IF YOU WANT TO ASSOCIATE WITH ME DURING MY AND YOUR LEISURETIME, YOU MUST FIRST BE:

---someone who obtains specific and express prior authorization directly from myself before you visit my apartment unit.

----someone who always politely knocks on the front door of my apartment unit if you wish to enter this apartment.

---someone who never attempts to "enter" my apartment unit from any "sliding glass door" or "side door" or "outdoor balcony" or "trick door" or "hidden door" or "hidden point of entry" or any other "point of entry" aside from the clearly identified FRONT DOOR leading directly into the living room of this particular unit.

----someone who, if no one from inside my apartment unit specifically answers the front door and specifically invites you into this unit, politely concludes that you are NOT invited to enter any room of this apartment unit, and you promptly walk away.

----someone who, if a person other than myself ever invites you into or lets you into the two-bedroom two-bath apartment unit that I myself currently share with one total Anglo male adult official roommate, will yourself knock on the locked door leading into my locked private bedroom if you then seek to enter my bedroom. And if you do not receive any directly-stated permission from me to yourself enter my locked bedroom, you politely stay away from my bedroom throughout your entire visit into this apartment unit.

----someone who, if a person other than myself ever invites you into my apartment unit at a time when I myself am away from this unit, will yourself refrain from opening my closed bedroom door or from "hiding" in my bedroom or in any closet or bathroom or outdoor-balcony seven-foot-tall and massive storage locker abutting my bedroom, at any time during your visit.

----someone who, if you yourself ever directly observe---or hear any rumors about---myself, John Kevin McMillan, being a possible or apparent victim of any alleged felony crime in Austin, Texas, will yourself very kindly and promptly call the Austin Police Department, or, if you prefer, any other law-enforcement agency with possible jurisdiction, such as the Travis County Sheriff's Office, the Travis County District Attorney's Office, the Texas Rangers Division of the Texas Department of Public Safety, the Texas Department of Public Safety headquarters in Austin, the Attorney General of Texas, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the Austin Community College Police Department, or the University of Texas System Police Department, to yourself promptly report that crime evidence.

----someone who does not attempt to "visit" me or "interact" with me or have any "involvement" with me or subject me to any "medical services" of any type during any period when I am sleeping alone, unconscious and probably also snoring, as I lie alone on my own private twin-size bed inside my locked private bedroom of my bolt-locked apartment unit.

----someone who has no history of having ever been rejected by myself.

----someone who has no history of ever at any time verbalizing any type of death threat to myself.

----someone who has no history of stalking or sexually assaulting or inflicting bodily injury on myself.

----someone who is completely lacking in criminal intent, or CI, toward myself.

----someone who does not subject me to any "medical-technology" services or any "medical services" during periods when I am, in fact, sleeping alone and lying unconscious on my own twin-size futon inside my locked private bedroom of my bolt-locked apartment unit.

---someone who fully supports my own legal right and human right to myself enjoy a full and healthful and fully restful eight or seven hours of uninterrupted sleep, including full REM or deep sleep, every night on my own bed, without any disruptions of that sleep or any deprivation of sleep ever being deliberately inflicted on me by any other person or group of persons.

----someone who fully supports my own legal and human right to enjoy having "sweet dreams," or dreams during my nocturnal slumber which feature enthusiasm and affinity and delight by me toward a wide variety of cited persons, without your then attempting to "punish" me or "penalize" me or "inflict pain" on me or "retaliate" against me or "inflict negative reinforcement" on me for having had intensely pleasant and "sweet dreams" about other human beings as I lie alone, unconscious, on my own bed inside my locked private bedroom of my bolt-locked apartment unit in Austin.

---someone who fully supports my own personal goal for myself of achieving a full and creatively vital and fully ambulatory medical lifespan and creatively vital longevity for myself in my own life, with 82 years being the current average longevity of Americans of today, according to one first-rate medical physician who recently discussed that subject with me in response to questions from me inside his medical clinic in Austin.

----someone who fully respects and concurs with my own emphatic statement that "there is a very good internal-security-related reason why I, John Kevin McMillan of northwest Austin, at nighttime always lock the door leading into my private bedroom from the living room of my apartment unit."

---someone who, if informed that I myself sleep exclusively on a twin-size (small) futon-style bed that I myself own inside my apartment unit, concludes that "this indicates to me that John Kevin McMillan does NOT AGREE to sleep with or share his bed with any other human being, or any animal or 'beast', for that matter, as he himself obviously lies alone on his own bed inside his locked private bedroom. The apparent width and size of Mr. McMillan's futon bed is narrow and small, which conveys the right message to me that Mr. McMillan, a single-by-choice adult white non-Christian gentleman, wishes to sleep ALONE on his own bed, and I of course feel fully comfortable with that choice of his."

----someone who strongly supports my own belief that "'heinous" is the applicable word for personal injury crimes and sexual assault crimes inflicted on a person when he himself is asleep and lying alone unconscious on his own bed---partly because the victim of those crimes has no way of putting a stop to that attack or directly with his own eyes identifying the assailant in that context."

----someone who strongly supports my own emphatic belief that "heinous" and "sinister" are the applicable words for any person or group of persons, regardless of their cited "relation" to the victim, who or that deliberately attempt to inflict bodily pain on the anus or legs or knee area or abdomen of any human being during a period when that person is lying alone sleeping, unconscious and possibly even snoring, on his own bed during his bedtime hours.

---someone who supports proposed revision of the state penal code of Texas that will significantly increase criminal-law penalties on individuals who are convicted in a court of law in Texas of subjecting a person while unconscious to any form of personal injury crime or sexual assault crime or other crime, such as the deliberate infliction of medical fraud or injurious medical services on that individual by any "medical services provider" or "medical services supply business" or "medical technology specialist".

----someone who does not consume any quantity of marijuana, medical marijuana, cocaine, heroin, or any other illicit drug in his own life.

---someone who fully honors and feels fully comfortable with my own very comprehensive alienation from and indignation toward marijuana, medical marijuana, cocaine, "crack" cocaine, methamphetamines, heroin, LSD, and any other illicit drug.

---someone who does not attempt to subject me against my wishes to any involuntary consumption of any illicit drug of any type, or any hallucinogen of any type, during periods when I myself am sleeping alone and lying unconscious on my own bed.

---someone who fully honors and feels comfortable with my own very permanent choice, ever since the summer of 1990, to myself always abstain from any consumption of any quantity of beer or any quantity of any other type of drinking alcohol.

---someone who is either a complete abstainer from drinking alcohol or a light drinker, at most.

----someone who does not smoke any cigarettes or consume any snuff tobacco, if at all possible; and if you don't fit that description, someone who most definitely refrains from ever at any time consuming any tobacco product in the same building as myself or within 500 feet of myself.

----someone who uses clean and non-profane language in your in-person conversations with me and in your e-mail letters to me and letters to me.

----someone who has no tattoo on your own body, or, at the very least, someone who does not bear any tattoos on your own body that contain any obscene or profane language, or any insinuations of criminal conduct, by yourself.

----someone who takes pride in yourself leading a civil and law-abiding and vigilant and conscientious and honest and privacy-respectful lifestyle.

----someone who opposes "thought-control projects," and who reveres the Freedom of Speech and Freedom of Religion and Freedom of Mutual-Consent Association legal and Constitutional rights involving NON-anonymous communications by any and all American citizens, including yourself and myself.

----someone who politely accepts the fact that you are not a current member of my own religious denomination, this being very obviously the case partly because I myself, John Kevin McMillan of Austin, am the only approved current official member of the non-Christian, anti-alcohol, anti-tobacco, anti-tattoos, anti-illicit-drugs, anti-marijuana-minded, anti-profanity-in-everyday-speech-minded, and "Honor Society" Progressive Prohibitionist Religion that I myself founded.

----someone who welcomes civil and honestly stated criticism by any citizen of the United States or any visitor to the United States from a foreign nation, of any cited "community" or any cited "religious group" or any cited "subculture" or any cited "institution" or any cited "educational system" or any cited "government agency" or any cited "business" or any cited "media company" or any cited "media services provider" or any cited "medical services provider" or any cited individual or group of individuals,

-----someone who yourself fervently opposes anonymous communications that violate the privacy rights of the individual being subjected to those anonymous communications.

----someone who yourself refrains from talking about about "sex" or "sexual identity" or "sexuality" or "sexology" or "favorite sexual turn-ons" per se in my presence, though you are free to talk with me about your cited "romantic partner" or "spouse" or "wife" or "husband" or "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" or "roommate" or "housemate" or "relative" or "friend" in conversations with me.