I MYSELF WILL NEVER:

---BREAK INTO YOUR BEDROOM.

---BREAK INTO YOUR HOME.

----SHOVE CHLOROFORM INTO YOUR NOSTRILS THAT KEEPS YOU UNCONSCIOUS WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING.

----MOVE YOU OFF THE BED ON WHICH YOU ARE LYING UNCONSCIOUS AND ASLEEP, OR MOVE YOU OUT OF THE ROOM IN WHICH YOU ARE SLEEPING, AT ANY TIME DURING YOUR BEDTIME OR NAP-TIME HOURS WHEN YOU ARE UNCONSCIOUS AND ASLEEP.

---DELIBERATELY INFLICT PHYSICAL PAIN AND PHYSICAL TORTURE ON YOU WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING.

----DANGLE YOUR BODY UPSIDE DOWN WHILE YOU ARE ASLEEP AND UNCONSCIOUS.

----SUBJECT YOU TO LIQUIDS BY "FORCE-FEEDING" YOU WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING.

----SUBJECT YOU TO FLUIDS OR INHALANTS DURING YOUR SLEEP THAT I KNOW ARE HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH OR MEDICAL LONGEVITY.

----REPEATEDLY PUMP OXYGEN OR SOME OTHER GASEOUS SUBSTANCE INTO YOUR MOUTH AND LUNGS WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING.

----DELIBERATELY INFLATE YOUR ABDOMEN AND INCREASE YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE BY PUMPING LOTS OF OXYGEN OR OTHER GASEOUS SUBSTANCES INTO YOUR LUNGS WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING.

---SUBJECT YOU TO NASAL INHALANTS OF ANY TYPE WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING.

---SUBJECT YOU TO ANY ILLICIT SUBSTANCE, SUCH AS COCAINE OR ANY HALLUCINOGEN, WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING.

----DELIBERATELY INFLICT BLOODINESS TO THE MUCUS OF YOUR RIGHT NOSTRIL WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING.

----SEXUALLY ASSAULT YOU WHEN YOU ARE ASLEEP.

---REPEATEDLY INFLICT AN UNPLEASANT VIBRATION SENSATION ON YOUR ANUS WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING.

----DELIBERATELY ROB YOU OF SLEEP.

---DELIBERATELY ROB YOU OF REM SLEEP, OR DEEP SLEEP.

----DELIBERATELY INFLICT CONTINUOUS NOISE POLLUTION INTO EITHER OR BOTH OF YOUR EARDRUMS WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING.

---DELIBERATELY AND WILLFULLY CAUSE YOU TO HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT VIOLENT PERSONS WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING.

----INFLICT CUTS OR BRUISES OR WOUNDS ON YOUR ARMS, NECK, FACE, LEGS, OR FEET WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING.

---DELIBERATELY APPLY PROLONGED AND INTENSE PHYSICAL PRESSURE ON SEVERAL OF YOUR VEINS AND ARTERIES AND OTHER PARTS OF YOUR BODY WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING.

----DELIBERATELY INFLICT A MEDICAL DISABILITY ON YOU.

----ATTEMPT TO UNDERMINE YOUR ABILITY TO ENJOY THE BEST POSSIBLE MEDICAL HEALTH AND A CREATIVELY VITAL AND FULLY AMBULATORY AND FULL NATURAL LIFESPAN.