Statements To Me Sought for My Pending EEOC Charge Lawsuit vs Souper Salad Inc. in federal or state court

I am very grateful to any and all of the friendly former customers of mine, friendly former coworkers of mine, and friendly former work supervisors of mine at Souper Salad Lakeline restaurant situated within the city limits of Austin, Texas, near Lakeline Mall----and at Souper Salad Highland restaurant near Highland Mall in Austin, Texas, and Souper Salad restaurant in Round Rock, Texas---who have very kindly and helpfully contacted either myself or the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission on behalf of my employment-discrimination complaint that I filed in July 2009 against Souper Salad Inc. of San Antonio.

My legal name is John Kevin McMillan. Some of you may remember me as "John McMillan" or "John K. McMillan," or as "John" or "John Kevin" or "Kevin."

In an August 5, 2010-dated reply letter that I received in the mail on August 7, 2010----more than one year after I filed my EEOC legal complaint against Souper Salad Inc.----Mr. Pedro Esquivel, Director of the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commissions San Antonio Field Office, informed me in writing that I have 90 days in which to myself file an EEOC-related lawsuit on my own against Souper Salad Inc. of San Antonio, Texas, in a court of law in federal court or state court, Mr. Esquivel helpfully stated.

The cited apparent deadline for myself filing that lawsuit on my behalf against Souper Salad Inc. of San Antonio, Texas, in federal court or in state district court in Austin, Texas, or in San Antonio, Texas, or in Dallas, Texas, or in Denver, Colorado, or in Lewisville, Texas, or in Sugar Land, Texas, therefore occurs in November of 2010.

At this time, I would like to ask any of you who observed any possible evidence of alleged employment-discrimination against me or any alleged possible violations of my own civil rights of any type inside ANY of my three respective Souper Salad workplaces in the Austin area and Round Rock area during the period October 1, 2008, until June 25, 2009, to PLEASE CONTACT ME DIRECTLY ABOUT THIS LEGAL MATTER. Your testimony or sworn affidavit on my behalf in federal or state district court in my pending lawsuit against my former employer Souper Salad Inc. will be invaluable to me.

My E-mail address is: mcmillanj@att.net.

My home phone number is: (512) 342-2295.

If you call me and get my automated voice-mail greeting from me, please leave a phone message for me indicating whether you are willing to testify on my behalf, or provide me with a sworn affadavit or other written statement, for the pending EEOC-related employment-discrimination lawsuit that I plan to file on my behalf against Souper Salad Inc. of San Antonio, Texas.

I am also hereby inviting any and all inquiries about this case from reputable private attorneys, legal scholars, law professors, or law students with expertise in or knowledge about pursuing employment-law litigation in Texas. I'm especially hopeful that I will receive inquiries by early November of 2010 (the apparent deadline for filing this planned lawsuit against Souper Salad Inc. in a court of law on my own behalf) from private attorneys who are willing to work on a contingency-fee basis (an attorney fee being charged to me only if I am successful in my planned lawsuit against Souper Salad Inc.), or who are willing to provide me with legal services for this lawsuit on a pro-bono basis.

I was very abruptly fired from my part-time server position for Souper Salad Inc. inside Souper Salad Highland on June 25, 2009. That dismissal, which occurred without explanation to myself, came after seven consecutive years of dedicated service to Souper Salad Inc. by myself inside Souper Salad restaurant workplaces for me in Austin, Cedar Park, and Round Rock.

I had arrived at my Souper Salad Highland workplace near Highland Mall in Austin, Texas, several minutes early the morning of June 25, 2009, when I was fired in person by a corporate headquarters official for Souper Salad Inc., Mr. Craig Richard. I was preparing to clock in on the computer time clock of that restaurant when that Souper Salad corporate official inside my workplace suddenly and without prior warning "greeted" me by curtly informing me that my seven-year tenure with Souper Salad Inc. had just ended, Mr. Richard stated. I was fired from my job, he said. That Souper Salad corporate headquarters official then demanded that I leave my workplace immediately.

After I was fired without cause on June 25, 2009, from my waitering job for Souper Salad Inc., I successfully qualified for and received unemployment insurance through the Texas Workforce Commission relating to that dismissal of myself.

I filed an EEOC employment-discrimination complaint on my own behalf against Souper Salad Inc. of San Antonio, Texas, in July of 2009, and the assigned investigator was John Ahlstrom of the San Antonio Field Office of the EEOC.

The time-frame scope of the pending EEOC Charge lawsuit from myself against Souper Salad Inc. of San Antonio refers to noteworthy aspects of my working conditions inside three respective Souper Salad restaurants in Austin, Cedar Park, and Round Rock, Texas, specifically during the time period from October
1, 2008, until June 25, 2009.

To better identify myself to you, I should mention that my Souper Salad uniform inside my workplace featured a pin that cited my name as "John" to each of my Souper Salad customers. I am 6-foot, two and one-half inches in height; Scottish, English, and German in ancestry, and Anglo in racial identity; facially cleanshaven (no facial hair); relatively slender; and I'm dark-haired with brown eyes.

I am college-educated, and I am semi-fluent in Spanish. I'm also a lifelong single gentleman, and I do not wear any ring or bracelet or necklace or any other jewelry. I have no tattoos on my body, and I keep the hair atop my head either short or relatively short in length at all times. As a server for Souper Salad, I took pride in using clean language at all times, and at offering a friendly and attentive and conscientious and hygienic and honest and honorably professional style toward all of the customers dining in my section of the restaurant.

I lead a permanently-tobacco-free, permanently-alcohol-free, and permanently illicit-drug-free lifestyle, and I occasionally mentioned these lifestyle-related strengths of mine in polite conversations I had with customers of mine, coworkers of mine, and work supervisors of mine. I also had a reputation among many of you, as you may recall, for MY BEING A GENTLEMAN SERVER FOR SOUPER SALAD INC. OF SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS, WHO MYSELF HAS NO CRIMINAL-CONVICTION RECORD AND NO PENDING CHARGES AGAINST ME, EITHER.

Some of you may remember my having mentioned to you that I'm a former full-time employee in Austin of the Texas Department of Public Safety state agency, the Texas Board of Pardons and Paroles of the State Government of Texas, and the Texas Department of Criminal Justice state agency. Others of you may recall my having mentioned to you inside my Souper Salad workplace that I'm also a former newspaper reporter who myself covered the high-school sports scene for the "Baytown Sun" daily newspaper in Baytown, Texas, for instance, and who myself covered education for a variety of general-circulation newspapers in Texas, including the "Sweetwater Reporter" daily newspaper in Sweetwater, Texas, and "El Campo Leader-News" in El Campo, Texas (a city situated in Wharton County, Texas).

If you would like to share any recollections or impressions you might have that relate in any way to alleged harassment of myself or alleged discrimination against myself, or if you observed any evidence of a hostile work environment toward me or of alleged background noise pollution from "media services" allegedly targeting myself inside my Souper Salad workplace, or if you observed any possible evidence of alleged violations of my own civil rights or my own privacy rights inside my Souper Salad buffet-restaurant workplace in Central Texas, or if you would like to share your own impressions about whether I was a friendly and polite and professional and competent server inside a Souper Salad restaurant workplace for me at any time during the applicable period from October 1, 2008, until June 25, 2009, PLEASE send me an E-mail note to myself, John Kevin McMillan, at my E-mail address of mcmillanj@att.net.

THE CORRECT EEOC CHARGE NUMBER FOR THIS PENDING LAWSUIT OF MINE AGAINST SOUPER SALAD INC. OF SAN ANTONIO IS: 36A-2009-00422.

My EEOC complaint against Souper Salad Inc. maintains that that San Antonio-based restaurant chain corporation allegedly discriminated against me based on "Sex," "Religion" (I'm a "Progressive Prohibitionist" in religious identity, as my 2009 EEOC complaint versus Souper Salad Inc. clearly states, my Progressive Prohibitionist Religion being an alcohol-free, tobacco-free, law-abiding, law-enforcement-minded, non-Christian, non-proselytizing religion with very strict membership-eligibility requirements that fervently opposes anonymous communications and fraudulent communications, and that prohibits any and all of its members from participating in anonymous or fraudulent communications), "Age," "Disability" caused by alleged constant and year-round background noise pollution throughout all of my working hours inside my Souper Salad workplace, and "Retaliation."

The Retaliation-related EEOC allegation from myself refers to alleged punishment of myself by Souper Salad Inc. of San Antonio, Texas, in response to my having submitted written concerns of mine to Souper Salad Inc. officials about alleged employment discrimination against myself at the workplace that allegedly occurred in in violation of my civil rights through a variety of ways.

Among the cited legal issues in my EEOC complaint vs. Souper Salad Inc. of San Antonio, Texas, that for the purposes of this particular legal complaint against Souper Salad Inc. solely relate to and solely refer to the period October 1, 2008, through June 25, 2009 (and possibly since then as well), are:

---Profane speech, verbalized epithets, frequent fraudulent communications, and obscene communications allegedly victimizing myself and allegedly inflicting on me an involuntary defacto public nudism against my wishes and involving pervasive and stress-inducing as well as injurious violations of my own privacy rights against my wishes throughout all working hours for me on a daily and year-round basis from October 1, 2008, until June 25, 2009, inside each of my Souper Salad workplaces;

---The alleged presence of high-technology and surreptitious background media "oral communications" against my wishes that incessantly inflicted very severe and injurious verbal harassment and public disparagement and alleged incessantly verbalized slander and year-round verbalized character assassination of myself, including through false verbalized allegations hurled at myself, throughout each and every one of my workshifts as a staff member waiting on customers at their dining tables inside Souper Salad restaurants in Austin, Texas, Cedar Park, Texas, and Round Rock, Texas, from the cited time period of October 1, 2008, through June 25, 2009;

---Alleged anonymous verbalized death threats and frequent fraudulent anonymous communications and frequent stalking-evidence communications allegedly victimizing myself during working hours for me inside each of my respective Souper Salad workplaces in Cedar Park, Texas, Austin, Texas, and Round Rock, Texas, on a daily and year-round basis from October 1, 2008, through June 25, 2009;

----Daily and year-round anonymous verbalized warnings to me throughout each of my
Souper Salad Inc. workshifts from October 1, 2008, through June 25, 2009, with those incessant verbalized threats and verbalized warnings inflicted on me allegedly stating on many thousands or millions of total occasions that one or more of the cited specific individuals or specific entities I'd already rejected from my own life (I am formally alleging to the U.S. Government's Equal Employment Opportunity Commission that dozens of actual names of individual persons and entities FROM MY OWN PAST whom I'd already permanently rejected and chosen to EXCLUDE from my own life and life circumstances, were each repeatedly and incessantly cited to me throughout each and every one of my workshifts inside a Souper Salad restaurant in Cedar Park, Austin, and Round Rock, Texas, along with incessant verbalized warnings also inflicted on me which stated that each of those cited individuals or entities cited by name whom I'd already rejected from my own life, allegedly sought to "compel" me or "require" me or "force" me or "order" me to have an involvement with himself or herself or themselves, or with that cited entity, in my current or future personal life, career, life, or religious life);

---Alleged verbalized defiance of and alleged verbalized contempt toward my own Freedom of Religion-related beliefs as a Progressive Prohibitionist Religion member, beliefs of mine as the only approved member of that non-Christian and fully independent new religion that are and were comprehensively incompatible with the incessant, year-round, anonymous oral anonymous statements and in-person statements from others relating to religion or religion-related beliefs that I allege that I was subjected to against my wishes throughout each of my workshifts as a server or waiter for Souper Salad Inc. of San Antonio, Texas;

--Alleged verbalized hostility and alleged contempt toward myself in 2009 by a cited female work supervisor of mine at Souper Salad Lakeline near Lakeline Mall, as that female work supervisor's allegedly injurious and allegedly abusive response to my own Freedom of Religion-protected individual tradition as a Progressive Prohibitionist Religion member of myself choosing on my own volition every six months to myself directly share with my work supervisor at my Souper Salad workplace a photocopy of my fully-up-to-date and reliable medical test results bearing my legal name and birthdate, and indicating, on each and every such occasion in which I handed a copy of those medical test results for me to my work supervisor for inclusion in my personnel file, that I myself am, in fact, HIV-negative;

---Alleged constant and year-round and injurious noise pollution accompanying the alleged verbal harassment and alleged public disparagement of me in front of customers and coworkers and work supervisors of mine throughout all of the working hours for me inside each of my Souper Salad workplaces from October 1, 2008, through June 25, 2009. That injurious noise pollution was determined by a nationally renowned Ear, Nose, and Throat medical specialist based in Austin, Dr. David Tobey, through scientifically precise hearing-capacity tests he conducted on me inside his medical clinic over a multi-year period, to have been significantly and permanently harmful to my own hearing capacity and medical health in Austin, Texas.

---The alleged anonymous verbalization of the following specific alleged slanderous and flagrantly incorrect and inappropriate statements inside my Souper Salad workplaces, statements involving alleged use of sophisticated background-media technology that inflicted those offensive verbal assaults on myself throughout all of the working hours for me for which I was paid at a gross rate of $2.13 per hour from the entire period October 1, 2008, through June 25, 2009, many of those fraudulent and slanderous and, in some cases, inappropriate but not slanderous or fraudulent per se, statements to which I was subjected against my wishes during working hours for me as a member of the waitstaff at Souper Salad Lakeline Mall and Souper Salad Round Rock and Souper Salad Highland Mall restaurants, respectively, having been accompanied by a verbalized reference to the target of those statements being "John" or "John Kevin" or "Johnny" or "Johnny Mac" or "John McMillan" or "McMillan" during a workshift in which I was the only "John" and the only person with the last name of "McMillan" working at and employed inside that cited Souper Salad restaurant:

"The new religion you established is Fascist! You support the eventual goal of an alcohol-free America, and that's Fascist!"; "No one respects your Progressive Prohibitionist Religion, and it offends all of Austin!"; "You call yourself youthful, but you look ancient!"; "You have AIDS, even though you repeatedly claim that the City of Austin has repeatedly tested you and determined that you are HIV-negative!"; "You are obese and unsightly!"; "The only reason you have been completely celibate throughout all of Austin and Central Texas whenever you have resided in or visited Central Texas, is that you are physically repulsive and you have a repugnant personality!"; "You are an a--hole (obscenity, with the letters 's' and 's' having been omitted)!"; "You are a f-g (obscenity, with the letter 'a' having been omitted)!"; "There is a conspiracy in Austin to infect you with either AIDS or herpes, or some other injurious disease!"; "You are uniquely undesirable as a human being!"; "You call yourself a Progressive Prohibitionist, but Unitarians claim that you are Unitarian instead in religious affiliation, and you have no say in the matter!" "These voices you are hearing inside your Souper Salad workplace are allegedly coming from a Unitarian Universalist group, and are allegedly sponsored by the Unitarian Universalist Association, even though you definitely are NOT a Unitarian yourself!"; "You call yourself a religious person, but your religion sounds like atheism to me!", "You are a Fascist!"; "You are a Nazi!"; "These voices continue to pester you at your workplace primarily because you are a longtime celibate single man and this means you're narcissistic. You have no sex life and no friends! If you had a sex life and friends in Austin, then your sex partner and your friends would help you to get rid of these voices you're hearing inside your Souper Salad workplace today!", "You will never guess who is harassing you at your Souper Salad workplace today through these anonymous voices you're hearing that your coworkers pretend they don't hear!", "Remember what a coworker of yours inside Souper Salad asked you a few years ago! 'Are you hearing voices, John?' your coworker Tommy asked you in the middle of a workshift for each of you inside this Souper Salad Lakeline restaurant! Why do you think Tommy asked you that unsolicited question, unless Tommy had heard something himself inside your workplace that day?", "You are very similar to Adolph Hitler!"; "You are very similar to Benito Mussolini, the dictator of Fascist Italy during World War II!"; "You are allegedly anti-Semitic, and you are very offensive to the Jewish community of Austin!"; "The people of Austin despise you, and they are trying to drive you out of the Austin area!"; "You are too Jewish for most Austinites! That is why you are being encouraged by us to move to New York City or some other Jewish-identified city instead of Austin!", "The Jewish people of Austin despise you!"; "Neo-Nazis in Austin also despise you!", "You are an alleged serial killer, and you will soon be executed at Huntsville State Prison in Texas in the near future!"; "You are an alleged mass murderer, and you will soon be executed at Huntsville State Prison in Texas!"; "You are allegedly guilty of homicide, and you were convicted of that crime through a trial conducted without your being present as the defendant, and you will soon be executed at Huntsville, Texas, by the Texas Department of Criminal Justice state agency of Texas!"; "A court order against you has required that you must be verbally harassed and publicly castigated on a non-stop basis throughout the entirety of the rest of your life, including throughout all of your workshifts for Souper Salad workplaces, and we all hope that you drop dead soon!"; "You are being subjected to a Community Justice program in Austin, Texas, in which any cited minority group (the gay community, the lesbian community, the Jewish community, etc., each being cited on a year-round basis in that context) that says you wronged it is being given the opportunity to lash out at you and verbally whip you throughout each of your Souper Salad workshifts!"; "You are an alleged pederast, and you will soon be convicted of a sex crime involving a child!"; "A study of your nocturnal dreams during your sleep proves that you are capable of the sex crime of pederasty!"; "You will soon be castrated by court order in Texas, since you are either an alleged sex criminal or a transsexual, and a judge in Texas has ruled that you must be castrated as a result!"; "The Texas Supreme Court has already ruled against you, and that is why you're living in such dire straits today---earning what amounts to children's weekly allowance money as a part-time server for Souper Salad Inc.!"; "The State of Texas has deprived you of your legal status as a single adult man, and that is why you are so powerless today in Texas!"; "You do not have the legal right to yourself file charges against anyone or against any entity, since you don't have power of attorney authority on your own behalf and someone else has seized all of your lifelong savings and is representing you and censoring you at all times!"; "You were convicted of a crime in Massachusetts without your realizing it, and you are regarded by the people of Massachusetts as a fugitive from justice!"; "No adult person wants to date you or develop a romantic or sexual relationship with you, since they don't want to hear these voices in the background!"; "You are an alleged pedophile!"; "You are an alleged child molester!"; "You are a moron!"; "You are boorish!"; "You are genetically inferior!"; "Your thought process is very offensive to the people of Austin, and they seek to punish you on that basis!"; "You cannot get these voices to end unless you stop having a prevailingly critical vantage point of your own toward the gay community and gay subculture and the gay rights movement"; "You are a subhuman animal!"; "You are vicious!"; "You are psychotic!"; "Your Progressive Prohibitionist Religion's publicly-stated support for the closing of all sex parlors and gay bathhouses in Austin, Texas, where sex occurs in a public place, is very offensive to many Austinites!"; "Your religion's support for court-ordered capital punishment for either homicide or attempted homicide has ushered in Hell on Earth for all the people of Texas! You claim your new religion offers Heaven on Earth, when it's actually Hell on Earth that your Progressive Prohibitionist Religion offers!", "You claim to be a religious man, yet the so-called religion you founded, Progressive Prohibitionist Religion, fails to acknowledge the importance of forgiveness and rehabilitation toward those who individuals are convicted of either homicide or attempted homicide! If you were a judge in Texas, you'd be a hanging judge every day of the week!"; "Your new religion is not even Biblically based, so it's a pseudo-religion! No one in Austin takes your religion seriously! All you've got is a new civic group, at most!"; "Your being distracted by these voices that you do not want inside your Souper Salad workplace, proves that you are mentally ill and schizophrenic as well as paranoid!"; "Keep in mind that the Travis County District Attorney's Office in Austin, Texas, in January of 2006 did officially establish a Harmful Intent Criminal-Law Evidence file for your cited benefit, a voluminous criminal-law legal file containing hundreds of pages of criminal-law evidence that someone is trying to harm yourself, John, in the Austin area; and despite this, the DA's Office in Austin is still waiting until someone commits what the DA's Office regards as a felony crime victimizing yourself, John, before the District Attorney in Austin will even consider filing criminal-law charges against anyone!"; "Many people assume that the Travis County District Attorney in Austin, Texas, will not even consider pressing criminal-law charges against anyone until you are dead, and at that point, the only criminal-law charge the DA would come up with might be a 'wrongful death' allegation against one or more persons, at most, since no one takes you and your life seriously enough for your eventual criminal-law case in which you're posthumously cited as the victim to ever merit a first-degree murder charge against someone!"; "You always take too much time doing your sidework at Souper Salad workplace, which proves you are schizophrenic and too old for this job!"; "Most customers inside Souper Salad restaurant prefer a cute and young female server, and you are a middle-aged male server!", "You are a pariah to all the people of Austin, which explains why you have no social life during your leisuretime!"; "'The Austin Chronicle' media company has had an alleged role in public disparagement of yourself in Austin!"; "You are a slave to Souper Salad Inc., since you earn only $2.13 an hour in gross wages and Souper Salad Inc. of San Antonio has refused to ever financially compensate you for ANY of the dozens of great brainstorming ideas you have come up with on your own and sent to Souper Salad corporate officials in San Antonio!"; "You are mentally retarded!"; "You are offensive to the Atlanta, Georgia-based Cox media corporation, and they allegedly control all of the Austin area media that you are subjected to!" "The 'San Antonio Express-News' is allegedly doing scandalous news coverage about you, using your Souper Salad workplace in the Austin area as a means of spying on you and publicly disparaging you!!"; "You are offensive to the gay and lesbian and transsexual community of Austin, and they are being permitted by the City of Austin to verbally harass you and punish you on that basis!"; "You are being tortured throughout each of your Souper Salad restaurant workplace workshifts as a prelude to your being executed for a crime you did not commit!"; "You are allegedly disloyal to the U.S. Government and will soon be convicted of the crime of treason!"; "Your own greater affinity for, and your own greater human identification with, a higher percentage of all heterosexual men and all heterosexual women than of all homosexual, all effeminate male adult, all lesbian, all bisexual, all transvestite, and all transsexual adult persons, is very offensive to the people of Austin!"; "The only persons who want to date you or have sex with you or live with you as roommates or housemates are all significantly older in age than yourself! You do not appeal to, and you have no popularity among, any legal-status adults who are younger than yourself in age!"; "There is a gay professor in Austin, Texas, who is wrecking havoc on your social life and career in Austin, as an Austin Chronicle staff member indicated to you several years ago!"; "You refer to yourself as being a morally and aesthetically straight gentleman, but you are actually a closet case! You are actually a queer!"; "Your Progressive Prohibitionist Religion excludes too many people as prospective members to be a true religion! You don't even offer universal salvation for everyone!"; "You are a queer basher!"; "You are very offensive to the illicit drug community and illicit-drug dealers of Austin!"; "The company you work for, Souper Salad Inc. of San Antonio, is actually owned and controlled by a restaurant corporation in Massachusetts with a similar or identical name!"; "Don't you see the significance of the name of the company you work for, Souper Salad, with initials 'S.S.'? The initials S.S. are the same initials as the Nazis used to identify one of their most ruthless paramilitary organizations during World War II, so it's obvious that your employer is Neo-Nazi!"; "You are very offensive to the alcohol community and bar owners and nightclub owners of Austin!"; "That male Souper Salad customer of yours inside this restaurant will soon be having sex with you without your permission!"; "You are a rape victim!"; "You are a rapist!"; "You are a huge disappointment to your former classmates at Austin High School, since you are a notorious under-achiever! You have never even earned as much as $20,000 in total gross annual employment-derived income in your entire life!"; "The musicians of Austin hate you, since you don't play much music during your leisuretime and you have compared much of the live music in Austin to noise pollution that's injurious to one's hearing capacity!"; "Many of your female customers and female coworkers at Souper Salad Lakeline claim that you raped them in nocturnal dreams you had about them!"; "You sometimes imagine yourself glancing at the pubic hairs of your Souper Salad Lakeline customers when you wait on them as a server!"; "You are oversexed and a sexaholic in Austin, and that's why you have been classified as a sex criminal and you are currently being subjected against your wishes to a sex-addiction treatment program in Austin, Texas, that you do not want and did not authorize!"; "A domineering 'Sugar Daddy' older man in the background is hoping to exploit your financial vulernability as a Souper Salad employee by bribing you into submission as an expected 'sex partner' of his after you suffer from poverty for an extended period of time in the Austin area!", "Many of your female customers and female coworkers at Souper Salad claim that you degraded them by having nocturnal dreams about them in your private residence in which they appeared in the nude!"; "Your female coworker at Souper Salad has nice breasts, don't you think?"; "You claim to have a religion of your own, when in fact another religious denomination or congregation (and various specific religious groups were allegedly cited to me by name throughout my workshifts at Souper Salad restaurants) owns all of your intellectual property and is subjecting you to these communications you do not want, and is holding you hostage!"; "These anonymous-communications counseling services you are listening to inside Souper Salad Lakeline during your workshifts were all sponsored by an inter-denominational religious organization in Austin, Texas!"; "You are required to have a relationship with a gay media company, even though you repeatedly emphasize that you do DO NOT want to and DO NOT agree to have ANY relationship with ANY gay media company anywhere in the world!"; "The University of Texas System or the Texas A&M University System or The University of Minnesota system or Rice University is allegedly in charge of your life and allegedly owns all of your intellectual property, and has an alleged involvement in these anonymous communications to yourself at your workplace, even though you never gave any such authorization to the UT System or to the Texas A&M University System, or to the University of Minnesota system or to Rice University!"; "The African-American community and the Hispanic community of Austin all despise you!"; "This verbal harssment of you inside your Souper Salad workplace is designed to trigger a heart attack by you!"; "This verbal harassment of you inside your Souper Salad workplace is designed to increase your risk of contracting a fatal disease such as cancer!"; "This verbal harassment of you inside your Souper Salad workplace is designed to make you submissive and passive, which makes it easier to manipulate you into doing what others want you to do!"; "Remember what Peter Kizilos told you in Minneapolis, Minnesota, during your days as a graduate student at The University of Minnesota: 'Your (John Kevin McMillan's) unpredictability makes it very difficult for others to control you and your conduct', Peter Kizilos noted, and this poses a concern to many, Peter Kizilos indicated to you in person on that State of Minnesota-owned university campus in Minneapolis back in 1984 or 1983; "Remember what Andrew McGavren of Austin told you in person back in 1988, that 'you (John Kevin McMillan of Austin) are unbelievably straight for an intellectual!' with Andrew McGravren apparently indicating that many of the intellectuals of Austin find your own wholesome lifestyle and wholesome moral values very threatening to themselves and their career pursuits!"; "You are terminally ill, even though you don't realize it!"; "This verbal harassment of you is aimed at causing you to have a nervous breakdown and then be confined to a psychiatric institution for the rest of your life!"; "You are currently under psychiatric care, even though you are not aware of it and you did not authorize it!"; "You are a nut, and a mental patient!"; "Your politics and religious beliefs are so repugnant to the people of Texas that the Texas Legislature authorized this verbal harassment of you at your workplaces in Texas to drive you into another state, such as Massachusetts or Minnesota or Florida or California or New York State!"; "Playboy Magazine has taken an interest in you, and looks upon you as a potential nude photograph for Playboy Magazine!"; "You are so strange that none of your Souper Salad coworkers like you, and that's why none of your coworkers ever call you during your leisuretime!"; "Your strong support for law-enforcement is very offensive to your coworkers at Souper Salad!"; "You say you were a good Big Brother, both officially and unofficially, on several occasions in towns outide of the Austin area. However, few parents in Austin would ever trust you as a volunteer friend for their child! Everyone in Austin assumes that you are a would-be pederast who might attempt to rape their child!", "You will be forced to hear voices harassing you inside your Souper Salad workplace during working hours for you as long as it takes for you to drop dead!", "The Southern Baptists of Austin agree that you are going to Hell because of your non-Christian religious beliefs and because you're citedly homophobic!"; "It's obvious you are repulsed by male adult effeminacy, and by facial hair!"; "If you invite a Souper Salad coworker of yours to lunch, that is sexual harassment of your coworker! It's also synonymous with a sexual proposition whenever you invite any coworker of yours at Souper Salad to lunch!"; "The only reason why you are working for $2.13 an hour as a server for Souper Salad Inc. is because gay and lesbian staff members at higher-playing employers in the Austin area have vetoed each of your applications for higher-paying jobs!"; "Many restaurant waiters and waitresses make so little money that they pursue paid sexual prostitution during their off-duty hours to increase their total income! It's obvious that you will be expected to pursue the sex crime of paid prostitution in order to pay your everyday living expenses in Austin!", "So why don't you scr-w that customer of yours inside your Souper Salad workplace?"; "Your employer, Souper Salad, has signed a secret contract involving you in a manner unbeknownst to yourself with each of the persons of your past whom you chose to reject and exclude from your own life and career!"; "Nearly all of the female managers for Souper Salad in the Austin area these days are allegedly lesbian or transsexual, and a high percentage of lesbian women particularly dislike your politics and religion---and will abuse you whenever those lesbians get to supervise you at a workplace!", "The only people talking to you anonymously like this inside your Souper Salad workplace are all individuals from your own past whom you rejected and chose to exclude from your own life! We each suffered immeasurably from being rejected by you, so we are hounding you like ghosts in order to punish you for having rejected each of us!", "The only reason why none of your coworkers at Souper Salad Lakeline ever make a personal phone call to you during their leisuretime is because you have such an obnoxious personality!"; "You are odious!"; "You can't make any friends from among the individuals who are working with, since your employer only chose to hire persons who are terminally ill as your coworkers! The intent was to deprive you of the opportunity to develop any lasting personal friendships! A true friend would have offered you honest information, and no one ever does offer you honest information about your circumstances!"; "Don't you realize that everyone you meet and all of your coworkers inside Souper Salad Lakeline were pre-selected by someone who has antipathy toward you, and everyone your meet and all of your coworkers at Souper Salad therefore reflect that pre-existing bias against you from the very start!"; "The Roman Catholic Church is actually the primary sponsor of these working conditions you are experiencing as a server inside Souper Salad Lakeline restaurant, and you can figure that out because so many of your coworkers and work supervisors are Roman Catholics! The intent was to help you seek political asylum in Vatican City, after you flee from a United States of America that has persecuted you for many years of your adult life!"; "You have been re-classified as a 'child' or 'minor' by the Attorney General of Texas, and that is why you are earning a child's wages as a server for Souper Sald Inc. in the Austin area!"; "You have the sexuality of a teenager!"; "One of the reasons why no single persons ever seek to socialize with you is because they associate you with the very domineering and ruthless person in the background who is allegedly controlling your life circumstances, including your working conditions at Souper Salad restaurants, and who has deprived you of full access to all of your lifelong cumulative financial wealth, which is very sizable!"; "You are being subjected to lots of observable evidence of alleged food theft by coworkers of yours inside your Souper Salad workplace in the Cedar Park area of Texas because someone meddling in your life wants to torment you and torture you and make you feel as miserable as possible throughout each of your workshifts for Souper Salad Inc.!"; "Whenever you complain to Souper Salad corporate officials in San Antonio, Texas, about alleged possible impropriety by a work supervisor of yours inside your Souper Salad restaurant workplace in Cedar Park, Texas, this leads to retatliation against you at your workplace in Cedar Park! You are a glutton for punishment, since your supervisor will allegedly cut you early and pursue other strategies for punishing you afte you reported concerns of yours about her style of management to a Souper Salad corporate headquarters official!"; "The Cedar Park Police Department and the Austin Police Departent and the Williamson County Sheriff's Office are all fully aware that you are being harassed and tortured by anonymous verbal communications throughout each of your workshifts inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace, but Cedar Park police and Austin police and the Williamson County Sheriff's Office will do nothing about it! You must notice that when Cedar Park police officers, Austin Police Department officers, or Williamson County Sheriff's Department deputies dine inside Souper Salad Lakeline while you are on duty as a server there, they never once mention to you concerns of theirs about this verbal harassment of yourself inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace!"; "Remember what one male Cedar Park Police Department officer wearing his municial-law-enforcement-agency uniform stated to a male coworker of his within earshot of you as they stood in front of the cash register or dined together inside Souper Salad Lakeline during a workshift of yours! That Cedar Park police officer stated within earshot of you that he hates you, and that that blond-haired male Cedar Park Police officer regards you as being an 'a--hole!, he said"; "Many of your coworkers and work supervisors are paid professional actors, and you are surrounded by actors at your workplace primarily because non-actors from the real world, so to speak, would have been even more hate-filled and observably violent toward you than actors, who can fake a lack of rage toward you as part of their professional training"; "You are pursuing a low-income career in the restaurant industry as a prelude to some family of customers of yours inside your Souper Salad workplace taking pity on you and hiring you as their live-in servant!"; "You are being permitted to work inside a Souper Salad restaurant because the media companies of Texas have concluded that routing you into a restaurant industry career is an effective means of silencing or censoring your political and religious beliefs that all media companies of Texas find repugnant to them!"; "Metropolitan Community Church, a gay religious group you yourself do not agree to ever have any involvement with, and Texas Triangle gay media company, a media company you specifically rejected in writing several years ago, allegedly have an involvement in this, and either or both of them is sponsoring and secretly employing or secretly coaching many of your coworkers and work supervisors here at Souper Salad Lakeline!"; "Many of your coworkers and work supervisors hate you because they regard you as being gay!"; "Many of your coworkers and work supervisors hate you because they regard you as being anti-gay and yourself repulsed by male adult effeminacy!"; "You are very similar to Anita Bryant, in the view of the gay community of Austin!"; "Your coworkers and work supervisors who dislike you all know which type of salad dressing and which particular food items on the Souper Salad Lakeline buffet line you are most likely to select and place on your dinner plate. So there is an increased risk of some coworker of yours at Souper Salad Lakeline allegedly trying to poison your food or your beverage whenever you go through the line and sit down at a dining table here for your employee meal upon conclusion of your workshift! Once you go through the line, that contaminated item is removed so that regular customers won't be poisoned by it. The allegedly poisoned salad dressing is why you began coughing very dramatically recently after you put Balsamic Vinegar dressing from the buffet line at Souper Salad Lakeline on top of your salad and then began to eat that salad inside your restaurant for your employee meal! Some coworker or work supervisor of yours is allegedly trying to infect you with a fatal disease, such as by surreptitiously putting carcinogens in your food and beveratges!"; "You should keep in mind that if you use the restroom in your restaurant workplace when you are in the middle of eating your employee meal at your Souper Salad workplace, some coworker of yours with alleged harmful intent toward you might allegedly attempt to poison your beverage or your food!"; "The name of this Souper Salad chain restaurant where you work calls attention to you being a Crazy Salad! You are a Crazy Salad working for Souper Salad Inc. of San Antonio, Texas! Your insanity is obvious!"; and "Keep in mind that Souper Salad Lakeline, your workplace, is NOT a franchise restaurant. This restaurant is owned by your Souper Salad corporate headquarters in San Antonio! This also means that whenever you feel that you are harassed or abused or subjected to profane speech inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace by a work supervisor of yours, that harassment of yourself was all pre-approved by and actually endorsed in advance by corporate headquarters officials for Souper Salad Inc. in San Antonio, Texas!"; "These voices are harassing you to try to force you to have sex with someone, which will then infect you with either the AIDS virus or herpes!"; "Souper Salad Inc. is under heavy pressure from the gay community to fire you!"; "Souper Salad Inc. is under heavy pressure from the anti-gay community to fire you!"; "You are a fool to be living in the Austin area, where so many of the residents have hated you ever since your childhood!"; "No one wants to meet with you in your leisuretime, since they worry that it would force them to testify in a court of law at some future date!"; "No one wants to socialize with you, since they fear reprisals against them from the gay community/the Hispanic community/the African-American community/the hippie community/the Mafia/the women of Austin (alternating cited possibilities)if they are seen with you in public"; "Your coworkers hate you because you report evidence of impropriety by your coworkers to your work supervisor here at Souper Salad Lakeline!"; "The gay customers inside your restaurant either don't tip you much, or sit in another server's section to avoid having to tip you!"; "Jewish customers dislike dining here, because you remind them of Auschwitz and they lose their appetite when they see you!"; "You are being held hostage in a concentration camp during this period!"; "You are responsible for many Central Texans destroying their larynxes from allegedly verbally harassing you throughout your workshifts at Souper Salad Lakeline, and you will notice that your current female work supervisor recently complained of having contracted laryngitis!"; "You are socially maladroit!"; "You are a 'nobody,' a 'non-entity,' to everyone in Central Texas, and that is why you have no social life and no romantic life during your leisuretime!"; "Many of your customers are allegedly criminals making restitution by leaving you generous tips!"; "Several of your coworkers are allegedly criminals, and have alleged ties to organized crime as well as alleged ties to the illicit-drug underworld!"; "A coworker of yours who performs rock music during his leisuretime is allegedly involved in alleged verbal harassment of yourself during workshifts of yours when he is not working in your Souper Salad restaurant, and he allegedly inflicts noise pollution and alleged verbal abuse upon you through his so-called rock-music group!"; "You will notice that even though attorneys sometimes dine inside this restaurant workplace of yours, no attorney ever contacts you and states that he would like to file a lawsuit on your behalf! You are completely powerless in attempting to put an end to this incessant public castigation of yourself throughout each of your workshifts at your Souper Salad workplace! That's because the State Bar of Texas state agency has officially prohibited all of its attorney members from providing you with reliable legal representation in a court of law in Austin!"; "Nearly all of your coworkers and work supervisors are smokers, and that is one more way in which they are very incompatible with yourself! Smokers don't trust non-smokers like yourself! You are too prudish and too wholesome and too law-enforcement-minded for their tastes!"; "Some children have complained to their parents about these voices being unfair to yourself, but children do not have the legal right to file a lawsuit on your behalf and their parents don't care!"; "Some child customers of yours complain to their parents that you smile too warmly at them, and that this proves you are allegedly pederastic!"; "Many of the people verbally harassing you are Quakers, members of the Society of Friends, and they despise you! You are too aggressive and too homophobic for most Quakers, and your religious and political support for capital punishment is outrageous to most Quakers!"; "The waitering job you're holding at this Souper Salad workplace is just a holding pattern for you until you are transferred into a federal prison as an inmate for the federal crime you committed without your being aware of it!"; "You have already been convicted in abstentia of a hate crime against the gay community, and a judge has imposed a community-service sentence on you unbeknownst to yourself in which you are being verbally castigated every day for having thoughts and feelings of your own that are pervasively incompatible with those of nearly all of Austin's gays and lesbians and transsexuals!"; "Most transsexuals and passive gays are very critical of you because you are too aggressive and too pushy to fit in with transsexuals and passive gays!"; "You regard yourself as being more comprehensively similar as a human being to a significantly higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men than of all bisexual adult male persons or all homosexual adult male persons, and this emphatic belief of yours is very offensive to many Austinites!"; "The hippies of Austin especially hate your anti-alcohol and anti-tobacco and anti-marijuana crusade! They are among the Austinites verbally harassing you the most frequently in this anonymous manner at your Souper Salad workplace!"; "Your Souper Salad manager removes you before any of your coworkers from waitering duties on the dining room floor during your workshifts because she dislikes you and seeks to punish you by undermining your ability to pay your own bills!"; "Your female manager's statement to you during a recent workshift of yours at Souper Salad Lakeline that many of the Souper Salad managers in San Antonio are very familiar with you and inquire about you at statewide meetings of Souper Salad managers, indicates that Souper Salad Inc. does not respect your privacy rights as an employee! Apparently your E-mail letters to Souper Salad corporate headquarters are being shared with all the Souper Salad managers in the San Antonio area! It's also likely that many of the Souper Salad managers in San Antonio are gossiping about you in some context, and much of that gossip about your is allegedly malicious in nature!"; "Your very emphatic and permanent refusal throughout this century to yourself ever date or live with anyone more than 12 months older than yourself in age, is causing lots of reprisals against you in Austin!"; "Your paychecks from Souper Salad Inc. are so tiny that they are a joke! Many of your biweekly paychecks are so tiny that they are close to Zero dollars in net income for you from that two-week period!"; "You will notice that none of your former schoolmates from the Austin area ever visit you at your Souper Salad workplace these days! They stay away from your Souper Salad workplace because they don't want to speak with you!"; "You have no privacy rights at all, even your dreams are being monitored every night and your thought process is being studied each day!"; "Your entire life is primarily raw material for researchers in the field of sexology and sexuality studies!"; "Your entire life is primarily raw material for researchers in the field of criminology!"; "Your entire life is primarily raw material for psycholinguists, who enjoy studying each new sentence pattern and word pattern that develops in your thought process!"; "One psycholinguist named Patricia Schneider who is reportedly based at the University of Califronia at Los Angeles, is allegedly involved in these alleged violations of your own privacy rights!"; "There is nothing you can do to stop these voices at your workplace! Remember what 'Dallas Morning News' reporter Victoria Loe Hicks wrote you about by E-mail in 1999 or 1998, that you have apparently exhausted all legal recourses in your attempt to terminate these voices!"; "Your entire life is primarily raw material for psychologists!"; "All of your verbal slips are Freudian slips!"; "Your entire life ever since 1987 has primarily been raw material for researchers in the field of parapsychology!"; "Your decision to move away from Massachusetts in 1987 comprised the defacto homicide of someone in the Boston area!"; "You will soon be subjected to a court order requiring you to return to Massachusetts and testify in a court of law there!"; "The people of the Boston area of Massachusetts have often compared you to the Boston Strangler!"; "These voices you are hearing inside your Souper Salad workplace in the Austin area are designed to enhance your intellect! The MENSA society, an organization for geniuses, has sponsored much of what you are listening to at your workplace!"; "You call your Progressive Prohibitionist Religion a religion, but you admit that 99.99 percent or more of all homosexual, bisexual, lesbian, and transsexual adult persons would not qualify for membership in your new religion! Your one-member religion is homophobic and anti-gay!"; "Your religion excludes from membership in your denomination any and all persons who have a previous addiction to alcohol or illicit drugs or tobacco products, but you have found at all of your workplaces that nearly all of your coworkers are smokers! You will be forced to associate with alcoholics and chain smokers throughout your life, and you don't have any control over that!"; "The American Atheist Association does not acknowledge your legal and Constitutional right to establish a new religion of your own, and atheists maintain that you are actually a closet atheist, even though you claim your new religion is deistic"; "The reports you verbalize to work supervisors spoil all the fun for the male coworkers of yours who wish to flirt with female customers and female customers during their workshifts! Your oral reports to work superviosrs about alleged rules violations inside your workplace also spoil all the fun for female coworkers of yours who are receptive to and agree to participate in romantic flirtation with men or male youths during those female coworkers' workshifts!; You are cramping the romantic style of your coworkers!"; "You will notice that nearly all of your Souper Salad Lakeline coworkers get love notes from customers of theirs, love notes in which customers jot down their own name and personal phone number on the back of their waiter's server card that was left on those customers' dining table by their server. You, however, NEVER receive any love note from ANY customer of yours! You are the least pursued single adult person in the entire Austin area!"; "You think you are pursuing a job as a server for a restaurant at Souper Salad Lakeline, but actually all you are doing is serving subpoenas upon your Souper Salad customers--legal subpoenas that require them to testify in a court of law in regard to yourself!"; "You will notice that investigative reporter Clara Tuma of KVUE Television News Station of Austin is dining in your section inside your Souper Salad Lakeline restaurant workplace today! It's likely that Clara Tuma is planning to do an investigative story about you or your Souper Salad employer for KVUE Television News!"; "You are legally responsible for the people who are straining their larnyxes in order to verbally harass you through anonymous vebalized communications you're being subjected to throughout each of your Souper Salad Lakeline workshifts! You authorized these anonymous communications occurring inside your workplace, even though you claim that you didn't!"; "These anonymous communications will not end until you move to the right city and land a job with the right employer!"; "Criminologists are secretly studying transcripts of your thought process that are being obtained from you throughout each of you workshifts at Souper Salad Lakeline! Criminologists say that you have the mind of a criminal, and that is why they seek to study your thought processes---to glean fresh insights about the mentality of a criminal!"; "A television station or radio station is actually broadcasting your entire thought process and all of your conduct while on the job as a server for Souper Salad Lakeline! This is all a reality television production!"; "Since you obviously are not making any progress in your life, and you obviously are a long-time under-achiever with no hope of getting this noise pollution or these unwanted voices to end, why don't you just commit suicide? You have no hope of a future, and your present is miserable!"; "Your being permitted to work inside a Souper Salad restaurant was designed to remind you that you yourself are a bum in search of a soup line for your daily meal!"; "We're amazed you haven't figured out yet who it was from your childhood who managed to obtain legal authority toward you and then torture you and verbally abuse you like this for decades! Don't you recall the 1994 observation on the telephone from a male relative of yours in Austin that you had somehow given legal authority to someone who disliked you intensely as long ago as your childhood, and that your cited relative was very alarmed by that action you took, without any name being directly cited to you by your relative at any time?"; "The intent was to drive you crazy from your being exposed to so much evidence each workday of coworkers of yours committing food theft while on the job here inside Souper Salad Lakeline!"; "You will notice that a male coworker of yours never pays for his employee meal, and you are one of the few members of the waitstaff inside Souper Salad Lakeline who actually pays for your employee meal every time you work here and have an employee meal! The monthly stats from your corporate headquarters that are on full display on the wall near the dishwash room state an outrageously tiny number for the number of employee meals paid for by staff members inside your restaurant, and you yourself (John Kevin McMillan) accounted for the majority of the total number of employee meal tickets rung up on the front cash register of Souper Salad Lakeline for the entire cited month, even though you only work here two days per week!"; "You are too old for any of your teenage or twenty-something coworkers inside Souper Salad Lakeline to want to become a personal friend of yours!"; "Your manager gets upset with you when you mention insects having been discovered in the ice cubes of beverages that you servers have been serving to customers inside Souper Salad Lakeline! Your coworkers are mellow, which managers like; you're the only one who reacts quite a bit and gets very concerned about those insects found in the ice cubes being produced by the Souper Salad Lakeline ice machine that's being used by servers in your restaurant!"; "Many of your coworkers are terminally ill, and terminally ill perons were hired as your coworkers to prevent them from ever testifying on your own behalf in a court of law! If terminally ill coworkers of yours die within the next few years, they couldn't possibly ever appear in a court of law after these voices finally do end and testify against the alleged source of verbal harassment of yourself inside this Souper Salad Lakeline workplace!"; "Some of the terminally ill persons who are coworkers of yours were given the opportunity to work with you in person as their final wish, since they sensed they thought it would be enjoyable to associate with you in person before they die of natural causes!"; "The many terminally ill persons who have been employed by Souper Salad Inc. to be coworkers of yours are there to remind you to be very grateful that you yourself has not yet contracted any terminal illness! Rejoice at being alive!"; "Remember what your mother told you on the telephone in 1991, when you lived in Cuero, Texas, and worked for 'The Victoria Advocate' daily newspaper: 'You may be hearing voices the rest of you life, John!' Nothing has happened since then that disputes your mother's grim prediction! Just assume that you will be hearing these voices at your workplace forever, and you can't do anything about it!"; "The federal governmet has NO interest in your cited plight as someone being victimzed by verbal harassment and noise pollution involving anonymous and unwanted communications at your Souper Salad workplace! If the U.S. Government did care about your human rights and legal rights, the U.S. Government would have sent FBI agents to your Souper Salad workplace in order to investigate! And you have never once seen ANY FBI agents dining inside Souper Salad Lakeline when you have been on duty as a server here!"; "The primary question about your own future that needs to be resolved is whether you will appply for and obtain political and religious asylum in Sweden, Great Britain, Canada, Australia, France, Italy, or some other foreign nation! It's obvious that the United States of America has been like Nazi Germany toward yourself!"; "One intent behind having you work around vegetables all day at your salad-bar Souper Salad restaurant workplace is to cause you to vegetate intellectually, so much so that you turn into a human vegetable yourself, which subjugates you and renders you innocuous, as your many enemies and your many critics have sought to do for decades!"; "You are constantly being given negative reinforcement inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace every time you express concern about the well-being or medical health of a coworker or assistant manager. You are being reprimanded each time for violating the privacy rights of your coworkers and work supervisors in this way! After enough shock treatments being inflicted on you whenever you express concern about the well-being of another human being inside your workplace, you should eventually stop expresing concern about your coworkers and mellow out, as everyone has hoped you would do!"; "You have been the scourge of America's young people ever since your youth! Remember how you used to complain about scholmates of yours at Eanes Elementary School in Westlake Hills, Texas, who subjected schoolmates of theirs to pranks, many of them injurious to those prank victims!"; "It's noteworthy that your work supervisor at your Souper Salad Lakeline restaurant workplace is originally from Iowa, she emphasizes--that's a reminder that the gay and lesbian community of Iowa is allegedly harassing you inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace in the Austin area pf Texas!"; "You have pointed out that 99.99 percent or more of all of the adult persons who will qualify for membership in your own Progressive Prohibitionist Religion are heterosexual or primarily heterosexual in sexual identity per se; but the only persons who will ever apply for membership in your new religion will be gays, lesbians, bisexuals, effeminate male adult persons, and transsexuals---the very subpopulations you have noted as being among the LEAST likely to qualify on an individual basis for membership in your religious denomination!"; "It's obvious that your Progressive Prohibitionist Religion has not sparked any interest in the Austin area----it is just like what 'Austin American-Statesman' columnist John Kelso had correctly stated in his published September 25, 1998, newspaper column about you and your religion, a column in which he called you very dull and uninteresting, that appeared on the front page of the "Metro and State" section of his Cox media company-owned daily newspaper in Austin, Texas!"; "Among the persons from your own past who are still allegedly stalking you and allegedly harassing you in Austin, Texas, many years after you rejected each of them, respectively, in a civil and law-abiding manner, are (specific names of dozens of adult persons from my distant past were specifically cited by name throughout each of my workshifts at Souper Salad Lakeline and Souper Salad Round Rock and Souper Salad Highland, respectively, during the applicable period from October 1, 2008, until June 25, 2009); "University Baptist Church situated near UT-Austin has an alleged involvement in your circumstances here at this Souper Salad workplace, and University Baptist Church is allegedly dismayed by your own anti-gay prejudice, and is allegedly attempting to pressure you into having an involvement with a Southern Baptist Christian person whom you lawfully and in a civil manner rejected from your own life many years ago!"; "The First Unitarian Univeralist Church of Austin is allegedly spying on you and participating in electronic surveillance of you at your Souper Salad workplace, even though you stated in writing in a signed rejection letter you sent in 1996 to the headquarters of the Unitarian Universalist Association in Boston, Massachusetts, that you yourself are NOT a Unitarian yourself, and that you do not want that denomination to impinge on your privacy rights in any way"; "A cited Jewish religious congregation in Austin that subscribes to Judaism is allegedly violating your privacy rights during working hours for you inside your Souper Salad workplace!"; "You are a peasant! You are a peon!"; "You are a mere servant, a member of the servant class!"; "You are an imbecile!"; "You are mentally ill, and you are currently a patient at Austin State Hospital who is yourself being permitted to work inside a restaurant as part of your psychiatric treatment program mandated by the State of Texas!"; "You have no privacy rights at all, and no attorney will be willing to help you, since this is all occurring outside of the legal system in the United States!"; "Everything you say or do inside your Souper Salad workplace is part of an ongoing criminal-law trial or civil-law trial transcript in which you are always the cited defendant and a judge and jury are each day evaluating the evidence against you!"; "Your religion's opposition to prayer, and your accompanying implicit deism, is offensive to all other religious groups in the Austin area!"; "You are not a single man, and you were in fact secretly married to another person without your knowledge or currently applicable consent, and you have no means of obtaining a divorce from that marriage partner of yours, since you are legally required to be married to that person for the rest of your life!"; "The government is requiring that you live with someone who is medically ill and handicapped, even though you have no desire to live with someone who is mentally ill or handicapped!"; "Your coworkers at your Souper Salad workplace have been advised or ordered or paid by someone to themselves pretend that they do not hear these voices!"; "Many or several of your coworkers at Souper Salad Lakeline are students at Austin Community College (ACC), and ACC has an alleged intrusive involvement in your working conditions inside this restaurant!"; "Your coworkers at this Souper Salad workplace may be in their teens and 20s, but each of them has had a lot more real-life experience than you have had!"; "Souper Salad Inc. does advertise in 'The Austin American-Statesman', so that proves that Souper Salad Inc. does have a relationship with that media company!"; "You are the only employee inside your restaurant who has ever expressed concern to a manager or Souper Salad corporate headquarters official about noise pollution inside your workplace; you are just tilting at windmills when you speak up on that!"; "It's interesting that a coworker of yours chooses to talk about religion with you while you are on duty as a server for Souper Salad Lakeline!"; "One of the religious congregations that is talking to you anonymously during working hours for you at your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace is allegedly the First Unitarian Universalist Church of Minneapolis, Minnesota!"; "Many people are hoping that you will accidentally cut off a finger of yours while you are slicing lemons while on duty as a server for Souper Salad Lakeline! That would immediately mean that attractive persons interested in dating you would suddenly lose their interest in you, so this project might end at that point!"; "The only way this project (sic) will ever end is if you drop dead!"; "Your current job as a restaurant waiter at Souper Salad Lakeline is primarily designed to give you a marketable skill that will give you gainful employment when you inevitably emigrate to Italy or Spain or Mexico or France in the near future! Otherwise, you wouldn't have any marketable skills in that foreign country where English is not the native language!"; "You are regarded by many Christians as being either the Jesus Christ of today or an anti-Christ figure!"; "Since many compare you to Jesus Christ, this also implies that you will be martyred in the near future!"; "The President of the United States has no interest in your working conditions or your life in the Austin area of Texas!"; "The Democratic Party is sponsoring many of these anonymous communications you are hearing at your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace, and all of your own intellectual property has been claimed and appropriated by the Democratic Party, without your permission!"; "The Texas Legislature officially authorized this ongoing filibuster being inflicted on you at your Souper Salad workplace because the Texas Legislature wants to force you to move to another state, such as Louisiana or California, that would be more receptive to your hedonistic, narcissistic, and non-Christian lifestyle!"; "Unless you move back to the state where these voices began, and that is Massachusetts back in 1987, you can never get these voices to end!"; "The Texas Legislature approved a law prohibiting you from having any sex life if you continue to live in Texas, and that is the primary reason why you have been completely celibate ever since 1979 whenever you have resided in the Austin area or anywhere else in Central Texas!"; "Schizophrenics are very keen on alliteration, and that is one of the reasons why the name of your current employer is Souper Salad, it's alliterative and was designated to appeal to a schizophrenic such as yourself!"; "Remember what Margaret Watson of Dallas was telling you on the telephone back in 1997, when you called her and her husband's home from Palestine, Texas: Margaret Watson informed you in that long-distance phone call you made to her at your own expense, that she was completely sure that NONE of the persons whom you have ever previously encountered at any time in your own life, wishes to have any further involvement with you! Since Margaret Watson somehow knew a lot about your circumstances, the ONLY continuity you have in your own life of today is from individuals to whom you owe money!"; "A lot of waiters and waitresses lead very self-destructive lifestyles!"; "You're obviously a LOSER, or otherwise many of the people from your past would want to keep up with you!"; "Are you sure you aren't manic-depressive?"; "You have a split personality!"; "You are very paranoid!"; "You have multiple personalities!"; "You are jail bait for others, since you get everyone else in trouble!"; "You are too straight for most Austin residents!"; "Liberal Democrats feel betrayed by you, since much of your political and religious ideology is repugnantly conservative!"; "You are very similar to the Moslems, since you promote an alcohol-free and law-enforcement-minded style of government!"; "Many have compared you to Arab terrorists!"; "What do you plan to do for a living when you finally get real?"; "Your affinity for facially-cleanshaven, mustache-free, beard-less, and masculine tobacco-free, non-alcoholic adult gentlemen as persons to associate with in your career and social life life, is very offensive to the many effeminate male adult persons and transsexual persons of the Austin area!"; "Your Souper Salad Lakeline restaurant is not sanitary enough for our tastes!"; "The most interesting thing about you is your sexuality, in the minds of most observers!"; "Your long-term celibacy in the entire Austin area only proves that you are a paranoid-schizophrenic!"; "The socialists and communists claim you as their own, even though you emphasize that you support bridled capitalism and you are working for a for-profit restaurant corporation based in San Antonio!"; "Many of your coworkers and work supervisors at Souper Salad Lakeline allegedly dislike you quite a bit!"; "It would be illegal for you to make any personal friends in this context, since you have been placed in defacto solitary confinement by the Texas Department of Criminal Justice during this period in which you are working as a waiter inside Souper Salad Lakeline!"; "Your critical awarenesses are unacceptable to the people of Texas and the Texas Legislature, and that is why you are being brainwashed against your wishes through this year-round verbal castigation of yourself designed to inflict electric shock on your brain!"; "Some Texans say you are not straight enough, even though you are law-abiding and have no criminal-conviction record, and that is why you are being held hostage by this voice committee that's forced upon you throughout each of your workshifts at Souper Salad Lakeline!"; "You might make a good butler or male counterpart to a nanny for some wealthy family in the Austin area!"; "Remember the poem that a schoolmate of yours at Stephen F. Austin High School read aloud in front of you and your debate squad colleagues on your birthday---a poem in which the author of that poem stated that many have speculated about your own expected demise!"; "The intent behind this verbal harassment of yourself on a year-round basis in Austin, Texas, is to make you feel so miserable that you will either commit suicide or move away from the Austin area! Many of the persons chastizing you each day are local hippies who complain that your anti-marijuana religious and political ideology is very offensive to them!; "Your alcohol-free, illicit-drug-free, tobaco-free religious and political beliefs are cramping the style of college fraternity men in the Austin area! They are trying to drive you out of the Austin area so that they can have fun again without a moral tyrant such as yourself giving them a hard time!"; "You are a moral and religious tyrant, and many Austinites find that very intimidating! They compare you to Ayatolla Khomeini!"; "Concordia University decided to move out of Austin, Texas, and into Williamson County partly because Concordia University is appalled by the pervasive and year-round violations of your own human rights and legal rights that the City of Austin is allegedly involved in!"; "Many observers of your substandard living conditions in the Austin area say that it is yet another reminder that Texas is among the most politically corrupt states in the entire nation!"; "You are the ONLY person responsible for the fact that you have never earned as much as $20,000 per year in total annual gross employment-derived earnings!"; "You look gross to a lot of people, as your Souper Salad customers occasionally indicate!"; "Your endless criticisms of the state of Texas make you a world-famous Texas-basher, and 'Texas Monthly' magazine is among the media companies that allegedly dislike you for that reason!"; "St. Edward's University declined to even grant you a job interview, even though you applied for a job there several years ago, and that's a reminder that St. Edward's University in Austin, Texas, is not friendly toward you!"; "Many of the clergy members who dislike you the most in the Austin area are allegedly Roman Catholic priests!"; "Send a rejection letter to the right person, if you can figure out who that is, and your circumstances in the Austin area will suddenly improve 100 percent!"; "Any time you send a rejection letter to anyone, that is merely an invitation to that individual to participate in manipulating your own circumstances and living conditions, since ANY rejection letter from you is always determined by a panel of psychologists and attorneys in charge of your life as an alleged expression of 'interest' by yourself in the person to whom you sent the rejection letter!"; "So why are you personally repulsed by baldness on the heads of adult men?"; "You are very easy to manipulate, and that is one of the reasons why you are in this project, since everyone enjoys toying with you and keeping you in the dark about what is really going on in the outside world!"; "Your decision to live in the Austin area is costing a lot of money to the City of San Francisco/the City of Minneapolis/the City of Boston/the City of Quincy, Massachusetts/the City of Cambridge, Mass./the City of New York City, New York/the City of Dallas/the City of Houston/the City of Chicago. This is making people very angry with you, that you haven't figured out yet that you are EXPECTED to move to one of these cited cities in order to help it avoid financial collapse that you inflictedon that city!"; "Your job at Souper Salad Lakeline restaurant should remind you that you have been treated to a very generous buffet in all aspects of your life, and yet you have done nothing to reciprocate! You are morally obligated to lots of people, and to cited civic groups and universities and employers, and if you don't honor those commitments, you will be labeled an ingrate to the entire world!"; "You have a reputation for being whiny, since you have complained about your circumstances when many people in your shoes would be grateful and very happy on a year-round basis! You are fully ambulatory and HIV-negative, which is more than many Austinites can say, so you should be very, very grateful for those two wonderful advantages that you currently have!"; "The intent behind degrading you at your workplace on a year-round basis was to make you as submissive as possible toward the wealthy people and aristocrats in the background who control your living conditions and life!"; "What you are listening to during working hours for yourself as a server at Souper Salad is a counseling services or educational services group to which you were referred by an Austin-area resident without obtaining your formal permission or prior permission on that!"; "Every time you attempt to protest these voices, you find that your efforts are IN VAIN, and how fitting that is when you have been evaluated by a panel of psychologists and psychiatrists as being the most narcissistic adult person in the entire history of the United States of America!"; "Every time you write about these working conditions and other unpleasnat aspects of your life in Austin in your private journal you keep in your personal computer in Austin, Texas, it only leads to reprisals against you! You must be passively acquiescent, as that unpublished fiction writer in Minneapolis, Minnesota, warned you many years ago! You have no privacy rights, so you have no right to complain, either!"; "You are a whore!"; "You will soon be mired in a shocking sex scandal involving yourself!"; "one intent of these voices at your Souper Salad workplace is to increase your stress level and cause you to prematurely age, which means that after you die young of natural causes resulting from your being prematurely aged, it will trigger a courtroom battle from numerous persons and civic groups making claims against your estate!"; "All of your total cumulative lifelong wealth and assets were allegedly seized by a group that's labeled you as Fascist and neo-Nazi, and this explains why you have been deprived for many years of your having full and immediate access to all of your own cumulative lifelong financial savings and your total financial wealth and property wealth, which are considerable!"; "You are a fruitcake!"; "You are a fruit!"; "You are a nut!"; "Your decision to lead a life for yourself in which all or nearly all of your own mutual-consent men friends are heterosexual or primarily heterosexual in sexual identity is offensive to many Central Texans!"; "Your decision to associate with other HIV-negative Austinites in your personal life is very offensive to many Central Texans!"; "Your personality is in need of significant revision, and that's the emphatic opinion of Christian Scientists and the Church of Scientology and Hindus!"; "The Mormon Church continues to hope that you will flee from the Austin area and move to Salt Lake City, Utah!"; "You are an employer, without realizing it!"; "You can attempt to file all the criminal-law charges and lawsuits you want, but here in this county, no one will take any of your complaints seriously! The Austin Police Department allegedly will never permit you to file any successful criminal-law complaint in a court of law in Austin, Texas, against any gay person, any homosexual person, any lesbian person, any transsexual person, or any bisexual person, as APD allegedly maintains that you have no legal right to ever oppose any of those subcultures in a court of law!"; "You are actually a hedonist, even though you claim to the contrary!"; "You are the most vulnerable person in the entire history of the United States, and that is why you primarily attract sadistic persons to associate with you! Sadists love to exploit other human beings' vulnerability, and sadists delight ih harming vulnerable persons like yourself!"; "Your refusal to ever again visit Minnesota or live in Minnesota is one of the reasons why you are being harassed at your workplace in the Austin area!"; "The City of Austin, Travis County Government, and the State of Texas have no jurisdiction over you! It is the State of Nebraska, where you were born, that has legal authority over you at all times, and the State of Nebraska plans to welcome you at some future date by putting you in the electric chair in Nebraska for the crime of first-degree murder that you allegedly committed or will commit at some future date!"; "It is actually the Commonwealth of Massachusetts that has legal authority over you, you are just a ward of the State of Massachusetts!"; "You are turning into a ward of the State of Texas!"; "The Attorney General of Texas alleges that you have allegedly injured lots of Texans and crippled lots of Texans for life, and that is why he allegedly seeks to punish you!"; "The City of San Francisco was somehow given legal authority over you by another person, and you have no legal right to live AWAY from that city and its residents!"; "A labor union has been meddling in your life in the Austin area, and that labor union allegedly undermines your own choise to lead a lawfully heterophiliacal lifestyle in your career-related and platonic life!"; "Your religious choice through your Progressive Prohibitionist Religion to assign highest priority to helping children and persons underage 30 is proof that you are a pederast!"; "Many people have conracted cancer of the larnynx from verbally harassing you, and YOU are solely reponsible for the cancer of the larynx that they have contracted!"; "The United States has been compared to Nazi Germany, because of you!"; "The infamous Nazi concentration camp slogan, 'Work Shall Set You Free!', is also the slogan applicable to you at your Souper Salad workplace! No matter what you do, you'll still be executed! You're very similar to the Jews of Nazi Germany in that way!"; "Oil Can Harry's gay bar in downtown Austin, Texas, and a gay bathhouse near Highland Mall in Austin, Texas, have each had an alleged involvement in these anonymous communications you're being subjected to against your wishes inside your Souper Salad workplace!"; "You take your life too seriously, when you're a mere peon!"; "Your career as a waiter for Souper Salad is comparable to being a slave at a slave auction! Each of your customers is given the opportunity to bid on you in order to attempt to purchase you as their slave!"; "Some people wonder why you don't convert to Judaism and join a local Jewish religiuos congregation, which would help to protect your legal rights"; "Your thought process is slanderous, and B'nai B'rith has expressed concern about that! You are guilty of slander and character assassination of many persons, including many Jewish persons and Jewish civic groups, through your internal thought process!"; "You are being held hostage partly because you mutter to yourself under your breath a fair amount, and you have no legal right to ever talk to yourself in that way at any workplace of yours!"; "You are one of the most boring people in the history of Central Texas!"; "You will soon be deported to Israel, where you will be the defendant in a criminal trial where you'll be accused of alleged genocide that allegedly victimized many Jewish persons!"; "The United Nations maintains that you are guilty of crimes against humanity!"; "A lot of women don't trust you, since you have turned them into nude subjects in many of your nocturnal dreams that those women have read about or heard about"; "You are the most pornographic writer and the most obscene person who has ever lived in the Austin area!"; "You are so Puritanical and rigid that most Central Texans balk at you on that basis, too!"; "One of the primary reasons why you are never permitted to earn a decent income in the Austin area is that many people here fear that if you earned a decent income, you would have enough money to hire a good attorney to help you file a lawsuit against the 'Powers that Be' in the Austin area!"; "Why do you continue to live in the Austin area if you dislike the 'Austin American-Statesman' and regard it as a substandard, sadistic, and immoral newspaper, even though this is Cox media company country here, as you know! The Atlanta-based Cox media company that owns the 'American-Statesman' is the dominant media company in Central Texas, as you know!"; "Many of the anonymous voices you are listening to during working hours for you at your Souper Salad workplace are death-row inmates of the Texas Department of Criminal Justice at Huntsville, Texas! They were each permitted by the TDCJ state agency of Texas to hurl epithets and insults at you all day, as their way of getting revenge on you!"; "Your working conditions remind many of your classmates from Austin High School of the short story 'The Lottery," which you and your classmates read in Mrs. Huie's English class---a short story in which a cited victim is stoned to death by fellow residents of the same village!"; "Remember what John F. Campbell, that Austin-area private attorney whom you several years ago consulted, told you: That you are a 'marked man' at each of your workplaces in the Austin area, attorney John F. Campbell stated you you very emphatically in a signed reply letter he mailed to you!"; "The State Bar of Texas state agency is allegedly sponsoring this verbal harassment of yourself at your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace!"; "A private attorney who dislikes you is sponsoring this year-round verbal harassment of you during working hours for you as a server inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace, and you have no way of finding out who that attorney is, because the State Bar of Texas allegedly won't tell you!"; "Many Americans look upon you as a witch or warlock! You would have been burned at the stake at Salem, Massachusetts, had you lived there at the time!"; "Remember what Professor Don Gillmor of the University of Minnesota School of Journalism and Mass Communications told you on the telephone back in 1988, that you should just ignore the voices and they will go away! So why can't you just completely ignore these voices you are hearing inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace throughout each of your workshifts in which you are waiting on customers as a server? Why haven't you completely followed that media-law expert's advice?"; "Why does it surprise you when coworkers of yours have compared you to a police officer or an FBI agent, when you report on alleged employee food theft to work supervisors of yours on a frequent basis inside Souper Salad Lakeline?"; "Your circumstances and working conditions inside Souper Salad Lakeline restaurant are all being sponsored by a former roommate of yours!"; "Many of your customers inside Souper Salad Lakeline have alleged ties to organized crime!"; "One of your coworkers at Souper Salad Lakeline looks depressed because he sees no hope for you in your own future, and this is very depressing to him!"; "When Professor Elspeth Rostow at UT-Austin's LBJ School of Public Affairs told you on the telephone back in 1988 that she hopes you find the inner peace that she cited in that phone conversation as being an apparent goal of yours, Professor Rostow WAS NOT referring to a scenario of the future in which you would actually be alive! Professor Rostow was referring to the inner peace she expects you to have after you are dead and a mere corpse!"; "You claim to have estblished a new religion, the Progressive Prohibitionist Religion, but your religion does not even acknowledge an afterlife for anyone! What kind of religion is that?"; "Many Central Texans are very amazed that you are still alive, after all these years, when the majority of Central Texans just assumed you would have died by now from a fatal accident or from suicide or from a terminal illness that you would have contracted by now! Most Central Texans are very shocked that you are still living and holding onto a job, when they had counted on your dropping dead by now!"; "You are politically and religiously incorrect to so many Central Texans, and this explains why all of Central Texas responds to your plight with either apathy toward yourself or antipathy toward yourself!"; "The rednecks of Central Texas especially dislike you, as Michael Stephens of 'The Daily Texan' student newspaper staff emphatically informed you in person in Austin, Texas, back in 1979!"; "Jann (last name also was cited) still has a thing for you, and is still very obsessed with you, even though you do not keep up with her at all! She's manipulating your circumstances every day, even though you specifically rejected her!"; "Your job title as a server for Souper Salad is designed to give you the opportunity to fantasize about being like a professional tennis player, since professional tennis players do lots of serving during their pro tennis matches!"; "What you're being subjected to inside your Souper Salad workplace during working hours for you is a form of aversion therapy, you might call it! Whichever cited individuals from your own past whom you permanently rejected, and who most repulsed you or most alienated you or most offended you, from a variety of standpoints, are also the very individuals whose legal names will be cited to you the most frequently throughout each and every one of your workshifts inside a Souper Salad restaurant in Austin, Texas, Cedar Park, Texas, and Round Rock, Texas!"; "What you're being subjected to as a server for Souper Salad restaurants during working hours for you inside your restaurant workplace is a bit like Chinese Water Torture! The pain that you are experiencing from listening to these voices throughout each of your workshifts must be very excruciating for you!"; "Many people are hoping you would change your mind about your own staunch support for court-ordered capital punishment of individuals convicted of either homicide or attempted homicide! If you changed your mind on that, then everyone would be nicer to you, too! If you smile at others, the entire world will smile back at you!"; "The Attorney General of Texas has classified you as being an alleged internal security threat to his State of Texas agency, and that's a bit like saying that you are an alleged terrorist! This is why many people compare you to Bin Laden and the Arab terrorists!"; "Your thought process is OBVIOUSLY NOT THAT OF A CHRISTIAN! If you were a Christian, yould would exhibit no malice toward anyone in your thought process! This is why many Christians regard you as living confirmation of the dramatic difference between Christian Americans such as themselves and, on the other hand, non-Christian Americans or pagan Americans such as yourself! Your thought process is frightening to many Christians!"; "Tourism in Texas has declined significantly because of you! Many people all over the world blame Texas for abusing you this way, and the State Government of Texas blames you for all that notoriety that the State of Texas has received in regard to you!"; "You are sexually obsessed!"; "Many Christians look upon you as being possessed by Satan!"; "Many Christians take your entire thought process and all of your nocturnal dreams very literally, and that is a primary reason why they find you so very, very frightening!"; "Many Americans look upon you not as a writer or waiter, but as the somnolent and unconscious source of nocturnal dreams exploring each of your many anxieties! It's obvious from scientific study of your nocturnal dreams that you are the most neurotic person in the entire history of the United States of America!"; "This verbal harassment of you each day inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace during working hours for you is primarily designed to generate fresh creative material for your nocturnal dreams! This is all that really matters about your own life, the nocturnal dreams you produce during your sleep that everyone enjoys studying!"; "This verbal castigation of you at your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace is all part of the science-fed 'living conditons' and 'working conditions' to which you are being subjected against your wishes by the medical science community of Austin, Texas, and the Boston area of Massachusetts!"; "Your entire life is primarily a source of raw material for educational psychologists! They are striving to help children grow up to be much stronger and much more intelligent than you yourself!"; "You are an encyclopedia of misinformation!"; "You are not being invited to any social parties or dinner parties in the Austin area these days because you have been dropped from everyone's party lists! Your anti-alcohol and anti-marijuana religion offends nearly everyone in Central Texas!"; "You are a jerk!"; "A lot of women fear that you might be a stalker type!"; "The only reason why you don't make a decent income from your career-related pursuits is that you don't have any job-related skills! This is why you are a public servant, so to speak, albeit in the role of a server here at Souper Salad Lakeline!"; "You are definitely part of a Marathon here in Texas, but it's mostly a monument to your own stupidity! Many people more intelligent than you are have commented that they would have known how to put an end to anonymous voices in the background back in 1987, when they first began for you in Quincy, Massachusetts!"; "Many of the geniuses of the United States say that they would have found a way to terminate these voices ages ago! Geniuses find it difficult to respect you, for that and other reasons!"; "Whenever any of your customers at Souper Salad speak with you in person, they are thinking about nude images from nocturnal dreams of yours they have read or heard about! You sure have had lots of bizarre pornographic dreams that each of your Souper Salad Lakeline customers know all about!"; "You are the least sought-after single adult person in the entire Austin area! The fact that you generally receive only one personal Christmas card each year in the mail, a greeting card message sent to you by your Iowa relatives Aunt Allegra and Uncle John, proves that you are judged to be very undesirable by the people of the Austin area and Texas!"; "You always were a pest, even in your childhood!"; "Many Central Texans have labeled you as a NARC, and they feel uncomfortable about associating with you for that reason! They fear that if they associate with you, you will turn them in to the FBI or the Austin Police Department or the Travis County Sheriff's Office!"; "Many people are wondering why you don't come across as more self-confident in your job as a server for Souper Salad Lakeline! If you were more confident about your own future, you would smile more often and never lose your composure!"; "Your inferiority complex is very unpleasant to be around! It's your inferiority complex that prevented you from pursuing a higer-paying and more creative career for yourself!"; "You are genetically INFERIOR to the vast majority of all American men, and that's why many American men look upon you as being similar to an animal, a sub-human, or possibly a primitive creature from another planet!"; "You are so primitive, and you know so little about the world of today, that only a scholar of Ancient History would have any interest in you! But you will also recall that at least one scholar of Ancient History affiliated with UT-Austin sent you a very emphatic rejection E-mail leter in a recent year! So even an Ancient History scholar can find you odious!"; "Your only hope is to somehow qualify for a servant job with the Queen of England on the British Isles! You could work inside one of the Queen's palaces and be granted citizenship in Great Britain!"; "Your unpleasant working conditions inside Souper Salad Lakeline, including hot or warm temperatures in the waitstation that are similar to a sweat shop throughout your workshifts, are designed to encourage you to move to a more humane city such as Portland, Oregon, or San Francisco, or Boston, Massachusetts, or St. Louis, Missouri!"; "The entire city of Dallas has allegedly targeted you for decades as the kind of liberal non-Christian that Dallasites love to torture and abuse!"; "You SHOULD HAVE REJECTED MORE PEOPLE FROM YOUR LIFE! Why didn't you reject more people than you did?"; "The primary persons willing to have an involvement with you these days are either alcoholics or former drug addicts or current drug addicts!"; "Many people look upon you as being a sex slave!"; "You have been classified as a sexual prostitute by persons having sex with you during your sleep inside your locked residence!"; "You have been designated by the State of Texas as a subject for sex therapy during your sleep!"; "Why can't you learn to be a lot quieter and talk less often? As ignorant as you are, you only parade your ignorance in front of others whenever you do speak up in any aspect of your life!"; "Some African-Americans identify with you because they regard you as a living reminder of what a slave looks like!"; "Whenever you attempt to speak up about a concern or complaint of yours, you only get labeled as either 'whiny' or 'socially maladroit' by others!"; "Whichever person or persons you reject the most empahtically, as attorney John F. Campbell warned you in person inside his law firm in downtown Austin back in the late 1990s, are the very person or persons MOST likely to meddle in your life and harass you! Remember that same Austin-based private attorney's written warning that you cannot prevent a cited current or ex-Minnesotan from meddling in your life as long as he wishes, even though you had already permanently rejected that individual, your only consolation on that being that you can, in fact, live AWAY from that individual, you can EXCLUDE that person from your own social life, and you do NOT have to ever be a coworker of that individual, Mr. Campbell did helpfully reassure you"; "Thousands of Central Texans have gone insane and been confined to a psychiatric institution after listening to your thought process, including your thought process being quoted back throughout each and every workshift for you inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace! Your thoguht process is the bane of Central Texas these days!"; "You are one of the most despised residents of Central Texas in the entire history of this multi-county region of Texas! The militant atheist Madalyn Murray O'Hair, a former Austin resident, was possibly more despised than you are, but not by much. And she was much more learned than you are!"; "You are too self-critically aware for your own good, and most people find that very dreary to be around!"; "You are much too arrogant for your own good!"; "You should be a lot humbler than you are, since you are obviously very ignorant!"; "You are too intolerant of human diversity, and that is one of the primary reasons why most Central Texans feel very uncomfortable with you!"; "The only way you'll ever increase your income is if you have a car accident and the other driver is at fault: Your gross total employment-derived income has always been under $20,000, as you well know!"; "A person you've already rejected from your own life was somehow given legal authority in regard to yourself, and has pursued legal actions undermining your freedoms and options in life and opportunities in life while also censoring you for many years, and you have no means of filing a formal complaint against that individual because no one is willing to cite that individual's legal name to you!"; "The Texas Department of Agriculture and the United States Department of Agriculture are the appropriate government agencies that have jurisdiction over you, since you have been legally classified as a farm animal!"; "F--k (obscenity) you, John!"; "Many of the persons verbally harassing you inside your Souper Salad workplace are allegedly OTHER employees of Souper Salad Inc. who are not on duty at this time during your workshift!"; "Souper Salad is like the Garden of Eden, and the eternal message from it all for you, John, is to yourself refrain from eating the forbidden fruit!"; "Professional tennis champion Chris Evert is wondering why you haven't given up on Texas and moved to Florida, where the residents would be a lot more tolerant toward you than Texans are!"; "Florida is for misfits, and you are definitely a misfit!"; "If you go deaf from this noise pollution we're subjecting you inside your Souper Salad workplace, everyone will just say it was your own narcissism that caused your deafness, so it was strictly your fault---and it definitely would NOT be a basis for a lawsuit from yourself!"; "Washington University in St. Louis allegedly has an involvement in your circumstances, including at your workplace, and Washington University regards you as a psychiatric patient, and nothing else!"; "All of your own life story and all of your own conduct in your life are merely material for a psychiatrist!"; "Remember what your former debate squad colleague at Austin High who's an attorney in Austin was telling you, that you definitely are NOT being harassed in Austin, Texas!"; "Remember what Chris Airth, an acquaintance of yours from your childhoood, told you back in 1994, when you made a long-distance phone call to him from West Texas: Chris Airth does not know of ANY attorney anywhere in Austin who would be willing to help you file a lawsuit on your own behalf in a court of law!"; "Many of your Souper Salad customers are shocked to discover that you are actually friendly and nice, since they have heard and read very negaive publicity about you from the news media in Austin, Texas!"; "Many people, including many Souper Salad customers, don't like your nocturnal dreams, since from what they have read or heard about your nocturnal dreams that you have had inside your private residence, you are allegedly racist and allegedly anti-Semitic!"; "A lot of Jewish people resent the fact that you have so many dreams and thought processes about Jewish persons, when you yourself are not Jewish! It's as if you were posing as an expert on Jewish life who is yourself writing about or describing Jewish culture, when you have so little knowledge about Jewish culture and Judaism!; "Remember what your former roommate of yours from Italy was telling you when you roomed with him in Austin back in 2000, that your abdomen appears to be artificially inflated with an air bubble that points to possibly foul play by others, and despite this, you cannot find any medical doctor in Austin, Texas, who is willing to acknowledge that very suspicious medical problem for you and provide you with reliable medical care that will remove that huge air bubble in your abdomen!"; "Your nocturnal dreams inside your private residence are obscene, and they make a mockery of both Judaism and Christianity, and this is one of the reasons why some Jewish groups and some Christian groups are dismayed by you!"; "Your non-Christian Progressive Prohibitionist Religion has the severity of the Moslem religion, and this is another reason why many people dislike your religion!"; "The coworkers and work supervisors and customers you are encountering at your Souper Salad workplace are not there because they want to be there---they're there for some other reason"; "Remember what Dr. Beryl Simpson, an economic botanist employed by UT-Austin, told you on the telephone back in the late 1990s, after you complained to that former departmental colleague of your Father's about alleged violations of your own privacy rights and alleged harassment of yourself in Austin, Texas: 'There appear to be some meanies in the Austin area who are harassing you, John!', Dr. Simpson of UT-Austin's faculty stated to you in that phone conversation; "It seems that you are God in your new Progressive Prohibitionist Religion, and that is part of what makes you and your religion so vainglorious and narcissistic!"; "The Powers that Be who are in charge of your living conditions in Austin don't want you to become an unofficial Big Brother volunteer for an elementary-school-student male youth, even though you were successful in that type of role on five previous occasions, and the mothers of those youths indicated they were very pleased with you"; "You are a major legal liability for the City Government of Austin, and it's likely that a local taxpayers group will finally publicize that alarming fact!"; "Your employer, Souper Salad Inc. of San Antonio, allegedly is trying to get rid of you, since your employer has determined that your continued employment by Souper Salad comprises a significant legal liability for Souper Salad Inc.!"; "You think you are employed here by Souper Salad Inc. of San Antonio, when your actual employer here at your Souper Salad workplace is not Souper Salad Inc.---it's a media company, whether you like it or not!"; "Your employer, Souper Salad Inc., has been very willing to let you take off time from work in order to attend job interviews in the Austin area with other employers, and that's partly because Souper Salad wants you off their payroll as soon as possible!"; "Your female district manager for Souper Salad Inc. almost never visits your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace on days when you are working there, and that's an indication that she allegedly does not want to deal with you!"; "Remember what the Austin-based Texas Workforce Commission Civil Rights Divison Director, Mr. Robert Gomez, stated to you in a recent reply E-mail letter, that the types of anonymous communications involving alleged verbalized death threats against yourself to which you have been repeatedly subjected against your wishes inside your Souper Salad workplace during working hours for you, appear to comprise a CRIMINAL-LAW matter for which the local prosecuting attorney would be the appropriate person for you to contact, according to Mr. Gomez!"; "If you knew more about your circumstances, you'd be very angry about it all!"; "You've been rejected by lots of people!"; "A lot of Texans and southerners hate you because you are a northerner to them!"; "Whenever you write a letter to someone and they don't write you back, that's a reminder that they've rejected you!"; "You remind a lot of southerners of Ulysses S. Grant and his scorched-earth policy toward the South during the Civil War! You are as ruthless as General Grant was!"; "The Republic of Texas group particularly despises you! They regard you as an alarming threat to Texas!"; "Your male coworker does not enjoy working with you! He prefers working with female coworkers, who give him a chance to flirt with them!"; "You have triggered a Civil War between the states!"; "A lot of Texans don't trust you because you were born in Nebraska and you spent a lot of time in the north! You're a Yankee to those Texans!"; "Your impressions from your childhood about what Bar Mitzveh consists of is very offensive to many Jewish people!"; "Keep in mind that you received a reply E-mail letter from Mike Levy, publisher of 'Texas Monthly' and an attorney, in which Mike Levy asked you not to ever again write to him!"; "The local Jewish community in Austin has been very unappreciative toward you, but 'Commentary' magazine in New York City actually praised you in a reply letter!"; "Many Jewish people are offended by you because you dream about Jewish people too much during your sleep and you identify with Jewish people too much, those Jewish persons say!"; "You take yourself too seriously, when your entire life is merely material for comedy and comic writers!"; "Keep in mind that you received a recent rejection letter in the mail from Professor Leo Katz, a cited friend and classmate of yours during your childhood, who stated that Leo Katz wants you to never again directly contact either himself or 'anyone connected to me (Leo Katz),' as he put it, and you have no idea who that would be, aside from possibly all faculty members of The University of Pennsylvania in Philadelphia, since Leo Katz was not willing to specify in writing which persons are 'connected to him'! Nor did the rejection letter that Professor Leo Katz mailed to you explain in writing WHY he had rejected you, John!"; "Many Americans compare you to Ethel Rosenberg, the Jewish woman who betrayed the United States by sharing secret information with the Russians, and she was put in the electric chair along with her husband!"; "Remember what Civil Probate Division Director David Ferris of the Travis County County Clerk's Office in downtown Austin told you back in 2002, when you made a local phone call to him from your residence! David Ferris told you at that time that there appears to be an effort by lots of people in Central Texas to drive you out of the Austin area!"; "President Jimmy Carter is very involved in your circumstances and living conditions in Austin!"; "Former work supervisors of yours and former coworkers of yours at Souper Salad who visit your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace are indicating to you that they are SHOCKED that you are still being employed by Souper Salad Inc. of San Antonio, and that Souper Salad Inc. has not fired you yet!"; "The longer you remain employed by Souper Salad Inc., the greater the legal liability you are for Souper Salad Inc. of San Antonio! This is why you are an embarrassment to corporate headquarters officials for Souper Salad Inc.!"; "Remember what Rich Oppel, editor of 'The Austin American-Statesman,' wrote you back in 1997, that because you have yourself established a new religion of your own-- the Progressive Prohibitionist Religion--you have forfeited any credibility as a newspaper journalist, and for that one cited reason Mr. Oppel would not even consider hiring you to write for 'The Austin American-Statesman' daily newspaper owned by Cox Newspapers of Atlanta, Georgia!"; "Many observers say that you should not associate with Jewish people as much as you have in your past, since so many Jewish people dislike you!"; "The nation of Israel is particularly critical of you, and considers you a threat to the national security of Israel!"; "You remind a lot of people of what the antebellum South was like!"; "A lot of Black people find you offensive, since you are so unassertive of your own legal rights!"; "A lot of white southerners, including the Ku Klux Klan, dislike you because you have expressed sympathy toward many African-Americans, and those white people consider you to be a N-gger-lover (exact quote of that epithet hurled at me inside Souper Salad workplaces of mine)!"; "Many of your nocturnal dreams about African-Americans are condescending toward them, they say!"; "You remind a lot of people of that Tom Cruise movie featuring a character who can see into the future and anticipate a very grim scenario!" "Your nocturnal dreams and writings about the United States and Texas are so far to the left that many southerners dislike you on that basis!"; "Your female Souper Salad district manager told you during the one first-ever write-up she presided over for you, back in March 2009, that she expects you to change your residence, and she made that comment to you with no context to it, and in fact you have never once made any comment to her or ever once complained to her about your very fine private residence on any occasion!"; "Your celibacy throughout all of Central Texas ever since 1979 only proves that you are socially maladroit and an undesirable loner!"; "You are too incisive for most Central Texans, and they consider you to be so aggressive that you are rude! You should move to New York City, where your incisiveness and aggressiveness would be appreciated!"; "Your vision for America has alreayd failed! That was the Prohibition Era, an era that made Mafia thugs like Al Capone rich!"; "The Mafia is heavily involved in your circumstances in Austin, Texas!"; "Your female manager at Souper Salad is making nasty comments about you to your coworkers behind your back!"; "Notice that female customer with a very short haircut who gets a free meal from your female manager when that female customer visits your restaurnat workplace! That's an example of favoritism toward an allegedly lesbian customer that is in violation of Souper Salad rules and regulations!"; "You remind a lot of people of the Roman Catholic Church during the period of the Inquisition in Spain!"; "Your own homophobia reminds a lot of people of the Roman Catholic Church!"; "A lot of gay priests allegedly dislike you!"; "You've always had the same one employer throughout your entire life, even if you get paycheck receipts indicating otherwise!"; "You are required by law to yourself support the gay rights movement, even if your own religious and political beliefs and personal beliefs support a human rights movement that is openly condemnatory toward much of the conduct and many of the cited goals and values of the gay rights movement and gay activists!"; "Your right to have a life of any type is strictly contigent on your having an involvement with a gay employer!"; "You can get these voices to end while still yourself maintaining your own prevailingly critical vantgage point toward the gay rights movement and your own prevailingly critical vantage point toward the gay and lesbian community!"; "Remember how former 'Daily Texan' news editor Michael Stephens in 1988 abruptly stated to you in a phone call you made to him one day, that he was reminded of a cited transsexual female staff member at 'The Daily Texan', a Jennifer (last name also cited), whom Michael Stephens described as being 'obnoxious'!"; "Austin abounds with criminal intent evidence, but the local police department and the local prosecuing attorney are unwilling to press any criminal-law charges against anyone wronging you in any way, since the local political system in Austin, Texas, is allegedly very corrupt! The political system in the northeastern U.S. is also very corrupt, so you should move to the state of Minnesota, where the political system is not corrupt!"; "Everyone wishes you had lived your life more creatively! The complaints you have filed through the years have been very non-creative, and your lack of creativity is a big disappointment to many people!"; "Everyone wishes you had read a lot more, and written less often! That's what a former schoolmate of yours at Austin High School, David Gerhardt, was reminding you of when you observed him one day carrying lots of books he had just checked out of Austin Public Libary!"; "You read so little that you cannot possibly ever be a good writer!"; "Remember what a female former classmate of yours from Austin High School (her full legal name also cited) told you on the telephone in 1997, that you are free to continue making phone calls to her residence in the Austin area, but she does not care enough about you to meet you in person for lunch or for tea and conversation!"; "Your life is already over, and everyone compares you to someone on his deathbed!"; "It would be impossible for you to enjoy a full and natural longevity, partly because so many people seek to harm you and you are always at risk of being poisoned by male waiters whenever you dine out in restaurants in Austin during your leisuretime!"; "It's no accident that a professor at the University of Minnesota School of Journalism and Mass Communications boasted to you and your graduate-school classmates that alumni of that school are known as the 'Minnesota Mafia', as he put it! The Minnesota Mafia will hunt you down and abuse you for criticizing your former state of Minnesota!"; "You are a c-nt! (obscenity)"; "You are a b-stard (obscenity)!"; "You have triggered a Civil War in the United States in which the South will be the side that's triumphant!"; "You have enslaved people!"; "You have no personal friends in your own life, since everyone who associates with you is strictly doing that as a professional service for which they are paid money by someone other than yourself!"; "The U.S. legal system does not acknowledge your own legal right to yourself lawfully and in a civil manner exclude gays, lesbians, and transsexuals from your own personal life and social life!"; "The University of Chicago has been meddling in your own life, and claims to own your intellectual property!"; "Stanford University has been violating your privacy rights for years, even though you specifically rejected that university from your own life!"; "Everyone else enjoys the legal right to exclude you from their own life, but you yourself have been denied the legal right to yourself exclude specified individuals from your own life!"; "A lot of Texans are incarcerated in a state prison because of you!"; "Your entire life is primarily material for researchers studying the aging process, and how a person can prematurely age under severe stress and duress of the type you've been exposed to for many years of your life!"; "No matter what you say or do or believe, you are legally required to reside in San Francisco, California!"; "No matter what you say or do or believe, you are legally required to reside in Provincetown, Massachusetts!"; "You emphasize that you are a non-alcoholic and permanently-alcohol-free American, but keep in mind that one married woman in Worcester, Massachusetts, whom you spoke with on the telephone several years ago stated to you that she regards you as being an 'alcoholic,' she said"; "It has been determined that your primary identity is that of a handicapped person, and that explains why many of your coworkers, if not all of them, are handicapped persons!"; "It's obvious that you are mired in scatological issues, since you are very attentive about noting that the men's restroom in your Souper Salad restaurant workplace not being tidy enough and sanitary enough!"; "Back when you lived in New Ulm, Minnesota, and reported for 'The New Ulm Journal' daily newspaper, the German-Americans there declared with amusement that you work for 'The Urinal,' as they dubbed your local newspaper; and now, as a Souper Salad server, you are spending a lot of your time trying to keep the urinal in the men's restroom of your workplace as tidy and sanitary as possible!"; "You should be writing your memoirs, since it's obvious that your life is over and all you can do is reflect on your past, at this point!"; "You'd have a heart attack if you learned what this project is all about!"; "Many people suspect that some very repressively manipulative individual who has a proprietary style toward you is preventing a variety of single adult persons your age or younger from contacting you and introducing themselves!"; "You are in the wrong U.S. state to get these voices to end! Remember what Charles Hilty was indicating on the telephone back in the early 1990s, that another U.S. state would be more appropriate for you, he suggested, without that former college journalism instructor of yours volunteering which U.S. state that would have been!"; "The fact that you haven't figured it out yet proves that you are an idiot!"; "Ellen Thorne is wondering why you haven't abandoned Texas altogether and opted for a fresh start in a new U.S. state for you such as New Mexico!"; "The fact that these voices continue proves that the U.S. Government has already determined them to be legal, since you have heard voices inside your workplace ever since 1987, when you resided in Quincy, Massachusetts---and the U.S. Government and federal agencies definitely would not have permitted these voices to continue uninterrupted for 23 years without a full investigation into the matter by the U.S. Government!"; "A lot of Texans hate Massachusetts partly because of interference in your own life in Texas by Massachusetts!"; "A lot of Texans hate Minnesota partly because of interference in your own life in Texas by Minnesotans!"; "No matter what you do, you will fry in an electric chair in the foreseeable future!"; "Since you are Neo-Nazi, in the minds of many Central Texans, they regard it as very fitting that you work for a restaurant chain employer that has the initials of S.S.!"; "The cancer rate in Travis County is much higher than 10 years ago, becuase of your decision to live in Travis County! It's obvious that many Travis County residents have contracted cancer of the larnyx from verbally harassing you on a year-round basis through anonymous communications they subject you to against your wishes!"; "You could have been a Hollywood star, had you moved to California and actively pursued a career in acting!"; "Remember what your Father emphatically told you in person in 1990 in Big Spring, Texas: 'These voices can all end in Texas'!"; "Remember what a Souper Salad male server coworker of yours told you several years ago! He told you that he himself does not care whether you have nasty or angry internal thoughts per se about persons who subject you to anonymous verbalized communications throughout your workshift inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace!"; "Remember what a coworker of yours inside Souper Salad Lakeline told you a few years ago! Josh told you that he believes that any persons subjecting you to anonymous verbalized communications should be made legally accountable for the entire content of whatever they say to you in that secretive manner, Josh stated to you that day inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace!"; "One of your relatives has directly stated to you on several occasions over a multi-year period that she is aware that you are yourself being subjected to actual, verifiable, anonymous voices during working hours for you inside your workplace!"; "Your habit of using clean language whenever you speak with other persons is too bland and boring for many single adult persons of Central Texas!"; "Many people are wondering why you haven't converted to Christianity yet, since that might help to put an end to the voices! The Christan church you join could file a lawsuit on your behalf here in Austin!"; "Many Christians are very offended by the obscene and disrespectful nocturnal dreams during your sleep that you have about Jesus Christ!"; "Everyone is expecting you to turn into a martyr, which is the primary religious and political strength you have, since after you are dead, people will then feel inspired by all the suffering you endured from this verbal harassment yourself in Texas!"; "You are someone who will be discovered by researchers only after you die, even though your views and beliefs and ideas went comletely ignored throughout your lifetime!"; "You are one of the most extensively censored human beings in all of American history! Any beliefs or views or opinions of yours that are incompatible with the cited trendy liberal-chic subcultures of Austin, merely get banished to oblivion!"; "Many people expect that after you are dead, your tombstone will read, 'He Never Actually Lived!'"; "A lot of people in Ireland are hoping you emigrate to the Republic of Ireland, since the Irish have been particularly critical of conduct toward yourself by the people of Massachusetts! The Irish would like to offer you a home in their country, since they want to prove to the entire world that Ireland is VERY different from the Boston area that allegedly persecuted you!"; "Your being a direct descendant of the Puritan leader Rev. William Brewster of the Mayflower will be useless to you if you emigrate to Great Britain! The Puritans who fled to America were regarded as trouble-makers by the English!"; "Everyone who meets you develops a superiority complex toward you! This is the primary way in which you boost the self-confidence of others!"; "Remember what your Austin High classmate Lew Little told you back in your high school days---Your tennis game is pathetically weak, he said----and it now seems that your overall position in life these days is also pathetically weak!"; "Let's hope that you don't live to age 90 or 100! We could not stand that many additional years of your living on this planet!"; "You remind everyone of that invader from Outer Space, E.T., as featured in a Hollywood movie!"; "The Williamson County Sheriff's Department will soon be arresting you and charging you with the crime of doctoring the glass of iced tea that you just served a deputy dining inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace! You ran out of sweet tea at the waitstation, so you poured some unsweet tea into a glass three-fourths full of sweet tea that you then carried to that deputy's dining table and served to that deputy! What you did to that Williamson County sheriff's deputy is a felony crime, and you'll soon be charged with that felony crime in a court of law in Williamson County, a county famous for being very strict against members of the criminal element such a yourself!"; "You are low life!"; "Very few people have any interest in you, John, and that is why almost no one ever makes a phone call to you or writes you a personal letter during your leisuretime!"; "Many people primarily think of you as someone who violates their privacy rights---that is your primary reputation!"; "You are the strangest person who ever lived in Central Texas!"; "You are over-employed in your current job as a waiter for Souper Salad Inc.!"; "One reason why Souper Salad Inc. has refused to employ you as a paid consultant to Souper Salad Inc. is because the gay and lesbian managers of Souper Salad Inc. would not permit that! Yo are very offensive to the gay community!"; "The primary sponsors of these voices you are listening to against your wishes at your workplace are heterosexual women, who seek to punish you for degrading them by subjecting them to pornography against their wishes!"; "You are an alleged pornographer!"; "The Texas Department of Public Safety state agency is allegedly sponsoring these voices comprising noise pollution at your Souper Salad workplace! This is being done covertly as a prelude to the Texas DPS arresting you for alleged hate crimes!"; "You should have figured out by now that the National Aernoautics and Space Administration in the Houston area and the Federal Communications Commission are allegedly sponsoring these voices! NASA and the FCC are providing or sponsoring the satellite technology that beams these voices into your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace every workshift of yours!"; "You always looked upon yourself as a writer, but it seems that you are just a visual image now, and everyone else is doing the writing for you!"; "Ellen Goodman of 'The Boston Globe' is allegedly among the many newspaper journalists who have allegedly meddled in your life circumstances and allegedly verbally abused you for years, even though she sent you a friendly reply E-mail letter in a recent year that expressed her hope that your own financial position would improve in the near future!"; "You have a hungry look on your face that reminds many people of a whore!"; "Many Catholics and many Hispanics, in particular, hate your anti-alcohol ideology! They regard consumption of alcohol as one of their favorite activities in life! You are trying to take all the fun out of life for many Hispanics and many Catholics!"; "You are obviously starving for love!"; "Don't you think it's significant that the last person who said 'I love you' to yourself in person during your lesiuretime in Austin, Texas, was a male member of a Christian fundamentalist group at UT-Austin, a Ut-Austin student named Shawn from Colorado, who himself volunteered that comment to you just before the two of you entered Prather Dormitory in 1978, with Shawn adding, 'I love you, because Christ loves you!'"; "You are too critical of others, and that is the primary reason why others are critical of you!"; "Even though you yourself are NOT an alcoholic, and the religion you've established EXCLUDES alcholics or former drug addicts as prospective members per se, those are the two primary subpopulations you will be forced to associate with in all aspects of your life! It's part of the melieu in which you dwell, John!"; "Many people feel cynical toward you! You profess noble motives, but it's obvious you are primarily motivated by a quest for money and sex!"; "You are too Puritanical for most Central Texans, and your non-Christian religion is very offensive to most Puritanical Christians of Central Texas!"; "You are too straight for most gays!"; "You claim to identify with masculine and facially cleanshaven and politely aggressive gentlemen, but the only men who are willing to include you in their own life are all effeminate or mild-mannered!"; "Your boldness is very offensive to Quakers, who regard you as being arrogant and vainglorious!"; "Dr. Madalyn Murray O'Hair, that famous atheist leader, told you years ago on the telephone that she regards you as being a psychiatric patient, and that you would need many more years of psychiatric care, Dr. O'Hair emphasized in stating to you in the early 1990s that she would never again employ you at any time!"; "Remember what Dr. Madalyn Murray O'Hair shouted to her assistant, Robyn Murray O'Hair, just before Robyn Murray O'Hair fired you inside her office in 1988 from your position as a full-time proofreader inside the American Atheist Press workplace in north Austin! 'I CANNOT HANDLE THESE VOICES ANY LONGER, THEY ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY! GET HIM OUT OF HERE!', Dr. O'Hair ordered her assistant, Robyn Murray O'Hair, and minutes later Robyn Murray O'Hair fired you that day in 1988
after citing as her primary 'reason' the fact that you had made a phone call from your workplace to the State Bar of Texas state agency or the Travis County Lawyer Referral Service in which you expressed a need for an attorney to file a lawsuit that would terminate the unwanted voices you were hearing inside your American Atheist Press workplace in 1988!"; "Your mother was one of the few persons who ever admitted to you that the voices were occurring, and your mother did state to you in 1987, when you lived in Quincy, Massachusetts, and made a long-distance phone call to your mother's and father's home in Westlake Hills, Texas, that 'The voices don't do justice to you!', without your Mother ever elaborating on that!"; "Your relatives are all aware that you are hearing these voices inside your workplace, but NONE of your relatives will doing anything to terminate these voices! Your relatives allegedly don't care about you!"; "You are the victim of a plutocracy in which a very powerful and affluent man in the northeast has been torturing you, a cited peon, for decades, and no attorney member of the State Bar of Texas has ever admitted that point to you, even though you have consulted dozens of attorneys of the State Bar of Texas ever since 1988!"; "You are the most shat-upon person in all of human history, and many people regard you as undesirable partly for that reason!"; "You are perceived as a victim of persecution, and this is one more reason why many people regard you as unpleasant and undesirable! Some have compare your diaries to the diaries of Anne Frank, that Jewish girl who was put in a concentration camp by the Nazis! Her written statement that she believes that human beings are fundamentally good sounds tragic today, don't you think?"; "If you would stop keeping a diary or a personal journal, this would end the voices!" "You are expected to conduct yourself like an Arab woman of the Arab world! You are supposed to be silent and reclusive at all times! If you speak up about your circumstances, it will only cause them to continue!"; "Many people feel sorry for you, but they also sense that if they got together with you during their leisuretime, you'd be too depressing for them!"; "You have a depressing effect on lots of people! They regard you as a hopeless case!"; "You are mired in delusions of grandeur! Your megalomania has been your downfall!"; "You are stuck in a time warp, since someone from your distant past has claimed you as their possession! You have no legal right to date an adult new person whom you encounter in your everyday life!"; "Many people suspect that a Japanese media company has been harassing you in Texas, since your circumstances remidn many of the Bataan Death March that Imperial Japan subjected Allied troops to on a Pacific island!"; "Many people suspect that a British media company has been harassing you in Texas, including at your Souper Salad workplace, which explains the empahsis on your being a cited member of the lower classes that that British media company has conveyed to you each day! You are being subjected to the class system of Great Britain, as preparation for your emigrating to Great Britain as a cited cockney there!"; "Many people have concluded that an Indian media company from Bollywood has been subjecting you to these anonymous voices each day at your Souper Salad workplace! The Indians have an alleged contempt for you and your own religion, which they regard as being far too Puritanical for Hindus to tolerate!"; "You should never have been put in this project, since you lack the creative talent for it!"; "Don't you think it odd that no schoolmate of yours from Austin High School has ever once stated to you that he or she thinks you are under-employed in the Austin area these days? Doesn't that tell you something about how your schoolmates see you? You were salutatorian of your graduating class at Stephen F. Austin High School, but today all of your schoolmates allegedly have a low estimation of you! Your total career-related financial earnings ever since you graduated from Stephen F. Austin High School have put you in the bottom 1 percent of all Austin High alumni since the mid-1970s!"; "Remember what a female relative of yours in the Houston area was telling you on the telephone back in 1999: 'I've never denied that you are hearing actual, verifiable, observable voices at your workplace,' she told you, with herself then adding: "However, that shouldn't affect your earnings capacity at all! If you lose a job, you can find another job!' Your female relative in the Houston area was implying that the voices in the background at your workplace are not at all distracting!"; "Many of your most outspoken critics are heterosexual men and heterosexual women who complain that you are too critical of the gay and lesbian subcultures!"; "Your publicly-stated support for the permanent closing of all commercial sex parlors and gay bathhouses in Austin, Texas, where sex occurs in a public place----a public statement you made on local community-access public television on behalf of your one-member Progressive Prohbiitionist Religion---has offended many Central Texans!"; "Your own greater emotional and human and moral affinity for a higher percentage of all masculine heterosexual adult men than of all homosexual, gay, effeminate, or bisexual adult men, suggests that you should pursue a career with 'Playgirl' magazine, since that's the only media company in the world that would acknowledge your own very pervasive pro-masculine-male heterophilia as acceptable!"; "You are an unpaid ghost writer for lots of media companies, and none of them will ever be required to send you any payment of money!"; "No one owes YOU any money, with the sole exception of the Kevin Morris whom you met for the first time when he waited on you inside a Pizza Hut restaurant in Sweetwater, Texas, back in 1990!"; "Everyone expects you to file for bankruptcy, even though you have repatedly stated that you refuse to ever at any time file for personal bankruptcy under any circumstances!"; "Who was the most sadistic person you can recall from your own past? That's probably the one who is sponsoring these voices right now!"; "Who was the most obnoxious person from your own past? That's probably the person who is sponsoring these voices right now!"; "You overestimate your emotional effect on others, when few people ever think about you, since you are irrelevant to them!"; "You are a minor character in this production, when the Shakespeare in the background is the person whom everyone else is focusing their attention on!"; "You are minor figure in your own life story, which is quite a dubious feat for you!"; "You are a mere observer of others' lives, when you yourself have no life of your own, you are merely a thing being manipulated by others every day of the year, a bit like cattle being prodded by farmers or ranchers!"; "Your lifestyle calls to mind the famous saying from Mark Twain, that he does not believe in horticulture, because you can never bring a Whore to Culture!"; "You can't even control who gets to attend your funeral, when you inevitably die here in the Austin area! Many of the people whom you've permanently rejected will be permitted by your survivors to attend that funeral ceremony!"; "After you die, your body will be cremated, and you have no control over it, even though you have insisted repeatedly that you do NOT want your own body to be cremated!" "You will be an organ donor, even though you have repeatedly emphasized that you yourself do NOT want any body part of yours to be donated to medical science, you have repeatedly emphasized for years!"; "You are the black sheep at your Souper Salad workplace!"; "Your African-American coworkers at Souper Salad Highland restaurant allegedly regard you as being an alleged lily-white racist!"; "Many white Texans look upon you as having a different racial identity from their own---they look upon you as being a coon-a-s (racial epithet and obscenity, with the letter "s" having been omitted)!"; "Bend over, B-tch (obscenity containing the letters "b," "i," "t," "c," and "h")!; "Your male customers at that dining table you are waiting on nnside Souper Salad Lakeline restaurant will soon be gang-banging you!"; "You are a flaming a-shole (obscenity, with the omitted letter being 's')!"; "You are too uppity for a lot of white Texans of higher socioeconomic status than your own!"; "You're a Butch (sic), since you claim to be masculine when you aren't!"; "You seem to enjoy children so much that many people are wondering why you don't adopt a child?"; "You would feel a lot calmer and mellower if you had a sex life!"; "Try older persons than yourself as your prospective dating partners! That's the only age group that is willing to date you romantically, even though you repeatedly state that you refuse to date anyone older than yourself by more than one year!"; "You're a p-ssy (obscenity, with the letter "u" having been omitted)!"; "You're a nervous nelly! (slanderous epithet)"; "You seem to enjoy heterosexual women a lot more than homosexual or bisexual adult men; so why don't you marry a heterosexual woman?"; "You seem to enjoy children a lot, so why don't you just marry a child (a shockingly illicit and inappropriate statement by the anonymous voices inside my Souper Salad workplace, a statement by others appearing to somehow condone or endorse the sex crime of pederasty)?"; "Many people consider you to be immature!"; "The Austin Police Department is sponsoring these anonymous voices that you are hearing inside your Souper Salad workplace!"; "Many people suspect that employees of 'The Austin American-Statesman' are allegedly participating in these anonymous verbal harassment of yourself during working hours for you inside your Souper Salad workplace!"; "The ABC Television Network is extensively involved in this violation of your privacy rights at your Souper Salad workplace!"; "In your nocturnal dreams, you have even had sex with babies on occasion, and this is why some of your female customers who are young mothers are a bit apprehensive when you wait on their family inside Souper Salad Lakeline!"; "The transsexual community of Austin is very critical of you, since they regard you as being too aggressive and too pushy and too outspoken for their tastes!"; "You are too sweet for a lot of people!"; "You claim to be honest, but you aren't!"; "A lot of Jewish people have allegedly been harmed by others because of you!"; "You are so out of touch with reality that even though you've submitted hundreds of story ideas to 'Texas Monthly' magazine, the story-assignments editor there stated to you that his magazine was not able to make use of ANY of those story ideas from yourself!"; "There is lots of outside inteference in your life!"; "These circumstances are designed to prepare you for the inevitability of your having multiple sex partners and your leading a quasi-polygamous lifestyle that is barely legal!"; "Many Texans blame you for the cancer of the larnyx that former Texas Governor Ann Richards contracted and died from! She allegedly got drawn into talking to you on a year-round basis, and this caused a fatal case of cancer of the larnynx for Ann Richards!"; "Many of your customers and coworkers inside your Souper Salad workplace are related to someone who is classified as a victim of yours!"; "Billions of people on this planet are dead because of you!"; "You don't know it, but this project led to the boycotting of the United States of America by numerous foreign nations, and many Americans blame you for that!"; "Many Texans expect you to flee to Mexico, where they expect you to end up in a bordello or house of prostitution near the border between Mexico and Texas!"; "Your nocturnal dreams about Hispanic people depict them in very simplistic and insulting terms, and this is why so many Hispanic Texans dislike you!"; "Many Hispanic Texans resent the fact that you can speak Spanish, and they don't like your having that talent when they themselves can't speak Spanish fluently or even semi-fluently!"; "A lot of Hispanic Texans feel that you underestimate their intellects!"; "You are a constant and year-round reminder of that 1978 or 1979 'Daily Texan' newspaper headline that was accidentally published in that student newspaper during the days when you worked as a copy editor, reporter, and issue editor for 'The Daily Texan' student newspaper on the UT-Austin campus: 'Woman receives bludgeoning for 10 years for participation'! As you know, the headline should have read, 'Woman receives 10 years for particpation in bludgeoning'"; "You claim to be non-violent, but many people assume you are quite violent based on your internal thought process!"; "Many people have compared you to an astronaut, and that is one of the reasons why the National Aeronautics and Space Administration is extensively involved in your living conditions in the Austin area!"; "You are closer to being a space cadette airhead than a true astronaut!"; "From all these years of fraudulent and false information services you have been subjected to against your wishes, you are expected to go brain-dead and senile very soon!"; "You are definitely suffering from mental atrophy and intellectual atrophy in the Austin area, where there is very little going on in your life!"; "Many people look upon the political scandal involving yourself as a scandal almost as big as the Watergate Scandal of the 1970s or the Sharpstown scandal in Texas political history!"; "A lot of people in the Austin area are afraid to get together with you in a public place during your lesiuretime! They worry that if you drop dead soon, which everyone is expecting, some news media company will contact them and ask them to comment on the circumstances leading up to your death, and they would prefer not to be interviewed by the news media about your own long-awaited demise! They value their privacy!"; "Many of the people who choose not to keep up with you during this period were paid a large sum of money by someone in charge of your circumstances, with that payment of money being made contingent on those persons not keeping up with you!"; "Many people have chosen not to contact you in your lesiuretime because they don't want you to become complacent or cheerful during these life-threatening circumstances for you!"; "The sponsors of your circumstances in the Austin area have done everything they could to prevent you from having a social life in Austin, which would then encourage you to move to Minneapolis or Boston or Dallas or San Diego or Houston or New York City!"; "The people of Hawaii are very critical of American society's violations of your own human rights, and this is one of the reasons why you are expected to seek refuge in Hawaii in the foreseeable future!"; "Many scholars of American History cite the year you were born as the beginning of an era that triggered the demise and collapse of American society!"; "Many historians regard it as noteworthy that the year when you were born was the same year when the Soviet Union launched a satellite in outer space!"; "If you do flee to Mexico, you will likely be shot by the illicit drug dealers there! The illicit-drug underworld of Mexico has identified you as an enemy of theirs!"; "Many people expect you to contact the Mexican Embassy and request asylum in Mexico, since you are a slave in the United States and Mexico has a tradition of prohibiting slavery long before the United States did!"; "You are more likely to be placed in an insane asylum than to be granted asylum from a foreign government or alleged persecution of yourself in the United States!"; "You are much too job-focused for your coworkers and work supervisors, and they find that very irritating!"; "Your practice of contacting your Souper Salad headquarters in San Antonio is infuriating to your managers at your own Souper Sald workplace in the Ausitn area!"; "Any day now, the Souper Salad restaurant where you are working will be subjected to an alleged robbery while you are on duty! It will be a robbery in which one of the many persons who despise you will shoot you dead inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace! That fatal shooting of yourself inside your Souper Salad workplace during working hours for you will be in revenge for your anti-drug and anti-alcohol ideology and your being a pariah to numerous subcultures of Austin!"; "A lot of Americans invested heavily in this project holding you hostage, and they are alarmed because they have yet to see an adequate return on their financial investment!"; "The State Government of Texas has already selected the cemetery plot site where you will be buried in an official state cemetery in Austin after you finally do drop dead in this capital city along the Colorado River!"; "Many people have compared you to Virginia Woolfe, that English essayist and fiction writer who committed suicide during World War II after she concluded in writing that she felt she had nothing more to say!"; "You should talk about sex more often---it would increase the chances of someone expressing sexual interest in you!"; "Many people look upon you as being an occasional one-night-stand sex partner, at most!"; "Many people look upon you as being a historic lay, a sexual conquest that they can brag about to their friends!"; "It's probably good that you don't go for Caesar salad dressing during your employee meal break inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace, since we all know that Emperor Julius Caesar of Ancient Rome was stabbed in the back by a cited personal friend of his, Brutus!"; "You give everyone a headache! Remember what Meg Traver was telling you several years ago, when you drove that neighbor of yours from your ViewPoint apartment complex near UT-Austin to a restaurant for a shared meal and conversation: Meg Traver had concluded after that particular second outing with her that you had NOT inflicted a headache on her that time, which was progress for you, she indicated, since your previous outing with her had inflicted a headache on her, she said"; "Remember what your roommate Brian Jenkins was telling you back in 1997, that you are NOT being stalked by anyone, he emphasized to you inside your apartment unit near UT-Austin"; "Many people suspect that Miles McGee, a neighbor of yours from your elementary-school days in Westlake Hills, Texas, has allegedly meddled in your life in recent years!"; "You are too square and too straight for many of your coworkers at Souper Salad!"; "You often smile at male customers of yours in your job as a waiter, and some of those male customers regard that as an indication that you are cruising them!"; "KVET Radio Station is among the media companies in the Austin area that particularly dislike you! You are the antithesis of the virile cowboy who refrains from talking too much!"; "Many of your customers inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace have Italian ancestry, as you can see, and the European nation of Italy is particularly alarmed by your anti-alcohol beliefs! Wine, to the Italians, is a staple of life! Your religious and political views about alcohol are anathema to Italians and Italian-Americans!"; "Italians admire your passion, but they often sense that your passion points to your being sexually repressed! Southern Italians, by contrast to yourself, openly hug and embrace one another on a daily basis! Your style of keeping your hands to yourself is very alien to the Southern Italian psyche!"; "You are so sexually repressed that nearly every comment you make is a Freudian slip!"; "Since you tend toward extremism, many people expect you to inevitably go the other direction, and do as Roland Klose advised you to do during a 1986 long-distance phone call you made from the Sloane House YMCA in New York City, New York, to that former college roommate of yours who in 1986 was living with his wife in Tennessee: Roland Klose urged you to go on a spree of one-night stands in New York City, New York, which he said might be very 'liberating' for you, as he he put it in that 1986 phone conversation"; "If I had friends and relatives like yours, I (sic) would commit suicide! (exact quote from an anonymous comment made to me on thousands of occasions inside my Souper Salad Lakeline workplace during working hours for me during the applicable time period 2008-2009)"; "Many of the people who sense that you will never commit suicide, will themselves conspire to murder you and then attempt to make it LOOK like you committed suicide! Those enemies of yours apparently believe that the Austin Police Department in Austin, Texas, is so corrupt and inept that that municipal law-enforcement agnecy will never be willing to confirm for the Travis County District Attorney that you were, in fact, MURDERED! APD allegedly will instead claim that your long-awaited death was merely a suicide in which you allegedly killed yourself!"; "Many people look upon your entire life story as a 'Who Done It' or 'Who Will Do It' murder mystery in which the eventual murder of yourself is pre-determined, and the only question that remains will be, which of the thousands or millions of persons who hvae a motive to murder you will, in fact, be the one to actually murder you!"; "Many of the children or teenagers whose father or mother or uncle or aunt or older brother or older sister died because of you, are seeking to avenge the death of their older relative, and you can can sense that in the grimly-determined facial expressions and demeanor of many of your younger customers inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace in Cedar Park, Texas! Those younger persons were given an opportunity to dine inside your restaurant workplace as a conveyed warning to yourself that they will hunt you down and retaliate for the alleged premature and untimely death of their father or mother or aunt or uncle or older brother or older sister!"; "When your brother-in-law, an attorney in southeast Texas, told you on the telephone back in 1991 that you should move back to Austin from west Texas, since Austin is a good city for you, he said, that brother-in-law was NOT referring to his expectation that you yourself would have a good quality of life or earn a decent income in Austin! He knew you at the time that you were very incompatible with the widespread illicit-drug scene, tobacco scene, and alcohol scene in Austin. This raises the issue of WHY your brother-in-law advised you to move back to Austin, Texas, as the ONLY advice he ever offered you in your entire life thus far"; "You have another male relative who is also a private attorney, except that he is not a member of the State Bar of Texas, so he's not authorized to practice the law in this southwestern state! Your cousin Jack Dane lives in Iowa and is a member of the State Bar of Iowa, so he could not possibly help you to terminate these anonymous voices harassing you that you are hearing throughout each of your workshfits as a server or waiter inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace!"; "Remember what your cousin Jim Dane, a farmer, warned you about back in the late 1990s or early 21st Century during a long-distance phone call you made from your UT-Austin-area apartment unit to his farmhouse in Iowa! Cousin Jim Dane told you then that there appear to be lots of people in the Austin area who are violating the law and exhibiting harmful intent and criminal toward you, and that Cousin Jim urges you to report any and all all noteworthy criminal-law evidence you observe to the Austin Police Department municipal law-enforcement agency on a year-round basis!"; "Many people find it curious that NONE of your personal creditors who have lent you lots of money have done anything to help you identify exactly WHERE your own millions of dollars of cumulative lifelong financial savings in your own name are, in fact, being kept in a financial institution somewhere on this planet that you don't know about! You will recall that a male adult relative of yours in Austin, Texas, did acknowledge to you during a long-distance 1994 phone call you made to his Austin residnece from your "Snyder Daily News" daily newspaper workplace in Snyder, Texas, that you do indeed have a very considerable and very sizable total cumulative lifelong fianancial savings in your name being kept at a financial institution unbeknownst to yourself"; "Some people are wondering why NONE of the individuals who have lent money to you in the period since the 1980s have ever once referred you to an employer or provided you with a favorable reference to an employer that actually offered you a job!"; "Estate attorneys are the primary attorneys interested in your own living conditions, since they regard your case as primarily a legal case relating to distribution of your own estate, and all of the competing groups and many persons who will each attempt to make a claim against your estate when you are either dead or incapacitated!"; "Many people regard your legal case as that of a living-will situation, with distribution of your estate being handled in advance during your lifetime by a third party that awards monies to any persons who are cited as having been wronged by yourself at any time!"; "Since you have been classified in a court of law in Texas as 'Brain-dead', even though you are ostensibly gainfully employed inside a Souper Salad restaurant, some civic group or individual has been granted power of attorney to distribute monies from your massive financial estate to each of the groups and invividuals that claim you violated their privacy rights or you publicly disparaged them!"; "Many Jewish people have compared your own asserted estate to artworks originally owned by Jewish persons that were seized by the Nazis during World War II! Those Jewish critics of yourself are pursuing plans to reclaim for themselves all of your assets, and they insist that the families of Jewish persons victimized by yourself each be financially compensated or receive properties from the massive estate that is currently cited as being your own!"; "Since you refer to Jewish people so frequently in your thought process, a Jewish group and B'Nai B'rith have pursued legal actions to claim all of your intellectual property and much of your financial and property wealth as well! You are very similar to the Nazis in that way, and a museum honoring victims of anti-Semitism will feature numerous exhibits highlighting your own alleged anti-Semitism!"; "Your female general manager at Souper Salad Lakeline is obviously Jewish, and it's also likely that she is affiliated with a local Jewish religious congregation in Austin that has a very critical vantage point toward your own non-Christian religion, the Progressive Prohibitionist Religion! Many Jewish Central Texans look upon your alcohol-free religion as similar to the Moslem religion! This accounts for the intensity of your general manager's very emphatic antipathy toward yourself and aversion toward yourself whenever you attempt to pursue your work duties as a server inside Souper Salad Lakeline!"; "Many people look upon you as bridging the gap between blue-collar workers and, on the other hand, intellectuals of American society!"; "Many people expect you to pursue a career as a college instructor in the field of sexology, though they admit that you have had sex so few times in your own life that you wouldn't know how to discuss or describe that subject in your classroom lectures!" "Some Jewish people are very critical of the Jewish persons and Jewish groups who allegedly have been harassing you in the Austin area, and this has led to considerable conflict within the Jewish community!"; "You used to refer to Temple Beth Israel religious congregation in west Austin primarily in terms of your having greatly enjoyed the delicious dessert pastries served to yourself and a group of visitors accompanying you for one service inside that synagogue during your youth! These days, though, critics of yourself in Austin are noting that you are being subjected to 'just desserts' in the form of punitive measures against yourself!"; 'Texans like to think big, and in your case, of course, the term 'big' merely refers to the penis sizes of the adult men you'll soon be having sex with! This is the only type of ambition that anyone in Texas believes you are capable of ever realizing!"; "Many people are expecting you to suffer a stroke in the near future that will leave you incapacitated!"; "Some constitutional rights experts sense that you are being subjected to an illegal entrapment in the Austin area, and the minute you break the law in any way, a squad of police officers will promptly arrest you and charge you with a crime! Since you have no privacy rights during this period of your life, you are expected to absent-mindedly violate the law at some point because you are allegedly distracted while hearing these anonymous voices on a continuous and year-round basis in Austin!"; "The odds are very high that you will be cited as a defendant or co-defendant in the very near future, and it's just a matter of WHICH crime you are finally linked to and blamed for!"; "Many Texans commmitted hate crimes because they found you to be so influential in a demagogi manner, so this makes you a possible co-defendant or cited conspirator or cited accomplice whenever any Texan commits a hate crime!"; "Your level of knowledge about the outside world reminds many Central Texans of a child, and that is why many Central Texans expect the majority of your own personal friends to be children, if their parents and those children agree to that!"; "It's a good rule of thumb for you in your leisureitme in Austin that if you particularly enjoy the in-person company of another human being in Austin, that individual will not be likely to ever call you or write to you or knock on your front door!"; "Since all of the most appealing individuals whom you encounter in your own life are obviously paid actors merely reciting lines provided them from anonymous scriptwriters, those paid actors could not possibly ever become real-life personal friends of yours! Actors tend to favor other actors as their friends, and you definitely are NOT an actor, as you have yourself indicated many times!"; "Because so many Jewish people dislike you, you should move to a U.S. state where the number of Jewish people is the smallest!"; "Because so many gay and lesbian people dislike you, you should move to the U.S. state where the gay community is the smallest!"; "When you moved away from Massachusetts in January 1988, that was a federal crime you committed that comprised a violation of federal law, and FBI charges against you are pending!"; "You have encountered many members of the Latin American Jewish community here in Austin in recent years, and that is a reminder that the Miami area of Florida and 'The Miami Herald' are extensively involved in your circumstances in Austin!"; "'The Arizona Republic' daily newspaper is pursuing a scandal-news investigative story about you, since your own conduct has been scandalous for many years!"; "These voices continue at your Souper Salad workplace because you continue to make phone calls to people who DON'T want to hear from you! If you stopped contacting persons who don't want to hear from you, these voices would end!"; "You should keep in mind that whenever you have received any financial assistance during this period of duress and financial hardship for yourself in Austin, it has never come from any Jewish group, and the Christian groups are the ONLY ones that have been willing to offer you any help!"; "Jehovah's Witnesses are allegedly among the religious groups that are verbally harassing you, and they are doing that because they object to your contacting the government about anything! You should be able to resolve all of this through the private sector, without EVER contacting any government agency at any time!"; "You are turning into a ward of the State of Texas!"; "Your recent former roommate from Italy believes that you should not have to be working right now!"; "You should never dine in an Italian restaurant during your lesiuretime, since the Italian restaurants of Austin have alleged ties to the Mafia, and the Mafia will attempt to poison your food or otherwise harm you!"; "Because of you, the crime rate in the Austin area has gone way down, and some organized crime groups do not like that one bit!"; "Because of you, the crime rate in Austin has increased significantly!"; "Your not being able to obtain adequate health insurance these days is a further indication that the Powers that Be are trying to kill you off without ever being charged with a crime! The health insurance coverage you have through Souper Salad Inc. is only minimal, as you know!"; "Many people expect you to get an ulcer from being subjected to these stressful conditions of hearing voices all day for so long inside your Souper Salad workplace!"; "It's just a matter of time before you contract cancer that results from your being subjected to these stress-inducing voices throghout each of your workshifts inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace!"; "Many people have compared you to that transsexual candidate for Mayor of Austin who ended up going homeless, and who later died!"; "You should pay attention to the fact that few people in Austin ever volunteer to you that they like you!"; "Many Austinites regard you as a scam artist! You claim to have suffered severe financial hardship and emotional duress in Austin, but you've actually been spoiled rotten here in Austin!"; "YOu will soon be getting hemmorhoids!"; "That male customer of yours inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace would like to dog-f--k (obscenity, with the letters 'u" and 'c" having been omitted) you!"; "You have been celibate in the Austin area ever since 1979 primarily because the Roman Catholic Church has classified you as a priest, and priests are expected to be celibate at all times!"; "The Pope of the Roman Catholic Church in Vatican City has issued a public statement deploring violations of your human rights in Austin, but St. Edward's University in Austin allegedly does not reflect the Pope's edict on that!"; "Queen Elizabeth II of The United Kingdom has plans to visit Austin in order to meet with elective officials in Austin to convey her concern about violations of your human rights in Austin, since you are an American citizen of British ancestry!"; "Because you are an American citizen with some German ancestry, the German Embassy has filed a formal protest about condictions you have endured for many years of your life in the Austin area!"; "Many Central Texans emphasize your own German ancestry, since it's obvious you have the alleged ruthlessness of a Nazi!"; "Some law firm that is hostile toward you has claimed power to represent you at all times, and the State Bar of Texas has allegedly done nothing to discipline that attorney member of the State Bar of Texas!"; "You are too self-pitying for most people!"; "The Unitarian Universalist Association allegedly maintains that you are narcissistic, and that this is the primary cited issue here!"; "A gay professor at UT-Austin who rejected you on the telephone back in 1986 has allegedly failed to acknowledge your legal right to reject and exclude himself as well, and that is one of the primary reasons why you are being subjected to this verbal harassment inside your Souper Salad workplace!"; "These voices are not guilty of slander toward yourself, they are merely giving you a more realistic perception of how others see you in Austin, Texas!"; "Whenever other Texans tell you that they support privacy rights for everyone, they are not including yourself in that, since you don't count!"; "'The Washington Post' has had an alleged manipulative involvement in your living conditions in Austin for many years, and you will notice that 'The Washington Post' also maintains a news-gathering bureau in Austin! You should contact their bureau chief and see if that reporter for 'The Washington Post' will offer you any information about your circumstances in Austin these days!"; "The fact that an attorney for 'The Washington Post', Mary Ann Werner, in a recent year made a long-distance phone call to you from her office in Washington, D.C., proves that 'The Washington Post' has allegedly violated your privacy rights, and she wants to protect their legal position! She would never have called you back if 'The Washington Post' had not allegedly wronged you!"; "You are the most over-indulged person in American history!"; "'The National Enquirer' has published lots of scandal stories about you in recent years!"; "Some city governments in the United States have approved resolutions deploring alleged violations of your own human rights by the City Government of Austin!"; "You obviously do not have a reliable attorney representing you, or these voices would have ended by now!"; "Business leaders in Austin, Texas, allege that you have harmed the economy of Austin by giving Austin a bad reputation! If you had not complained at all about your working conditions and living conditions in Austin, Texas, these voices would have ended long ago!"; "Remember what your former Austin High School debate squad colleague Celia Dugger was telling you, when you called 'The Miami Herald' at your own financial expense from a pay telephone in front of a convenience store along Barton Springs Boulevard in Austin, Texas, back in 1988. The minute you complained to Celia in that phone conversation that you were hearing voices in Austin, Texas, Celia interrupted the conversation to tell you that she had to get off the phone!"; "There were so many schoolmates of yours at Austin High School who disliked you, that it would be difficult to identify the Austin High alumni who are most involved in your circumstances right now!"; "Your alleged prejudices are an embarrassment to many liberal Democrats!"; "The City of Bellaire in the Houston area of Texas is among the cities that are particularly critical of yourself!"; "The Jewish community in New York City is critical of the conduct toward you by the Jewish community in Austin, Texas!"; "Everyone you encounter at your workplaces is actually from either San Francisco, California, or Los Angeles, California, and that explains why you don't meet many people at your workplace who have a true Texas accent!"; "Your biological brother in California is very critical of Texas, and he would like to never again return to Texas!"; "Remember what Harley Soltes was telling you, when you called that former 'Daily Texan' colleague of yours from your apartment in Big Spring, Texas, back in 1990! Harley told you that although he himself grew up in the Dallas area of Texas, Texas is his least favorite of the several states where he has lived in his own life, and that he much prefers Washington State, where he's a photographer for 'The Seattle Times'"; "Keep in mind that your former work supervisor at the general circulation newspaper in El Campo, Texas, Chris Barbee, did recently write and send to you an E-mail reply letter stating that the criminal-law matters you described to him appeared to relate to alleged criminal conduct victimizing yourself for which Austin-area residents are solely responsible!"; "Keep in mind that one male relative of yours in Austin did volunteer to you on the telephone back in 1994, during a long-distance phone call you made to his and his wife's home from your 'Snyder Daily News' daily newspaper workplace in Snyder, Texas, that 'You always were a pest during your chidhood!' It's obvious that some person or persons in the Austin area seek to exterminate you, John, as if you were a pest!"; "Keep in mind that Michael Crothers, a Minnesota-identified writer most recently living in Japan, did volutneer to you back in 1990 or 1991 on the telephone, when you called his mother's private residence in Minneapolis from West Texas, that you are being subjected to dishonest communications from others in Texas, and that you should consider moving to Minneapolis, where your social life would be a lot better than it has been in Texas!"; "It's noteworthy that you are holding a restaurant job in Cedar Park, Texas, and one of your female classmates from Austin High had a sister who died of cancer while living in Cedar Park, Texas! Many people expect you yourself to contract a fatal case of cancer in the foreseeable future, particularly since you are expected by us to move to Cedar Park, which will be closer to your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace!"; "You, and a northeastern Jewish man by the last name of 'Goldberg' whom many people associate with you, are both allegedly being criticized on a year-round basis by the rabbis of Austin in the religious sermons that those rabbis allegedly deliver to their religious congregations!"; "There are a lot of rabbis who allegedly feel rabid with rage toward you!"; "Remember what Lynne Layton asked you back in 1978, when you visited Washington University in St. Louis during spring break from your college studies at UT-Austin! Lynne Layton's exact words to you as you drank sangria with her inside a restaurant in the St. Louis area were: 'Are you sure you're not Jewish? You definitely have the PARANOIA of a Jew!' she said"; "You are a blight on humanity!"; "It's not that you have an inferiority complex---YOU ARE INFERIOR!"; "Most Jewish men regard you as having an intellect significantly inferior to their own, and you will recall in that regard the Jewish male chess player in his 20s or late teens who easily defeated you in a game of chess he played with you inside Malden Hospital in Malden, Massachuetts, back in 1987!"; "Remember what that Jewish social worker from Israel volunteered to you during a workshift for himside inside Malden Hospital in Malden, Massachusetts, back in 1987, this in regard to your cited sexuality and his own psychological theories relating to your sexuality!"; "This verbal harassment of yourself inside your Souper Salad workplace in the Austin area of Texas is being sponsored by a group of Gestalt therapists, even though you yourself dislike Gestalt therapy and you definitely do not want Gestalt therapists in your own life or at your workplace!"; "Some of your coworkers at Souper Salad Lakeline are actually under-cover police officers who are obtaining criminal-law evidence about you and your working conditions!"; "Remember what Kevin Morris volunteered to you in person with no context to his comment back when you lived in Sweetwater, Texas, as Kevin Morris prepared to jog with you outdoors that day in 1990 in Sweetwater, this during your first-ever outing with Kevin Morris away from his own Pizza Hut workplace in Sweetwater, Texas, where he had previously waited on you as a server there: Kevin Morris is very keen on trash television! And it's noteworthy that ever since Kevin Morris made that comment to you in 1990, you've been victimzed by a trash television entertainment production pervasively violating your privacy rights!"; "You are not being discriminated against in your career pursuits in Austin! The only reason why you never earn as much as $20,000 in total gross employment-derived annual income is that you lack the carer-related skills you need to earn a decent income!"; "Much of what you call allegedly illegal employment discrimination against yourself in Austin, Texas, is actually DISCERNMENT by employers that identifies you as not being worthy of employment in a decent-paying job!"; "The only media company anywhere in the world that is willing to employ you is a gay media company such as 'Texas Triangle', even though you don't want to work for ANY gay media company and you already sent a rejection letter to 'Texas Triangle'" several years ago!"; "A lot of Austin-area men will NOT let you get together with their girlfriend or wife during your lesiuretime, since those Austin-area men don't trust you and they sense that you might criticize those men in comments you would have made to their girlfriend or wife!"; "Many people regard you as being a latent heterosexual!"; "Many people regard you as being a latent bisexual!"; "You are so asexual that no one ever flirts with you!"; "Remember what Karla Brungardt was telling you back in 1982 or 1983 inside 'The Minnesota Daily' student newspaper office where you were employed at the time: You are the most asexual person in that entire student newspaper office, she emphasized!"; "Many people regard you as being a latent transsexual!"; "Many people regard you as being a source of humorous material and party jokes for 'Playboy' magazine!"; "A lot of single men and male youths in the Austin area fantasize about you during sexual masturbation, and they later resent you for having that effect on them!"; "You have a nice a-s (obscenity, with the letter 's' omitted)"; 'You have an ugly a--hole (obscenity, with the letters 's'' and 's' omitted)!"; "You are b-tthole (obscenity, with the letter 'u' having been omitted) to your coworkers and work supervisors, as one of them just commented within earshot of you inside your Souper Salad workplace!"; "You claim to have been completely celibate in the Austin area ever sincee 1979, but no one believes you! Everyone assumes you are sexually active, but don't tell anyone!"; "The fact that virtually no one in Austin ever invites you to lunch or breakfast or dinner during your leisuretime should tell you something right there!"; "The fact that you are almost never invited to social parties in Austin should tell you something!"; "The alleged stalker of yourself whom you need to file criminal charges against through the Austin Police Department and the Hennepin County Sheriff's Office in Minneapolis, Minnesota, and the St. Paul Police Department and the Minnesota State Patrol law-enforcement agency, is the male adult person you rejected in person in 1984 in downtown Minneapolis! He is a very ruthless and significantly unattractive as well as medically ill older male adult person 13 or more years older than you in age, and he admitted to you that he refuses to take orders from any work supervisor of his, which is why he gets fired from his jobs in the Twin Cities on a frequent basis! He's just the type of anarchist contemptuous of the law and the American legal system whom you yourself are particularly alienated by, and he obviously refuses to honor your own permanent and irrevocable and very emphatic rejection of himself in person in Minneapolis, Minesota, back in 1984!"; "Minnesotans who are allegedly contemptuous of and defiant your own legal right to EXCLUDE the gay and lesbian community from your own life, have allegedly held you in a time warp ever since you achieved a healthy liberation from Minnesota by moving away from that miserable and sadistic state in 1984!"; "A lot of gays committed suicide because of your own critical vantage point toward their subculture, and you are legally responsible for their suicides even though you yourself maintain that it's the moral responsibility of those gay persons' cited religious congregations or religious denominations to help prevent suicide by any and all of their own approved members!"; "A lot of African-Americans look upon you as a spoiled white kid!"; "President Obama has been in office for months now, and you have not seen any change in these voices at your workplace, have you? That should tell you something about President Obama's level of integrity as chief of state of this nation!"; "'Texas Monthly' magazine maintains that you ahve criticized their monthly magazine much too often! Your emphatic view that 'Texas Monthly' should devote more news and editorial coverage to the urban sprawl crisis and other moral and political crises in our state, is yet another kick in the teeth, in the view of 'Texas Monthly' staff members!"; "A lot of Texans have been subjected to an excessive amount of propaganda from you that's very critical toward Texan life and Texan cultural as well as political traditions, and this has undermined Texans' level of pride in their own state! Texas is actually the very finest state in the entire nation, but your own thought process, nocturnal dreams, and writings never acknowledge that point!"; "Because you have been so severely abused in Texas for many years of your life, the Commonwealth of Massachusetts will go to court to attempt to have your eventual dead body transported back to Massachusetts for a respectful burial there after you finally do drop dead in Texas!"; "Because you have been so badly abused by so many Texans for several decades, the U.S. state where you were born, Nebraska, has filed a lawsuit in a court of law against the State of Texas that will require the State of Texas to send the eventual casket containing your own dead body back to Lincoln, Nebraska, for a proper burial there, since Texas has lost all credibility as the state where you should be buried after you are dead!"; "Because of you, many people from all over the world are spending lots of tourist dollars visiting Austin, Texas----a city that they regard as a Holy City because you live here!"; "Many of the people currently vebally harassing you inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace these days are allegedly current staff members of 'The Daily Texan' student newspaper on the UT-Austin campus! Keep in mind that Carol Longoria, a legal representative for the UT System in Austin, sent you a recent E-mail reply letter in a recent year which politely emphasized that anonymous communications are NOT necessary---but Carol Longoria stopped short of stating that UT System and UT-Austin actually prohibit any and all anonymous communications by UT-Austin students or UT-Austin employees! This is a dramatic contrast from what the Texas A&M University System informed you in writing to be their own current official policy! In a reply letter to you several years ago, Texas A&M University officials emphasized to you that THEIR State of Texas-owned university system has a policy specifically PROHIBITING participation in anonymous communications by any and all students or employees of any Texas A&M University system institution, and indicating that this is a requirement imposed by state law in Texas!"; "The foreign nation of Sweden has publicly complained about violations of your human rights in Texas, and Sweden would like to offer you a haven in Sweden where you can be granted political and religious asylum and live very safely for the remainder of your life!"; "The European nation of Spain plans to offer you religious and political asylum in Spain, after many years of Texans abusing you in this state!"; "The European nation of France hopes to offer you a haven where you can reside without relgious or political persecution! And after all, you did study French for two years in college, so you have a strong start at speaking the French language on a daily basis in France!!"; "Queen Elizabeth II would like to knight you, and this may well be the very first occasion in history when an American citizen gets knighted by the Queen of England!"; "Remember what Sarah Goodfriend was telling you on the telephone in 1990, back when you lived in Sweetwater, Texas: 'It's all in your head, John!' Those were her exact words to you in that long-distance phone call you made to her private residence in the Washington, D.C., area. So nothing is actually going on in the outside world that is affected in any way by your own living conditions or by viewpoints of your own or actions of your own in Texas! This is all a top-secret project, and no one else knows about it! And if they do know about it, they are all paid well to keep their mouths shut!"; "Because you are emotionally transsexual, in that you enjoy and feel comfortable with a significantly higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men than of all bisexual adult men or all homosexual adult male persons or all gay adult male persons, you are expected to go homeless here in Austin in the very near future!"; "Many people are wondering why no Hollywood movie producer ever discovered you inside your Souper Salad workplace during a lunchtime visit into that Souper Salad Lakeline restaurant workplace of yours by that Hollywood executive! After all, Austin is often called the Hollywood of the Southwest, and your style and presence as a waitperson for Souper Salad suggests that you might make a good character standing in the background in a Hollywood movie production!"; "Sandra Bullock is the obvious Hollywood star for you to contact, if you want to land a career opportunity with Hollywood, since she lives in the Austin area and she reportedly has frequented a Starbucks coffeehouse along West Fifth Street in downtown Austin, if you could just catch her at the right time!"; "You tried contacting Hollywood star Sandra Bullock several years ago through that letter you sent her containing lots of brainstorming ideas for proposed new Hollywood movies, but she didn't write you back! That's a reminder that Sandra Bullock allegedly doesn't like you!"; "Many Austinites regard you as sleezy!" "Many Texans regard you as being the embodiment of evil!"; "It's noteworthy that one of your recent roommates accused you of being a mercenary, as he put it!"; "When that Italian roommate of yours, a Classics Deartment scholar at UT-Austin, volunteered to you in 2000 during a joint trip you both made to a gelati restaurant in the Hyde Park section of Austin, that you remind him of the Roman Empire, that Classics scholar WASN'T referring to any Emperor of Rome! Your rooommate was referring to the slaves of Roman History that you reminded him of!"; "When your Italian roommate in Austin told you that you remind him of the Roman Empire, he was obviously referring to the Roman Emperor Nero, an infamous emperor of Ancient Rome!"; "When Hollywood actor Robin Williams about 10 years ago mailed you an autographed photograph of himself that highlighted a movie of his that you had never watched, 'The Dead Poets Society,' along with an inscribed message from Robin Williams that stated, 'Carpe Diem,' Robin Williams was actually trying to insinuate that you yourself are soon expected to turn into a dead poet in Austin, Texas!"; "The primary reason why you are expected to become homeless in Austin is that even though you are obviously transsexual, you never agreed to undergo a sex-change operation!"; "Many Texans are outraged by your own 21st Century policy of your never again dating or having sex with or rooming with anyone more than one year older than yourself in age!"; "A lot of domineering and manipulative older persons are drawn to you, since they see you as very vulnerable and naive!"; "Keep in mind what Aubrey Weaver, a member of the First United Methodist Church of Big Spring, Texas, told you in person back in 1990 or 1989 during one of your very first meetings with Aubrey Weaver in that west Texan city: 'There's a current project involving manipulative circumstancs in your own life in which many people are trying to make you (John Kevin McMillan of Big Spring) anti-sexual (sic),' Aubrey Weaver volunteered to you that day, during a personal conversation inside your apartment unit in Big Spring in which he never once indicated that you had offended him or irked him in any way, or that he had any conflict with you of any type"; "No matter how many criminal-law complaints you attempt to file with the Austin Police Department in Austin, Texas, they will never arrest anyone and actually charge that person with having wronged you in any way! The Austin Police Department has allegedly classified you as 'emotionally disturbed', so that any criminal-law complaint you attempt to file with APD is quickly dismissed by APD as the latest emotional disturbance-related indication that you merely suffer from delusions!"; "You are a menace to society!"; "You are a dangerous revolutionary, and that is one of the reasons why conservative Texans dislike you so much!"; "The Communist dictator Joseph Stalin of the Soviet Union would have admired you!"; "Remember what that handsome high school student male coworker of yours inside your Souper Salad Highland restaurant workplace told you back in 2002, when you worked the evening shifts with himself as your only other server coworker those evenings! 'You have to be the most innocent person who ever lived!', that intelligent teenage African-American male coworker from Reagan High School of Austin Independent School District told you inside your Souper Salad Highland restaurant workplace that evening in 2002! It's obvious that you are ignorant and naive about the criminal intent toward yourself that many Central Texans are exhibiting, and your insightful high school student coworker was able to see that himself on his own without your having prompted that comment from him in any way!"; "You remind a lot of people of the stereotypical 'helpess female', and that is one of the reasons why many Texans feel uncomfortable around you! You aren't resourceful enough, and your skill levels are woefully inadequate!"; "Leander Independent School District has an involvement in your working conditions inside Souper Salad Lakeline, since many of your Souper Salad Lakeline coworkers have been students of public high schools of Leander ISD!"; "You claim to be someone who always verbalizes clean speech, but your internal thought process is full of obscene and profane speech!"; "You are a c-nt-chaser (obscenity, with the omitted letter being a "u")!"; "The NAACP is alarmed by your internal thought process and your journal entries inside your private residence in Austin, since your thought process and journal entries are filled with alleged racism toward African-Americans!"; "The American-Indian community feels particularly alarmed by your internal thought process and your private journal entries, since many American-Indains regard you as allegedly racist toward them!"; "You claim to NOT be heterophobic, when in fact you ARE heterophobic, no matter what you say! If you weren't heterophobic, you'd be having sex with single women in Austin!"; "You are a Playboy at heart, even though you claim otherwise!"; "Your Progressive Prohibitionist Religion emphasizes your view that human identity is NOT primarily sexual, and that 99 percent to 100 percent of all personal relationships in life are, in fact, observably platonic and non-sexual in nature. However, we disagree with you on that religious tenet of yours, since we emphasize that sexual identity is NOT insignificant!"; "Many Roman Catholic priests have allegedly had sex more often than you have had sex in your own life!"; "The reason why you aren't a Big Brother right now in Austin, even though you've been an unoffficial or official Big Brother five previous times in other cities or towns, is that all the single-parent mothers of the Austin area don't trust you ever being alone with their 8-year-old sons! And besides, you are so financially strapped that you could not afford to treat a male youth to a meal inside a local restaurant during your leisuretime!"; "The Austin-based Texas Restaurant Association is allegedly fully aware that you are being verbally harassed and stalked and slandered and sexually harassed through these obscene and profane epithets hurled at you during working hours for you inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace, but the TRA cannot file a lawsuit on your behalf because the TRA only represents the restaurant owners!"; "The Texas Restaurant Association is allegedly aware that you are being harassed by these continuous and non-stop anonymous verbalized communications occurring throughout each of your workshifts inside your Souper Salad workplace, but Souper Salad is reportedly not a member of the Texas Restaurant Association! So the TRA lacks legal authorization to help terminate these unwanted voices by the TRA filing a lawsuit in a court of law in Austin, Texas, againt the media company operating in Quincy, Mass., that allegedly is the primary source of these anonymous communications being hurled on you and subjecting you to injurious noise pollution throughout each of your workshifts inside your Souper Salad workplace in the Austin area of Texas!"; "Even though you have been or currently are an individual dues-paying member of the Texas Restaurant Association, the TRA primarily serves the restaurant owners and you do not own any restaurant! So the TRA won't be willing to file a lawsuit on your behalf to help terminate these obnoxious voices that are hounding you throughout each of your Souper Salad Lakeline workshifts!"; "Remember what your former college roommate Roland Klose told you back in 1991, when you made a long-distance phone call to him from Cuero, Texas! Roland Klose, a professional journalist, surprised you in that phone conversation by stating with no apparent context to his comment that he found it very noteworthy that you yourself are "STILL ALIVE" as of that time, as he put it, with Roland Klose then posing the follow-up question to you in your phone conversation of whether you have any evidence of your own that a cited individual, whom you had cited to Roland Klose by name in that phone conversation, allegedly "seeks to harm you (exact quote)," as Roland Klose surprised you by stating to you in that long-distance summer of 1991 phone conversation you had with your former college roommate; "The tobacco and alcohol industries of Texas really hate you, and allegedly will do everything they can to undermine you and harm your personal finances and well-being!"; "KUT-FM radio station on the UT-Austin campus has allegedly violated your own privacy rights, and has allegedly disparaged you publicly!"; "The Attorney General of Minnesota mailed you a recent signed reply letter, a copy of which you have on file inside your residence, which emphasizes that any and all of the alleged noise pollution you observe in Austin, Texas, is a problem for you that was NOT caused or generated by any Minnesotans or Minnesota-based entities! Also in that signed letter to yourself on official State of Minnesota Office of the Attorney General stationery, the Attorney General of Minnesota provided you with a copy of the entire text of the City of Austin's noise control ordinance in Austin, Texas, with the Attorney General of Minnesota advising you in writing in that letter to you to review that municipal ordinance in order to press appropriate charges against cited sources of noise pollution through the Austin Police Department, that legal reply letter indicated to you!"; "A lot of Texans have themselves gone insane from trying to drive you insane!"; "Remember what John Broders at 'Texas Monthly' magazine in central Austin has told you on the telephone, that there is 'not even a nibble of romantic interest in you (exact quote)' anywhere in the Austin area, he pointed out!"; "If you go deaf from being victimized to this noise pollution inside your Souper Salad workplace in Cedar Park, Texas, at least you won't hear all the persons who will be shouting criticism at you when this is all over! If you're deaf, you won't hear a word they are saying when they verbally assault you here in the Austin area!"; "Many people in Massachusetts look upon you as the ghost of Rev. William Brewster, the head chaplain on the Mayflower whom you are a direct descendant of! Massachusetts residents of today see you as embodying the revenge of 17th Century Puritans of that British colony
upon 21st Century Massachusetts and its residents of today!"; "You remind a lot of people of Senator Joseph McCarthy, that infamous witch-hunter of American society during the 1950s! You are every bit as demagogic and reckless in your allegations against others as Senator McCarthy was!"; "A lot of Texans are relieved to sense that you will never have any biological offspring! If you had fathered a child, that might have subjected Texas and the South to many more years of your very repressive political and religious ideology, including your anti-alcohol Prohibitionism that is particularly hellish to many Texans!"; "Many Southerners regard you as Northerners' revenge upon the Sunbelt region for having attracted to the South so much of the financial wealth and so many of the residents of the northern region of the United States!"; "You are a Confederate hero to many Southerners, calling to mind that book title 'Confederacy of Dunces'!"; "Many Texans regard you as not being a true Texan, since you were born in Nebraska and Nebraska was allied with the North during the Civil War!"; "Many Texas Longhorns fans see you as a threat to their cause, since you were dubbed 'Cornhusker' by your Father during your childhood in the Austin area and you were born in Lincoln, Nebraska, the hometown of the Nebraska Cornhuskers!"; "Many UT alumni regard you as a threat to the University of Texas at Austin and the UT System, since you exhibit disloyalty toward UT-Austin and the UT System! You've even sent friendly letters to Texas A&M in College Station, which is unthinkable conduct by a UT-Austin alumnus!"; "Many Texans believe you have some Jewish blood in you, even though you have claimed that your ancestry is strictly Scottish, English, and German!"; "Many of your political and religious beliefs are treasonous against the United States of America!"; "Among the professional tennis players who allegedly dislike you the most are allegedly Pete Sampras, Billie Jean King, Stan Smith, Julie Heldmann, John McEnroe, and Jimmy Connors!"; "Because of you, a lot of people are boycotting the entire state of Texas these days!"; "Every time someone receives a phone message from you and doesn't return that phone message, this proves that that individual has rejected you, John!"; "You are one of the most frequently rejected persons in all of American history, and it's been fully documented!"; "The Oklahoma Sooners varsity football team is among the athletic squads that despise you the most, since you demoralize the Sooners whenever they compete against the Longhorns varsity football team on television and the Sooners varsity football players are subjected to your thought process!"; "So many of the people you encounter in the Austin area are so offended by you that it's very surprising you have never been in a fist-fight here in Austin!"; "These anonymous voices would go away immediately, if you were to take a plane flight to Hawaii and get off the plane there!"; "These voices would go way immediately, if you were to take a plane flight to Australia and get off the plane in that country!"; "Remember what Dan Knezek told you in a recent prior year shortly before he moved away from the Austin area: 'The voices you and I are hearing today directly in front of this Serrano's Mexican restaurant along Anderson Lane where we just dined together in northwest Austin, are coming from sick persons in the Austin area', Dan Knezek said. Dan Knezek clearly implied that mentally ill persons in the Austin area have been permitted by the state and local governments in Austin, Texas, to verbally assault you throughout each day, including throughout each of your workshifts inside your Souper Salad restaurant workplace!"; "You pointed out that when you visited the Mormon Student Center near UT-Austin back in the 1990s, you noticed that the volume of these background anonymous voices and the tone of their message changed very dramatically and was significantly muted inside that building owned by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints religious denomination! So if you abandon Texas for Utah, you will no doubt find that these voices will diminish considerably in Utah, where the Mormon majority will NOT put up with these background voices!"; "The only reason why no one has told you the exact source of these anonymous voices you are hearing inside your Souper Salad workplace is because no one likes you enough to tell you! You have waited on thousands of people and you have worked with hundreds of people inside a restaurant workplace in the Austin area, and NONE of them ever once volunteered to you the actual name of the source of thse voices!"; "After you die, the coroner will study your body for DNA evidence providing the legal name of each of the hundreds or thousands of men who allegedly sexually penetrated you during your sleep inside your locked private residence at some point during your lifetime!"; "This non-stop verbal harassment of you inside your Souper Salad workplace is merely preparation for a public debate round you'll be immediately subjected to against your wishes as soon as these voices end!"; "Quakers are so allegedly intolerant of your own Freedom of Speech and Freedom of Religion that a Quaker group in Lubbock, Texas, asked you to leave their meeting because you made a comment at that meeting of theirs dedicated to complete silence, they said!"; "Go to h-ll (profanity, with the letter "e" having been omitted), John!"; "A foreign nation with a very critical vantage point toward American society is in charge of this project, and you are being exploited by that foreign nation as a propaganda tool or pawn in their own chess game against the USA!"; "Haven't you had enough of this?"; "You are primarily in a competitive event in which you are always being judged by others based on how well you compete against your coworkers, even though you insist that you do not feel at all competitive toward your coworkers and you are merely struggling every day to pay your bills!"; "You will inevitably be asked to participate in a ticker-tape parade in New York City, New York, after this is all over!"; "When your older male relative volunteered to you on the telephone in the early 1990s, when you lived in west Texas and made a long-distance phone call to him at your own expense, that you will feel a lot better when this is all over, he wasn't referring to a scenario in which you yourself would actually be alive! He was referring to a scenario of the future in which you would be dead, so that you would have nothing to complain about, at that point!"; "Remember what one of your older brothers told you in El Campo, Texas, during a visit he made to that city where you were residing and pursuing professional newspaper journalism back in 1988: 'Living well is the best revenge!' he volunteered to you that day. And ever since then, that same older brother of yours has never been willing to state to you why you would ever feel any need to yourself pursue revenge against anyone, so that comment of your brother's apparently made no sense!"; "There are lots of people seeking to get revenge on you, but you yourself will never have any opportunity to be punitive toward anyone! The revenge is strictly coming from others and directed at you, and you yourself are legally prohibited from ever pursuing any punitive measures yourself toward anyone!"; "A lot of illicit-drug addicts in Austin, Texas, are terrified of you! They compare your period of residence in Austin ever since 1997 to a military occupation of this entire city by a Neo-Nazi or Nazi squad! It reminds some local observers of the German occupation of Stalingrad during World War II, and fierce resistance to your Nazi occupying forces is all that saves the city of Austin from complete annihilation of this city by yourself!"; "Your high level of immunity to the charms of nearly all gay men is undeniable! But you should keep in mind that many people are also immune to your own charms!"; "You have been pelted with insults and epithets on a continuous and year-round basis for so many years of your adult life that your own medical immunity system inside your own body was significantly harmed by all that stress-inducing verbal abuse of yourself! It's a wonder that you have ANY medical immunity system left in your body, at this point!"; "Your own personal financial debts to creditors are so extensive, and so massive, that if this had been 19th Century England, you would have been either incarcerated in a debtor's prison or banished to Australia for resettlement there as an alternative to a debtor's prison!"; "It proves a lot to many people that the ONLY professional tennis players who wrote you back when you mailed them a friendly letter were Chris Evert and Evonne Goolagong Cawley and Rod Laver! And only one of those three is an American citizen! By contrast, Tracy Austin declined to send you any reply letter! And Steffi Graf and Margaret Court also declined to send you any reply letter!"; "Tracy Austin is so disgusted with the City of Austin's conduct that Tracy Austin, a Southern California-based former professional tennis player, plans to boycott the entire city of Austin! This state-capital city of Austin has the same name as Tracy's own maiden name, and despite this, Tracy Austin is alienated by the City of Austin and its people!"; "Even former professional tennis champion Billie Jean King has admitted that she's offended by how the City of Austin and the State of Texas allegedly handled this!"; "Throughout the last several years, you have been the opposite of a tourism promoter for the state of Texas! Many of the people who otherwise might have visited Texas for a leisuretime vacation have chosen instead to visit a state they consider to be more humane than Texas has been toward yourself!"; "Remember what Mrs. Airth, that longtime friend of your mother's, was telling you on the telephone about 10 years ago when you resided near UT-Austin! Even though Mrs. Airth was herself a former librarian at UT-Austin, she now regards UT-Austin as being 'sadistic' (exact quote), Mrs. Airth told you in that local phone call you made to her home from your one-bedroom apartment unit near UT-Austin!"; "When these voices end, the U.S. Government plans to provide you with bodyguard protection from a Secret Service agent throughout the remainder of your life! This is the primary way in which you will be compared to former Presidents of the United States!"; "Many Southerners have compared you to Huey Long, the dictatorial socialist governor of Louisiana who was assassinated while in office! So it seems likely that you, too, are at risk of assassination here in Austin!"; "You are too snobbish for many Austinites! You conduct yourself with an air of preciosity and pomposity and self-importance that is a world apart from the prevailing anything-goes and ever-unpretentious and always-informal style here in Austin!"; "Keep in mind that one first-rate private attorney member of the State Bar of Texas, John F. Campbell of Austin, a UT-Austin Law School alumnus, did in fact agree with you that a cited former college roommate of yours may have been allegedly stalking you and may have allegedly violated your own privacy rights in Austin! That private attorney, to whom you paid about $1,000 in legal fees here in Austin in the late 1990s, wrote and mailed a certified-delivery formal rejection letter on your own behalf, a copy of which was provided to you by his law firm in downtown Austin, that was officially delivered to the cited rejectee recipient of that legal warning letter in Stanford, California!"; "Keep in mind, John, that one private attorney member of the State Bar of Texas whom you consulted in Austin, Texas, did go so far as to tell you that possibly 'SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL YOU, JOHN,', as John F. Campbell helpfully informed you during a two-person private legal consultation meeting you had with John F. Campbell, attorney at law, back in 1997 inside his law firm in downtown Austin! However, Mr. Campbell also told you that no additional legal actions are needed on your behalf, a stated position by that private-law attorney which is baffling to many!"; "Remember what Arnold Garcia, the editorial page editor at the
'Austin American-Statesman,' was telling you in that E-mail reply letter he sent you recently! 'Quit your whining!' he stated in writing, so it's obvious that his daily newspaper, the monopoly daily newspaper in Austin, Texas, does not support your own Freedom of Speech, and that should tell you a lot about the mentality of the 'Austin American-Statesman!'"; "Remember what Sarah Goodfriend was telling you back in 1988 on the telephone, when you made a long-distance phone call at your own expense to that former Austin High debate squad colleague of yours from your apartment unit in El Campo, Texas, where you were a reporter for the 'El Campo Leader-News' newspaper: 'It must be very fatiguing for you,' she said, to be hearing these voices all day while still attempting to pursue a career!"; "Remember what reporter Lee Kelly of the 'Austin American-Statesman' staff warned you about when you made a long-distance phone call to her at your own expense from Big Spring, Texas, back in 1990 or 1989: If you don't stop complaining about your own circumstances in Texas, Lee Kelly warned you, you won't stand any chance of ever landing a job with a major daily newspaper!"; "Remember what Pancho Gomez at the 'Austin American-Statesman' was telling you! The staff at his daily newspaper in Austin 'admire your brain' (exact quote), Pancho Gomez told you on the telephone! But that same daily newspaper in Austin was not willing to invite you as a human being to have an in-person meeting with their editor in chief, Rich Oppel, in order to discuss what your substandard living conditions and substandard working conditions in Austin have been like, along with your political and religious beliefs and suggestions for his newspaper!"; "Remember what editor in chief Louis Black of 'The Austin Chronicle' told you back in 1997 or 1998 when you made a polite local phone call to his office from your Texas Department of Public Safety workplace in Austin, Texas! There is NO circumstance in which 'The Austin Chronicle' would ever publish any news coverage about your Progressive Prohibitionist Religion, or about yourself, he emphasized to you that day!"; "None of the news media organizations in Austin have ever identified any scandal relating to your own living conditions or working conditions in Austin, because the news media in Austin are very passive and cowardly! They don't like to rock the boat!"; "Remember what Austin City Council Member Mike Martinez told you! Because you yourself have a prevailingly critical vantage point toward the gay subculture of Austin, and your own one-member non-Christian religion reflects that outlook of yours, Council Member Mike Martinez refuses to grant you any meeting with him at City Hall to discuss concerns of yours about alleged violations of your own privacy rights amd alleged noise pollution injurious to yourself in Austin!"; "The elective officials of yours who represent your voting precinct in Austin have done nothing to help you, even though you have contacted them on dozens of occasions!"; "That handicapped customer inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace must be suffering quite a bit from their medical problem! Maybe someone will put that handicapped customer of yours out of their misery, by allegedly shooting that customer to death!"; "Many Central Texans have been crippled for life from the accidents they have had while listening to these voices! Many of those Central Texans were so outraged by your point of view and your ideology that they were distracted into having a motor vehicle accident on the roadweays of the Austin area!"; "The many Central Texans who became handicapped because of you all have an ax to grind and resent you!"; "The people of the Austin area will not tolerate your own emotional and intellectual and aesthetic and personalistic affinity toward, and greater human identificaiton with, a significantly higher percentage of all heterosexual men and all heterosexual women than of all homosexual adult male persons, all gay adult persons, all lesbian adult persons, all bisexual adult persons, all transvestite persons, and all transsexual adult persons!"; "If you were to become a baby-sitter here in Austin, it would be arranged in advance that the child you are baby-sitting would strip naked in front of you in the living room just when the parents of that child are entering the home, and you would get blamed for it all! It would be a contrived scandal for you that would get widely publicized by the media as an alleged sex crime that you allegedly committed!"; "If you were to try to increase your financial earnings by baby-sitting a child in the Austin area, that child would be coached in advance to grab you without your permission and make it appear that you yourself were guilty of child molestation!"; "Remember what that male relative of yours in Austin was telling you back in 1991, when you made a long-distance phone call to his and his wife's home in Austin from your apartment unit in Sweetwater, Texas: 'What's the worst possible scenario for you relating to these circumstances?' he asked you in a panicky tone of voice from his end of the phone line. Even though he never told you what that worst-possible scenario would have been, that's exactly what is occurring for you here in Austin. It's just a matter of time before the District Attorney presses criminal-charges against you for mumbling to yourself on occasion inside your workplace, which the DA will allege has caused many people to die or contract cancer of the larynyx from talking to you anonymously all day!"; "This project has triggered World War III, and it's not clear who America's allies are in that war! You yourself are guilty of treason if you don't completely support the official U.S. Government position in defense of this project holding you hostage ever since your infancy!"; "Remember what a friend of one of your classmates from Austin High was saying after you left that Austin High reunion! From what one of your classmates later recalled for you, she overheard someone say that because your Progressive Prohibitionist Religion assigns highest possible priority to helping as many children as possible, this is proof that you yourself are a pederast! And none of your classmates defended you when that comment was made at the Austin High reunion picnic near Westlake Beach"; "A lot of Central Texans feel uncomfortable around you!"; "The United States Army is extensively involved in your circumstances, sicne this entire project has raised many national security issues!"; "You are a spoiled brat!"; "Your own lack of tolerance toward human diversity is one of the primary reasons why you are being held hostage! Your own ideology and worldview are the antithesis of your Austin High classmate Lynne Rubinett's outlook, and you are being punished for that reason!"; "You aren't being punished, this is merely a series of negative reinforcement drills for you for decades of your life, until you conduct yourself according to our expectations for you!"; "Your sister-in-law is a social worker in Texas, but she habitually hung up her end of the phone line whenever you began to complain to her on the telephone about your living conditions in Texas! She considers you to be very obnoxious!"; "Your circumstances might get better for you if you would revise your last will and testament to cite at least one of your relatives as a beneficiary opf your estate! As it currently stands, NONE of your relatives would receive anything from your estate, and you are being held hostage partly for that reason!"; "The people of Austin have been very passive toward this invasion of their city by this voice committee that has occurred here ever since 1997, most recently!"; "Texas has been a 'b-tch' (profanity, with the letter 'i' having been omitted) of a state toward you! You should have followed Harley Soltes's advice on the telephone by moving to the Seattle area of Washington State! Harley loves Seattle, and recommends it for you, too! The people of Washington State are a lot saner and more rational than Texans are!"; "The only reason why these voices continue is because the Governor of Texas has allegedly refused to grant you a pardon! You were convicted of first-degree murder in Texas, and you are currently classified as being on death row, even though you have never once been inside a courtroom in this state as a defendant or as a witness on any occasion in your entire life!"; "Our hope is that all of these death wishes for you will cause you to contract a terminal illness, through power of suggestion and through psychosomatic illness!"; "We all hate you!"; "You have never received reliable medical care in Texas at any time since the late 1970s! That's an example of how corrupt Texan society and Texas is!"; "Ever since the late 1980s, when these voices began, you have developed an involuntary habit of wincing as you talk with other people, and that unpleasant speech affectation makes you sound less masculine than you otherwise would sound when you talk with your customers inside your Souper Salad restaurant workplace! It must be very frustrating to you to be artificially handicapped that way!"; "Back in 1987, you were convicted in abstentia in a court of law in Massachusetts of the crime of witchcraft, since you allegedly put a hex on an Eric Schwarz of Braintree, Massachusetts, in 1987 that allegedly put your own thought process into his own brain! Ever since 1987, Eric Schwarz, a current or former reporter for 'The Patriot Ledger' daily newspaper of Quincy, Mass., allegedly has been hearing your own thoughts all day along with his own thoughts all day inside his brain, and Eric Schwarz finds that to very unnerving and alienating! He dislikes your prejudices, since he himself has none of your own prejudices and antipathies, and he finds you too aggressive and pushy for his tastes!"; "Remember what Jann was telling you, back in your 'Daily Texan' days: Because you yourself are a gentle person, you should not be associating with aggressive persons yourself! You should live with someone as gentle as you are!"; "The primary reason why these voices continue is that the only persons who want to date you or have sex with you or live with you are persons you are physically repulsed by, and they are hoping that if you prematurely age and develop medical afflictions from all the stress of hearing these voices throughout each of your Souper Salad workshifts, you will become so physically unattractive and medically ill yourself that you will be willing to lower your standards and live with someone you're physically and personally repulsed by!"; "Someone in the backgrounds unbeknownst to you controls all of your lifelong cumulative financial wealth, and that person is someone you're repulsed by!"; "The only place where these voices can end is Minnesota, because that's where an attorney has allegedly seized your financial assets and claims to represent you without your permission!"; "You will never have the opportunty to yourself boycott and blackball the U.S. city and U.S. county and U.S. state that is most responsible for torture of yourself for decades, because you'll never get these voices to end during your lifetime! And none of your survivors will file a lawswuit against the city, county, and state government entities that permitted this to happen against your wishes!"; "The Attorney General of Texas is allegedly sponsoring this verbal harassment of yourself inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace! It's obvious that he is hostile toward you!"; "Remember what John Broders at 'Texas Monthly' magazine told you on the telephone back when you worked for the Texas Board of Pardons and Paroles state agency in Austin: '99 percent of the rumors that you yourself hear in Austin, Texas, are completely incorrect and fraudulent!', John Broders emphasized----so now you have to guess for yourself during your Souper Salad workshifts which of these rumors you're hearing are correct, and which of these rumors you're hearing inside your workplace during working hours for you are completely false or fraudulent!"; "We're amazed that you are still fully ambulatory and medically healthy at this point, since you should have been crippled for life by now from an accident you could have sustained while being distracted by these anonymous voices inside your Souper Salad workplace!"; "The only reason why this continues is because you are repulsive to everyone, and no one wants to have sex with you----with the sole exception of persons whom you are yourself repulsed by!"; "The Commonwealth of Massachusets is reviewing its own prior conduct toward you, since a scandal has erupted there, and you will soon be subpoenaed to testify in a court of law in Massachusetts!"; "The persons meddling in your own life in the Austin area these days all have major conflicts of interest in that regard! Despite this, the Attorney General of Texas and the Travis County District Attorney ahd the Texas Legisalture allegedly have refused to insist on a full and independent investigation into your own living conditions and working conditions in the Austin area!"; "The cited 'nationwide economic downturn' was artificially contrived and planned specially for your own 'dis-benefit', so there would be one more excuse for preventing you from earning a decent income and paying all your bills in the Austin area!"; "An attorney in Washington State has claimed to represent you, and has allegedly played a role in your living conditions in the Austin area being severe!"; "State Rep. Donna Howard, your duly elected state lawmaker, is allegedly not friendly toward you, or otherwise she would have agreed to sponsor the Texas Friendship Day resolution that you politely asked her to please submit to the Texas Legislature!"; "Not all Jewish people dislike you, John! Some Jewish persons like you!"; "You owe money to so many people that they all plan to file a class-action lawsuit against you that will force you to file for bankruptcy in Austin!"; "You should move to the U.S. state of Montana or Wyoming, since you get along much better with a significantly higher percentage of all heterosexual men and all women than of all gay or lesbian persons, and Austin, as you know, is so gay that it's the San Francisco of the Southwest! You'd be much happier in Montana or Wyoming, since the percentage of all adult residents in those two states who are homosexual or lesbian is very minimal!"; "You are so controversial and hostile to their subculture that the gay and lesbian community in Austin would like to spank you!"; "You regard yourself as being a philanthropist, but you're likely to turn into a philanderer if you don't watch it!"; "Many people regard you as being capable of sexual promiscuity in the future, a potentially sexually promiscuous person, and that is what those Texans rimarily identify in you! You are a sex scandal of the future, just waiting to happen!"; "You unwittingly help to cheer up a lot of people, because they look at you and they tell their friends and relatives, 'At least I'm not in John McMillan's shoes! I value having my own privacy rights, while John McMillan has none at all!'"; "Many people regard you as a pathetic spectacle here in the Austin area!"; "Stanford High School, affiliated with Stanford University in Palo Alto, California, is allegedly involved in your circumstances in the Austin area, even though you specifically rejected Stanford University ages ago!"; "You are the least sought-after and least-coveted single adult person in the entire Austin area!"; "Because of you, UT-Austin now has more gay students enrolled at that campus in Austin than does any other university campus in the entire nation!"; "The gay and lesbian studies programs of universities and colleges have been studying you and violating your privacy rights for years, without your ever granting permission to any of that!"; "You are a but-f-ck" (obscenity, with the letters "t" and "u" having been omitted), in the view of many!"; "The only adult persons who express any sincere interest in you as a human being are all gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transsexual persons!"; "You are subjected to this punishment inside your Souper Salad workplace because you rejected someone in your past, and that individual claims you should not have rejected them!"; "You are completely lacking in self-awareness!"; "You don't have any comprehension of how others perceive you!"; "You are the sort of person who calls to mind the term 'transitory relationship,' since no one in their right mind would want to have a lasting personal relationship with you over a multi-year period!"; "You'd be a good match for South Florida, since as former "Daily Texan" student newspaper reporter Karen Rosen told you in person in front of the "Fort Lauderdale News-Sentinel" daily newspaper office building back in 1979, Florida is a good place for transitory personal relationships!"; "You should not be so critical of others, given your current financial position that's very weak! You should suck up to others more often, you should be a sychophant during this period of your life!"; "Why don't you suck (sic) that male adult customer's d--k (obscenity, with the letters 'i' and 'c' having been omitted)?"; "You are too idealistic for most Texans, and that is one of the reasons why you are not a good match for Texas!"; "You are being held hostage by this voice committee until you achieve a reconciliation with a cited person from your own past whom you had a conflict with!"; "You have made the city of Austin the laughing stock of our entire state and nation!"; "You are lucky to be alive, with all the gay waiters in restaurants who have allegedly wanted to poison you when you dined there!"; "You are flaky!"; "You cannot have fully honest circumstances and living conditions in your own life until the Powers that Be in Austin are fully appeased!"; "You have been subjected to more of a Sexual Tease in your own life than has any other American citizen!"; "You are a f--kfa-e (obscenity, with the letters 'u,' 'c', and 'c' having been omitted)!"; "As you recall from the debate tournaments you competed in during your high school years in Texas, Martha McClure of Bellaire High School in the Houston area was the only guaranteed win (an audible obscenity referring to Martha McClure having been omitted by myself for the sake of discretion in this particular quotation) for you that you could always count on whenever you debated against her and her partner from Bellaire!"; "Many people wish you had taken coworker Jim Thomas's advice during your 'Daily Texan' student newspaper days at UT-Austin! Jim Thomas, a staff photographer, told you you should live by your gonads more---and instead, you have been very cerebral throughout your entire life, which drives people like Jim Thomas crazy! Jim Thomas cannot imagine anyone leading such a dull and celibate life as you are leading in the Austin area!"; "Many people compare you to the Old Maids who never find a romantic partner! Maybe you should write to a Miss Lonelyhearts columnist and seek personal advice!"; "Your entire life is primarily material for a college textbook on abnormal psychology, as your sister indicated to you back in 1978 on the telephone when she told you, this during a phone conversation in which you spoke with her from your Prather Dormitory dorm room, that her entire UT-Austin undergraduate psychology class was reading about you in their unit on abnormal psychology!"; "You're a children's educator, without your realizing it, and much of the material you teach children is X-rated!"; "You have despoiled thousands of persons during your lifetime!"; "You remind many of the ancient Roman writer Juvenal, and that's primarily because you yourself are so juvenile!"; "Temple Beth Israel, a Reform Judaism religious congregation in west Austin that has never indicated to you that it has any conflict with you of any type, is allegedly sponsoring these anonymous-communications educational services you receiving through this voice committee, even though you never requested any such educational services from Temple Beth Israel of Austin or that congregation's affiliated educational-services organization!"; "Many people are struck by the injustice of your life circumstances in Austin, and by the complete failure of state and local government agencies in Austin, Texas, to do anything about it!"; "Keep in mind that your most recent roommate from the period when you lived near UT-Austin, an Italian citizen, warned you that you would hate him someday! Some have speculated that that Italian man has allegedly subjected you to alleged public disparagement of yourself in Austin!"; "You are one of the most notorious persons in the entire history of Texas, and that's saying quite a bit, since Texas has had lots of notorious residents, among them Bonnie and Clyde! You remind many of Bonnie and Clyde, since you have allegedly stolen from wealthy Texans in a rapacious manner! You've a scam artist, even though you claim otherwise!"; "Even if you contacted all of the foreign Embassies in Washington, D.C., it's unlikely you would find any Embassy that would agree with you that you've been persecuted in the United States! The British, for instance, are staunch allies of the United States, and they definitely WOULD NOT agree to grant you political or religious asylum in Great Britain!"; "These voices would not continue unless this were financially profitable for our media company, and the FCC has refused to tell you which media company we are, even when you have pursued an inquiry through the Federal Communications Commission!"; "You are the biggest loser in the entire history of Texas!"; "The only way you can get these voices to end is if you land a job as a live-in servant for a homeowner who won't put up with these voices inside his or her home, and who will file a lawsuit against our media company to terminate these voices!"; "Many people regard it as significant that the last state legislator in Austin who was willing to schedule an appointment with you inside their legislative office, State Rep. Ann Kitchen of the Austin aera, had a burly-looking white man sitting beside her as she spoke with you inside her State Capitol office! State Rep. Ann Kitchen apparently feared that you might attempt to physically assault her inside her State Capitol legislative office!"; "Keep in mind that even though you never once threatened to harm any 'Austin American-Statesman' staff member during those visits of yours to that newspaper's main office in downtown Austin, Texas, the 'American-Statesman' security guard escorted you out of their newspaper office building on two or three of the occasions when you visited there! And during one of those visits, you were told that a signed legal letter on your behalf from John F. Campbell, attorney, that you had politely shared with a representative for the 'Austin American-Statesman' in the lobby of that daily newspaper office that day, gave them grounds for concern that you might be capable of an act of violence inside their newspaper office building---even though you are consistently civil and have no criminal-conviction record and you don't own any weapons, even!"; "It's obvious you are not accustomed to looking at naked bodies in person! As a server for Souper Salad, you often look shocked whenever a young customer reveals their naked abdomen to you during visits of yours to their dining table!"; "Because you happened to be gazing downward toward the floor at the time, you just were subjected to another accidental 'crotch shot' glance at one of your customers inside Souper Salad! How very embarrassing for you that must have been!"; "Notice that your female customer inside Souper Salad is moving her purse to the side, since she may fear that you might steal her purse as you wait on her!"; "'American-Statesman' humor columnist John Kelso hung up his end of the phone line on you several times when you called him at his newspaper office with ideas for possible future humor columns! It's obvious that he has a cranky side to him!"; "You are very self-important, but you remind many people of that famous fable about the Emperor who has no clothes on!"; "It must be humiliating to you to have been rejected to so many thousands of people in order to be in your current lowly position as a single adult waitperson for Souper Salad Lakeline! Had you developed a mutual-consent romantic relationship with someone, it would have also helped you in your career pursuits and finances!"; "None of your Souper Salad coworkers will ever speak up for you or defend you, since they don't want to offend any of the managers or corporate officials for Souper Salad Inc.!"; "Your Souper Salad coworkers hear so many nasty comments about you that your Souper Salad manager makes to them behind your back, that your coworkers are afraid to ever speak up on your behalf! They know it would lead to reprisals against them by their Souper Salad general manager!"; "The figure from Greek mythology whom you most remind people of is Tantalus! Like Tantalus, you are always being tantalized by the prospect of these background voices at your workplace ending next week or tomorrow---and just when you are the most hopeful that this will occur, the rug is once again pulled from under you!"; "Many people compare you to the sailors of Greek mythology who died in fatal shipwrecks after they were distracted by the Sirens in the background! Perhaps you will soon have a fatal shipwreck inside your Souper Salad workplace!"; "You never learn from your mistakes! You continue informing supervisors for Souper Salad Inc. about alleged improprieties at your workplace, only to get slapped in the face once again because someone at your workplace was offended by that report you made!"; "Remember what the police always say: You have the right to remain silent! So why don't you just remain silent! Whenever you complain about anything, it's always self-incriminating and goes against you!"; "Your entire life story is primarily a moral indictment of yourself! You are the most morally-indicted person in American history, in fact, because you are morally bankrupt! You're low-life, but you refuse to acknowledge that fact about yourself!"; "Even Adolph Hitler of Nazi Germany received a lot less direct crtiicism of himself in person than you have endured inside your workplace! Adolph Hitler, unlike yourself, was respected by HIS associates! And some have pointed out that the German dictator Adolph Hitler was possibly more evil than you yourself obviously are!"; "Everyone who ever becomes acquainted with you in person later reqrets it!"; "When you do inevitably visit Japan, you are of course expected to visit the Red-Light section of Tokyo where the houses of illicit sexual prostitution are situated!"; "Many have compared you to a Japanese war bride after World War II, since you have obviously lost the Fascist campaign you have led, and you'll soon be captured by the conquering enemy!"; "Your eventual slave-owner regards you a being just one of many human slaves that he already owns and controls!"; "The people of Nebraska don't want you, since they are embarrassed that you were born in Nebraska! They would have preferred it if you were a native of some other state!"; "Minnesota is among the most self-righteous states in this entire nation, and Minnesota has never admitted that it wronged you in any way! Nor has the Attorney General of Texas ever considered filing a lawsuit against any entity in Minnesota on your own behalf!"; "Your biggest mistake when you pursued jobs in Massachusetts was your failure to mention during each of your job interviews there that you are a direct descendant of the Rev. William Brewster, Head Chaplain on the Mayflower and the first full-term Puritan Governor of Massachusetts! Had you mentioned that biographical fact about yourself during your job interviews in Massachusetts, you would never be in the financial crisis you're in today in the Austin area of Texas! Your popularity rating in Massachusetts would have been much greater than it was!"; "Many children like you better than their parents do, but unfortunately, children can't offer you a job! All they can do is try to talk their parents into hiring you as a live-in servant for their household, which may be your only hope if you hope to avoid turning into a homeless person in Austin!"; "The primary reason why the Jewish community in Austin doesn't like you as much as the Jewish community in New York City does is that the Jewish people of Austin know you a lot better! They are understandably cynical toward you here in Austin, since they have observed you for decades and they know how you operate!"; "When you finally do get murdered here in Austin, which everyone expects, it will take years for the police to figure out who to arrest for on that misdemeanor manslaughter charge, since there are thousands of would-be murderers of yourself within this one metro area of Texas! You are almost as despised as that notorious atheist Madalyn Murray O'Hair was, and look what happened to her!"; "Try to remember which persons from your past called you obnoxious to your face! Possibly one of those persons is advising Souper Salad Lakeline customers of yours to call you 'obnoxious' to a friend or relative of theirs as you begin to walk away from their dining table inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace!"; "You are always hoping the Texas Workforce Commission's Civil Rights Division here in Austin, Texas, will FINALLY sponsor an investigation into your working conditions inside Souper Salad Lakeline restaurant, but no such investigation ever takes place! All of your pleas for help from the State Government of Texas are always in vain!"; "You are so narcissistic that many people consider you to be the leading human definer of the personality disorder of narcissism!"; "When this is all over, you will be legally required to join a support group, even though you yourself have no desire to be involved with any support group!"; "You are definitely in for a rude awakening!"; "Many people in Sweden are outraged because even though have already won a Nobel Peace Prize, you are still expected to work as a blue-collar worker inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace! The Swedish Government plans to contact the U.S. Government and insist that you have the opportunity as soon as possible to visit Stockholm and receive the Nobel Peace Prize that you have already won!"; "There have been so many violations of your own human rights through the decades that many people have lost count!"; "After you go near-deaf from listening to these voices all day at your Souper Salad workplace, at least you can always purchase a hearing aid, at some future point! Those hearing aids are unsightly, true, but they would help you to at least listen better, which could be a life-saver for you!"; "If you do flee to Sweden in order to escape persecution of yourself in the United States, at least you'll benefit from the fact that most Swedish people can speak English! So you won't have to be fluent in Swedish in order to communicate with the natives of Sweden in Stockholm!"; "As you know, John, all of Austin has been having dialogues about whether you yourself are potentially capable of ever at any time in the future ofy our own life allegedly committing the illicit sex crime of pederasty! And during this period in which everyone in town is immersed in that very same intense dialogue about you, what makes it tragically ironic are the many real-life pederasts, adult Central Texans who actually TOUCH and PENETRATE the bodies of innocent children, who are, in fact, preying on minors without being noticed by anyone in your entire metro area! You are the scapegoat that gives the real-life pederasts all the more opportunities to pursue their shockingly illicit life of pederastic crime without getting arrested or even suspected!"; "It would be impossible to imagine any other single Austin man with no criminal-conviction record who has been subjected to more false accusations and more false allegations in his own life than you yourself have been!"; "People have compared you to the Pied Piper, since they see you as someone who leads children and other minors astray!"; "You should emigrate to Germany and apply for a job there as a paid sex worker! It would be interesting to find out who your sex partner customers in Germany will be!"; "It's inevitable that someone will find a way to force you to drink alcohol, and then you'll get drunk against your wishes! That will then inevitably lead to the inevitable sex scandal for you in Austin, Texas, that everyone has been expecting to happen for years!"; "The only surprise from your own life is that the news media of Texas have not yet published any scandal story about your own conduct! Your entire life is one big scandal story, in our view!"; "Many Jewish people are critical of your having expressed an affinity for numerous younger Jewish men! Why don't you stick to your own kind---the gentiles!"; "You never seem to remember what any of the Jewish religious holidays signify! Despite this, you claim to respect Freedom of Religion for everyone, and you claim to exhibit full respect toward religious groups other than your own one-member and non-Christian Progressive Prohibitionist Religion!"; "One of your male cowokers inside Souper Salad Lakeline resembles Jesus Christ, as he has himself indicated. Do you think that he is possibly a Christ figure at your workplace? Do you see any deeper religious significance in the presence of a possible Christ figure inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace?"; "Many Europeans regard your own vantage point on American society as being more identifiably European than American in style and content, which Europeans are delighted by! You would be more appreciated in Europe than you are in the United States!"; "Your schizophrenia, John, lies in your greater identification with a significantly higher of heterosexual masculine adult men than of all homosexual or bisexual or transvestite or effeminate adult men! Your heterophilia in that regard is very unacceptable to the panel of psychologists who are monitoring you!"; "A panel of psychologists is sponsoring everything that these anonymous voices say to you inside your Souper Salad workplace, even though you definitely do NOT want and did NOT authorize, and were not yourself informed by your employer about, any such current involvement in your own life or career circumstances by ANY psychologist or ANY psychiatrist anywhere in the world!"; "Your psychological condition appears to be paranoid-schizophrenia, John, but of course, some have pointed out that it would be difficult to say what is paranoia under these circumstances in which you do not have ANY current privacy rights at all inside your Souper Salad workplace and you are hearing anonymous voices throughout each of your workshifts!"; "Your mistake, John, lies in your view that you get to decide for yourself whom you associate with! In fact, John, OTHERS get to decide whether to select YOU as someone to associate with, not the other way around! You are not the judge, the persons evaluating you are the judge of yourself, and don't you ever forget that!"; "The longer you work in restaurants in Austin, the more blue-collar and uneducated and coarse your accent and locution sound! With each successive year, you sound more and more like a typical Austin restaurant-worker peon and servant!"; "Your Souper Salad customers are not interested in YOU, they are interested in having a good conversation with each other and getting good service from their server, which today happens to be you!"; "The Souper Salad Lakeline customers of yours who appear to be Jewish are the ones who most often give the impression from their facial expression and demeanor that they are holding their tongue when you wait on them! It often appears that they want to make a comment to you that would be rather blunt and unappreciative of yourself, but they choose to withhold comment until teh opportunity to criticize you finally does develop!"; "The Souper Salad customers of yours who appear to be Italian-American always raise the question for you of whether they themselves have any ties to the Mafia? But of course, it is not your place as their server to ever broach that subject with them!"; "Cedar Park residents generally are more appreciative customers of yours than Austin residents are, because Cedar Park residents are not as bothered by your various cited ethnic and racial prejudices and your ultra-conservative style as the Austin residents are!"; "A lot of blue-collar workers have developed an appreciation for you when they dine inside your Souper Salad workplace, but you definitely were an acquired taste for them!"; "Your human intellect probably peaked in your 20s, and it has been all downhill ever since! You were much more intellectually vital when you lived in Minnesota back in the 1980s, John!"; "Some of the parents dining inside your restaurant with their young boys are fully aware that you yourself are law-abiding. However, some of those parents don't trust their young boys around you!"; "It's noteworthy that the script for the semi-fictional Hollywood movie you recently watched in Austin about waitering inside an American restaurant, was written by a former restaurant waitress who died young of a terminal illness!"; "Please, John, try to control your libido around Souper Salad customers whom you consider to be beautiful!"; "You are so allegedly reactionary and racist that you make George Wallace, the former governor of Alabama, look like a lifelong liberal and lifelong Human Rights leader!"; "Many Central Texans regard you as being a mental patient!"; "You are currently under a mental health commitment, even though Travis County Government here in Austin, Texas, has not confirmed this and has indicated otherwise!"; "Because of you, The City of Austin has lost much of its legal authority to the State Government of Texas!"; "You claim not to have any tattoo on your body, but many Texans believe you have, in fact, been subjected to defacto tattoos on your body through the penetrational sex to which you were subjected involuntarily during your nocturnal sleep inside your private residence in Austin! You were marked by it all as an undesirable, white trash, and a slave!"; "Many people question your lineage, and whether you were, in fact, a direct descendant of the Puritan leader the Rev. William Brewster!"; "You regard yourself as reputable, but many people in the Austin area regard you as dishonorable and white trash!"; "You were allegedly not the biological son of Dr. Calvin and Phyllis McMillan, but you were an alleged adopted son of theirs, and that fact about you has been kept secret for years!"; "Without our realizing it, you have been employed by the U.S. Army for many years, and you will soon be receiving a dishonorable discharge from the U.S. Army!"; "Remember what your Italian roommate's mother said to you when she and her husband and her son dined together with you inside the Italian-style Macaroni Grill chain restaurant in northwest Austin back in 2000: 'I hope that my son has not poisoned you!' she said"; "Your former roommate from Siberia, a graduate student in Physics at UT-Austin when he roomed with you, allegedly has been extensively involved in these anonymous communications you are hearing at your Souper Salad workplace!"; "Communists adore you, since they regard you as an indictment of the American capitalist system, even though you insist that you are not a Communist!"; "The Socialist Party of Texas has been among the political groups allegedly harassing you and allegedly violating your privacy rights during this period!"; "The Libertarian Party of Texas allegedly has had an involvement in your being subjected to these anonymous communications at your workplace!"; "You were not born in Lincoln, Nebraska, as you have claimed. You were actually born in London, England, and this fact about you was kept secret!"; "You were labeled a Communist in Massachusetts, and this is why the government in Massachusetts allegedly pursued legal actions against you!"; "Your minimum-wage restaurant career with Souper Salad Inc. is designed to remind you that your peer group these days is strictly blue-collar! You have been banished from the world of professionally employed persons who are erudite and intellectual!"; "The Mayor of Austin is allegedly fully aware that you are being persecuted and harassed inside the City Limits of Austin, but he has done nothing about it! That's partly because the gay community is very influential with the City of Austin, and the gay community allegedly dislikes your religion and your political ideology!"; "You call yourself a gentleman, but you aren't one!"; "Your concerns about the possibility of someone trying to poison you inside your restaurant workplace in Austin calls to mind the historical accounts about Adolph Hitler! Those trying to get rid of Adolph Hitler did attempt to poison him, historical accounts indicate!"; "You are being held hostage and being punished because you identify with and enjoy associating with masculine gentlemen, when the only adult male persons who identify with you are all effeminate!"; "One of the City of Austin officials who allegedly despised you, John, was City Manager Jesus Garza! As you noted at the time, he would glare at you with intense hatred in his facial expression whenever you attended an Austin City Council meeting in downtown Austin in order to yourself give a Citizens Communications speech on behalf of your one-member and non-Christian Progressive Prohibitionist Religion!"; "One of your female coworkers inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace is an alleged communist!"; "You would do much better in Italy, John, because Italian society is much more tolerant of alleged communists such as yourself than American society is! Many Italians are communists, in fact!"; "You may think you're working inside a Souper Salad restaurant, but you're actually working in an alleged illicit house of prostitution----and customers of yours are leaving tips as payment for having illicit sex with you!"; "Congraulations! Since you had a good rapport with that customer of yours inside Souper Salad, you've just added to your list of sex partners!"; "Your Souper Salad customers are aware that have no social life away from your Souper Salad workplace! Many of them take into account that this void in your life can sometimes undermine your ability to smoothly converse with your customers!"; "You are socially maladroit!"; "Anyone and everyone who pretends to be friendly toward you in these circumstances is actually an alleged prostitute who has been paid to be that way toward you!"; "Most restaurant waiters either take up smoking or become chain smokers because of the high level of stress they experience from working inside a restaurant! Working as a waiter is a very stressful and demanding job!"; "It doesn't show to your customers inside your Souper Salad workplace that you have been completely celibate throughout all of your conscious hours or waking hours in the entire Austin area ever since 1979! But you do look forlorn on occasion, so some of your customers could probably guess that you have no social life!"; "You are being ostracized in Austin! Remember what that attorney friend of yours from Austin High was telling you back in 1997, on the day when you met him for lunch inside Casa Hernandez Mexican restaurant in east Austin! You are at dire risk of turning into a social pariah to all the people of Austin, he warned you that day!"; "Many people suspect that a cited Dallas-based attorney member of the State Bar of Texas allegedly has allegedly been subjecting you to outside interference and meddling that has undermined your quality of life in Austin, as an Austin-based attorney and former classmate of yours from Stephen F. Austin High School of Austin ISD did in fact warn you in person back in 1997!"; "Everyone around you inside your workplace, including your customers and coworkers, is a paranoid actor!"; "The anonymous background voices you are hearing inside your Souper Salad workplace are all from persons who were injured and became handicapped or medically disabled because of you!"; "Many people are hoping you will flee from Texas to Puerto Rico, since the Roman Catholic Church is more influential in Puerto Rico and that is one very rare religious denomination that has been very tolerant toward you, John!"; "Princeton University in Princeton, New Jersey, plans to hire you as soon as these voices end, since Princeton put you on a waiting list for admission into Princeton as a college freshman during your senior year of high school, and you've been placed on a waiting list for employment at Princeton ever since then!"; "If you decide to move to New Jersey, you would offer a pleasant contrast to the corruption there that's so widespread!"; "Many people hope you will move to Delaware, since you would have more extensive privacy rights in Delaware than you have had in Texas! Remember that the female Governor of Delaware did indicate this privacy-rights advantage to Delaware in a reply E-mail letter that she sent you!"; "Everyone expects you to flee from Austin, Texas, to New Orleans, since New Olreans would be a good place for an aspiring playwright such as yourself ---- and Emmis media company has a presence there!"; "When your former roommate in Austin on your birthday in a recent prior year, told you during a phone call you made from your private residence in northwest Austin to his UT-Ausitn Classics Department office, that he hopes the noise pollution in Austin that you complained to him about that day would end very soon, his assurance on that was strictly nominal! He obviously did not have his heart in it!"; "These voices you are listening to inside your Souper Salad workplace are allegedly coming from an anti-Semitic group!"; "A lot of Jewish people have been so alienated by the many Jews who allegedly have exhibited malice toward you, that the former group of Jewish persons have chosen to downplay their own Jewish identity, such as by converting to Christianity or having their own legal name changed into a new name that sounds gentile!"; "The State Government of Texas is at risk of going bankrupt, because of you!"; "The painful experience you are enduring in the Austin area because of these voices reminds many people of what happens when an insurrection occurs on a ship, and the leader of that insurrection is then forced to walk the plank! He ends up being eaten alive by sharks! How fitting to offer you this observation during a seafood promotion period for your restaurant inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace in Cedar Park, Texas!; "That Irish music is being played inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace during your restaurant's current special promotion period partly to remind you that you will evntually be expected to flee to Ireland as a refuge from the United States of America that has allegedly tortured you for decades!"; "Log Cabin Republicans are among the Republican groups that allegedly have participated in this verbal castigation of you inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace!"; "Your own repeatedly stated opposition to gay rights per se is completely unacceptable to the Democratic Party!"; "Your nocturnal dreams reveal that you have a strong desire to help raise children! You are very kind and generous with children in your dreams, so you're quite a parent figure for children in your nocturnal dreams during your sleep!"; "Some Central Texans do acknowledge that you are more similar overall as a human being to a significantly higher percentage of all heterosexual adult men than of all homosexual adult male persons or all bisexual male adult persons"; "Your repeated polite requests to private attorneys in the Austin area whom you've ocnsulted that you would like to significantly reduce the level of involvement of gay persons and lesbian persons in your own life and career, have fallen on deaf ears! The attorneys in Texas do just the opposite of what you ask them to do!"; "State Bar of Texas member attorney Erwin McGee, a former debate squad member at Austin High School, allegedly was very defiant of your point of view when you consulted him on one total occasion, back in 1992! If you will recall, Erwin McGee angrily denounced you as being 'very paranoid' about alleged violations of your privacy rights in the Austin area! Attorney Erwin McGee claimed during your two-person meeting inside his law office back in 1992 that no evidence of alleged violations of your privacy rights exists, and he stated that he refused to provide you with legal representation! And he was very insulting to you during that meeting you had with him inside his law office in Westlake Hills!"; "Remember what Chris Barbee of 'The El Campo Leader-News' and several relatives of yours were telling you on the telephone: Whenever you pay an attorney to help you improve your own quality of life and living conditions in Texas, you're just throwing your own money away, and that private attorney doesn't help you at all!"; "Many restaurant-industry waiters and waitresses are alcoholics! The stressfulness of their job prompts them to drink lots of alcohol, and they become addicted to alcohol!"; "If you began drinking alcohol in the Austin area, your own social life would improve dramatically! Because you don't drink alcohol, your name has been dropped from a lot of party invitation lists by party hosts in the Austin area!"; "Remember what Mark Bohanon of the Austin High debate squad advised you to do back in the 1970s when you were also a member of that debate squad: Mark Bohanon said you should drink one glass of wine per day, and this would significantly benefit your heart health! So why don't you try drinking just one glass of wine per day?"; "Your health insurance policy with Souper Salad Inc. is so minimal that it's useless to you if you ever develop a major medical problem, such as if you have a heart attack or contract cancer!"; "The management at Souper Salad Lakeline thinks you're a pain in the butt, partly because when you repeatedly insist on getting only a 25 percent discount on your Souper Salad buffet when you are dining here off-duty! The cashier taking care of your transaction, who is often a manager on duty, gives you a 50 percent discount on your meal! However, you know for a fact that that rate ONLY applies when Souper Salad employees are working inside the store that day! But you speak up about not wanting the 50 percent discount when you're off-duty, and you get everyone upset with you when you insist on paying your fair share, because you create such a hassle! You're a trouble-maker!"; "Some of your managers and coworkers and customers take into account that you are hearing these voices all day throughout your workshift inside Souper Salad, and that this might make you seem a bit on edge and distracted at times!"; "Most restaurant-industry waiters and waitresses are (allegedly) sexually promiscuous! So no matter how wholesome and completely celibate you regard yourself as being, your customers will assume that you're sexually active! It goes hand in hand with a waitering job, since so many customers try to pick up their waitperson for a sexual fling!"; "Whenever your customer inside your Souper Salad workplace covers their glass during your visits to their dining table to pre-bus, this signifies that your customer assumes you have AIDS, and doesn't want to risk contracting it from you!"; "Many of your customers inside your Souper Salad workplace assume you are HIV-positive, even though you have a tradition here of providing factual medical documentation on your own behalf to your manager every six months which indicates that you are HIV-negative and STD-free!"; "Your child customers inside your Souper Salad workplace have been warned in advance by their mother about you being an alleged potential child molester, even though you insist that you have never lain a hand on anyone with impropriety or incivility in your entire adult life, and you have no criminal-conviction record!"; "A lot of waiters regard you as being too straight and wholesome for their tastes, since you have no criminal-conviction record and you're a non-drinker and non-smoker! Most waiters in Austin have a criminal-conviction record and drink alcohol and smoke!"; "A lot of people are astounded that you have not found a better job than this, even though you never get a phone call or letter inviting you to apply for a specific new job that would pay better!"; "You are a cause celebre for many Europeans, because they regard you as a persecuted American! They see your life story as a moral indictment of the very United States that prides itself on being land of the free and a democratic country! You have been denied access to reliable news and information services for decdes!"; "Many people believe that you are being treated like a child in Texas because children have been identified by others as your natural peer group! You are even expected by some adult Texans to yourself allegedly "date" or yourself allegedly "have sex with" a child----even though that would be a sex crime that you yourself deplore!"; "This is a project of entrapment in which law-enforcement agencies in Texas are allegedly hoping to distract you or lead you into doing somehting illegal without your realizing it at the time, so that they will FINALLY have the excuse they need to throw you into the slammer! Once you're convicted of that felony crime and then confined to a prison cell, it will be much less expensive to the financial sponsors of this project, since they won't have to spend as much money when they manipulate you in a context in which you aren't free to roam around in the outside world!"; "Many Europeans hate the United States partly because they allege that the United States of America has been cruel toward you!"; "This project is only about re-living your own past, and not about living in the present or future at any time! You have no present or future life, as you know! In that regard, it's noteworthy that one of your male coworkers inside your Souper Salad Lakeline reminded you a bit of Russell, an athletically talented male neighbor of yours from your neighborhood during your childhood! The intent of psychologists in the background was to show you a male coworker reminding you a bit of Russell from your childhood, with this more recent counterpart to Russell being someone who would actually smile at you on occasion inside your workplace!"; "The Powers that Be don't want you associating with children and minors, and that is why they're trying to distract you or lead you into committing an act of impropriety around a minor!"; "Many people regard it as curious that no wholesome employer in the Austin area that knows you have a good reputation ever gives you a phone call and offers you a job!"; "Your job as a restaurant waiter is designed to prepare you for a life in which you will always be relegated to servant's quarters by the master or mistress of the household where you are employed as a servant!"; "Your only public reputation is one of strangeness and eccentricity! When State Comptroller Carole Keaton Rylander Strayhorn sent you a reply letter praising you for your contributions to Texas, it was merely a pro-forma letter! She was not aware of any specific contributions you have actually made to this state, when the State Comptroller of Texas wrote and signed and mailed you that ostensibly appreciative letter on official state agency letterhead several years ago!"; "You yourself tend toward the very either-or extremism that you criticized a gay male professor at UT-Austin for himself exhibiting, when you sent that professor a 1986 letter that triggered his emphatic permanent rejection of yourself on the telephone that same year!"; "Everyone is afraid that you will make a scene and lose your composure, when they want you to be more like Mary Beth Schick from your childhood! Mary Beth Schick, a very polished female championship debater for Westchester High School of Houston ISD during your high schoold ays, never got flustered and never lost her composure and never faltered for words during your debates, as you recall! She was the very embodiment of Houston-style elan and finesse---traits that are sorely lacking in yourself, John!"; "Your biggest mistake, John, was that you failed to find a private attorney as aggressive and devastatingly incisive as Tom Rollins Jr. to help you file a lawsuit in a court of law relating to alleged violations of your privacy rights and alleged damage to your hearing capacity from incessant backgroun noise pollution in Texas that you did not authorize and do not want! The available private attorneys in Texas these days just aren't as aggressive or incisive as Tom Rollins Jr. was back in the days when he and his debate partner won first place in the entire nation in championship cross-examination debate on behalf of Houston Westchester High School of Houston ISD!"; "Some people say you yourself are as much of a b-stard (obscenity from voices, with the letter 'a' having been omitted) as Tom Rollins Jr. reportedly was during his high school days as a very aggressive and devastatingly thorough championship cross-examination debater for Houston Westchester High School back in the 1970s! Too bad he moved to Virginia, and he couldn't help you file a lawsuit in Texas! Besides, his attorney father in Texas allegedly or reportedly is not sympathetic to your point of view!"; "Many people think you'd be a better match for Ireland, since the Roman Catholic Church is more influential in Ireland than in the United States---and the Roman Catholic Church has been more tolerant toward you than any of the other religious denominations! You could ride the subway system in Dublin, since you like subway systems quite a bit. However, you might need to avoid traveling to Northern Ireland, if you want to minimize the risk of violence against you! The volatility of Northern Ireland is undeniable!"; "What you'd appreciate about Ireland, if you do emigrate to Ireland, is the absence of a class system there and the absence of a monarchic system there! Ireland is more like the United States that way, so you won't have to memorize the titles of any members of the nobility or royalty, since there are no such people in Ireland!"; "If you do flee to Ireland from the United States, you would need to develop a taste for mutton, since so much of Irish cuisine centers on mutton!"; "Remember what Elspeth Rostow was telling you on the telephone back in 1992, when you called her at her UT-Austin LBJ School of Public Affairs faculty office from your private residence in the Zapata area of Texas! Great Britain would be the more logical choice as a foreign country to emigrate to, she said. She offered you that outlook after you indicated to her that you were contemplating Sweden as a country in which to eventually emigrate to, with Professor Rostow concluding her advice to you on the telephone that day by noting that you have 'made some contacts in Texas' (exact quote), as she put it, with herself adding that she recommends you stay in Texas for the remainder of your career"; "The dozens of creative brainstorming letters for Souper Salad Inc. of San Antonio, Texas, that you've written and E-mailed to Souper Salad headquarters officials during your leisuretime are actually quite common and unremarkable! In each and every one of the other Souper Salad restaurants throughout this country, servers who feel competitive toward you and want to prove that they are more creative and intelligent than you are, are each sending in numerous brainstorming letters to Souper Salad Inc. corporate headquarters during their leisuretime on a year-round basis!"; "It often seems to us voice committee members in the background that most waiters and waitresses die young partly becuase of their having late-night hours!"; "You are incredibly naive to hope that Souper Salad corporate headquarters would reward you with a financial bonus for having taken the initiative to yourself write and send dozens of brainstorming and informational E-mail letters to your corporate headquarters in San Antonio, Texas, on a year-round basis!"; "Many or all of your coworkers at Souper Salad have actually been therapeutic actors! They are each professional actors or sons and daughters of actors, and they each received training on how to provide psychologically or medically therapeutic services for yourself, a cited client of theirs who has yourself been determined by a government agency in Texas to have a need for therapeutic actors interacting with you inside each of your workshifts for Souper Salad Inc.!"; "Many people think you'd do better in Australia, since Australians love tennis and you also love tennis! Also, Australian cities have first-rate subway systems, a public service that you would definitely want in your eventual metro area of residence! Australia also has the advantage of being more open to emigrants than most countries!"; "One certainty about your own personal life is that it will always be tiny numbers of persons you're interacting with, regardless of where you reside!"; "For all the people who call you one of the most obnoxious men in Texas, many of the most obnoxious people could not hold onto a job as a waiter in a restaurant! To hold onto a job as a waiter, you generally have to exhibit a people-friendly style! The fact that you have held onto your job with Souper Salad restaurants ever since 2002, some seven years at this point, proves that you are NOT as obnoxious as most people in the Austin area says you are!"; "A lot of Minnesotans had their feelings hurt when you chose NOT to ever again move back to that state, and those Minnesotans have been verbally assaulting you ever since then as a form of revenge on you for having humiliated their state in that way!"; "Many people suspect that Garrison Keillor, the humorist who stars on the 'Prairie Home Companion' radio show of National Public Radio, has been among the Minnesotans verbally harassing you or publicly disparaging you in recent years!"; "Iowans tend to be more straightforward and kinder than Minnesotans, as your Aunt Allegra near Iowa City, Iowa, would no doubt agree, so possibly you would do well to move to Iowa as your next home state! And besides, many people consider the lush scenery of Iowa to be prettier than the natural scenery of Nebraska, your native state of Nebraska being another midwestern state you've considered visiting or moving to at some future date!"; "We don't know of ANY state in the United States that has not put in a bid for you as a future prospective resident of that state! Each of the states of this country other than Texas would be thrilled to have you move there or live there!"; "You should pay attention to how few of the people you ever speak with inside your Souper Salad workplace ever ask you a personal question about yourself! That's a reminder that few people have any personal interest in you, John!"; "As much as you deplore Sugar Daddies who commit intergenerational exploitation and subjugation of younger persons, it's obvious you are a Sugar Daddy in your own way! You've bribed lots of younger people, without your even realizing it!"; "Most people in the Austin area are fully aware that you are a multi-millionaire! But they're also fully aware that you don't have access to all of your sizable property wealth and financial wealth at present, because some sadistic and ruthless person or group of persons abused power of attorney authority in regard to yourself!"; "The most applicable legal complaint you need to file at this point in your life, John, is a legal charge against someone else for allegedly abusing power of attorney authority over yourself!"; "You can continue to hold onto your power of attorney authority, now matter how poverty-stricken you are in the Austin area! Your being low-income doesn't deny you the legal right to yourself have full power of atorney authority on your own behalf!"; "Even though you consider yourself to be the most honest person you have ever met, many Central Texans regard you as being dishonest!"; "Your legal statements to various government agencies in Texas have led to perjury convictions against many of the persons you have complained about in writing!"; "Many people expect you to flee to Costa Rica, since Costa Rica is one foreign nation that would never extradite you to the United States should some criminal charge against you ever develop! A lot of fugitives from justice flee to Costa Rica, so that might be a good country for you!"; "One thing you cn be sure of is that the restaurant critic for the 'Austin American-Statesman,' Dale Rice, will never dine inside your Souper Salad workplace and then write a review of that restaurant! The 'Austin American-Statesman' would never publish a restaurant review of a chain restaurant such as Souper Salad! That's to your advantage, too, since you did personally reject Dale Rice from your own life, as you know! He was rude to you on the telephone in rejecting your story idea when he briefly spoke with you back in 1999 after you made a local phone call to his newspaper several years ago to yourself suggest a feature story idea for 'The Austin-American-Statesman' about the emotional duress and human suffering inflicted on long-term involuntary celibate adult persons of Austin"; "It's obvious that Souper Salad Inc. is never going to offer you a full-time job opportunity or a higher-paying position of employment with Souper Salad Inc.! You'd be a fool to continue working for a restaurant chain that has used many of your brainstorming ideas and informational reports without ever rewarding you through a job promotion!"; "If these voices ever distract you inside your Souper Salad workplace, that's proof that you are narcissistic! That's also proof that you are schizophrenic!"; "You are a case of arrested sexual development and arrested intellectual development and arrested emotional development!"; "Many people look upon restaurant waiters and waitresses as being just one notch above slaves or paid sexual prostitutes! And many waitpersons combine waitering with paid sexual prostitution in which they're the hooker or giggolo! Waitpersons who hold dual careers of that type typically use their restaurant job as their 'cover' for their illicit and secretive life of crime during off-duty hours!"; "A lot of restaurant waitpersons are particularly likely to commit the sex crime of sexual prostituion toward the end of each month! When they are desperate for rent money to pay rent on their apartment, many waitpersons have illicit 'johns' or illicit customers they contact who pay them money in exchange for sex during those final days of each month! They're three-day-a-month hookers, is what they are, and the restaurant industry is allegedly full of paid sexual prostitutes of that type!"; "The Governor of Texas has the legal authority to himself have you extradited to another U.S. state, where you will of course be the defendant in a criminal-law trial! It's just a matter of time before Governor Rick Perry extradites you to some other U.S. state---and that state could be either Massachusets, New York State, Nebraska, New Mexico, Louisiana, Minnesota, California, Missouri, Florida, Illinois, or some other U.S. state that has filed criminal-law charges against you that you were never informed about!"; "Dolly Parton has a special affinity for you, since she starred in the Hollywood movie 'Best Little Whorehouse in Texas', and it's obvious that you yourself are also a whore!"; "Most people have compared you to celebrities such as Tennessee Williams and Truman Capote! You're a celebrity yourself, and it's just a matter of time before you're invited to become a guest on a television talk show!"; "Your entire life is a series of Elimi-Date outings in which every single person you meet in person ether eliminates you from consideration or gets rejected by yourself as a prospective dating partner for yourself!"; "The Texan writer who allegedly has had the most involvement in your life circumstances in the Austin area of Texas is Larry McMurtry, who dislikes your own heavy emphasis on strictly-mutual-consent platonic relationships in life! To Larry McMurtry, as you know, all of life is primarily a romantic chase and a libidinal adventure!"; "Since many people have compared you to Dolly Parton based on her starring role in 'Best Little Whorehouse in Texas', you should keep in mind that a Texan group of clergymen from a variety of religious groups are monitoring your own conduct for any and all evidence of impropriety by you that they can then turn over to the legal authorities!"; "If you ever happen to blush at a customer of yours inside your Souper Salad restaurant, that's all the proof we need that you seek to have sex with that customer!"; "You will notice that that female customer of yours inside Souper Salad Lakeline is wearing a low-cut blouse that reveals much of her breasts!"; "Whenever you pop a breath mint into your mouth just before approaching a dining table where a customer of yours is dining in your own assigned section of Souper Salad Lakeline, that is proof that you have identified that customer of yours as a future 'f--k-d--e (hyphenated profanity, with the letters "u," "c," "a," and "t" having been omitted) for yourself!"; "If you smile warmly at a female customer whose husband is dining with her at the same dining table that day inside Souper Salad workplace, her husand will resent you for having flirted with his wife in a shameless manner on your part! The husband will either refuse to tip you or make sure your tip is as low as possible---his way of punishing you for having smiled too warmly at his wife!"; "If you as a server for Souper Salad ever praise a male youth for his choice of fashionwear or his nice haircut, the parent dining with that male youth inside your restaurant workplace invariably will dislike that type of comment from you and will lower your tip accordingly! If, on the other hand, you as a waiter praise a female youth for her nice-looking dress or her nice hairstyle, the parent dining with that female youth will increase your tip accordingly!"; "Some parent customers of yours inside your Souper Salad workplace believe that you as a male server exhibit an unnaturally high level of interest in their child or children!"; "You fit the classic profile of an alleged pederast to the 'T'! An entire textbook on pederasty could be written and published that highlights your own psyche as a server for Souper Salad Inc. allegedly being very representative of what the pederastic psyche is like!"; "You stand too far away from your customers when they are eating at their dining table, and this makes you come across as excessively formal and a bit detached from your Souper Souper Salad customers! You should stand closer to your customers, since this will convey warm hospitality toward them better and will come across as more intimate toward them!"; "Your formality of style as a server for Souper Salad Inc. reminds many people of the formal style of Europeans! You would be a good match for some European nation, and the only remaining question is whether you could learn a foreign language fast enouigh to be fully fluent or at least semi-fluent as a new resident of that European nation!"; "Many people expect you to emigrate to the European nation of Greece, since Greece has been a favorite nation of yours ever since your childhood! And you did, after all, collect Greek postage stamps for several years during your childhood! And you did own a Greek clarino in your youth, and you did have a flag of Greece on display in your bedroom throughout your youth! That flag of Greece on display in your bedroom throughout your youth was situated very close to the emblem bearing the flag design of Sweden and the glass you kept on your desk inside your bedroom that bore the national flag of The United Kingdom! It seems you were preparing to emigrate to one of those three countries during your youth, and at some point you will have to decide among those three nations when you inevitably do emigrate and attempt to pursue a career in that foreign nation!"; "In your career as a waiter for Souper Salad Inc., you should keep in mind that waiters are ranked near the bottom of American society for level of trustworthiness! Few American consumers trust restaurant waiters and waitresses, for obvious reasons!"; "That phone call you just made from your Souper Salad Lakeline restaurant workplace to your female District Manager, Dorrie, about four or five smoothie mixes at the waitstation of your restaurant that the evening shift had left unrefrigerated when they closed the restaurant last night, with all the ice under those smoothie mixes having melted in that 11-hour period, was just the sort of report that will infuriate your general manager! Even though you followed the proper chain of command, since your manager on duty told you to use those unrefrigerated smoothie mixes and serve them to customers, the general manager will allegedly retaliate against you! After all, your district manager told you on the phone today that the only concern she would have about those four or five unrefrigerated smoothie mixes from Minute Maid related to whether the FLAVOR of the smothies might have been adversely affected, she said! Dorrie told you today that there is no sanitary issue relating to the unrefrigerated smoothies that had been left that way overnight!"; "Your expression of concern about the female assistant manager who told you that she re-injured her back during a recent workshift inside Souper Salad Lakeline, but that she would never file a workers comp claim because she fears she could lose her job if she reports her injury to Souper Salad corporate in San Antonio, is just the type of empathy that gets punished by Souper Salad Inc. and your managers! Souper Salad Inc. may claim to welcome workers comp claims from all employees, but you know what a female previous general manager of yours very candidly told you inside your workplace during working hours, that Souper Salad corporate definitely does NOT want to receive ANY workers comp claims, so there's no point in filing them with the corporate headquarters! And that's exactly what the current assistant general manager is indicating, too! She fears getting fired by Souper Salad corporate if she wer to report a workers comp claim to Souper Salad corporate!"; "Your phone call from your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace at the end of your recent workshift that you made to the female Human Resources Director of Souper Salad Inc. in Lewisville, Texas, to yourself express concern about your Chinese-American female assistant manager at Souper Salad Lakeline being afraid to file a workers comp claim after that assistant manager re-injured her back during working hours inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace, made that female assistant manager very uncomfortable with you! She appeared to be delighted to have the chance to talk with the new HR director on the phone when you handed the Souper Salad store phone to her with her permission, but that Chinese-American assistant manager, who goes by the name of "Lovie" (sp?), later claimed otherwise! You should mind your own business!"; "Just focus on your own job, since your new general manager, Georgia, has very emphatically told you she DOES NOT want you to tell her if one of your male server cowrokers suddenly vanishes from the dining room in order to himself take yet another multi-minute and completely unannounced smoke break in back of the restaurant without his having obtained prior permission from the general manager! That's none of your business, and if your coworker's customers appear to need refills on their beverages when that male server coworker is having his smoke break, Georgia has already told you it's YOUR responsibility to help out those customers of his during that period!!"; "It's interesting that your general manager almost never smiles at you, but she does smile at other server coworkers of yours!"; "You will soon be a naked subject in a pornographic movie production against your wishes and without your consent!"; "It's interesting that the Austin-area Republican Party official Jann Galbreath did write you back several times and express keen interest in your raising the public-policy question to Texas Governor Rick Perry during a recent gubernatorial campaign, of whether the State Government should do more than it's done to help prevent would-be or actual snuff-movie productions that target unwitting victims such as yourself, and then attmpt to kill them!"; "You are movie producer in Texas, without your realizing it!"; "Your employer, Souper Salad Inc. of San Antonio, claims not to discriminate against heterosexual men and heterosexual women in Souper Salad's hiring practices and promotion practices. However, it's obvious that the percentage of allegedly lesbian and allegedly transsexual persons and unmarried single adult persons at your Souper Salad workplace is very high! And that's definitely an indication of an alleged anti-heterosexual bias in hiring practices by Souper Salad Inc. in regard to your Souper Salad Lakeline restaurant workplace!"; "The University of Southern California Medical School in the Los Angeles area is currently pursuing research on the long-term harmful medical effects on your own hearing capacity resulting from this noise pollution we generate by verbally harassing you all day inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace on a year-round basis!"; "Some people do agree that you are more similar as a human being to a higher percentage of all heterosexual adult women than of all lesbian adult persons, since you are much friendlier toward a wide range of people than most lesbians are, and you are very devoted to helping a wide range of children from a variety of backgrounds! It seems you have a bit of a maternal quality to you, John, in addition to your brotherly or avuncular side!"; "Many people are surprised by how few individuals ever express personal interest in you at your workplace! For all the media attention and media scrutiny you've had, you are one of the most undiscovered gold mines as a human being that the United States has ever had!"; "Many people have compared you to a 'kept child' or a 'kept' adult human being, since some ruthless person in the background who controls your circumstances is preventing youthful and polite and law-abiding and pleasant adult gentlemen your age or younger from ever contacting you and socializing with you!"; "Many of the people you've encountered at your workplace in the Austin area are normally permanent residents of San Francisco, California, and they are punishing you here because you are not compatible with San Franciscans!"; "A group of gays and lesbians and transsexuals have claimed to be members of your new Progressive Prohibitionist Religion, even though they definitely have NOT received approval from you on an individual basis for any such membership claim that they're allegedly making without your permission or consent!"; "The transsexual community has been particularly censorious toward you, John, even though you yourself abhor censorious conduct and you yourself definitely are NOT a member of the transsexual community!"; "Federal law probibts you from your being more receptive in your career toward a higher percentage of all heterosexual men and of all heterosexual women than of all homosexual, lesbian, bisexual, and transsexual persons, even though you point out that your own non-Christian and anti-alcohol Progressive Prohibitionist Religion can legally prefer to hire persons who are approved members of your religion, which is fully protected by the Freedom of Religion clause of the U.S. Constitution, you point out!"; "The AFL-CIO allegedly has been pursuing actions against you that allegedly prevent you from leading a lawfully heterophiliacal lifestyle in Austin, Texas, in which you yourself are more inclusive toward and agree to yourself befriend a significantly higher percentage of all masculine heterosexual adult gentlemen and all heterosexual adult women than of all adult homosexual, gay, lesbian, and transsexual persons!"; "Your pro-masculine-male bias in regard to adult men is very offensive to the unnamed Powers that Be who are in control of your life circumstances in Austin!"; "Because of you, the United States of America has allegedly been subjected to a nuclear attack on American soil that allegedly killed millions of Americans, and you are the one person who is primarily blamed for all that!"; "Your own emphatic bias against facial hair on men and male persons is very offensive to labor unions!"; "You are just the sort of Puritanical prude that young people love to rebel against and express contempt toward! Everyone in Central Texas loves to hate you!"; "Hollywood actors particularly resent the fact that you aren't playing 'lets-pretend' throughout each of your workshifts, and you occasionally complain about noise pollution at your workplace that refers to these background voices! Since you are surrounded by actors, Hollywood actors want you to just be an actor yourself, and pretend the world around you is just like normal!"; "Hollywood ADORES you, and it's obvious that this is all preparing you for a career in the entertainment industry, even though your job description with Souper Salad only refers to waitering and some cashiering duties at the front cash register!"; "It's noteworthy that your very high level of honesty counts for little with your general manager! She treats you like the black sheep of your restaurant, when you are actually one of the most responsible and conscientious employees she has!"; "The NAACP would have filed a lawsuit on your behalf, had you been black! But since you are NOT black, the NAACP will do nothing to help you end these voices!"; "You are being harassed like this because a gay or lesbian person from your past whom you lawfully and in a civil manner rejected in Minnesota, Missouri, or Texas (specific names of rejectees having been cited to me inside my workplace) has or have allegedly refused over a multi-decade period to fully honor that rejection by yourself! Your human rights in that way are completely defied by the gay community and by gay activists!"; "A lot of gays and lesbians have committed suicide because of you, even though you maintain that the Metropolitan Community Church in which they apparently chose to be official members should itself be held partly legally accoountable or blameworthy for those suicides by their own membership!"; "Many people have compared you to the leader of that Christian church, the People's Temple Church of some such name, a church based in the Bay Area of California, who decades ago gave poisoned Kool-Aid to his members during a period in which they resided in Guayana, and many of them died!"; "You are being subjected to these mental health services against your wishes and despite repeated protests from you, because a psychologist or psychiatrist claims that your own very critical vantage point toward the gay and lesbian and transsexual subcultures is synonymous with paranoia on your part! You are currently diagnosed as 'paranoid-schizophrenic' because you are uncomfortable with those subcultures! You cannot be critical of those subcultures without your also being subjected to court-ordered mental health services and censorship of your thoughts and writings that are designed to prevent you from having your own prevailingly critical vantage point toward the gay and lesbian and bisexual and transgender and transvestite and transsexual subcultures ever being publicized ----or acknowledged as valid on your part!"; "Many observers classify you as paranoid because you are not currently having sex with an adult woman!"; "You have been classified by others as terminally ill, and all of your coworkers and work supervisors inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace are actually hospice-care workers who have been asked to help you make the transition into your own expected death in the very near future!"; "A lot of married women in the Austin area resent you for having had nocturnal dreams about their husband during your sleep that those ladies regarded as being unduly intimate!"; "A lot of married men in the Austin area resnet you for having had nocturnal dreams about their wife during your sleep that those married men regarded as having been too intimate on your part!"; "A lot of very wholesome and righteous women in the Austin area have complained that you had nocturnal dreams about them that turned them into 'Playboy' centerfolds!"; "Many people have accused you of solipsism, in that you proceed as if the entire world is centered on you, when in fact, you are infinitely irrelevant to nearly everyone! And the ONLY persons who want to keep up with you are the very persons whom you have already rejected from your own life, and who feel very sure that you wronged them by rejecting them!"; "A lot of older women resent you for having had nocturnal dreamas in which you allegedly had sex with those older women in your nocturnal dreams!"; "Ellen Thorne's mother, an Ohio native, allegedly dislikes you for having invaded her own privacy rights through your internal thought process, your private journal writings, and your nocturnal dreams during your sleep!"; "Your other restaurant-industry employer has honored you with a very nice Employee of the Month award, but Souper Salad Inc. of San Antonio won't even give you a certificate pin honoring you for seven consecutive years of dedicated service to Souper Salad Inc. of San Antonio as an honest and diligent member of the Souper Salad waitstaff! Souper Salad Inc. always uses the excuse that they can't afford to sponsor an employee-recognition program, because the Souper Salad corporation's finances are very tight, but it's obvious that Souper Salad Inc. allegedly does not treat its employees well!!"; "Remember what an attorney member of the State Bar of Texas, Mr. John Mayor of the Houston area, emphasized to you during your toll-free phone call to the Texas Legal Protection Plan legal-aid service's hotline service in Houston, Texas, that provides you with legal-counseling services on a year-round basis: Attorney John Mayor emphasized to you in that phone call you made to his law firm in Houston that the government does NOT have the legal right to monitor your own internal-thought process, nor does the government have the legal right to charge you with ANY crime or any violation of the law based on your internal thought-process per se, Mr. Mayor assured you on the telephone in a recent phone call you to his law firm in Houston!"; "A lot of people have lost their jobs because of you!"; "A lot of people are unemployed and poverty-stricken because of you!"; "Many civil libertarians regard your own living conditions featuring zero privacy rights for yourself as a worst-case scenario similar to the frightening and hideous scenario of '1984,' a terrifying novel by British novelist and essayist George Orwell!"; "The primary persons sponsoring these voices that you are hearing inside your Souper Salad workplace are NOT the persons whom you rejected, but the persons who have rejected you, and who seek to add to their verbal assault on you through these anonymous communications they participate in! One of those rejectors of yourself, as you know, was a recent male roommate of yours when you roomed together near UT-Austin who stated to you back in 2000 that he was originally from Padua, Italy, although you sometimes wondered if he was actually from Brazil, Mexico, Israel, the United States, The United Kingdom, Portugal, Spain, Russia, Greece, or some other foreign nation, and that he instead was faking his Italian accent and FAKING his knowledge of the Italian language and of Italian culture, since his so-called Italian accent did not sound convincingly Italian to you!"; "A lot of professional tennis players resent the fact that you have nocturnal dreams during your sleep in which you compete professionally against them, and you often win matches against those professional players in those nocturnal dreams!"; "Yes, John, it makes sense for you to go to the men's restroom of your Souper Salad restaurant workplace and urinate at this time during your Souper Salad workshift, since the alternative of your urinating while waiting on a customer of yours inside this Souper Salad workplace would not be pleasant for you!"; "Yes, John, it makes sense for you to go to the men's restroom of your Souper Salad workplace and defecate at this time!"; "Notice that there happens to be a male youth inside the men's restroom of your Souper Salad workplace that you just entered, and he appears to be very nervous around you, since he suspects you of having alleged pederastic intentions toward him! It's obvious that he has been warned by others that you are an alleged child molester!"; "You take your job so seriously that you don't fit in well with your mellow coworkers! Why can't you be more mellow about your job, and not care as much as you do about getting everything as correct as possible?"; "The razor blade you were very surprised to find lying on top of the paper towel dispenser of the men's restroom of Suoper Salad Lakeline that you just entered during working hours for you as a server in your restaurant workplace was possibly or allegedly left there by a male police officer for the Cedar Park Police Department of Cedar Park, Texas! He was the most recent customer who exited from the men's restroom of your Souper Salad Lakeline restaurant workplace! It's obvious that that male police officer for the Cedar Park Police Department allegedly wants you to commit suicide, John, even you yourself definitely are NOT the suicidal type and you yourself would NEVER commit suicide, no matter what! Can't you take the hint from that male Cedar Park Police officer? It's obvious that you are yourself despised by that particular Cedar Park Police Department officer, John, and he allegedly wanted to convey that message to you during your working hours inside Souper Salad Lakeline restaurant!" And then when you picked that razor blade up using a paper towel and then immediately walked into the dishwash room area of your restaurant to hand that criminal-law evidence to your general manager, Georgia, she did not even thank you for conscientiously protecting the security of your Souper Salad Lakeline restaurant and its employees and customers in that way! Georgia instead allegedly stated at you in an unsmiling manner, 'I'll TAKE THAT!', as if you had just irked her once again with a diligent public-safety-minded report you made to her containing that criminal-law evidence you'd obtained inside your own restaurant!"; "You are allegedly committing Jew-ocide (sic) through this project!"; "Your failure to end this project in a timely manner is ruining thousands of lives!"; "One of the reports you made to Souper Salad corporate headquarters officials that offended your general manager related to that multi-day period of 2008 or 2009 in which the back door to your Souper Salad Lakeline restaurant could not be shut fully or locked, and your general manager at the time, either Dee or Georgia, indicated to you that you had made a mountain out of a molehill by contacting corporate headquarters about that alleged security breach for Souper Salad Lakeline during that multi-day period! Your general manager claims that no security breach occurred, since a security officer for Lakeline Mall was monitoring the situation during that entire multi-day period and the back door to your restaurant workplace does not open directly into your waitstation area or the main operations of Souper Salad Lakeline! The back door opens instead to a hallway where various materials for your restaurant workplace are stored!"; "Many people regard Texas as an insane state partly based on how Texas has allegedly abused you yourself over a multi-decade period!"; "Alley Theatre company of Houston is extensively involved in this entertainment production that's occurring during working hours for your as a server inside Souper Salad Lakeline restaurant!"; "Fiction writer members of the National Writers Union labor union or some other cited labor union allegedly control how the individuals you encounter in your career and personal life respond to you! The people you encounter cannot respond favorably to you unless a fiction writer in the background gives them authorization to respond that way!"; "What you regard as your personal life in Austin, Texas, is for everyone else merely a professional or career-related involvement for themselves! There are NO circumstances in Central Texas in which you can get together with anyone during your leisuretime when it's also a leisuretime involvement for that individual! Every seeming 'personal affinity' that any other person expresses toward you during your off-duty time in the Austin area of Texas is strictly a professional service rendered by that individual, who is then paid money for his or her services in that way!"; "It's noteworthy that the Big Brothers/Big Sisters of Central Texas organization that rejected your recent application to become an official Big Brother in the Austin area to an 8-year-old male youth in Travis County, Texas, refused to cite any reason for that rejection of yourself! And the Big Brothers/Big Sisters civic group in the Austin area rejected your application to become a Big Brother despite the fact that you had previously been an official or unofficial Big Brother in several other cities and towns on five separate occasions in Texas and in Minnesota! It's obvious that someone bad-mouthed you to the Big Brothers civic group in the Austin area!"; "When you write a letter to soemone during your leisuretime and they don't write you back, this sometimes implies that they wrote you back, but their response was censored because the Powers That Be in charge of your own life in Austin, Texas, did not like the content of the reply letter from that individual!"; "To protect your own quality of life and future, recent polls have been given to residents of numerous cities and states of the U.S., in order to determine which city or state would be the most receptive to you, John! It seems that the state of Minnesota, a state where you previously resided for four years, is the only U.S. state in the entire nation where a majority of the residents say they would be tolerant toward your residing in that state! By contrast, the residents of Massachsuetts and of the Boston area are emphatically opposed to your living in that state again! You are too Puritanical for Massachusetts residents of today!"; "A lot of Texans find your confusing because you don't sound like a Texan when you talk! They say you sound more like a New Yorker or a British person than a Texan!"; "Many people consider your politics and religion to be so primitive and archaic that you are compared to the Luudite movement! You oppose legalization of gambling, for instance, and the trend is going exactly the opposite direction!"; "Your own critical vantage point toward the gay-rights movement and its accompanying ideology identifies you as an archaic time warp, in the view of most liberal Democrats!"; "Your only major accomplishment in life is that you endured these voices for 22 consecutive years, but you are still alive!"; "Many people have compared you to the founder of the Swedenborgian religion, Mr. Swedenborg of Sweden, who reportedly heard voices for many years that inspired him to establish a new religion!"; "Many arch-conservative Texans who feared you would turn out to be too far to the left for their tastes have been relieved to note some conservative beliefs in you, John!"; "The primary reason why during your childhood you enjoyed collecting Greek stamps issued by the European nation of Greece, is because those Greek stamps featured lots of naked bodies from ancient Greece! As a child, you were intrigued by the nudity of those Greek bodies!"; "Many Greek citizens say that your own nocturnal dreams during your sleep reveal that you worship the ancient Greek Gods and ancient Greek Godesses very extensively! This is one of the reasons why your mind and your nocturnal dreams are offering valuable archaeological evidence to archaeologists about the primitive views on religion by ancient Greeks!"; "Many of the people of Turkey dislike you, because your nocturnal dreams are so filled with adoration of the European nation of Greece and its citizens!"; "Your own views on religion are heresy and blaphemy!"; "Most people expect all of this to result in civil-law litigation in a courtroom in Harris County, Texas, with yourself being expected to testify as a defendant, of course!"; "Remember what Story Assignments Editor John Broders at 'Texas Monthly' magazine was telling you on the telephone in a recent prior year: John Broders would be SHOCKED, as he put it, if there were ever any alleged violation of the state penal code of Texas or any other criminal-law matter relating in any way to you and your life and and your own circumstances in the Austin area of Texas!"; "Many people are wondering why the Travis County District Attorney never visits your workplace during working hours for you in order to obtain criminal-law evidence relating to yourself! If you will notice, John, none of your customers inside your Souper Salad workplace ever strongly resemble Travis County District Attorney Rosemary Lehmberg! But as you know, the DA's Office in Austin, Texas, did in January of 2006 establish a voluminous criminal-intent or harmful-intent pre-prosecution criminal-law file containing hundreds of pages of legal evidence strictly for your own benefit, John, with Norma Hilbig of the Travis County DA's Office Strategic Prosecution Division in Austin assuring local criminal-law attorney Robert Icenhauer-Ramirez on the telephone, who represented you in that context on behalf of the Texas Legal Protection Plan in which you're a dues-paying subscriber, that the harmful-intent criminal-law file on your own behalf would be consulted by the DA very promptly AFTER you yourself are victimized by a felony crime at some FUTURE date, and that in that FUTURE scenario, the DA may well make use of that criminal-law evidence in pressing criminal-law charges on your behalf in a court of law in Austin, Texas!"; "You should get the hell (mild profanity, exact quote) out of the Austin area! It's obvious that Austin-area residents are very incompatible with you, and that is why they have been subjecting you to this non-stop verbal assault of yourself for decades!"; "Many people regard it as fitting that you read Sherlock Holmes and Agatha Christie murder mysteries during your childhood with particular fascination! You were preparing, you see, for a career as a criminologist, and you have learned a lot about criminology through all of the individuals of your past and present who have alleged tried to harm you or murder you, John!"; "Many Texans fear the day when these voices end, since that will give you your first-ever opportunity to pursue law-abiding and legal punitive actions, including through the filing of lawsuits, against the persons and media companies and government-sponsored institutions or government-owned entities that verbally asasulted you and publicly disparaged you or violated your privacy rights for decades! You will find at that point that nearly every media company in the United States had an involvement in alleged verbal abuse of you through the decades! So potentially in the future, NO media company anywhere in the world will want to have any involvement with you!"; "Many people regard your long-term celibacy in Austin, Texas, as a waste of your nice and healthy and disease-free body, since there would have been some strictly-mutual-consent sexual relationships for you had your circumstances in Austin been fully honest and your privacy-rights fully protected!"; "Many people regard your long-term celibacy in Austin, Texas, as a waste of a nice body that would have otherwise been a source of enjoyable orgasms for some Central Texans!"; "Many people have compared you to Helen of Troy, who was described as the face that launched 1,000 warships! You have allegedly sparked lots of alleged civil-war fighting within the United States, and lots of alleged battling between nations as well!"; "If you weren't so self-absorbed, you would be more aware of and more appreciative of all the love that other people are expressing toward you!"; "You have a way of attracting very manipulative people, John! That's because you come across as being very innocent, and ultra-manipulative people love to meddle in your own life!"; "Some have compared you to Queen Mary of 19th Century England, who presided over a remarkably powerful British Empire without herself being all that remarkable, observers of Queen Mary say!"; "Some have compared you to the Emperor Augustus of Ancient Rome, who presided over the Pax Romana! Like Emperor Augustus, you have inspired peace all over the world!"; "No one wants you to live in their own city or county or state, because if you live in their city or county or state, all the residents of that geographical area get subjected to this project involving fictional news and informational services! It's quite an inconvenience to them!"; "Many people have called you a public nuisance, John!"; "Many people are incredulous over how little you have accomplished in your own life! You could have been writing fictional novels or short stories or theatrical plays and getting them published, and instead you write letters of complaint about your circumstances! How lacking in imagination and lacking in creativity you have been!"; "Since you obviously think like a child, many people are hoping that you will write children's books as the primary genre of literature you pursue in your creative writing! If you wrote a children's book and had it published, it would be very popular among many children of the world!"; "You as a waiter just involuntarily farted (released gas) while talking to a customer of yours at his or her dining table inside your Souper Salad workplace! That must have been rather embarrassing for you, John! Have you considered going to the men's restroom in order to defecate?"; "Even though you tok a shower this morning and washed your hands thoroughly, there are slight fecal materials on your fingers!"; "Because of you, 'The National Enquirer' has more of a presence in the Austin area than it otherwise would have had! 'The National Enquirer' and the 'Austin American-Statesman' have allegedly been pursuing sensational scandal stories about you for years!"; "Throughout your life, many of the most obnoxious people in the entire world have been employed to communicate with you and associate with you, and the primary intent behind it all was to reduce your own level of obnoxiousness to everyone by subjecting you to lots of aversion therapy, even though you never requested any such psychological services! Remember what your older brother told you on the telephone in the late 1990s or early 21st Century when you resided in an apartment unit near UT-Austin and you made a local phone call to his and his wife's private residence in Austin: 'Your primary goal in Austin, Texas, should be to make the transition from your being a 'dislikable eccentric' to your becoming a 'likable eccentric', as your older brother put it in those exact words!"; "Many people are hoping you will emigrate to New Zealand! One of your male classmates at Stephen F. Austin High School, John Buuas, now lives in New Zealand, and he apparently prefers it over the United States!"; "Your life circumstances in Central Texas frequently call to mind your high school alma mater's fight song, which declared that we will never stumble or fall, depite being drunk out of our gords, or words to that effect! Many of the people fighting the most ferociously to drive you out of the Austin area are Austin High alumni! Kicking you out of Central Texas is one of their leading obsessions! Those particular Austin High alumni are united like a huge band of zealots who all want to drive you out of the Austin area!"; "Many people believe that Scotland would be the most logical nation for you to emigrate to! Your last name is very identifiably Scottish, and you did grow up enjoying Scottish shortbread during your childhood, after all! Sean Connery, the famous Scottish-born actor and star of several James Bond movies, is among those who would like to help you emigrate to Scotland!"; "Many of your most outspoken critics and most ferocious enemies, John, are sisters and brothers and mothers and fathers of gay and lesbian persons! Those relatives of gays say that your own well-publicized criticism of the lesbian and gay subcultures has not been fair to the cited gay relative of theirs whom they themselves love or admire!"; "Someone claiming to hold power of attorney authority on your own behalf pleaded guilty on your own behalf to numerous alleged hate crimes against cited minority groups----hate crimes that you allegedly commited without your being there at the time! In the city of San Francisco, California, for instance, a judge and jury have already convicted you in abstentia of hate crimes against gay and lesbian and transsexual adult residents of that city!"; "You remind a lot of people of a mental patient!"; "You are obviously manic-depressive!"; "A lot of people have fought to aquire your own intellectual property or seize your own considerable real estate property, but none of the persons seeking to acquire portions of your own total wealth in either of those ways are willing to associate with you in person! They regard you as someone to control or someone to pursue legal actions against, but NOT as someone to invite to dinner or actually socialize with!"; "You remind a lot of people of the movie 'Citizen Kane,' since you are regarded as being a secretive millionaire who leads the obscure life of a loner!'; "The Hollywood actress Meryl Streep allegedly is among the many Hollywood stars who are scornful of you, John! Meryl Streep knows you very well, having studied you from a critical vantage point for many years!"; "Fidel Castro of Cuba is reportedly among the political leaders who have allegedly expressed an appreciation for you, John!"; "Your own life reminds may of the tragic story about the author of the novel 'Trout Fishing in America,' Mr. Brautigan (sp?), who himself commited suicide, according to Columbia University Law School student Mark Williamson when he made that surprising disclosure to you on his own initiative back in 1985 inside his rental apartment on the Columbia campus in New York City! If you will recall, John, Mark Williamson looked at you with a hint of pity toward yourself on his face when he made that very unexpected and abrupt disclosure to you that day about Mr. Brautigan's fate as a victim of suicide!"; "John, many people in the Austin area are expecting you to get murdered here in the foreseeable future, with the murderer or murderers finding a way to make it look like suicide on your part! Since the local governmental system here in Austin, Texas, is allegedly very corrupt, your own long-awaited death by murder in Austin, Texas, will be officially classified here in Austin, Texas, as a suicide! And NONE Of your survivors will ever challenge that classification of your own death in a court of law, since they allegedly would never be willing to speak up for you in any way!"; "Brandeis University is reportedly among the universities that have been involved in your own living conditions and working conditions in the Austin area for many years! And many of the Jewish students and Jewish faculty members at Brandeis University in Waltham, Massachusetts, allegedly are very critical toward you, and allegedly regard you as an alleged criminal!"; "Your entire life remidns many people of the title of one of Cary Grant's movies! That movie title was 'Notorious'! You are definitely very notorious, John!"; "You are a legend in your own mind!"; "Remember what one of yoru schoolmates at Austin High School dubbed you back in the 1970s! You are 'Sir Dildo', that female schoolmate of yours declared one day inside Mrs. Sims's English Department classroom!"; "You're a Jew-Baiter, John!"; "You can't be libeled, John! You are very similar to Adolph Hitler in that way! It was also impossible to libel Adolph Hitler, that political leader of the Nazis in Germany!"; "You claim that others are libeling you, when in fact it is only YOU who are libeling others! You yourself can NEVER be libeled, since everything critical or unflattering that people say about you is always true! But you CAN libel others, John! Remember what State Bar of Texas member and private attorney Warren New of Denver City, Texas, helpfully identified for you as a very important legal issue relating to your own life circumstances back in 1996, with Mr. New providing you with a formal receipt for that cited legal service he had provided for you on that important subject---whether you yourself were somehow at risk of a cited individual somehow formally accusing you in a court of law of your having allegedly libeled or defamed that cited individual, even though you regarded your statements about that cited individual has having been very accurate, with private attorney New concluding that your legal position in regard to that cited individual was strong on your part!"; "John, you have been a real bitch (sic----profanity) to the City of Austin!"; "John, you have been a son-of-a-bitch (sic---profanity) to the State of Texas!"; "Many Asian-Americans are very critical of you, John!"; "You remind many people of the famous grim prophet NotreDamus! It often seems as if you offer the bleakest possible future scenarios for American society, so much so that many people suspect you of disloyalty to the U.S. Government and to American society!"; "The sponsor of these voices obviously has a very low estimation of you as a human being! This project is based on the premise that your entire life should be a mere dress-rehearsal for real life, and it's never clear that you will ever get to experience what real life is like! You have never had real-life circumstances at any time in your entire life, John! You have no real friends, for instance, since real friends would not withhold from you pertinent and helpful factual information they're privy to about who the source of these voices is! As you also know, John, you also have never had a sexual love relationship in your entire life!"; "Many people have compared you to a Bubble Boy, since you are among the most vulnerable of all human beings!; "Many people under your circumstances would not date romantically at all, since any dating you do would be under dishonest circumstances, John! It would be a pseudo-relationship for you!"; "Real life can be very therapeutic, but you have failed for decades to bring out real-life circumstances for yourself in Austin, Texas! It is all your fault, John!"; "You are so strange that many people compare you to a creature from outer space who has somehow landed on the Earth!"; "Biologists are particularly critical of you, since they regard your biological or genetic traits and your anatomy as your leading traits!"; "You are NOT the master of your own destiny, despite what 'Dallas Morning News' reporter Victoria Loe had assured you on the telephone from her newspaper office back in 1988, when you called her newspaper office in Dallas from your residence in El Campo, Texas! Today, Victoria Loe Hicks of the Dallas area allegedly or reportedly no longer subscribes to the view that you yourself are the master of your own destiny!"; "You are a slave-trader!"; "You are a traitor to the gay community, which makes you guilty of treason in the eyes of the U.S. legal system!"; "You were a bum and vagrant in Quincy, Massachusetts, when these voices began for you in 1987!"; "Remember what your older brother was volunteering to you as pertinent information back in 1990 or 1991, during a long-distance phone call you made to your older brother's home in Austin from your private residence in Sweetwater, Texas: A northeastern Jewish man, whose full name featuring the surname of "Goldberg" was directly cited to you by your older brother, 'has a low estimation of you, John'!"; "Remember what Margaret Watson was telling you back in 1992, just before you moved to Pampa, Texas, from Zapata, Texas: Pay attention to how the people of Pampa, Texas, respond to you, and you can draw your own conclusions based on that, Margaret Watson of Dallas emphasized to you in that long-distance phone call you made to her and her husband's home! And since almost no one ever calls you or writes you or knocks at your front door of your residence, this proves that the response you get from nearly everyone is NOT favorable, John!"; "You should keep in mind, John, that even State Rep. Warren Chisum did assure you in writing on official Texas Legislature stationery back in the late 1990s that Rep. Chisum is NOT aware of any gay group or gay media company allegedly violating your own privacy rights or harassing you in any way in Austin, Texas! Even though you personally disagree with that statement from the state legislator in question, Rep. Warren Chisum is one of the leading critics of the gay subculture in Texas, so he would normally be privy to information of that type! So it seems, John, that you have no basis for yourself filing a lawsuit against against ANY gay group or against ANY media company, even though you definitely want to file lawsuits of that type in a court of law in Austin, Texas, as soon as possible!"; "Your former Austin High classmate Kendall Culver, an investigator for the Texas Department of Public Safety, is allegedly among the persons who have had the most involvement in your own living conditions in the Austin area!"; "Remember what Richard (last name also was specifically cited) of the El Campo area initially told you several years ago on the telephone, when you called his private residence from your apartment near UT-Austin: The ONLY persons verbally harassing you in Austin, Texas, were all heterosexual adult men, Richard emphasized to you in that phone conversation!"; "Your former Austin High classmate Kendyll Daugherty has been devoting a lot of time to helping to remind all of Austin to smile at you, John, even though it has been quite a challenge for her! Many gays of Central Texans who are served by her 'Austin Smiles' non-profit group reportedly required plastic surgery on their faces after they were physically asaulted by persons who had been allegedly influenced by your own homophobic and anti-gay and demagogic thought process and writings and tirades, John!"; "The History Department at The University of Texas at Austin allegedly has subjected you to anonymous communications during this period, even though you definitely NEVER authorized any such involvement in your own life or any other violations of your own privacy rights, for that matter, by ANYONE employed or based at the UT-Austin History Department!"; "Texas A&M loyalists resent the fact that because of you, lots of money has been spent on UT-Austin and the UT System!"; "Many people refer you to as being someone who is inconsequential!....And remember what that female French citizen visitor to El Campo told you in person back in 1988 or 1989: That Madame Bovary, who committed suicide in the Flaubert novel by that name, was an 'inconsequential' figure!"; "Remember what freelance writer and newspaper editor Jane Kjems of Auburn, Massachusetts, told you on the telephone several years ago, when you called her from your rental apartment residence near UT-Austin: That her first impulse was to send me a reply letter consisting of nothing but a blank sheet of paper!"; "Even though you claim not to yourself participate in any anonymous communications, your nocturnal dreams are often quoted back to others anonymously, without your name being cited as the source of those dreams! So this means that you are ALSO inflicting anonymous communications on othes, John!"; "Why don't you perform cunnilingus on that female customer of yours inside your Souper Salad workplace?"; "That male customer of yours inside your Souper Salad workplace would be a no-boner! He couldn't get it up for you in the bedroom!"; "This project is a no-brainer: you should have figured it all out by now!"; "You should move to Reno, Nevada, since paid sexual prostitution is legal in the Reno area! If you turned into a prostitute while residing in the Reno area of Nevada, that would probably be the only way you could ever pay all of your bills! Otherwise, you'll definitely have to file for personal bankruptcy!"; "Many people believe that you are being subjected to severe financial duress these days because an organized crime group is trying to get you to pursue an illicit life of organized crime that would pay a lot better for you---when you are not in jail or prison, that is! You can't earn a living when you are incarcerated!"; "Remember what that male attorney in Idaho wrote you in a recent prior year, that he has heard that you are currently institutionalized in either a psychiatric institution or a prison facility inside the state of Texas! But the Texas Department of Public Safety state agency in Austin has recently confirmed for you in writing that that Idaho-based private attorney member of the State Bar of Washington, Mr. Martin Sjolie, was himself incorrect in that written assertion he made to you in writing and mailed to you!"; "That female customer of yours inside your Souper Salad workplace is a plantular piece of flesh! She calls to mind the sexually explicit novel by Henry Miller, 'Quiet Days in Clichy'!"; "Foot-long penises! Foot-long penises!"; "You call yourself wholesome, but you're primarily noteworthy because you have a HOLE in your derriere!"; "When others refer to you as being a 'holy man', they are primarily referring to a hole in your own behind!"; "When your former Austin High classmate Cindy Ellison told you back in 1988that you are a 'near-genius', as she put it, Cindy was primarily referring to your being in a world of geniuses where you yourself look mediocre and unremarkable when compared with the people around you!"; "Remember what that blonde single female coworker of yours from your Texas Legislative Council state agency workplace back in 1999 told you! She told you shortly after your and her workshift had ended, that she herself is very resourceful, so she herself never has to endure a prolonged period of celibacy in her own life in Austin! She implied that you yourself are celibate in Austin primarily because you yourself AREN'T RESOURCEFUL, John!"; "Remember what that heavyset white woman in Cambridge, Massachusetts, told you in 1985 or late 1984 when you visited her apartment unit in Cambridge to attend her social party featuring a British comedy entertainment production that she hosted: 'You have a massive inferiority complex, John!' she exclaimed with incredulity in her voice! You found her comment very demoralizing, since you had just met her through a married-couple who were personal friends of yours in Worcester, Mass., and you had barely spoken with the Cambridge woman before she made that very emphatic and loud comment to you that day!"; "Remember what that attorney member of the State Bar of Washington State stated to you in his rather nasty reply letter! That attorney stated to you in writing that you appeared to be indicating to him that a gay Christian group allegedly has been harassing you and stalking you in Austin, Texas!"; "Many people expect you to be invited by a college fraternity in Austin to move into their fraternity house! When that happens, at least your long-term celibacy would come to an end, since fraternity members definitely have sex lives! But it would be just a matter of time before you contracted AIDS or herpes inside that college fraternity house in Austin!"; "Some people consider your own complete and long-term celibacy ever since 1979 in Austin, Texas, and the Austin area of Texas to be a waste of a nice a-shole (obscenity, with the later 's' having been omitted)!"; "When we tell you that you'll soon fry in an electric chair, John, we realize that the State Government of Texas does not execute death-row inmates using an electric chair. Death by injection is, of course, the method of execution in Texas. What we're referring to is that you committed the federal crime of treason for which electrocution of yourself by the U.S. Government is legally authorized!"; "Many of the persons talking with you anonymously like this are AIDS sufferers who are getting paid by you for their providing the service of chastizing you all day, without your having ever authorized any such payment of money to ANY AIDS sufferer at any time!"; "Many people compare you to Gomer Pyle, that U.S. Army officer from a fictional television series of several decades ago who was himself a simpleton!"; "Many people compare your life story in the Austin area to the Shakespearean play 'Taming of the Shrew'! You have been compared to the shrewish female character in that play, and we are badgering you throughout each of your Souper Salad workshifts in order to tame you!"; "You will never be famous, John, but you definitely will be infamous! And there is a world of difference between the two!"; "Many people have compared you to Fascist Italy!"; "Since your male customer did not leave any tip for you on his dining table, he is conveying the point that he does not seek to be an illicit sexual-prostitution-services customer of yours!"; "Since your male customer did not leave any tip for you on his dining table, he wanted to convey the message to you that his 'tip' for you would come in the form of his erect naked penis, at some later point! And, since there would not be any direct payment of money from himself to yourself, he of course would never himself be charged with having an improper role as the illicit customer of a paid sexual prostitute! All of this is occurring even though you yourself have repeatedly insisted that you strongly oppose the sex crime of prostitution!"; "You will soon be cited as a third party in a marital divorce lawsuit in which the plaintiff cites marital infidelity by the plaintiff's spouse!"; "Many Central Texan married persons blame you for their marriage having fallen apart! You are a deplorably immoral home-breaker, John!"; "Many Central Texan children lost their parents because of you! Their parents either were incarcerated in a state prison because of you, or their parents were reportedly murdered or had a fatal accident because of you, John!"; "One of your female classmates from Austin High School, Ellen Reed, a very talented public relations executive in town, has allegedly complained that you have been the source of a very bad public relations reputation for the Austin area, and for Texas! This is one of the reasons why Ellen Reed does not believe you would be well-suited to a career at a public relations firm in Austin, Texas!"; "You may think you are, John, but you definitely are NOT among the VIPs, or Very Important Persons, of the Austin area! In fact, you are not even an IP, or important person! You are quite insignificant to everyone, and your only hope is that one of your customers here inside Souper Salad Lakeline will at least identify you as a prospective live-in servant for their household! That would at least protect you against your going homeless from being poverty-stricken in the Austin area---unless the owner of that home is displeased with you and kicks you out of his home! That would definitely make you homeless in the Austin area!"; "You claim to be a staunch opponent of compelled relationships, but you yourself are allegedly compelling people to have a relationship with you, without your being aware of it!"; "You claim to oppose the crime of extortion, but you yourself are allegedly guilty of extortion!"; "You yourself may oppose arranged marriages and regard them as a form of slavery, but the Powers That Be are in fact forcing an arranged marriage upon you, John! Your legal right to reject a specified individual (various specific names of persons I've either specifically rejected from my own life or whom I definitely do NOT want to ever room with or have any carnal relations with were then cited) as a prospective or actual 'marriage partner' for yourself has been denied!"; "Whenever you contact anyone, such as Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain, that allegedly has the effect of compelling or requiring the individual you contacted to have an involvement in your circumstances and living conditions on a continuing multi-year basis after you contacted that person!"; "Many people think Texas is an insane state!"; "Many people think you are insane!"; "Many people assume that if you weren't being watched and monitored like this, you would be leading a sexually promiscuous lifestyle in which you would be committing crimes on a frequent basis!";
"Remember what Margaret Watson of Dallas was telling you on the telephone back in 1990 or 1991, when she made a long-distance phone call to your apartment unit in Sweetwater, Texas: A lot of Texans are trying to 'straighten you out' (exact quote), John, Margaret volunteered to you in that phone call she made to yourself!"; "I'd (an anonymous voice in background) like to kill (sic) that female customer of yours inside your Souper Salad workplace!"; "You are too straight for most gays!"; "Why don't you suck (sic) him off?"; "All you're doing, John, is going through a process to help you determine which of your coworkers you'd like to hire as your own personal servants or bodyguards, after you finally do have full access to all of your total accumulated financial wealth and property wealth! You will definitely need servants and bodyguards, once your rich!"; "Your social life will change dramatically after you finally do get a reputation for being rich! You'll be getting lots of phone calls and party invitations once your're rich in Austin, John!"; "Remember what your sister was telling you on the telephone back in the late 1990s, that she questioned whether you should ever date any legal-status adult person who is significantly younger in age than yourself!"; "Since all the people who are rich are significantly older in age than you are, John, it's obvious that you must agree to date someone significantly older than yourself! That's the only option available to you if you want to avoid going homeless or remaining poverty-stricken yourself in Austin!"; "Your emphatic statements that you are NOT sexually attracted to ANYONE whose date of birth was more than one year before your own date of birth, are offensive to many of the affluent older Austinites who had sought to subjugate you and turn you into a live-in servant and involuntary sex slave for themselves!"; "Remember what your oldest brother was telling you during that 1991 long-distance phone call you made at your own financial expense to his and his wife's home in Austin, Texas, from the home you were renting in Cuero, Texas, where that summer you were or had been a full-time permanent reporter for 'The Victoria Advocate' general-circulation daily newspaper: 'Your own circumstances in Texas call to mind the Prohibition on cruel and unusual punishment in the U.S. Constitution,', your oldest brother volunteered to you in that phone conversation without any cited context to his comment to you that day! And your oldest brother did immediately add in that very same long-distance phone conversation you had that the European nation of Sweden has a much better record on (respecting individuals') human rights than does the United States of America!"; "Remember what your polite female coworker Cynthia Servetnik, a permanent full-time employee of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts Office of Real Property in Boston, told you during a Boston temp agency-assigned temp-job workshift of yours inside that same state government office in Boston back in 1986 or 1987: 'You must be a Holy Man,' Cynthia Servetnik said, 'since you have a hole in your shoe!'"; "That male customer of yours inside Souper Salad Lakeline restaurant is a no-boner, since he couldn't get it up for you, Johnny!"; "That cited male coworker of yours inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace allegedly dislikes you because he thinks you are gay!"; "In your nocturnal dreams during your sleep, you have invaded lots of locker rooms of varsity men's football teams and professional male athletic squads, and those dreams of yours during our sleep were very pornographic!"; "Lenny Dykstra of the New York Mets pro baseball team resents being compared to lesbians in your own internal thought process! He definitely is NOT a lesbian, he wants you to know, John!"; "That male Hispanic customer of yours inside Souper Salad Lakeline is just another dumb (sic) greaser (sic) (racial epithet)!"; "You are similar to the Roman Empire of ancient history, since you are very authoritarian yourself!"; "You're a k-ke (racial epithet, with the letter 'i' having been omitted)!"; "That customer of yours inside your Souper Salad workplace is a k-ke (racial epithet)!"; "You yourself are not in the mainstream of American politics, as your male roommate from Italy noted in a signed letter of recommendation for you that he wrote and signed for your benefit back in 2000!"; "Most restaurant waiters don't take themselves or their own lives seriously, and you should be more that way yourself, John!"; "Your own religious tradition over a multi-year period at Souper Salad Inc. of your providing your work supervisor ever six months with your most recent and fully up-to-date and fully reliable HIV-negative medical test results for the most recent six-month period, medical results for you citing your own legal name and birthdate and your own
HIV-negative medical status, set a dangerous legal precedent! That tradition of yours obligated all the other waitpersons for Souper Salad Inc. to provide their own most recent HIV-negative medical test results every six months to their Souper Salad work supervisor! And several or many of the Souper Salad waitstaff members around Texas are not, in fact, HIV-negative! They're HIV-positive, in those cases!"; "Contrary to what a male relative of yours told you on the telephone back in 1990 or 1991, when you made a long-distance phone call to your oldest brother's and his wife's home in Austin, Texas, from your rental apartment unit in Sweetwater, Texas, and he told you that day that this manipulative project you're being subjected to is primarily designed for your own 'intellectual development' (sic), he said, this entire project is in fact a dumbing-down experience for you, John! You yourself are undergoing massive intellectual atrophy and significant intellectual deterioration because of being held hostage while listening to these distracting and insipid and unpleasant voices all day!"; "You should move to a more intellectually and culturally vital metro area than Austin, Texas, has been for you! San Francisco, California, is an example of a cultured city, and Denver, Colorado, is a city of culture, and so is Boston, Massachusetts---but Austin, Texas, definitely is NOT a cultured city!"; "Even though you claim to be a man of the cloth, John, it's obvious you will be defrocked (sic) in the very near future! You yourself are a sex scandal waiting to happen, and the religion you established will never get off the ground, since that inevitable sex scandal for you will ruin your chances of ever attracting prospective new members for your own new religion, the Progressive Prohibitionist Religion! Your very ability to have that new religion of yours is strictly contingent on your remaining COMPLETELY celibate throughout the entire 21st Century of your life!"; "Many people have compared you to the Rev. Jerry Fallwell, since they expect that any day now you yourself will be linked to the payment of money to a sexual prostitute!"; "It's obvious that your customers inside your Souper Salad workplace believe MANY of the allegations against you that they're hearing throughout your workshifts from this voice committee! Where there's smoke, there's fire! That's how they see it---and understandably so! This is one of the reasons why NONE of your customers inside your Souper Salad workplace EVER ask you for your home phone number, and then make a friendly phone call to you during your leisuretime! They fear that you truly are the criminal and undesirable that we voice-committee members have been telling your Souper Salad customers all along!"; "This voice committee comprising several persons speaking to you anonymously is preparing you for the inevitability of your having a romantic life featuring multiple sex partners, John! Your romantic life will obviously comprise a form of polygamy involving yourself that's technically legal, but just BARELY in compliance with the law!"; "Sephardic Jews tend to be very distinct from other Jews! Some of your customers inside your Souper Salad workplace prompt that observation from us!"; "Many of your customers have Armenian ancestry, to remind you of the genocidal slaughter of Armenians in an earlier century! As you know, John, many have compared you to Adolph Hitler and Joseph Stalin, each of whom were guilty of genocide!"; "Many of the people you have consorted with in your past had criminal backgrounds and were very untrustworthy! You are hearing these voices today inside your Souper Salad workplace partly because so many of the people of your own past whom you agreed to associate with, had alleged ties to the criminal underworld!"; "One of the Mensa societies allegedly verbalizing these anonymous communciations that are being inflicted on you against your wishes inside your Souper Salad workplace, is allegedly an all-gay Mensa society with possible alleged ties to Rice University in the Houston area! That all-gay Mensa society claims it was somehow authorized by you to invade your own privacy rights and subject you to unwanted noise pollution at your workplace that's injurious to your hearing capacity!"; "Many of the persons who are particularly critical of you, John, are heterosexual women who each state that they are close friends to one of or more gay persons, and those heterosexual women complain that your own prevailingly critical vantage point toward the gay subculture wronged those ladies' gay friends!"; "F-g (obscenity, with the letter 'a' having been omitted) hags (sic) particlarly dislike you!"; "Psychologists maintain that your own critical vantage point toward the gay and lesbian subcultures is merely a manifestation of self-hatred (sic) on your part!"; "Many have compared you to the infamous Roy Cohn, a male associate of the witch-hunting United States Senator Joseph McCarthy of Wisconsin!"; "Your world is always the exact opposite of what you want it to be like, John! This means that whichever persons you seek to befriend or help, are the very persons who feel the most cursed and harmed by you! And whenever you reject someone, it guarantees them the greatest of financial success and social success as well! Many of the persons whom you have rejected, openly cite that rejection from yourself as a credential on their behalf, since within certain circles it's very chic and popular to have been rejected by yourself!"; "Remember what your former college roommate Roland Klose stated to you in a reply letter he mailed to you in 1994, that you should 'revel in the chaos of life', as he put it! You yourself are in a world you have no control over, in which chaos always reigns! And be grateful for random acts of kindess to yourself from complete strangers, since that is the only type of kindness you ever get in the chaos-plagued world in which you yourself are living!"; "Keep in mind, John, that none of the cited persons from you own past (specific names of individuals I myself had been acquainted with were then cited to me by name inside my Souper Salad workplace in the Austin area, including a resident of Minnesota and a resident of Tennessee at that time) ever expressed any concern to you of their own about your personal finances being very weak, and your possibly having a need for a hihger-paying job or a financial loan from themselves!"; "Many people are amazed you have not suffered a brain stroke yet, since you have been subjected to circumstances and accompanying weight gains that have definitely elevated your blood pressure level for many years!"; "The only way you can have any hope of survival is if you completely abandon meat, and lead a strictly vegetarian diet, John! Your working inside a Souper Salad restaurant should remind you to abandon meats altogether, and center your dietary lifestyle strictly on vegetables!"; "It's noteworthy that when you made a personal phone call from Austin to State District Judge Scott McCown at his and his family's private residence back in 1995, shortly before you moved to Baytown to pursue a reporting job, Judge McCown declined to get together with you! He declined to meet with you even though he knew at the time that you had informed Judge McCown about alleged violations of your own privacy rights and other legal rights of yours in Texas, and Judge McCown would have had a fine opportunty to glean new insights about it all and obtain additional legal information about it all had he met with you in person for tea and conversation in Austin back in 1995! Judge McCown knew you personally, since you had attended several of his championship-division cross-examination debate rounds in which he and his Southwest Academy of Fort Worth debate partner Brian Jones competed against debate teams from other schools, and you competed against his impressive younger brother in standard-division debate during your high school days! Some observers have speculated that the Democratic Party did not want to obtain from you information about alleged violations of your human rights in Texas, and Judge McCown had very extensive ties to the Democratic Party establishment here in Texas!"; "The Texas Department of Public Safety state agency of Texas was fully aware that your circumstances in Texas were severe toward yourself, since in October or November 1988 you did very briefly chat with former Austin High School classmate Kendall Culver of the Texas DPS on the telephone during a long-distance phone call you made for a news story one day from your 'El Campo Leader-News' newsroom, where you were employed as a reporter, to Mark Cox, the official DPS spokesman at that time!"; "Remember the 1988 social party you attended at a private residence in Austin in which you were surprised to note that Leslie DeGraffenried, a male former classmate of yours from Stephen F. Austin High School, glanced at you sympathetically! Leslie DeGraffenried was very aware back in 1988 that the odds were against your emerging alive from these circumstances featuring very distracting anonymous voices to which you were being subjected against your wishes in Texas---all of this during a time period in which a former debate partner of yours from Austin High School of Austin ISD in Austin, Texas, Michael Gibson of Austin, approached you on his own volition inside a temp job you held inside a shopping mall in south Austin to urge you to pursue a job as a newspaper reporter during that time period!"; "When a former Austin High debate squad colleague of yours, Carrin Patman, from her law firm in Houston posed the question to you, 'Are you enjoying it?', with apparent incredulity in her tone of voice during a long-distance phone call you made to her at your own financial expense from inside your 'El Campo Leader-News' newsroom where you were employed as a newspaper reporter, Carrin Patman was possibly suggesting that you yourself were manifesting an embarrassing masochism during that time period! It's also likely that attorney Carrin Patman Jr. allegedly wanted you out of the greater Houston area, and she regarded the El Campo paper newsroom as being situated too close to the greater Houston area!"; "Remember what your mother, Phyllis McMillan, stated to you back in 1998 or 1999 inside the kitchen of her private home in Westlake Hills! Your mother advised you that day that you have an urgent need to yourself file criminal-law charges in Austin against several Austin High alumni who allegedly were harassing you in Austin, Texas, your mother stated to you very emphatically that day during a visit of yours to your mother's private residence in Westlake Hills, Texas! But your mother did not specify WHICH specific Austin High alumni, which individuals from the thousands of graduates of Stephen F. Austin High School in Austin, Texas, you should file specific criminal-law charges against through the Austin Police Department and the Travis County District Attorney's Office!"; "Remember what Professor Stanley Elkin, a novelist and English professor, stated to you after you politely greeted him in the spring of 1978 inside his English Department faculty office on the campus of Washington University in St. Louis, by saying, "Hello, Professor Elkin, do you remember me?' Professor Elkin immediately replied with a smile on his face: 'Sure I do. You're the WISE-A-S (obscenity, with the letter 's' having been omitted)!"; "One of the reasons why the Travis County District Attorney's Office has been unwilling to pursue criminal prosecutions against anyone in regard to yourself, John, is that District Attorney Ronald Earle is an alumnus of Stephen F. Austin High School of Austin ISD! And many of the most influential alumni of Stephen F. Austin High School are very unsympathetic toward your emphatic view that your legal rights have been violated in Travis County, Texas, in a context relating to the state penal code!"; "Whenever anyone tells you that they don't have any involvement in your own life circumstances in Texas, John, that's allegedly a reminder that the opposite is in fact the case! Among the individuals who specifically emphasized to you on the telephone or in person that they have no involvement in your own living circumstances in Texas are attorney Mark Williamson of Minneapolis, Minnesota; your sister, Julie, of the Houston area; your oldest brother, Kent, who resides in the Austin area!"; "When Victoria Loe Hicks, a self-described friend of yours at the time, told you on the telephone back in 1999, during a toll-free phone call you made to her 'Dallas Morning News' newsroom from your Texas Legislative Council state agency workplace at the State Capitol, that she does not have 'that much control' over your own circumstances and living conditions in Austin, Texas, this implied that Victoria had SOME degree of control over your circumstances in Austin! So this is proof, John, that Victoria Loe Hicks possibly COULD have pursued actions to end these voices, had she been willing to, since she allegedly had SOME degree of control over your circumstances and how others respond to you!"; "Local television anchorwoman Judy Maggio of Austin is NOT related to Joe DiMaggio, no matter what you may occasionally note to yourself in your internal thought process! Nor was Judy Maggio ever married to Joe DiMaggio! Joe DiMaggio died several decades ago, and he never lived in Austin, Texas!"; "Many observers blame the censoriousness toward yourself by this project for a growing overall trend toward censorship of individuals whose own beliefs differ from any cited special-interest group or the majority of the American people!"; "Many British observers of the United States see in you a vindication of the view of many British people that the nation you reside in would have been better governed by The United Kingdom than by The United States of America acting as an autonomous nation!"; "Many people regard you as being a virtual 'colony' of the British Empire! Recall how your adult male roommate from Italy back in 2000, a UT-Austin Classics Department scholar, would himself habitually emulate Gandhi's body language and Gandhi's spartan lifestyle inside the apartment you lived in together! It often seemed as if your Italian-citizen roommate was trying to lead a 21st Century rebellion against the British Empire of today!"; "Many have compared you to a colonial governor of the British Empire, John! It seems that you preside ever so imperiously over and subjugate the numerous Mexican-born immigrant coworkers of yours inside your Souper Salad Lakeline workplace!"; "Many of the people who are particularly critical of you, John, are the persons older in age than yourself! They have seen how little you have accomplished in your own life, and they are wise to your ways! You lack the resourcefulness and discipline of what Tom Brokaw has called our Greatest Generation---that generation of Americans who grew up during the Great Depression and who served in the military on behalf of the conquering Alies Forces!"; "Remember what UT-Austin study-skills instructor Arthur Rauch told you in person on the UT-Austin campus about a cited UT-Austin faculty member! Arthur Rauch told you he had observed that gay male professor standing directly in front of Gregory Gymnasium and allegedly cruising male students there in quest of an alleged one-night stand sex partner for that gay male professor!"; "There is allegedly one person in the background who allegedly controls how everyone you encounter in the Austin area responds to you! That on person in the background is a lot like a puppeteer, and the individuals you encounter are mere puppets of that one individual that he or she controls and manipulates by the strings that he holds!"; "Try to guess, John, which Stephen F. Austin High School schoolmate of yours despised you the most, and has allegedly had the most involvement in your current circumstances! Also, try to guess whether he or she was a member of the Austin High Class of '74, Class of '75, Class of '76, Class of '73, Class of '70, Class of '72, or some other graduating class from Austin High!"; "Remember what that Massachusets Institute of Technology instructor told you back in 1985 in Boston, Massachusetts: That your observations and impressions offered 'apt' metaphors, as he put it, for what was really going on in the outside world! You are a source of allegories and metaphors for life itself, which reminds many people of ancient Greek mythology! This is why you are so often compared to the ancient Greek writers! You never write about the world of today, because that world of today has denied you the legal right to enjoy full and reliable news and information of the present!"; "Unbeknownst to you, John, a new religion has been established in which you are expected to serve as a male counterpart to the sex-priestesses of the ancient Greeks' polytheistic religion! Membership in your new religion is allegedly expected to feature sex acts with you by each member, which that member would regard as a holy tradition!"; "Many people suspect that you have designed a new religion in which you are the cited 'God' of your religion! It seems, John, that you expect future members of your religion to worship yourself!"; "Many Central Texan men feel very emasculated by this project, since they see it as a group of Northerners who have raped Texas and the South, with yourself serving as the unwitting complicitor of that South-bashing group of invaders from the North!"; "Many people are shocked by the lack of insight about yourself by the majority of Central Texans! They have declared to the entire world, it seems, that you are either a sex partner for someone whom you yourself are repulsed by or alienated by, or you yourself are nothing at all! Your asserted human right to enjoy a platonic life, to pursue platonic-theme or non-sexual goals, and to enjoy a full platonic or non-sexual social life involving strictly-mutual-consent platonic acquaintances and strictly mutual-consent platonic personal friends in the 21st Century of your life is seen as very irrelevant, to most Central Texans!"; "Most people could not handle your honesty, John, which comes across as social maladroitness on your part!"; "Remember how a male former classmate of yours from Austin High School, a self-described native of Great Britain, very abruptly approached you without any prior warning in a confrontive and very indignant manner inside a retail store in Austin, Texas, back in 1986! He told you he was very angry that you were not religiously Christian as of that time, and that you were NOT accomplishing anything in the way of creative writing, either, he angrily declared to you after a multi-decad period in which he had never once called you or written to you or received any phone call from you or any letter from you or spoken with you at any time!"; "Many people have compared you to Atlas of Greek or Roman mythology! Remember how Lynne Layton of Boston, Massachusetts, back in 1985 or 1986 on her own initive chose to kiss one or both of your two shoulders when you visited her on one total occasion inside her rental apartment in Boston! She was trying to remind you that you are burdened by others with responsibilities comparable to what Atlas himself had held during ancient Greek or ancient Roman history!"; "No one pays any attention to you, John, when you emphasize to them that you are very devoted to the anti-illicit-drug community, the anti-tobacco community, the anti-alcohol community, the anti-pederasty community, the anti-crime community, the crime-prevention community, the anti-gambling community, the anti-tattooing community, the anti-fraudulent communications community, the anti-anonymous communications community, the anti-prostitution community, the anti-'snuff-movies' community, the anti-organized crime community, the anti-S&M community, etc. Here in Austin, all they reply with is, 'So why are you so negative, when there is nothing to complain about here in Austin!'"; "John, when you declare to the world that you oppose organized crime here in Austin, Texas, all you're really doing is telling everyone that you support DIS-organized crime!"; "You claim to oppose the Mafia, yet you yourself dine inside Italian restaurants! And Italian restaurants are allegedly the leading hangout spots of Mafia thugs! So every dime you spend inside an Italian restaurant in Austin allegedly finances crime by Mafia thugs in Central Texas!"; "You claim to be the embodiment of goodness in many ways, yet it's your own selfishness that most people comment on! Had you been more empathetic toward others, you would have terminated these voices ages ago!"; "Remember what your male Italian roommate was telling you back in 2000, when you drove your car past the varsity soccer stadium at UT-Austin with your roommate in the passenger-side front seat! He was completely sure that the cited female Austin High alumnus and cited female Austin High School debate squad member of the 1970s who herself had an Italian surname, definitely has NOTHING to do with your own life circumstances in the year 2000, he politely stated to you with emphasis at that time!"; "Remember what your Italian-citizen male roommate was telling you in 2000 inside your apartment unit near UT-Austin: Italian-Americans are allegedly far too materialistic, in the view of himself and most other Italian citizens, he emphasized to you in person that day in 2000!"; "Remember what your oldest brother was repeatedly telling you on the telephone during long-distance phone calls you made to his and his wife's Austin home from your apartment unit in Sweetwater, Texas, and other West Texan towns: 'All of the criticisms of the gay subculture that you have repeatedly verbalized to your brother and others are also very applicable to yourself (John Kevin McMillan), since you allegedly have each and every one of the vices and immoral-conduct traits that you yourself are alienated and offended by whenever you refer to the gay subculture', your brother repeatedly stated to you on the telephone in very emphatic terms!"; "Every person who has ever become acquainted with you later regrets having met you, John! You have been like a curse to everyone who has ever met you!"; "Many people suspect you of having applied voo-doo (sp?) hexes on various persons of your past! And voo-doo, as you know, is a form of witchcraft! The people of Massachusetts allegedly identified you back in the 1980s as someone who practices witchcraft! You claim you have never read a book about witchcraft, but it's obvious you are an expert in that subject!"; "Numerous heterosexual men have suspected you of being a witch or warlock because they were surprised and alarmed to discover that you had a sexually arousing effect on them when you waited on them as a server, and they later blamed you for having inflicted that 'black magic' of yours on them against their wishes!"; "A lot of heterosexual men who thought they'd be immune to your charms, have themselves been embarrassed to note that their penises became erect when you were in their presence, and they later blamed you for having that temporary physiological effect on themselves! They suspect you of having supernatural powers, a bit like the supernatural powers of the Devil!"; "Austin is an over-sexed city, and you are a misfit here partly because you never have sex and you're prudish! It's inconceivable to nearly all single people of Austin for you to lead a completely celibate life, as you do! It's like that single woman in Pampa, Texas, stated to you in person on her own volition back in 1993 or 1994: You are like someone out of 19th Century Victorian England!"; "You have allegedly corrupted lots of previously-wholesome single men of Texas!"; "Your stated emphasis on mutual-consent non-sexual or platonic personal relationships is infuriating to many people in Austin!"; "Even though you claim that you have a personal policy of yorself NEVER asking anyone to have sex with you at any time during the entire 21st Century of your life, which enhances your platonic credibility with everyone, you feel, the single persons you're attracted to can identify your implied sexual proposition of themselves through your facial expression and mannerisms! It's exactly the same as if you had asked them to have sex with you!"; "A lot of single women experience a wettening of their vaginas around you, and wish you would ask them out on a date!"; "That handsome male customer of yours is too hot for you to handle!"; "Because you talk about sex so much, you should instead pursue a career strictly relating to sex and sexuality! That's your obvious area of expertise, John! You could write pornographic fiction and get it published, or you could apply for a job at 'Playboy' magazine!"; "Your lack of knowledge about human anatomy and about sex is one of the most noteworthy points about you, John! In your entire life, you've had sex far less often than the vast majority of all male high school students of today have had sex! Compared to them, you are very ignorant and inexperienced in regard to sexual matters!"; "That male customer of yours inside Souper Salad workplace is handsome, but he's not 'hot to trot with you', John!"; "That female customer of yours inside your Souper Salad workplace is cute, but she is not 'hot to trot with you', John!"; "A lot of children have learned a lot about sex from listening to your X-rated thought process! No wonder so many parents blame you for having debauched and corrupted their children when those families dine inside your Souper Salad restaurant workplace!"; "Joan Baez, a popular California-based singer famous for her bisexuality, has often hoped you would promote what she regards as being the noble cause of bisexuality!"; "Whenever you talk about world peace, John, it inevitably comes across as a Freudian slip on your part in which you are actually referring to your quest for a 'PIECE of a-s' (obscenity, with the letter 's' having been omitted)! So why don't you sexually penetrate a mutual-consent sex partner in the very near future?"; "All your buffet-restaurant job is really about is introducing you to the theme that waiters and waitresses are like prospective sex servants on display as a human buffet, so to speak, who are each available as submissive sex partners for any customer inside their restaurant workplace who wishes to simply pick up and have one-night stands with that "human buffet option', so to speak!"; "You yourself call to mind the theme of cannibalism, John! Remember that Max Alberts, a self-described unpublished fiction writer in Minneapolis, emphatically stated to you back in the early 1980s, that he knew of some single men in Minneapolis who would 'eat you alive' (sic), as Max Alberts put it emphatically in that phone call he made to you back in 1983 or 1984! Max Alberts, whom you later rejected in writing through a signed legal letter that you wrote and mailed to him in a civil and law-abiding manner, was partly referring to your own innocence, naivetee, and ignorance! But Max Alberts was also alluding to possible criminal-intent toward you by numerous Minneapolis-area single men---criminal intent that Max Alberts was himself possibly aware of at the time!"; "Your own nocturnal dreams during your sleep depict you as being capable of the barbarous crime of cannibalism! In your nocturnal dreams during your sleep, John, you have nibbled on Swedish professional tennis champion Bjorn Borg's penis on numerous occasions, John! And this is physically very painful to the men who are later informed about the content of your nocturnal dreams about them! Also, John, the cannibalism you yourself allegedly practice in your nocturnal dreams during your sleep has allegedly prompted numerous persons around the world to commit the hideous and heinous crime of cannibalism! This means you are yourself blameworthy and should be cited as a
co-defendant for each of the violent and brutal crimes of cannibalism that you have yourself inspired through your nocturnal dreams about cannibalism that have occurred during your sleep!"; "In your nocturnal dreams during your sleep, John, you yourself are often breast-feeding young children and babies! You have quite a maternal streak in you, it seems! You might land a job as a wet-nurse, or some counterpart to it!"; "There has been no employment discrimination against you in Austin, John! All you've been subjected to is DISCERNMENT by employers that don't want to hire white trash like yourself!"; "One of the primary reasons why some single persons and prospective marriage partners trust you, John, is that you have never once infected anyone with a sexually transmitted disease in your entire life! You are also trusted by some single persons and some married persons, too, because you yourself obtain fully-up-to-date and reliable medical test results containing your legal name and birthdate every half-year----test results that always indicate that you yourself are STD-free and HIV-negative!"; "Your (sex-partner) complement (sic) is in the Boston area of Massachusetts, John! So remember what your Souper Salad Braker Lane restaurant general manager Rudy Woolf (sp?) told you back in 2002 when you worked as a server of his at Souper Salad Braker Lane restaurant! Rudy Woolf told you back in 2002 inside your restaurant workplace during working hours for you that he did not believe you had any chance of yourself ever developing a mutual-consent romantic life for yourself in Austin, Texas!"; "Remember what your Souper Salad Lakeline general manager, Rudy Woolf, later told you when he was your general manager at Souper Salad Lakeline several years ago! Rudy Woolf told you during working hours for you that day that he had changed his mind, and that he now felt confident as of that time that you could, in fact, develop a mutual-consent romantic life for yourself in Austin, Texas! This indicates that you DON'T have to move to another metro area, such as San Antonio or Dallas or Houston, in order to develop a mutual-consent romantic life for yourself!"; "Your personal tradition of being medically tested for STDs and the HIV virus every six months reminds many observers of what paid sexual prostitutes do as part of their illicit careers! This is a sign that you are, in fact, a hooker, John!"; "In your dreams about the religion of Judaism, John, you appear to indicate that the Jewish God, Yah-Weh (sp?), is primarily an inspiration for sexual masturbation!"; "Many people say that you have degraded others quite a bit, but that you yourself have NOT been degraded enough! You've gotten off very easy, so far, and many people consider you to be the most over-indulged person in the history of the United States of America!"; "There are lots of female residents on the island of Lesbos who particularly despite you, John!"; "John, you are mistaken in your assumption that all lesbian women want to pursue a hedonistic vacation filled with one-night-stands with a variety of ladies on the island of Lesbos!"; "You should have guessed by now that a Neo-Nazi group based in the European nation of Germany is allegedly the primary corporate source of this project! They seek to exterminate you, John, as if you were a cockroach or insect or a Jewish person that that anti-Semitic and very nasty German group allegedly seeks to eliminate from this planet! That German group has identified you as an undesirable, and they will fight ferociously and viciously until you are yourself killed!"; "This project has lasted longer than World War II, but it's inevitable that you will be subjected to an annihilative nuclear attack on yourself, John! You yourself will suffer the same humiliating fate that Hiroshima residents suffered during World War II!"; "One of the Japanese-American men allegedly most involved in alleged verbal harassment of you and alleged torture of yourself in Austin, Texas, is a cited Austin High School alumnus (a specific individual's name was mentioned to me in those anonymous communications to which I was subjected against my wishes on hundreds of total occasions pver a multi-year period inside my Souper Salad Lakeline restaurant workplace during working hours for me on each of those occasions) who during your childhood himself repeatedly expressed completely unprovoked antipathy toward you on the telephone through his consistently hostile tone of voice immediately after you picked up the phone and said in a friendly voice, 'Hello, McMillans'!"; "Two of the Stephen F. Austin High alumni and former Austin High speech squad colleagues of yours who reportedly have been very disappointed by you, John, are the Italian-American Guarino brothers, David and Michael Guarino of the Austin area! They both wish you had handled this more adroitly and with complete composure and greater erudition and sophistication at all times! Instead, you have been very gauche and ignorant and unenlightened and crude in your response to this project, in their view! And your longstanding refusal to drink any wine, not even the finest wines of Italy, is a major insult to true connossieurs of fine Italian culture, such as the Guarino brothers and their families!"; "John, you claim to be an opponent of the Mafia and of organized crime, yet you have dined on numerous occasions inside Italian restaurants in Austin, and it's obvious that many Italian restaurants through the wines and foods they purchase have alleged financial ties to the Mafia in Italy and in the United States!"; "When you dine out during your leisuretime, John, you should ONLY dine inside your Souper Salad workplace! You can't financially afford to dine in ANY other restaurant of the Austin area during this period of your life! Also, whenever you dine inside OTHER restaurants in the Austin area, you are at risk of yourself being subjected to deliberate alleged food-poisoning by the staff members inside those Austin-area restaurants! Many of the waiters and waitresses and chefs inside THOSE Austin-area restaurants, and especially the restaurants that serve alcohol, are quite hostile toward you, John! They regard you as being too anti-gay and anti-lesbian, and too critical of the alcohol community as well as too critical of the illicit-drug subculture in Austin! A lot of restaurant waiters frequently consume marijuana during their leisuretime, and they hate your anti-drug religious beliefs and your moral-tyrant crusades! They also hate your prudishness and long-time celibacy, since most waiters are not at all prudish and are very sexually active! They regard it as very pathetic on your part, and proof that you're paranoid, that you yourself have never once had sex anyhwere in the Austin area of Texas on any occasion since 1979!"; "John, you claim that you have never in your entire life ever once lain a hand on anyone with impropriety or incivility! But there are numerous current residents of the Austin area of Texas who are each prepared to testify in a court of law against you that you allegedly grabbed them, you allegedly pinched them without their prior permission or consent, you allegedly pounced on them without their permission, and you allegedly physically assaulted them! You claim that all of this is completely false allegations, but each of these witnesses have each turned State's Witnesses and will tesify in a court of law in Austin, Texas, that you allegedly physically abused them or physically harased them or allegedly raped them!"; "John, one of the primary reasons why the managers of Italian restaurants in Austin don't want you dining there, is because it would increase the risk of some Mafia thug suddenly entering that restaurant and gunning you down in the middle of your $2 Italian meatballs and water meal!"; "Keep in mind, John, that during your days as the UT-Austin administration-beat reporter for 'The Daily Texan' student newspaper on the UT-Austin campus, a 'Daily Texan' reporter colleague of yours, Margaret Watson, did a photo-essay on you, featuring a shared dining experience with you inside Les Amis restaurant, in which you were depicted as stuffing your face with food and she quoted you as confessing to her that you yourself are a yellow journalist at heart, since you secretly enjoy pursuing sensational scandal stories for 'The Daily Texan' about alleged impropriety nd alleged violations of the law by cited UT-Austin administrators during that time period! And that photo essay also featured a photo of yourself she requested in which you were asked to speak to a male X-rated adult book store manager along Guadaulpe Street. That photo, as you know, related to a previously assigned published think-piece about pornography that you agreed to write for 'The Daily Texan', a story for which you had been instructed by your 'Daily Texan' special-supplement dining and entertainment-issue editor, Mr. Gene Ashlock, to yourself primarily write a review of the X-rated pornographic movies being shown at the Texas Theatre situated along Guadalupe Street across the street from the UT-Austin campus!"; "You definitely are NOT among the most lovable men of Texas!"; "You definitely ARE NOT among the most lovable men of the Austin area of Texas!"; "You should be doing a lot more than you are to celebrate and promote Texan culure and celebrate and promote Austin cultural life on a year-round basis!"; "Your internal thoughts have been published on a frequent basis, so you will inevitably be apologizing publicly for thoughts of yours that offended a cited subculture, such as the gay community, the lesbian community, the Hispanic community, the Jewish community, and the African-American community!"; "It's noteworthy that former State Rep. Wilhelmina Delco of Austin declined your offer when you made a personal phone call to her and her husband's home in which you invited her and her husband to meet you for breakfast and friendly conversation in a restaurant in Austin!"; "If you knew more about this project, you would be sending thank-you cards to thousands of persons! You would never have any time left over for doing anything else, since you owe thank you cards to so many persons who have generously befriended you! Your lack of gratitude has been shocking to many!"; "You are a mental defective, and as you know, John, Nazi Germany in the 1930s and 1940s did pursue an aggressive campaign to rid that European nation of as many mental defectives and other handicapped persons as was possible! Since the USA of today has apparently been compared to Nazi Germany by one male relative of yours, possibly you will be at risk of yourself being executed by the U.S. Government based on your being publicly labeled as a 'mental defective' and cited 'handicapped person'!"; "Some eugenicists cite you as an example of a genetically inferior person who should never have been born in the first place! Had proper eugenics been practiced in the United States, someone with your own inferior genetic information identity, John, would NEVER have inflicted yourself on this entire nation!"; "The United States of America has been under siege by yourself for decades! You are a long-time public nuisance and terroristic threat to this entire nation!"; "If you had more of a work ethic, John, you would follow your oldest brother's repeated career-related advice to you that you should pursue on-the-job work duties for a paying employher seven days per week, every day of the year, as he himself has been doing for many years, he repeatedly emphasized to you on the telephone during the late 1990s and early 21st Century! But you insist on taking a day or two off each week in order to rest, and that points to your lack of industriousness and deplorable indolence on our part!"; "Whenever professional or varsity collegiate athletics squads from Texas compete in other U.S. states or other nations, they encounter lots of hostility from sports fans in other states and other nations! Some or much of that hostility comes from sports fans in other states and nations who claim that the state of Texas has significantly wronged yourself and tortured you in a very sadistic manner!"; "John, try to follow the traditional advice that American parents offer to their children: Children should be seen, and not heard! You yourself should be more like a child in that way! You should focus on making a good visual presentation, and refrain from yourself ever talking, as much as possible! As soon as you open your mouth, John, others immediately lower their estimation of you very dramatically!"; "John, you have been re-classified by the State of Texas as a child, and you have to guess which person or group of persons have been granted parental status in regard to yourself! That cited 'parent' of yours controls all aspects of your life, and you have no legal means of lawfully excluding that person from your own life as soon as possible!"; "Many have compared you to a bad boy or a naughty boy! You should get spanked, as the primary response from others that you deserve! You should get spanked, and then put in state prison here in Texas as an inmate!"; "Many expect you to accept an inevitable teaching job offer to yourself from Haverford College in Haverford, Pennsylvania, even though you yourself strongly support court-ordered capital punishment for either homicide or attempted homicide, so you would feel very uncomfortable with Quaker ideology and values for that and other reasons!"; "Many Texans expect you to sdon become a faculty member at Texas A&M University in College Station! Your emphasis on law-enforcement is more compatible with Aggies than with Texas Longhorns! And after all, John, your high school color was maroon, and your high school varsity football squad was called the Marooons! So it's only natural that you'd join Aggieland, where the color maroon reigns!"; "No one is expecting you to want to remain in the Austin area after the voices finally do end! The hope has been that if these voices continue for a long enough period, Austin businesses will get all the money out of this that they seek, and the streets of Austin, Texas, will all be paved with gold at some future point! Austin will turn into the fabled Machu Pichu (sp?) of the Incans of South America!"; "Mrs. Buck---the OTHER first-grade teacher at Eanes Elementary School of Eanes ISD in Westlake Hills, Texas, and the first-grade teacher whom you did NOT have as your first-grade homeroom teacher, since you had the kindly Mrs. Robinson instead---has often felt like paddling you, John! Mrs. Buck has been outraged by your handling of this project! And today, your sister, who repeatedly complained about Mrs. Buck during your sister's first-grade year at Eanes Elementary School in Westlake Hills, Texas, now agrees with Mrs. Buck's heavy emphasis on disciplining her students! Your sister now considers herself to be an admirer of Mrs. Buck's teaching style!"; "Your customers inside your Souper Salad workplace remind us of cattle grazing! And many of your customers at Souper Salad Lakeline are so huge and morbidly obese that they resemble cattle!"; "John, just because no one has ever seen you physically violent toward anyone doesn't mean that you are non-violent! It only means that no one has ever SEEN you when you WERE being physically violent toward another human being, John! It's obvious from your internal thought process that you are allegedly a violent criminal!"; "Many Quaker gentlemen are particularly critical of you! They point out that they show as much physical restraint toward others as you yourself do, and they also fervently oppose capital punishment, which Quakers view as a form of murder ordered by the government!"; "John, many people have compared you to Margaret Trudeau, the wife of the Prime Minister of Canada who devoted many years of her life to trying to find herself, as she put it! You are every bit as self-absorbed and narcissistic as Margaret Trudeau was!"; "The country you're expected to emigrate to is Canada, John! Isn't it obvious to you that many of the people you encounter in the Austin area, including coworkers of yours, appear to be Canadian! It's just a matter of time before you will be gazing at Canadian geese as one of your leading pastimes in Canada! But your alcohol-free emphasis will NOT be popular among Canadians! They consume lots of alcohol in Canada because they see that as a way of staying warm during the wintertime!"; "The U.S. state of Kansas has actually been among the U.S. states that has been the most fair toward your own prevailingly critical vantage point toward the so-called gay subculture, and your own acknowledged incompatibility with the gay and lesbian subcultures! Marsha Pankewicz of Austin, an Austin High alumnus who is the very talented daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Mike Panckewicz, did herself move to Kansas, and Marsha seems to like it there. So you might also consider moving to the midwestern state of Kansas, John. Kansas would be a very rare U.S. state that would NOT persecute you for yourself leading a lawfully heterophiliacal and accompanying pro-masculine-male lifestyle!"; "John, you will always be famous in Central Texas for having been publicly labeled 'Johnny Wadd McMillan' by colleagues of yours at 'The Daily Texan' in a 'Daily Texan' article published back in 1978! As you know, John, your 'Daily Texan' student newspaper colleagues dubbed you with that risque nickname comparimg you to Johnny Wadd Holmes, the famous male porno movie star, despite your having been completely celibate on a 24-hour-a-day, seven-day-a-week-basis throughout the entire approximately two-year period in which you attended and graduated from The University of Texas at Austin as an undergraduate student!"; etc.

The three Souper Salad workplaces where I pursued work duties for which I was paid at a gross hourly wage of $2.13 per hour by my San Antonio-based employer during the applicable multi-month time period are:
(1) Souper Salad Lakeline, or Souper Salad Store 93, is situated at 11066 Pecan Park Boulevard near Lakeline Mall. That Souper Salad restaurant is situated within the city limits of Austin, Texas, in a section of Austin lying inside Williamson County, Texas.
(2)Souper Salad Highland restaurant, or Souper Salad Store 18, is situated in Austin proper at 6700 Middle Fiskville Road near Highland Mall;
(3) Souper Salad Round Rock, or Souper Salad Store 74. Souper Salad Store 74 is situated at a shopping center in Round Rock, Texas, near Interstate Highway 35.