAKING HOURS EVER SINCE LATE DECEMBER OF 1979 ANYWHERE IN THE ENTIRE GREATER AUSTIN METRO AREA AND ANYWHERE ELSE IN CENTRAL TEXAS.

---EXACTLY NONE OF THE MEMBERSHIP OF MY OW DENOMINATION HAS ANY TIES TO EITHER ORGANIZED CRIME, OR ANY ALLEGEDLY CORRUPT LABOR UNION.

---EXACTLY NONE OF THE MEMBERSHIP OF MY OWN DENOMINATION EVER BREAK INTO YOUR HOME OR APARTMENT OR LOCKED BEDROOM.

---EXACTLY NONE OF THE MEMBERSHIP OF MY OWN DENOMINATION EVER ATTEMPT TO INJURE YOU OR HARM YOUR MEDICAL HEALTH OR CREATIVELY VITAL MEDICAL LONGEVITY DURING PERIODS WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING (OR DURING PERIODS WHEN YOU ARE AWAKE).

---EXACTLY NONE OF THE MEMBERSHIP OF MY OWN DENOMINATION EVER SUBJECT ANYONE TO A 'THOUGHT-CONTROL' PROJECT.

---EXACTLY NONE OF THE MEMBERSHIP OF MY OWN DENOMINATION EVER KNOWINGLY SUBJECT YOU TO DELIBERATELY FRAUDULENT 'INFORMATIONAL SERVICES'.

---EXACTLY NONE OF THE MEMBERSHIP OF MY OWN DENOMINATION IS STALKING ANYONE.

---EXACTLY NONE OF THE membership of my own denomination ever subject anyone to any anonymous communications impinging upon that person's privacy rights.

---EXACTLY NONE of the membership of my own denomination have ever knowingly subjected another human being to continuous noise pollution determined to have been medically injurious to that human being's hearing capacity or medical health.

---EXACTLY NONE of the membership of my own denomination ever consume any drinking alcohol.

---EXACTLY NONE OF THE MEMBERSHIP OF MY OWN DENOMINATION EVER CONSUME MARIJUANA OR ANY OTHER ILLICIT DRUG.

---EXACTLY NONE OF THE MEMBERSHIP OF MY OWN DENOMINATION EVER CONSUMES ANY TOBACCO PRODUCT.

---EXACTLY NONE OF THE MEMBERSHIP OF MY OWN DENOMINATION HAS ANY MUSTACHE OR BEARD OR GOATEE ON HIS FACE.