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p6j4k-5932897237@pers.craigslist.org (John Kevin McMillan of Austin)
(Time:) Today (Dec. 26, 2016) at 9:39 a.m.
Jesus fucking Christ, would you please
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
What a faggot, cry baby, fucking asshole !
Go suck a dick you fucking sissy !
Move back in with mommy or something.??
But shut your fucking pie hole
What a faggot, cry baby, fucking asshole !
Go suck a dick you fucking sissy !
Move back in with mommy or something.??
But shut your fucking pie hole
_______________________
THE CRAIGLIST 'RANTS
AND RAVES' ITEM I WROTE
AND THEN POSTED
AT 12:05 A.M. THIS
MORNING (MONDAY, DECEMBER 26, 2016),
AND THAT SOMEHOW PROMPTED THE
OBSCENELY INDIGNANT
ABOVE REPLY THAT IS
QUOTED VERBATIM AND IN ITS ENTIRETY. -- jkm)
Date:
PostID:5932897237
Title:() Why is no one seeking
me as a roommate?
I am raising this question
because I feel very confident
that I would make a great
roommate for the right
person or persons here
in the Arboretum area
where I live (or if I moved
into your home or apt.).
Among the occupational groups whom I feel I would be especially
compatible with as a
strictly-platonic roommate are:
students age 18 or older who are plan to eventually become
either attorneys
or law-enforcement officers; law-enforcement
officers who are honorable
and not "on the take";
honorable and law-abiding professionally bonded private detectives;
home-security experts
and consultants; professional athletes such as tennis
players and their families;
attorneys
and other persons employed in law firms;
City of Austin or Travis County Government or State Government
of Texas or U.S.
Government employees who are
honorable and law-abiding; state
legislators or staff members of theirs who are honorable
and law-abiding;
restaurant-industry employees
or managers who are honest
and law-abiding;
and honorable news-media professionals
or staff members at newspapers
or radio stations or television stations here in Austin.
(1) I am a lifelong NON-smoker,
so I will NEVER subject you to passive smoking at any time.
(2) I am always sober (I have
not consumed any drinking
alcohol in many years, my
last-ever drink having been a Tequila Sunrise here in Austin).
(3) I am NOT an alcoholic or recovering alcoholic, so I
present ZERO risk of having
any type of relapse in which I
might ever lose my always-sober identity as your roommate.
(4) I am a longtime abstainer
for many consecutive years
from any and all marijuana
and any other illicit drug, and
I am NOT a "former drug addict"
or "recovering drug addict".
I present ZERO risk of my ever
being "misled" or "duped"
into consuming any quantity
of any illicit drug at any time
in the present or future.
(5) I always keep my hands
to myself (I DO NOT grab or
pinch or pounce on others)
and have very high platonic-involvements aptitude with
anyone and everyone. This
is true regardless of whether
they are actually physically attractive to me (and here in
Austin these days, as most of you already know, physically
attractive persons account for
only a very tiny percentage
of all of the adult Austin residents
in the year 2016).
(6) I am facially cleanshaven, and
I present a full face and full and often-smiling facial expression
to others, including any new roommate or housemate of
mine.
(7) I have ZERO tattoos anywhere
on my entire body.
(8) I am NOT censorious. I am
very tolerant of law-abiding
and privacy-respectful forms
of Freedom of Speech, and
law-abiding and privacy-respectful and non-violent, non-injurious
forms of Freedom of Religion expression by anyone. I have
a healthy respect for the Bill
of Rights of the U.S. Constitution.
(9) I myself always use clean,
non-profane language in my everyday conversations with
others. Anyone who rooms
with me will NEVER hear the
"F" word from me under any circumstances!
(10) I am gainfully employed
and I work six days per week
here in Austin.
(11) I am tactfully honest, dependably civil and
law-abiding, devoted to helping
to protect the security of the apartment or home where
I live, polite, and friendly
toward a wide range of persons.
(11a) I myself do NOT have
any criminal-conviction
record.
(12) I have been most frequently described by others as
"friendly", "nice",
"kind", "very kind", "conscientious", "polite",
"very polite", "a good person", "intelligent", "idealistic",
and "thoughtful".
(13) I wash my dishes
immediately after I use them
and then place them back into
my designated shelves in the cupboards of the spacious apartment
where I
currently am living here in Austin.
(14) I am very quiet. I do not currently listen to any music
of my own in the apartment
where I live. and I spend most
of my time inside my own
locked private room.
(15) I have hobbies and pastimes that include tennis, racquetball,
roller-skating,
pursuing writing projects, dining out in healthful-dining restaurants,
and creative brainstorming about quality-of-life issues.
Title:() Why is no one seeking
me as a roommate?
I am raising this question
because I feel very confident
that I would make a great
roommate for the right
person or persons here
in the Arboretum area
where I live (or if I moved
into your home or apt.).
Among the occupational groups whom I feel I would be especially
compatible with as a
strictly-platonic roommate are:
students age 18 or older who are plan to eventually become
either attorneys
or law-enforcement officers; law-enforcement
officers who are honorable
and not "on the take";
honorable and law-abiding professionally bonded private detectives;
home-security experts
and consultants; professional athletes such as tennis
players and their families;
attorneys
and other persons employed in law firms;
City of Austin or Travis County Government or State Government
of Texas or U.S.
Government employees who are
honorable and law-abiding; state
legislators or staff members of theirs who are honorable
and law-abiding;
restaurant-industry employees
or managers who are honest
and law-abiding;
and honorable news-media professionals
or staff members at newspapers
or radio stations or television stations here in Austin.
(1) I am a lifelong NON-smoker,
so I will NEVER subject you to passive smoking at any time.
(2) I am always sober (I have
not consumed any drinking
alcohol in many years, my
last-ever drink having been a Tequila Sunrise here in Austin).
(3) I am NOT an alcoholic or recovering alcoholic, so I
present ZERO risk of having
any type of relapse in which I
might ever lose my always-sober identity as your roommate.
(4) I am a longtime abstainer
for many consecutive years
from any and all marijuana
and any other illicit drug, and
I am NOT a "former drug addict"
or "recovering drug addict".
I present ZERO risk of my ever
being "misled" or "duped"
into consuming any quantity
of any illicit drug at any time
in the present or future.
(5) I always keep my hands
to myself (I DO NOT grab or
pinch or pounce on others)
and have very high platonic-involvements aptitude with
anyone and everyone. This
is true regardless of whether
they are actually physically attractive to me (and here in
Austin these days, as most of you already know, physically
attractive persons account for
only a very tiny percentage
of all of the adult Austin residents
in the year 2016).
(6) I am facially cleanshaven, and
I present a full face and full and often-smiling facial expression
to others, including any new roommate or housemate of
mine.
(7) I have ZERO tattoos anywhere
on my entire body.
(8) I am NOT censorious. I am
very tolerant of law-abiding
and privacy-respectful forms
of Freedom of Speech, and
law-abiding and privacy-respectful and non-violent, non-injurious
forms of Freedom of Religion expression by anyone. I have
a healthy respect for the Bill
of Rights of the U.S. Constitution.
(9) I myself always use clean,
non-profane language in my everyday conversations with
others. Anyone who rooms
with me will NEVER hear the
"F" word from me under any circumstances!
(10) I am gainfully employed
and I work six days per week
here in Austin.
(11) I am tactfully honest, dependably civil and
law-abiding, devoted to helping
to protect the security of the apartment or home where
I live, polite, and friendly
toward a wide range of persons.
(11a) I myself do NOT have
any criminal-conviction
record.
(12) I have been most frequently described by others as
"friendly", "nice",
"kind", "very kind", "conscientious", "polite",
"very polite", "a good person", "intelligent", "idealistic",
and "thoughtful".
(13) I wash my dishes
immediately after I use them
and then place them back into
my designated shelves in the cupboards of the spacious apartment
where I
currently am living here in Austin.
(14) I am very quiet. I do not currently listen to any music
of my own in the apartment
where I live. and I spend most
of my time inside my own
locked private room.
(15) I have hobbies and pastimes that include tennis, racquetball,
roller-skating,
pursuing writing projects, dining out in healthful-dining restaurants,
and creative brainstorming about quality-of-life issues.