Drug-Sniffing dog should greet White House visitors

During the Obama Administration that begins next month, I am very hopeful that President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama will insist on having a drug-sniffing dog stationed inside the White House at all times.
A canine CIA agent, one could say.
That proposed official White House Drug-Sniffing Dog, to be named by President Obama and his wife and children, would be expected to greet (and, of course, sniff over and fully scrutinize) any and all persons entering the White House.
One intent of that official year-round "White House Drug-Sniffing Dog" would be to promulgate the message to this entire nation that the Obama Administration is very adamantly opposed to any and all consumption or possession or sale of illicit drugs.
Anyone "caught" with any quantity of any illicit drug in the lobby of the White House by that drug-sniffing dog, would be automatically arrested, even if that guest was a diplomat for a foreign country or a cabinet-level secretary or a visiting head of state from a foreign country.
In this way, President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama can very dramatically assure the entire world that the Obama Administration is determined to win the global battle against illicit drugs as soon as possible.
It is particularly crucial that Obama make that kind of public year-round statement, partly because the number of American citizens who voted for him and who were themselves either illicit drug addicts or illicit-drug dealers at the time of the general election, must have numbered in the millions.
"It's a well-kept secret that Barack Obama won the illicit-drug-addict vote and illicit-drug dealer vote by huge margins in the most recent Presidential election," as a candid Democratic Party strategist would no doubt confess in his private diaries.
Let us not forget, too, that millions of Americans, even today, still associate our nation's capital with deranged political leaders sponsoring scandalous cocaine parties.
Millions of Americans, myself among them, still feel disgraced, even today, by the hideously perverse manner in which then-District of Columbia Mayor Marion Barry, an African-American gentleman, turned his entire capital city of our nation into a virtual drug den for the cocaine-crazed.
There is every hope that President Obama will prove to our entire nation that his own conduct in elective office stands vehemently opposed to the cocaine-corrupt style that Mayor Barry exhibited.
President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama may even want to sponsor a "White House Conference on Prevention of Illicit Drug Scandals in American Politics," or some similarly titled public symposium.
There is every hope, too, that President Obama will someday invite either former Mayor Barry or a relative or friend of Mayor Barry to attend the unveiling of a new Anti-Drug Statue, such as a statue honoring one of the leading opponents of illicit drug consumption in American society. That inspirational public statue could be situated on federally-owned property as close as possible to the White House.