DISTRICT 10 AUSTIN CITY COUNCIL MEMBER ALISON ALTER, A SELF-IDENTIFIED 'REFORM' POLITICIAN, THIS MONDAY HONORED A REQUEST FROM CITY MANAGER'S OFFICE THAT SHE NOT PROVIDE MYSELF, A LAW-ABIDING GAINFULLY EMPLOYED CONSTITUENT OF HERS, WITH A WRITTEN ASSURANCE THAT SHE SUPPORTS FREEDOM FROM CRIME FOR ME INSIDE MY LOCKED PRIVATE BEDROOM OF MY BOLT-LOCKED RENTAL APARTMENT UNIT IN DISTRICT 10

To: Mr. Osiel Rivera, Assistant to District 10 Austin City Council Member Dr. Alison Alter in City Hall in downtown Austin, Texas, with your office phone number there of (512) 978-2110.

Monday, January 30, 2017

Dear Osiel,

This is to politely remind you that you informed me on the telephone at 4:13 p.m. today from your City Hall office that Council Member Alter has decided against sending me a reply letter assuring me in writing that Dr. Alter supports freedom from crime for myself inside my locked private bedroom of my bolt-locked rental apartment in the district of Austin (District 10) that she herself primarily represents and serves.

"We've been actually told to direct you to (the Crisis Intervention Team of the) APD (Austin Police Department)", you stated (exact or near-exact quote).

When I politely asked you in our phone conversation this afternoon if you would please tell me the name of the individual who apparently gave orders to Council Member Alter on that, you replied that an individual employed in the "City Manager's Office" here in Austin, Texas, had sent your office an e-mail today which made that request of Dr. Alter.

Also in our phone conversation this afternoon, you declined to state the name of the person employed in the City Manager's Office who sent an e-mail earlier today to Council Member Alter, apparently requesting that Dr. Alter decline to reply to my question of whether Dr. Alter supports freedom from crime for me inside my locked private bedroom of my current rental apartment unit in Austin.

Osiel, you also mentioned to me on the phone this afternoon that because my own cited situation involves a "ongoing case" (exact quote), you stated, this is the reason cited by the Austin City Manager's Office for requesting that I myself contact the APD Crisis Intervention Team about the alleged continuous-and-still-continuing-daily-and-year-round-and-multi-year-alleged-personal-injury-crimes-and-anal-rape-crimes-and-sleep-ruination-harassment-crimes-and-injurious-and-allegedly-illegal-medical-services-infliction crimes case in which I myself continue to be the teetotaling, longtime-celibate-by-choice, single-by-choice, lifelong-non-Christian-by-choice, Anglo adult male self-identified victim on a daily basis inside my own locked private bedroom of my current apartment unit in District 10.

For the record, I did politely emphasize to you on the phone this afternoon that in a democratic system such as the United States claims to currently be, a member of a city council has the legal authority to publicly raise questions in regard to whether the municipal law-enforcement agency serving that city is, in fact, doing its job properly, I pointed out.

I also mentioned to you in our phone conversation this afternoon that it would be very improper and flagrantly illegal for a cited "mental health unit" or "CIT Unit" of a municipal law-enforcement agency to be involved in alleged possible obstruction of justice through alleged failure to properly acknowledge and then share with actual crime investigators any and all actual crime evidence that that CIT unit ever receives from a self-identified crime victim.

I hope that this follow-up letter is helpful.

Sincerely and Best Wishes,


John Kevin McMillan, a criminal-law complainant ever since late April 2011, in particular, in an alleged continuous-felony-personal-injury-crimes case for which APD has still, to this very day, chosen not to arrest any crime suspect at any time.

My home address ever since late September 2015:
Village Oaks Apartments (a very large apartment complex reportedly owned and managed by Northland, a for-profit corporation that is itself headquartered in Newton, Mass.), 10926 Jollyville Rd., Bldg. 9, Apt. 902, Austin, Texas, 78759.
Home phone: (512) 342-2295.
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DISTRICT 49 STATE REP. GINA HINOJOSA OF AUSTIN ON JANUARY 28, 2017, POLITELY ACCEPTS A PUBLIC-POLICY RECOMMENDATION FROM MY ONE-MEMBER (MYSELF, ONLY) AND NON-CHRISTIAN 'PROGRESSIVE PROHIBITIONIST RELIGION'

On Saturday, January 28, 2017 7:41 AM, John McMillan wrote:

Dear District 49 State Representative Hinojosa of Austin,

I have not received any reply letter from you so far in your new position of leadership in which you are also my duly-elected state lawmaker in the Texas House in Austin. However, I definitely welcome any reply e-mail notes or reply letters or phone calls from you at any time during the current session of the Texas Legislature.

Best Wishes to you, Rep. Hinojosa, as you strive very diligently to prepare proposed new legislation for the Texas House of Representatives of the Texas Legislature.

As President and only current approved member of the quality-of-life-minded and public-safety-minded, non-proselytizing, factually-focused and implicitly-deistic, non-atheistic, Progressive Prohibitionist Religion, I am very hopeful that you will sponsor or author new legislation this session of the Texas Legislature that:

provides funding to the Texas Education Agency for preparation and distribution to each public high school in Texas of a new educational documentary-style film that is focused on providing factual information that helps high school students to avoid being victimized by an accident that injures them.

As I'm sure you are very aware based on your prior experience as a member of the Austin Independent School District Board of Trustees, the per-capita incidence of Texan high school students sustaining accidents, including motor-vehicle accidents and accidents while walking up or down the stairways of public high schools, is alarmingly high. And many of those accidents cause medical injuries requiring treatment in an emergency medical-care facility such as a hospital.

As you are no doubt very know, accidents are currently one of the leading causes of death for high school students in Texas. Prevention of accidents by high school students throughout our state can truly be a life-saver for many younger Texans and their families.

My Progressive Prohibitionist Religion believes that every public high school in Texas should be required to present an Accident-Prevention-theme documentary film or educational film to all students of that high school.

The film could be accompanied by a pop quiz and discussion period in which counselors, physical-education teachers, other teachers, and administrators from each public high school invite questions and offer factual answers. The intent of the discussion period would be to remind students that all of the counselors, teachers, and administrators of their campus are acting as a team that diligently strives to help protect the safety of those students.

This factual film and discussion time immediately afterward in the same high school auditorium will not only help to save lives throughout our state, but will also remind high school students to take their own lives and their own medical health very, very seriously.

The proposed TEA-sponsored film could emphatically warn high school students that if they pursue any illegal or high-risk activity such as consuming drinking-alcohol as minors or consuming illicit drugs or pursuing an involvement with an illicit youth gang or skate-boarding in a roadway with motor-vehicle traffic, their risk of having an accident that injures themselves or others is significantly increased.

I hope to hear from you soon on whether you agree with me on the need for a mandatory-attendance accident-prevention-theme educational film for any and all public high school students in Texas.

Sincerely and Best Wishes,


John Kevin McMillan, president of the one-member-only (myself) and non-Christian, quality-of-life-minded and public-safety-minded Progressive Prohibitionist Religion.
My home address: Village Oaks Apartments, 10926 Jollyville Rd., Building 9, Apt. 902, Austin, TX 78759.
My home phone: (512) 342-2295.
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THE ONE QUESTION FROM A CONSTITUENT THAT CONTINUES TO STUMP AND BAFFLE AND PERPLEX HARVARD UNIVERSITY-TRAINED AUSTIN CITY COUNCIL MEMBER ALISON ALTER: 'DO YOU SUPPORT FREEDOM FROM CRIME FOR MYSELF INSIDE MY LOCKED PRIVATE BEDROOM OF MY BOLT-LOCKED APARTMENT UNIT IN THE DISTRICT THAT YOU REPRESENT AND SERVE?'

District 10 Austin City Council member Alison Alter, who has been in elective office for nearly one month, has chosen ever since January 12, 2017---when I first politely contacted her City Hall office by telephone to pose that question to her---NOT to send any reply letter or e-mail reply of any type to myself that offers her own answer to the above-cited one total public-policy question.

Osiel Rivera, a temporary assistant to Council Member Alter in her City Hall office, did state to me on the telephone on Monday, January 23, 2017, at about 4:56 p.m. that Kurt Cadenas, reportedly the very first permanent staff member whom Council Member Alter has hired for her City Hall office, will himself be sending me an e-mail reply letter this week in response to the cited question from myself.

As of Friday, January 27, at 10:38 a.m., no e-mail letter or letter or return phone call to myself from Kurt Cadenas--or from Council Member Alter or any other staff member of hers---has, in fact, been sent or made.

Dr. Alter, who holds a PhD in Political Economy and Government from Harvard University in Cambridge, Mass., was reportedly sworn into her new elective office as Austin City Council District 10 representative on January 6, 2017, according to an "Austin American-Statesman" online report.

I myself am a law-abiding, gainfully employed, always-sober, single adult male constituent of Council Member Alter, and I have lived in northwest Austin as a tax-paying and apartment-rent-paying resident on a continuous and uninterrupted basis ever since August 2001.

Throughout the month-long period immediately before Dr. Alison Alter assumed elective office on January 6, 2017, I sent her numerous e-mail messages at her political campaign's official e-mail address of "info@alisonalter.com", that each referred to my being a victim of alleged personal injury crimes on a daily and year-round and continuing basis inside my locked private bedroom of my bolt-locked rental apartment unit in District 10.

The first message of that type, which I sent to then-Candidate Alison Alter on Dec 5, 2016, bore the following subject heading: '12-5-16 possible new angle for APD on alleged continuous-anal-rape-crimes case'.

During the campaign, Candidate Alter chose not to send me any reply letter or make any phone call to me at any time in response to any of the numerous e-mail letters I wrote and sent to her about myself being a self-identified victim of alleged felony crimes allegedly occurring on a frequent and daily and year-round basis in District 10 of the city of Austin.

AUSTIN POLICE DEPARTMENT SENIOR POLICE OFFICER JAMES TURNER PROMPTS A FOLLOW-UP E-MAIL LETTER TO HIMSELF, BELOW, AFTER HIS AND APD OFFICER GAINES' UNANNOUNCED VISIT TO MY RENTAL APARTMENT UNIT IN NORTHWEST AUSTIN ON THE MORNING OF JANUARY 23, 2017

On Tuesday, January 24, 2017 11:54 PM, John McMillan wrote:

"To: Austin Police Department-designated 'Liaison to myself (John Kevin McMillan of Austin)' and APD Senior Police Officer James Turner, with you yourself being a cited APD 'mental health officer' and reportedly distinguished and reportedly honorable alumnus of Texas State University of San Marcos, Texas, who is yourself currently employed as a member of the APD 'Crisis Intervention Team' in Austin, Texas, with your official APD phone number being: (512) 854-3444.


"January 24, 2017


"Dear Officer Turner,


"This is a follow-up note to your and APD CIT Unit Officer Gaines' joint unannounced Monday morning visit yesterday to my and my one total official roommate's two-bedroom, two-bathroom rental apartment unit, Apartment 902 at Village Oaks Apartments.

"The APD case report number on your joint on-duty APD visit with me this Monday, September 23, 2017, is: APD Case or Incident Report Number 17-0230609.

"During your official visit this Monday, you provided me in person inside my private bedroom with that cited APD Report ID number after you obtained that information for me in my presence by yourself making a phone call to an APD staff member.

"During that on-duty APD visit, you (APD Badge Number 5980) and APD Officer Gaines (Badge Number 4039) spoke with me inside the living room area of this apartment and, later, inside my new private bedroom (I had moved into the smaller bedroom of this unit in early January 2017) from about 10:45 a.m. Monday (yesterday), January 23, until about 11 a.m. Monday (yesterday).

"As you know, APD Officer Turner, during your joint on-duty APD official visit into my bedroom this Monday morning on an off-duty day for me, I stated to you and your colleague, APD Officer Gaines, that the problem of my being subjected against my wishes to alleged personal-injury-crimes and alleged anal-rape-crimes and alleged medically injurious 'medical' services (unwanted and unauthorized nasal inhalants, oral inhalants, unwanted liquids allegedly forced into my body during my sleep) and alleged sleep-interruption-harassment crimes that I very emphatically DO NOT WANT and DID NOT AUTHORIZE, has continued for me on a daily basis throughout all of January 2017 thus far, inside my locked private bedroom during periods when I am lying alone unconscious (and I ALWAYS sleep ALONE on a bed I myself own, and I generally snore when I sleep) inside my locked private bedroom.

"Officer Turner, I hereby again politely emphasize to you in writing that I insist on asserting my legal and human right to myself, John Kevin McMillan of Austin, Texas, press criminal charges through the Austin Police Department and any other public law-enforcement agency with jurisdiction, for that matter, against any and all persons who allegedly have been physically present inside my locked private bedroom of my apartment during periods when I myself was asleep and lying unconscious on my own bed, and, I might add, against any and all persons who allegedly may have paid individuals to either 'hide' inside my private bedroom or break into my locked bedroom during my sleeping hours in a context when I am, in fact, asleep and unconscious. 

"Those types of alleged felony home-invasion crimes are very emphatically and consistently OPPOSED by me, as I'm sure you yourself are very aware at this point.

"As you know, Officer Turner, I am a gainfully employed, longtime celibate-by-choice, single-by-choice, permanently alcohol-free (ever since 1990) and always-sober, dependably civil and law-abiding and vigilant and honest and psychologically healthy and intelligent, very honorable, implicitly deistic and religiously independent and non-atheistic, lifelong-non-Christian, non-Judaistic, non-Unitarian gentleman.

"I might add with emphasis that I have been completely celibate throughout any and all of my own conscious or waking hours ever since and including the day when I moved in August 2001 to northwest Austin from the UT-Austin campus area, where I had resided in an efficiency apartment along Leon Street near what is sometimes called 'Fraternity Row' from December 1997 until August 2001.

"ANY AND ALL DNA EVIDENCE AT ANY TIME SINCE AUGUST 2001, FOR INSTANCE, THAT IS EVER OBTAINED FROM FORENSIC DNA SWABS OF MY OWN ANAL CAVITY OR BUTTOCKS OR MOUTH OR GENITALS OR HIPS, AND THAT IDENTIFIES A PERSON OTHER THAN MYSELF, IS VERY COMPELLING CRIMINAL-LAW EVIDENCE IN A COURT OF LAW IN AUSTIN, TEXAS, THAT I WAS, IN FACT, SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY THAT ALLEGED CRIMINAL PERSON, REGARDLESS OF HIS OR HER AGE, SEXUAL IDENTITY, GENDER IDENTITY, CITED SOCIOECONOMIC STATUS, RACIAL IDENTITY, ETHNIC IDENTITY, 'RELIGIOUS' IDENTITY, POLITICAL IDENTITY, OR CITED OR CLAIMED 'RELATION' TO ME OF ANY TYPE...."

MY ADVICE TO THOSE CENTRAL TEXANS WHO ARE, IN FACT, LAW-ABIDING AND HONEST AND CONSCIENTIOUS AND VIGILANT, AN ADMITTEDLY RARE GROUP OF PERSONS IN THIS METRO AREA

The next time you meet someone who states to you that he is a current or recovering alcoholic and you yourself are NOT a recovering alcoholic or current alcoholic, think twice before you agree to become a friend of or room with that individual.


The next time you meet someone who states that he is HIV-positive and leads a "sexually active" lifestyle, and you yourself are HIV-negative and celibate, you should know that the federal government and City of Austin cannot require you to associate with that individual in your own personal life or religious life or home life.

The next time you meet someone who states to you that he does not agree with your personal belief that individuals who are HIV-positive should be required by law to lead a completely celibate lifestyle, you should think twice before you even consider agreeing to become a personal friend or personal acquaintance or roommate of the former person.

The next time you meet an adult person who states to you that he or she permitted another human being to physically beat or physically whip himself or herself during his or her own conscious or waking hours, and that he himself never filed a criminal-law complaint against that violent person, and you yourself have never at any time in your entire adult life ever once permitted anyone to physically beat or physically whip yourself on any occasion during your own conscious or waking hours, with the additional point that you yourself will definitely file criminal charges against anyone who ever at any time inflicts any such bodily injury on you during your conscious or waking hours at any time during your own adult life, keep in mind that the Texas Legislature fully acknowledges your own legal right to NOT associate during your own off-duty hours with any such masochistic and self-destructive and deplorably passive and meek self-identified "S&M participant" or self-identified "victim" who refuses to press charges against his or her victimizer.

The next time you meet someone who states that he or she participates in "anonymous sex" on a frequent basis, and you yourself do not participate in anonymous sex, keep in mind that you are not legally required by any federal or state or local law to yourself associate with that individual in your personal life or religious life, and you are not required to room with that individual, either.

The next time you meet someone who states that he or she participates in "anonymous communications" that violate the privacy rights of the individual being subjected to those communications against his wishes, and you yourself DO NOT participate in any such anonymous communications in your own life, remember that the Bill of Rights Freedom of Association clause contains the corollary Freedom of Non-Association implicit in that clause of the Bill of Rights of the U.S. Constitution.

The next time you meet someone who states or indicates that he would never contact the Austin Police Department or Travis County Sheriff's Office at any time to report any evidence of possible felony crimes that he has observed in Austin or Travis County, and you yourself DO consistently contact your local law-enforcement agency with jurisdiction to report felony crime evidence you directly observe or hear rumors about, remember that you as a vigilant Central Texan cannot be required to associate in your off-duty hours with a NON-vigilant Central Texan who himself apparently opposes law-enforcement or is too cowardly and passive and meek to ever call the police.

The next time you meet someone who states that he supports and endorses thought-control projects that are inflicted on a person against his wishes, and you yourself very emphatically OPPOSE thought-control projects, please know that neither Travis County Government nor Williamson County Government in Central Texas, nor any municipal government in Central Texas, require that you associate during your off-duty hours with any person who supports and endorses thought-control projects.

The next time you meet someone who states to you that he is intolerant toward any and all verbalized and attributable criticism, regardless of the specific content of that criticism, of the city of Austin, Travis County, the state of Texas, a cited educational institution in Travis County, the "black community" as it is often called, the "Hispanic community", the "gay-lesbian-transsexual-bisexual community", the "Jewish community", the "Italian-American community", the "Catholic Church" or any other religious group or ethnic group, a foreign nation such as Israel or Russia or Mexico, and you yourself welcome---as part of a vigorous and robust Freedom of Speech and Freedom of Religion tradition in the USA---any and all lawfully-expressed and non-anonymous, fully attributable criticism of any subculture or entity or person or group of persons anywhere in the entire world, rest assured that the United States Congress and Texas Legislature and U.S. Constitution Bill of Rights fully support your legal right to NOT associate during your own off-duty hours with any such repressively censorious individual.

The next time you meet someone who states that he participates in knowingly or deliberately fraudulent communications that are being inflicted on another person against the latter's wishes, and you yourself diligently refrain from participating in conduct of that type, keep in mind that the Texas Legislature does NOT legally require you during your off-duty hours to associate with the former individual.

The next time you meet someone who states that he participates in stalking of or spying on someone who has rejected himself, and you yourself do NOT participate in stalking of or spying on anyone who has rejected you, rest assured that the Texas Legislature has never approved any law that restricts your own ability to exclude the former individual from your own life.



to be continued.

DISTRICT 10 AUSTIN CITY COUNCIL MEMBER ALISON ALTER'S VERY FIRST PERMANENT STAFF MEMBER, POLICY AIDE KURT CADENAS, IS EXPECTED TO SEND ME A REPLY E-MAIL LETTER IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS ON WHETHER COUNCIL MEMBER ALTER SUPPORTS FULL FREEDOM FROM CRIME FOR ME INSIDE MY LOCKED PRIVATE BEDROOM OF MY BOLT-LOCKED TWO-BEDROOM APARTMENT UNIT IN NORTHWEST AUSTIN

At about 5 p.m. Monday, January 23, 2017, Osiel Rivera, a temporary assistant to the new District 10 Austin City Council Member, Dr. Alison Alter, offered me the above-cited assurance on the telephone from Alter's City Hall office in downtown Austin.

Specifically, Osiel Rivera stated to me that he will very promptly ask Kurt Cadenas, the first permanent staff member whom Dr. Alter has hired for her City Hall office, to write and send me an e-mail letter in the next few days that responds in writing to the one above-cited question from myself, District 10 resident John Kevin McMillan of northwest Austin.

Council Member Alter was sworn into office on January 6, 2017 --- some 18 days ago --- after she won a December 13, 2016, run-off election in her bid to unseat District 10 Council member incumbent Sheri Gallo. 

As of late Monday afternoon, January 23, Dr. Alter still had not hired a chief of staff for her District 10 City Hall office, Osiel Rivera stated to me on the telephone at about 5 p.m. Monday.

In flyers she issued during her campaign for City Council, Alter repeatedly emphasized that she would provide a dependable voice for Democratic Party members in opposing many of President Donald Trump's policies, she stated. Alter also repeatedly emphasized in her  flyers that she herself would provide integrity and avoid conflicts of interest if elected to the City Council.

Alter, the mother of two young children, is herself reportedly married to a University of Texas at Austin professor.

Council Member Alter, who began her duties early this month, reportedly herself holds a PhD in Political Economy and Government from Harvard University in Cambridge, Massachusetts. 

Her undergraduate degree in Public Policy was reportedly from Stanford University in northern California.

Dr. Alter reportedly is originally from the Chicago area of Illinois.

SOME PROPOSED POSSIBLE TOPICS FOR WHITE HOUSE CONFERENCES THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP SHOULD CONSIDER SPONSORING DURING HIS TENURE AS HEAD OF STATE:

(1) A White House Conference on Renewable Energy Development.

(2) A White House Conference on Promoting Civility in American Life.

(3) A White House Conference on Promotion of Honorable Youth Groups.

(4) White House Conference on Full and Immediate Nationwide Conversion to the Metric System.

(5) White House Conference on Trash-Items Recycling Recovery Promotion.

(6) White House Conference on Promotion of Random-Drug Testing at Workplaces.

(7) White House Conference on the Importance of Long-Term Planning for American society and the federal government.

(8) White House Conference on Promoting Honesty in American Society.

(9) White House Conferenence on Deterrence of Fraudulent Communications.

(10) White House Conference on Dental Decay Prevention.

(11) White House Conference on Early-Childhood Education.

(12) White House Conference on Promotion of a Canadian-American Cultural Alliance.

(13) White House Conference on Promotion of Lifelong-Education Skills and Pursuits.

(14) White House Conference on Promotion of Educational Television and Radio Programming.

(15) White House Conference on Promotion of Geographical Intelligence by All Americans.

(16) White House Conference on Promotion of Fragrant Indoor Gardening In American Households.

(17) White House Conference on How to Promote a Nationwide Increase the Number of Categories of Trash Items That Get Recycled.

(18) White House Conference on Promoting Greater Crime-Fighting Vigilance by Private Citizens in the USA.

(19) White House Conference on Promotion of Creative Hobbies and Pastimes.

(20)  White House Conference on Promotion of Bilingualism in American Society.

(21) White House Conference on Deterrence of Inter-generational Exploitation of Younger Persons.

(22) White House Conference on Deterrence of Profanity in Everyday Speech.

(23) White House Conference on Deterrence of Continuous Personal Injury Crimes.

(24) White House Conference on Promotion of Courageous Whistle-Blowing in American Society.

(25) White House Conference on Promotion of Lifelong Sports in American Society.

(26) White House Conference on Deterrence of Organized Crime.

(27) White House Conference on Promotion of Binational Friendships.

(28) White House Conference on Promoting Musical Alternatives that exclude the Piano and Electric Guitar.

PROMOTING EXCELLENCE IN THE AMERICAN ECONOMY--NOT JUST JOBS, BUT JOBS INVOLVING A PRODUCT OR SERVICE THAT IS TRULY EXCELLENT

In response to United States President Donald Trump's many statements about seeking to create more jobs inside this country:

WOULDN'T IT ALSO MAKE SENSE TO DO MORE TO PROMOTE EXCELLENCE IN THE PRODUCTS AND SERVICES THAT COMPANIES IN THE UNITED STATES ACTUALLY MANUFACTURE OR OFFER?

One fine example of this, I realized this Friday night, is the Boar's Head-brand "Kalmata Olive Tapenade" hummus.

Eating Greek olives is very good for your cardiovascular health. And this product is truly delicious, I noted with pleasure tonight inside the kitchen of my apartment unit.

I also like the fact that according to the New York City-based distributor of this tasty hummus item, one serving of Kalmata Olive Tapenade Hummus contains 3 grams of monosaturated fats, 1.5 grams of polyunsaturated fat, and only 0.5 gram of saturated fat. All of that helps to explain why this is a heart-heathy brand of hummus.

This hummus product contains no cholesterol, the Nutrition Facts label on the container also points out.

Another convincing response to President Trump's heavy emphasis on jobs per se in the United States can be found in a delicious and healthful food product from Canada that I recently tasted for the first time that I can currently recall.

If lots of Americans purchase this Canadian food product, I feel very confident that a beneficial "multiplier benefit" to the economy will occur in both Canada and in the United States---Canada's only neighboring nation to the south.

This Canadian food product is called "WowButter" and is being marketed as a cited alternative to "peanut butter" in which "whole toasted soy" is the leading ingredient.

Advantages to this soy butter being manufactured in the Canadian province of Ontario include:

---9 grams of polyunsaturated fat per serving.

---7.5 grams of Omega-6 per serving.

---1.5 grams of Omega-3 per serving.

---0 milligrams of cholesterol per serving..

---only 8 grams of carbohydrates per serving..

---4 grams of dietary fiber per serving.

---only 100 milligrams of sodium per serving.

---only 4 grams of sugar per serving.

----7 grams of protein per serving.

----contains in each serving 6 percent of the U.S. Government-recommended minimum daily quantity of iron.

PROPOSED REVISION OF MY OWN LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT, TO MAKE MUCH OF IT A 'LIVING WILL' DRAWING FROM MY OWN REPORTEDLY MASSIVE PERSONAL ESTATE TO GENEROUSLY REWARD INDIVIDUALS DURING MY LIFETIME WHO ARE RESPECTFUL OF MY OWN FREEDOM OF RELIGION AND FREEDOM OF SPEECH, AND WHO SUBMIT A CRIME TIP TO A REPUTABLE LAW-ENFORCEMENT AGENCY WITH JURISDICTION ABOUT WHO MIGHT BE SUBJECTING ME TO PERSONAL-INJURY-CRIMES IN TEXAS, WITH THAT CRIME TIP THEN CONTRIBUTING TO THE ARREST OF AT LEAST ONE CRIME SUSPECT

THIS PROPOSED REVISION OF MY OWN LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT, AN URGENTLY NEEDED REVISION, WAS PROMPTED IN PART BY MY RECALLING THIS MORNING THAT MY OLDEST BROTHER (WHO IS NOT HIMSELF INCLUDED IN MY LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT IN ANY WAY) DID VOLUNTEER TO ME ON THE TELEPHONE IN 1994, DURING A LONG-DISTANCE PHONE CALL I MADE TO HIS HOME IN AUSTIN FROM MY "SNYDER DAILY NEWS" MEDIA COMPANY NEWSROOM WORKPLACE IN SNYDER, TEXAS, THE FOLLOWING VERY IMPORTANT DISCLOSURE:

"You (younger brother John Kevin McMillan) have acquired a significant amount of financial wealth over the course of your lifetime that is being kept on your behalf in a savings account of a bank somewhere" (approximate quote), oldest brother Kent Neal McMillan volunteered to me in that 1994 telephone conversation we had, with Kent McMillan indicating that the identity of that financial institution was somehow being withheld from me by persons whom Kent chose not to cite by name.

Since I have myself been repeatedly victimized over a multi-year period by alleged personal-injury-crimes and alleged anal-rape-crimes, the latter of which have been inflicted on me exclusively during periods when I am asleep and unconscious inside my locked private bedroom, and by alleged fraudulent and injurious "medical services" also being inflicted on me during periods when I am asleep and unconscious, and by alleged medically injurious continuous "background" noise pollution that I myself did not generate, the above cited "living will" makes very good sense for me.

This "living will" with that one cited focus for distribution of financial rewards during my lifetime is all the more urgently needed because the people of Austin, Texas, and Central Texas, and elsewhere in the United States, have over a multi-decade period chosen themselves NOT to file ANY crime report on ANY occasion with ANY law-enforcement agency that ever once referred to myself as being a victim of ANY alleged felony crime ANYWHERE in Texas (or elsewhere).

The outrageous LACK OF helpfulness toward reputable law-enforcement agencies in Texas and the United States by private citizens in Texas in regard to crime evidence about myself being a victim of alleged felony crimes over a multi-decade period in this state, comprises very flagrant and outrageous evidence of cowardice and duplicity with members of the criminal element, and of widespread callousness and cruelty toward me, by many thousands or millions of Texans.

The proposed new "Living Will" financial rewards program drawing upon the very sizable financial savings account of mine my brother Kent knows about and that I myself do not currently have access to, should help to protect my own ability to enjoy a full and fully ambulatory and creatively vital lifespan DURING MY LIFETIME.

THE ONE RESTRICTION I MIGHT ADD TO THIS "LIVING WILL" REWARDS PROGRAM IS THAT ONLY PERSONS WHO EXHIBIT FULL RESPECT FOR MY OWN FREEDOM OF RELIGION (I am NOT a Christian, I am NOT a Moslem, I am NOT a subscriber of Judaism, I am NOT a Metropolitan Community Church member, I am NOT a Unitarian, I am NOT a Mormon, I am NOT a Quaker, etc.), AND WHO EXHIBIT FULL RESPECT FOR MY OWN FREEDOM OF SPEECH, AND WHO SUBMIT TO A REPUTABLE LAW-ENFORCEMENT AGENCY WITH JURISDICTION A CRIME TIP IN A TIMELY MANNER DURING MY LIFETIME ABOUT MY BEING A VICTIM OF CRIME IN TEXAS, WILL BE PERMITTED TO QUALIFY FOR THIS GENEROUS CRIME-TIPS-INFORMANTS FINANCIAL REWARDS PROGRAM FROM MYSELF THROUGH MY OWN REPORTEDLY VERY SIZABLE ESTATE.

I AM REMINDED AS I WRITE THIS THAT ONE CONSCIENTIOUS AND CONCERNED HISPANIC MALE COWORKER OF MINE INSIDE ONE OF MY RESTAURANT WORKPLACES, OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE NEAR THE ARBORETUM, HAS VERY KINDLY ASKED ME SEVERAL TIMES OVER A MULTI-YEAR PERIOD ON HIS OWN INITIATIVE DURING WORKING HOURS FOR EACH OF US INSIDE THAT CORPORATE-OWNED RESTAURANT:

"ARE YOU (COWORKER JOHN) STILL BEING VIOLATED DURING YOUR SLEEP INSIDE YOUR (LOCKED PRIVATE BEDROOM OF YOUR LOCKED) APARTMENT UNIT?" (APPROXIMATE QUOTE). 

IF THAT ONE TOTAL VERY KIND MALE COWORKER OF MINE, JORGE RIVERA, A VERY NICE IMMIGRANT FROM MEXICO, EVER HIMSELF HEARS ANY RUMORS OR OBTAINS ANY FACTUAL INFORMATION ABOUT THE IDENTITY OF ANY AND ALL CRIMINAL PERSONS ILLEGALLY HIDING SOMEWHERE INSIDE OR ILLEGALLY ENTERING MY OWN PRIVATE BEDROOM DURING MY SLEEPING HOURS--A BEDROOM WHERE I ALWAYS SLEEP ALONE ON MY OWN BED---A CRIME REPORT FROM JORGE RIVERA WITH A REPUTABLE LAW-ENFORCEMENT AGENCY IN AUSTIN, TEXAS, WILL TRULY BE A LIFE-SAVER FOR ME, AND WILL DEFINITELY QUALIFY COWORKER JORGE RIVERA FOR THIS TYPE OF GENEROUS "LIVING WILL" FINANCIAL REWARD FROM MYSELF.

A REPRESENTATIVE FOR DISTRICT 10 AUSTIN CITY COUNCIL MEMBER ALISON ALTER DECLINES TO STATE WHETHER Dr. ALTER SUPPORTS FULL FREEDOM FROM CRIME FOR MYSELF INSIDE MY LOCKED BEDROOM OF MY BOLT-LOCKED APARTMENT UNIT IN NORTHWEST AUSTIN

"I (Mr. Rivera) can't really speak for her (Dr. Alter) on that," said Osiel Rivera, a self-identified "temporary" assistant to the new District 10 Austin City Council member, Dr. Alison Alter.

Mr. Rivera made that comment to me on the telephone from Dr. Alter's City Hall office in downtown Austin at about noon this Friday, January 20, 2017.

"She (District 10 Council Member Alter) has not commented on that (issue you've raised)" in her conversations with Mr. Rivera, he said.

Dr. Alison Alter, a former resident of Cambridge, Massachusetts, holds a PhD in Political Economy and Government from Harvard University. She earned her undergraduate degree at Stanford University in northern California.

I did politely remind Osiel Rivera in our January 20 phone conversation that I had previously spoken with him about this very same public-policy issue and human-rights issue when I called Dr. Alter's City Hall office on January 12, 2017---more than one week ago.

Also in my January 20 phone conversation this Friday with Mr. Rivera, I indicated to him that I assumed he has informed Dr. Alter about the public-policy question that I had posed to him in that previous January 12 phone conversation I had with him.

Mr. Rivera replied that Dr. Alter has been very occupied from hiring new staff members for her City Council office and from attending meetings with City of Austin department heads.

Council Member Alter is also diligently preparing for her first-ever Austin City Council meeting in which she is a duly-elected member, Mr. Rivera said. That Council meeting has been scheduled for Thursday, January 26, he said.

In the January 12 phone conversation I had with Mr. Rivera, he did venture to say that he himself DOES personally support my legal right to enjoy full freedom from crime on a year-round basis inside my locked private bedroom of my bolt-locked apartment unit in northwest Austin. 

Mr. Rivera added, however, in that same January 12 phone conversation that as a temporary assistant to Council Member Alter, he himself could not speak for her on that public-policy issue.

OWNER DAVID SMITH OF 'PRECISION WOUND CARE' MEDICAL-SERVICES PROVIDER IN DALLAS-FORT WORTH AREA (AND SPECIFICALLY IN THE CITY OF CROWLEY IN TARRANT COUNTY, TEXAS) OFFERS A ONETIME VERBAL CLARIFICATION ON WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 28, 2015, AT 3:17 P.M. THROUGH THE FOLLOWING VERBATIM RECORDED VOICE-MAIL MESSAGE FROM HIMSELF THAT HE LEFT ON MY OWN PRIVATE LANDLINE AT&T PHONE SERVICE IN AUSTIN, WITH Mr. SMITH REPEATEDLY STATING WITH EMPHASIS THAT HIS METROPLEX-BASED FOR-PROFIT MEDICAL-SERVICES COMPANY HAS NOT PROVIDED MYSELF, JOHN KEVIN McMILLAN OF NORTHWEST AUSTIN, WITH ANY MEDICAL SERVICES OF ANY TYPE ON ANY OCCASION INSIDE MY RENTAL APARTMENT UNIT AT 'WIND RIVER CROSSING' APARTMENTS IN NORTHWEST AUSTIN

"HEY, JOHN, MY NAME IS DAVID SMITH. I RECEIVED A VOICE MAIL FROM YOU REGARDING 'PRECISION WOUND CARE'. UM, I'M THE OWNER OF THE COMPANY, AND I DON'T KNOW REALLY ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT.

"I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY WOULD HAVE SENT THAT TO YOUR APARTMENT COMPLEX---UM, THE SECRETARY OF STATE, I MEAN. I'LL GET IN TOUCH WITH THEM AND FIND OUT EXACTLY WHY. 

"UM, I DO BUSINESS IN D-FW, DALLAS FORT WORTH, NOWHERE NEAR AUSTIN. SO AGAIN, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT'S IN REFERENCE TO. SO WHATEVER IT WAS, PLEASE DISREGARD IT.

"I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT.

"BUT, I WILL CONTACT SECRETARY OF STATE AND FIND OUT. SO--BUT AGAIN, JUST FOR YOUR OWN PEACE OF MIND, DISREGARD WHATEVER IT WAS THAT YOU GOT.

"I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR COMPLEX OR ANYTHING IN AUSTIN. 
ALL RIGHT, THANKS."

MORE THOUGHTS ON HOW OUR VERY NEXT PRESIDENT, DONALD TRUMP REPORTEDLY BEING HIS NAME, CAN AVOID BEING KICKED OUT OF OFFICE BY THE U.S. CONGRESS

(1) President Trump could emphasize that he has a great love for non-profit philanthropic groups. Most people associate Mr. Trump with no-nonsense for-profit business ventures. For the very first White House Conference event that Mr. Trump sponsors in the District of Columbia, he could insist that the title be, "White House Conference on Philanthropy Promotion". This might demonstrate to those who are skeptical about Mr. Trump being in the White House that "here is a new U.S. President who shows he has a heart for philanthropy".

(2) President Trump could celebrate the resourceful and creative and hard-working "little guy" or "underdog" in American business by sponsoring a new Presidential award for an "American Entrepreneur of the Year" who started out small, but had big results from his or her entrepreneurial pursuits.

(3) President Trump could devote special attention to promoting the establishment of "Junior Entrepreneur" classes in American public schools. These classes could teach young persons how they could pursue the principles of law-abiding and honorable entrepreneurialism throughout their school years and subsequent careers as adults.

(4) President Trump could establish an awards tradition of honoring the American collegiate football coach and the American professional football coach who in the most recent football season had the most winning season and post-season that also featured the fewest total overall number of injuries sustained by his players throughout the season, and by players of opposing teams strictly during games between those two football teams in that same season or post-season, when all of those achievements are evaluated together through a sophisticated statistical scoring formula of some type.

(5) President Trump could promote the design and construction of dozens of additional multi-story commercial buildings in American cities or towns of 500,000 or fewer residents. The intent behind this would be to conserve fossil fuels and conserve land, while also promoting a sense of village-like community inside these multi-story buildings that are designed to serve as "community centers" or "community gathering places" in smaller cities and in towns.

(6) President Trump could preside over the establishment of a proposed new planned community somewhere in the United States that is primarily designed to accommodate Jewish immigrants from Israel and Palestinians who each chose to relocate from the Middle East to that planned community in the United States. 

One intent behind this planned community, which could be known as "PJ Harmony" or "JP Union", would be to promulgate a very persuasive and very emphatic rebuttal to the Israeli Government's repeatedly implied assertions that Jewish persons and Palestinians cannot live together in harmony in the very same town or city or country anywhere in the world.

(7) President Trump could hold a weekly press conference in order to demonstrate to the entire world that he is determined to be MORE HONEST and more accountable to taxpayers and the general public than any of his predecessors have been.

(8) President Trump could acknowledge and promote the many talents found in American high school students and other grade-school students. 

Trump could do that by appointing a special White House Liaison to America's Youths.
 That Liaison could be someone age 18 or 17, in order to demonstrate that President Trump will NOT permit any condescension toward or neglect of American youths by that particular Liaison.

(9) President Trump could publicly and in very specific ways demonstrate each month that he benefits from constructive criticism of his policies and conduct, and that he also makes use of and welcomes ideas offered to him by any and all law-abiding persons who are ideologically a world apart from himself and his own Administration.

(10) President Trump could insist on a special project to help Virginia and North Carolina diversify their economies in anticipation of an inevitable decline in tobacco farming and the tobacco industry in each of those states.

(11) President Trump could offer special incentives to encourage civic-minded businesspersons throughout this entire nation to consider pursuing an elective office or appointive office in government at the local, state, or federal level. 

In this way, President Trump could strive to help infuse the government with fresh and very creative and helpful and bold new ideas from leaders of the American business community.

OTHER IDEAS ON HOW YOU CAN BRAINWASH YOURSELF IN A VERY HEALTHY WAY THROUGH THE NEW PASSWORDS YOU CHOOSE FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL ONLINE ACCOUNTS

(1) TRY CREATING A PASSWORD FOR YOURSELF THAT REFERS TO A FAVORITE COUNTRY OF YOURS.

IF YOU HAVE FELT A DEEP FONDNESS FOR SWEDEN EVER SINCE YOUR EARLY CHILDHOOD, FOR INSTANCE, YOU COULD CREATE AND USE THE PASSWORD "SWEDEN17".

(2) TRY PICKING A PASSWORD FOR YOURSELF THAT REFERS TO A FAVORITE HOBBY OF YOURS. FOR INSTANCE, IF YOU PARTICULARLY ENJOYED STUDYING THE ANCIENT GREEK RELIGION OF ATHENIANS DURING YOUR YOUTH, YOU COULD CREATE AND USE THE PASSWORD "GREEKRELIGION17".

(3) TRY PICKING A PASSWORD FOR YOURSELF THAT CALLS TO MIND A FAVORITE CITY OF YOURS THAT YOU HAVE NEVER VISITED, BUT WOULD LOVE TO VISIT FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER AT THE EARLIEST OPPORTUNITY.

IF STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN, FITS THAT DESCRIPTION, YOU COULD CREATE AND USE THE ONLINE PASSWORD "STOCKHOLM17".

(4) TRY PICKING A PASSWORD THAT REFERS TO A FAVORITE HEALTHY SPORT OF YOURS. FOR INSTANCE, IF YOU LOVE THE LIFELONG SPORT OF TENNIS, YOU COULD CREATE AND USE THE PASSWORD "TENNISLOVER17".
IF YOU LOVE TO ROLLER-SKATE, YOU COULD CREATE THE NEW PASSWORD "SKATELOVER17". IF YOU LOVE TO PLAY RACQUETBALL, YOU COULD TRY USING THE NEW PASSWORD FOR YOURSELF OF "RBALL17".

(5) TRY PICKING A PASSWORD FOR YOURSELF THAT REFERS TO A FAVORITE BEVERAGE OF YOURS. IF YOU HAVE ENJOYED JASMINE GREEN TEA OR JASMINE BLACK TEA EVER SINCE YOUR CHILDHOOD, CONSIDER CREATING THE ONLINE PASSWORD FOR YOURSELF OF "JASTEA17".

(6) TRY CREATING A NEW PASSWORD FOR YOURSELF THAT REFERS TO A LEADING GOAL OF YOURS. IF YOU ARE STRIVING TO HELP DEVELOP A NEW RELIGION, FOR INSTANCE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY USING A NEW PASSWORD SUCH AS "NEWRELIG17".

(6) TRY CHOOSING A NEW PASSWORD FOR YOURSELF THAT REFERS TO A LEADING CAREER AMBITION OF YOURS. IF YOU HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BECOME A NEWSPAPER COLUMNIST, TRY CREATING AN ONLINE PASSWORD FOR YOURSELF OF "WRITE2017".

(7) TRY CHOOSING A FAVORITE FRAGRANCE OF YOURS FOR A NEW PASSWORD. IF THE SCENT OF A FULL GROVE OF ORANGE TREES IN BLOOM IS A FAVORITE FRAGRANCE OF YOURS, YOU COULD CREATE THE NEW PASSWORD FOR YOURSELF OF "ORANGEGROVE17".

A PROGRESSIVE PROHIBITIONIST RELIGION IDEA: IN YOUR VARIOUS PASSWORDS, STRIVE TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN CONSTRUCTIVE, APPRECIATIVE TERMS; AND THEREBY BRAINWASH YOURSELF IN A MANNER THAT IS, IN FACT, HEALTHY FOR YOU AS A HUMAN BEING

My one-member (myself, only) and non-Christian Progressive Prohibitionist Religion maintains that it makes good sense for individuals in modern society to use adjectives and nouns that describe themselves in appreciative terms when those persons create their password for access to various online sites they register with.

AMONG THE POSSIBILITIES FOR FLATTERING PASSWORDS (IF APPLICABLE) THAT YOU MIGHT WANT TO USE  IN YOUR OWN LIFE:

--HONEST17 (the 17 referring to the present, the year 2017, which helps to keep the individual focused on addressing challenges and pursuing goals applicable to the present and future)

--NICEGUY2018 (the 2018 referring to that individual's striving to develop honorable long-term as well as short-term goals for himself)

---LAWNORDER21 (the 21 refers to this individual being focused on the 21st Century, and the "LAWNORDER" being a reminder that the individual strongly supports law and order through his own life and lifestyle).

--FRIENDLY1975 (the 1975 could refer to the year when you graduated from high school, high school graduation being a milestone in the lives of millions of Americans each year, and a milestone that is never forgotten.)

--SMILE1957 (the 1957 could refer to the individual's birthdate, and the "smile" could refer to his being noted for his frequent smiles that he generously offers to others).

In a world in which slander and libel and verbal harassment and epithet-hurling are all too frequent, why not take advantage of this golden opportunity when you create your own online passwords to promote yourself in terms that are salutary and beneficial to you?

After all, you may be using that particular password on hundreds or thousands of total occasions over a multi-year period.

It makes good sense to express some very healthy self-love through that password, a self-love that promotes a sense of dignity and composure and civility and honor, and a sense of beauty and fineness, in yourself at all times.

EAVESDROPPER'S HAVEN IN MANHATTAN: IMAGINARY CONVERSATIONS OF NEW YORKERS IN 2017

"It's odd that the Times does not have any cartoonists, the way The New Yorker does. With Donald Trump as our new president, there's a greater need than ever for an an oped-page cartoonist at the Times who presents the full ridiculousness of Donald every week."

"If you ever see President Trump wearing a purple shirt at a press conference, that tells you immediately that he's mounted the throne as self-appointed royalty in the White House. Purple is a royal color, and Trump wearing purple means he expects everyone to address him as 'Your Majesty'. Or maybe he'll want us to address him as 'King Donald', and he'll be talking suddenly about his quote end-quote 'divine right' to serve as President for as long as he wishes."

"Trump is so pathetic that he reminds me of a city guy trying to pass for a cowboy on a mechanical bull inside a nightclub. He'll be very, very lucky if he can continue his mechanical bull ride attempt in the White House for 1,460 consecutive days. He's definitely not a cowboy, and he's much more likely to be thrown off his mechanical bull a matter of a hours after he mounts it."

"When Trump gets kicked out of the Presidency, which should have already happened, I'll need to know the name of the guy who replaces Trump. It's something like Pence, or Penitent, and I say that because I'm Catholic and the word 'Penitent' is always on my mind; but I don't believe it's either of those two. Maybe if I google the terms 'vice president' and '2017', I'll actually memorize that heir-apparent's name before he replaces Donald in the Presidency. This is how you prove you're a savvy insider: when you're prepared to say 'President Pence' all of a sudden, or whatever his name is."

"I finally figured out who bought out the company I work for. The new boss hosted a dinner party last week for my coworkers and me, and all he gave me to eat the food with was a pair of chopsticks. I immediately knew it was a hostile takeover by a Japanese corporate giant."

"This is the first city I ever lived in where I actually feel guilty if my apartment unit takes up more than 500 square feet. In the back of my mind I'm hearing all the other New Yorkers shouting at me, 'So why did you rob us of space we needed for our own apartment unit?'"

"I finally figured out how to overcome my problem of always getting behind in my reading. I will start by reading the last five pages of each book I want to read. This gives me the confidence that I made it all the way to the final words of the last chapter. I generally don't have time for the 10 chapters before that final chapter, but at least I know what it is like to have reached the summit of that mountain I attempted to climb through that book. And the view from up there, at the peak of that mountain, is a great feeling of conquest in the wilderness."


"About the only ancestry you won't find here in New York is Albanian. The Albanians tend to stay where they are in eastern Europe, and everyone in New York is grateful for that."

"So if your company was eaten up in a hostile take-over bid, why do you feel a need to smile inside your workplace? Wouldn't it be more appropriate to glare back at your new boss? Or are you worried that you might be subjected to a hostile 'you're fired' pink slip message from your new boss, if you glare back at him?"

"I'm not looking forward to all the stories I'll be hearing about which restaurants of Manhattan are Trump's favorites. I think I'll stay away from those restaurants, to avoid any situation in which President Trump might ever expect me to shake hands with him."

"My friend Sally has calculated that she earns 1-millionth the income that Donald Trump apparently earns each year through his business career. To me, it's a bit masochistic of Sally to dwell on that point. It's not like she's one millionth the person that Donald Trump is. If she ran for President, I would definitely vote for Sally before I'd vote for Trump. To me, Sally deserves millions of votes, millions of hugs from her admirers, let's put it that way."

ADDITIONAL HUMOR MATERIAL THAT STAND-UP COMEDIANS SUCH AS JERRY SEINFELD CAN USE WHEN THEY REFER TO DONALD TRUMP AS OUR NATION'S NEW CHIEF OF STATE

---Everyone is wondering what the theme will be for the very first White House Conference our new president, Mr. Trump, will be sponsoring. That one is easy. It will be called the 'White House Conference on How to Reverse the Aging Process', since Donald reportedly likes being the reigning czar for our entire country so much that he plans to make a bid for re-election at age 74.


---Rumor has it that President Trump plans to draw from his own wealth in order to make the White House 15 floors in height. It seems he wants to rename the place as Trump Towers D.C.

---Many people have asked me to describe the religion of our new head of state, Donald Trump. I have done some research on that subject and I've got the answer for you. He's Eastern-Unorthodox. In fact, he's so unorthodox that he's declared himself the head of that religion in order to immediately re-define what is moral and virtuous conduct whenever he gets accused of violating the law or being unethical in the White House.

---Everyone is asking how our new President, Donald Trump, is going to prove to the entire world that he isn't turning the U.S. into a satellite state of Russia. My guess is that he will get on his White House hotline with the Kremlin and ask for advice from his friend Vladmir on a public-policy action that Donald could take that might give the impression to Western countries that Donald is NOT a puppet with Vladimir Putin as his puppeteer. Then when Putin offers advice on that subject, Donald will announce in a specially televised speech the action he plans to take to publicly demonstrate that America has NOT turned into a satellite state of Russia. And that televised speech will be greeted with laughter throughout the entire Kremlin so heavy that that entire building in Moscow is rocking with gleeful and triumphant delight.

---Many people are not aware that Donald Trump plans to open up a Trump Resort in Georgia. I'm talking about the Russian Georgia, not the one found in the U.S. He will do that through one of his relatives, to avoid any perceived conflict of interest for our new head of state as he attempts to prove that he is not a puppet of Vladimir Putin.

---Isn't it special to have a new U.S. President who always reminds you of a culinary dish that can be found in eastern Europe. I'm referring, of course, to Hungarian Goulash. Everything in his Administration is a Hodge Podge of billionaire-sourced ingredients that each sparkle like diamonds and remind you of Zsa Zsa Gabor in the midst of one of her dozens of divorces.

---Everyone is dreading the day when it turns out that Donald Trump has so many relatives in Eastern Europe that one of them will prove to be a gypsy who insists on paying an official visit to President Trump. When that gypsy relative walks out of the White House after being an invited overnight guest, it's likely that the total financial value of the valuables stolen from the White House during the nighttime, valuables that will be hidden in that gypsy's underwear, will total $100 million. That is nothing to Donald, though, since he's a billionaire and he will make every effort to avoid embarrasing his gypsy relative from Eastern Europe.

---I think everyone is eager to find out what President Trump will offer as a present to his friend Vladimir when Putin visits the White House during the first week of Donald's presidency. Since Donald is a billionaire, my guess is that he will draw from his own personal wealth to give Vladimir Putin a gold key to the White House that the Russian leader can use whenever he wants to be in bed with Donald. That happens to be every day of the year, as it turns out, since Donald can be very hospitable. In fact, I don't know of any previous U.S. President who has ever been MORE in bed with a top Russian leader than Donald Trump clearly is.

---For all the talk about who Donald Trump plans to appoint for cabinet secretaries and Supreme Court Justice, the biggest question, to me, is who will he pick for his official White House Chef?

Many of us are worried that Donald Trump's close friend in Moscow, Vladimir Putin, will insist on sending a Russian chef based in the Kremlin's kitchen to serve as Donald's official White House Chef.

The disadvantage with that is that the minute the U.S. has a conflict with the Russian Government, that chef whom Mr. Putin offers to Mr. Trump at a reduced-rubles rate may put poison in President Trump's food or beverages before serving them to our American chief of state.

Just imagine the possibilities for mega-disaster. 

A poisoned Russian Cabbage soup could mean Assassination by Ingestion. And the resulting atomic war between the United States and Russia would get called the "Great Atomic Russian Cabbage Soup War".

That war, incidentally, will most certainly end all of human civilization except in Australia, where promoters of the annual Australian Open professional tennis tournament will be relieved to learn that they are guaranteed of an Australian-born men's and ladies' champion for the first time in decades.

AUSTIN POLICE DEPARTMENT PUBLIC-INFORMATION COORDINATOR RENEE MOORE, A FEMALE AFRICAN-AMERICAN APD OFFICIAL, ON JANUARY 10, 2017, PROMISES IN WRITING TO REPLY TO DECEMBER 5, 2016, E-MAIL PUBLIC-INFORMATION REQUEST FROM SINGLE-BY-CHOICE, LONGTIME-CELIBATE-BY-CHOICE, GAINFULLY EMPLOYED, DEPENDABLY CIVIL AND LAW-ABIDING AND HONEST, ANGLO MALE SELF-IDENTIFIED CONTINUOUS-AND-CONTINUING-DAILY-AND-YEAR-ROUND-AND-MULTI-YEAR-ANAL-RAPE-CRIMES-AND-PERSONAL-INJURY-CRIMES VICTIM JOHN KEVIN McMILLAN OF AUSTIN, TEXAS

APD Records Management
To
John McMillan
Jan 10 at 5:53 AM

Mr. McMillan –

Your request sent to the City Public Information Request Team was not forwarded to the Austin Police Department. We now have it and will process it accordingly.

Renee Moore
Open Records
Austin Police Department
________

On Thursday, December 22, 2016 9:58 AM, "Information, Public" wrote:


Good morning,

Austin Police Department processes its requests separate from the rest of the City of Austin. They will have a separate response to your public information request.

Thank you,



Kristin Treviño |Customer Solutions Coordinator| 512-974-2268
City of Austin Law Department |301 W. 2nd St, Austin TX 78701
_______

From: John McMillan [mailto:mcmillanj@att.net]
Sent: Wednesday, December 21, 2016 7:43 PM
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Subject: Re: PIR 31177

To: Kristin Trevino, Customer Solutions Coordinator, City of Austin Law Department, 301 West 2nd Street, Austin, TX 78701. Office phone: (512) 974-2268.

Dear Ms. Trevino,

I was very surprised by your written statement to me today (below) via e-mail that the City of Austin does not have any records responsive to my December 5, 2016-dated e-mail public-information request to the City Government of Austin Public Information Office.

Is your reply letter to me today a final and complete response to me on behalf of any and all applicable City of Austin departments or offices or officials, including the Austin Police Department?

Sincerely and Best Wishes,

John Kevin McMillan, public-information requestor.
Home phone: (512) 342-2295.

John Kevin McMillan

On Wednesday, December 21, 2016 4:56 PM, "Information, Public" <public.information@austintexas.gov> wrote:

Good morning,

This email is in response to your public information request (PIR 31177). You requested:

“This is a Texas Open Records request in which I seek to obtain from the City Government of Austin a copy of any and all records currently on file with any and all applicable departments or offices of the City of Austin----with those departments or offices possibly including the City of Austin Law Department; the City Manager's Office; the Office of Assistant Manager Rey Arellano; the Office of the Mayor; and the City Hall Offices of Austin City Council Member Ellen Troxclair and Delia Garza, respectively---that, in each such case, cite either or both of the following:

---the exact day and month and year and time, if cited, when the forensic DNA-swabs rape-evidence kit for APD Sex Crimes Case 11-3550615, with myself the complainant and cited rape victim in that case, was sent or submitted by the Austin Police Department for DNA lab testing;

or

---the full official name and mailing address and telephone number of the DNA lab anywhere in the world where that particular rape-evidence kit is reportedly currently being stored or is currently being processed, along with the full legal name of the cited liaison to or contact person for the Austin Police Department's Sex Crimes Unit who is employed at the cited DNA lab.

To assist you in your search, please find, below, a corrected version (one total cited date below was changed by me to "June 2, 2016", a correction I then promptly shared with the cited APD official) of the full text of the August 15, 2016, follow-up e-mail letter I wrote and sent to Mrs. Susan Carrizales of the APD Sex Crimes Unit, which refers to her very helpful disclosure to me on the telephone earlier that day that the cited rape-evidence kit has been submitted by APD for testing at a DNA lab, she stated.

Mrs. Carrizales also stated to me in that same 2016 telephone conversation I had with her that the Sex Crimes Unit has not yet received any DNA-trace results from lab processing of the cited doctor-ordered and Austin City Manager Marc Ott-approved and APD-approved and Attorney General of Texas-approved rape-evidence kit that was obtained from my own body at my request inside the emergency room of St. David's Medical Center near UT-Austin's Law School campus on Dec. 22, 2011.

Please let me know if the total processing fee you plan to charge me for providing me with the cited documents might exceed $20. That information from you will then enable me to revise this request in order to hold the total financial expenses to myself on this to $20 or less.”

The City of Austin has no responsive information to your request.

Thank you,



Kristin Treviño |Customer Solutions Coordinator| 512-974-2268
City of Austin Law Department |301 W. 2nd St, Austin TX 78701